>Dad I’m not a filly anymore. You don’t need to lecture me about “stranger-danger” or the importance of eating my fruits and vegetables. Also mom is getting really tired of you leaving the fridge open at night when you get a snack. Thats another thing, you’re starting to put on weight. No more snacks if you dont want mom putting you on a diet and forcing you to work on Applejacks farm again. Oh and she threw out all your Earth “video games.” She said you’re too old to be playing them and you know what? Shes right. Grow up dad…
>>41087941>she threw out all your Earth “video games.”It'Over....
>>41088230Imagine marrying adult Golly and having a kid.
>>41088230Imagine marrying filly Golly and having a kid.
>>41088230Imagine having Golly as a kid after marrying an adult.
>>41089231adopt the evil filly an teach her how to be a less evil filly
Does anyone still remember the JoJo threads?
>>41087339Vaguely but I only got into Jojo well after MLP.
>>41087339I remember the Star Wars threads better. Sergeant_Nonymous’ Jedi green was a fun ride.
>>41087339>>41088425Just bring them back.
>>41088187Not enough STANDO POWAH
>>41088187JoJo stopped being good
Previous Thread: >>41018894Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)https://ponepaste.org/3518 (Various)https://ponepaste.org/7826 (Fluttershy)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41089167And with Anon being a hormonal teenager with over a month's worth of nut saved up, he goes for the easier lay with the MILF?
>>41089183Basically, also I really like the idea of a milf acting possessive with a younger guy she has no right to do that with, and even better if she denies she's doing that when she clearly is.
>>41089273I prefer a slow burn lust where both parties try and fail to resist their powerful base urges towards each other while trying their best to act normal, especially when the sexual relationship is highly inappropriate. Examples would be a noticable age gap or already having a partner or being married, so Rarity's boyfriend losing control of himself and fucking her mom Cookie behind her back is perfect for this.
>>41089335What I was saying isn't immediate fucking either. Something along these lines.>Cookie Crumbles prepares fresh baked cookies and homemade lemonade for Anon when he comes over and presents them to him>Insists on staying close to him and not letting go anywhere with Rarity while he eats and she fawns over him>It's obvious to Rarity and Anon what she's doing, but she denies up and down she's doing anything wrong insisting it's 100% innocent
>>41089346I know. I'm just saying that I prefer if Cookie wasn't consciously pursuing Anon. The latter is gravitating towards her without realizing instead because, as much as he wants to be with Rarity, his lust for her mother is slowly overpowering it. Cookie herself is mostly oblivious and being genuinely kind and motherly.
A thread dedicated to the lovely catbirbs and griffon gfs/bfs.Griffonbros wake up!>Previous Thread (Apr 2024)>>41002065 >ai griffon gfs (https://beta.character.ai/)Gilda: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=1vG3HI9DR_N8KM7eI7mXjH5I-d0zWDddb4ztXNjcAPwGabby: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=p5QXxLOFdx5okCH4okBzLbFLDsIWptG_mUHdWhq8RkEGallus: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=YDupJR9lajtxjhF64R2bWcQMRGyOEtvU5Os6vhXEdEQSilverstream: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=9NfWEjdjN0a-HOYzQUEtko0Y7CqNVPcQiTGYC1o0tqE>Gilda Green Archive (Last Updated: 21/4/2023)https://ponepaste.org/5626Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41080510I love her
>>41087065What is this face supposed to mean
>>41087981She's lonely.
Which griffon do you want to desperately breed and impregnate?
>>41088297>>41088267Applefags will have no issue with this
>>41088236None.
>>41088236My wife, even if she became a griffon.
>>41088267>you literally can't decide if you are fucking a female or a male griffonfeature, not a bug
>>41088236all of them
Usual OP is still at vacation editionThe pic that started it all: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37443253/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37447036/Previous Thread: >>40939160Alternative thread: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/2295.htmlArchive of snowpony thread art: https://mega.nz/folder/0okEHKxS#8FIy3EQUHM-XluGvV7knIgArchive of snowpony-related musics: https://ponepaste.org/5819On the boorus, the snowpony tag ended up being "snowpony (species)" or "taiga pony">What is a snowpity?https://snowpity.com/>What are snowponies?Lore dumps for the newfagsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41088483>make the coat look cleaner with smoothness and little to no strands, but not sure if should even bother with that at this point.Hard to say, crystallizing and long fur seem an impossible combination. Only way my mind goes when I think about that is long crystallized strands that end up looking like a hedgehog's needles and making the snowmare unexpectedly pointy.
>>41088483Braided Frosty looks cute. I want to help her braid her tail. I realize they've been crystalized here, but I wonder if snowpones have an tribal or inter-tribal celebrations where she and other snowpones would 'gussy up' in a similar way?
>>41088483Cold looks just amazing like this. All three rock it, but Cold, wow.
>>41088562>rock it>rockBecause they're crystals?
>>41088483I wonder how that works with long hair.
Exiting hibernation.Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.That's the prompt that started it all. So what's this thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.Remember not to save anything of value on pastebin, use ponepaste.orgHave a broken pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inThread Story List (outdated):https://poneb.in/XKLNjAAxActive stories from the last thread (#91):Untitled. Robot ponies don't know they are robots and they are trying to reach space.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41087677Perfect for a mad scientist
>>41087498Why are her eyes bloody(?)why does she have human titties
>>41088102Probably something to do with the ai that generated that pic
>>41088485ai do be doing weird shit
>>41087498I don't want to be 'that guy', but this is dangerously close to anthro.
Hat drop editionOLD THREAD: >>41074928Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/If you'd like a custom icon on the mlp.tf scoreboard, post your Steam ID and attach your desired icon in the thread.>Server infoServer IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015Password: check filenameSteam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_Map downloads (extract the .bz2 file, then place the .bsp file in /tf/download/maps): http://mlp.site.nfoservers.com/server/maps/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41088942>>41088987He's mine back off!!
>>41088920I've walked into many payload last death holes
>>41089009No,-troons-spics-overt circlejerkers
>>41088920Huntsman stun whilst uber'd
>>41087769I miss this so fucking much. I should have taken a lot of screenshots while I played there. I only regret being an edgelord spy one trick while I played there, and never trying other classes.
What are some old fan theories you liked, that turned out not to be true? I was POSITIVE that Flurry Heart was a Changeling queen nymph. Pic rel seemed to confirm it, and baby-replacing is literally the No. 1 thing changelings are known for in old fairytales. Plus that would explain WHY she came out as an "Alicorn". The nymph kid just doesn't know how to properly disguise yet.The real Flurry Heart would be a Pegasus or something and she would be stolen by Chrysalis the moment she was born, and raised to hate her biological parents and all of Ponykind. Meanwhile, Chrysalis would meet up with the Changeling nymph when she was a teenager and reveal everything to her and try to get her to betray Shiny and Candy.
>>41089159interesting. bump
>>41089159Derpy has been Rainbow Dash's schizophrenic hallucination this entire time. I just made that up though.
There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare."It's a mare in a box" editionOld thread: >>40828403Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41087327Or windows, if the frequency is high enough.
First mare contact
>>41088130Kiss the hoof. She'll get it then.
Y'all are lazy fags editionPrevious thread: >>41015697Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41089026Don't worry bro, I missed out on the AMC swing back when it was getting pumped to the moon. Sold early.
>>41089026She'd rush you to the hospital to check for injuries. Once the horse doctor assures her that your okay she would chew you out for doing something so reckless and self destructive. And then ban you from daytrading because that's a mare's job.
>>41087202I would drive my mare car everywhere.Just imagine her tooting her little horn all the time. >"Come on, Anon," she'd say from outside. "Let's go for a drive while it's nice and sunny out!">"Can you buy me a car wash today? What, you're going to hand wash me when we get back? Yahoo!">"I love being your car, Anon!">"Can you buy me those fuzzy dice? I want to add them to my collection, and you know I like flames!"I'd be good to my mare car, bros
>>41089099>>41089147>>41089148Thanks fellas.
>>41089026>day trading>depressed you didn't win bigmares would try to help you with your gambling problems
Writefagbros did we get too cocky? I wrote a 7000 word green and received a single reply, meanwhile a drawfag did some unfinished line art below my green and got dozens of responses.Is it over writefagbros?
>>41086729>way more ambitiousIs that The Wanderer? The stuff with Twilight in it looks super cozy, but I know it's supposed to be, like, an adventure fic, right? Big greens intimidate me, lel.>>41086751>FlutterrapelmaoI went and dug up a list I made of my favorite rape greens, if anyone's interested. I prefer the shorter, silly stuff, so keep that in mind.https://ponepaste.org/10057
>>41087416nice story
>>41086729Might need to visit that thread.
>>41082496Just generic batfagging
bump
Forest Hike Edition For those seeking any and all things Fluttershy.>/shy/thread Ponepaste (includes the OP, writefag list, writefag request bin, and all current/completed stories)https://ponepaste.org/user/FluttershyThread>Collaborative Fluttershy playlist (request for new content to be added in the thread)https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1pZSbhMdtwnQJZ2vx1OojIw8Ue0o9Uxy>/mushy/ Musical mixtape (request for new content to be added in the thread)https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1pZSbhMdtwlV6Vdoba4EvN7tpXBBZmQ7Previous thread: >>40936954
>>41088386Bumble Butt.
>>41088386Not to put to fine a point on it
>"This is what it's all about Anon.">"Waking up, having yourself a nice cup of joe, and witnessing the sun rise over a winter wonderland.">"And of course, sharing that sunrise with someone you love."
>>41087405>rape
>>41087681Adorable
>>41087434you don't like Sunset, never liked her and never will
>>41087405Sidebutt > SideboobProve me wrong.
>>41089306Hold on you might be cooking with this take
Why did they make her so sexy?!
>>41084328literally who? who is they and who is this mediocre OC
kek hoofcucks could never
>>41087592#bangs
>>41088021Good gawd
>>41087285>>41087592>>41088021Damn she's so hot
