>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the Badlands and beyond to the new colonies in the Mysterious South, fighting Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Most recently you were hired by the Equestrian Rehoming Project, an organization responsible for managing and encouraging immigration to Equestria’s new colonies>Your job is to escort and protect one of the Project’s heads, her entourage, and a large number of settlers, fifty ponies in all, all the way from the city of Appleloosa to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>The job has been rougher than normal but the excitement reached a crescendo just a few days ago when Diamond Dogs trapped your group within a canyon, leading you to take shelter in a newly excavated ancient Dog temple>After a costly battle in the temple you were forced to take a metaphorical leap of faith, leading you and your remaining clients to find yourselves trapped in an underground Diamond Dog city>Now you and your team of caravan guards must find a way to escape the city with as many settlers you canLast session ended with you speaking to Drift, an earth pony slave about ways to escape the Dog city, as well as details surrounding the upcoming slave auction.(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124609>>41124617Roll stealth (d20+0)1-3: You are outright discovered4-9: The Dog is alerted and tries to find you10-15:The Dog is alerted but doesn’t actively look for you16-20: The Dog is completely unaware of your presence
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41124663Last time I rolled a 1 in stealth. Surely this will go better.
>>41124668>Keeping your voice low as possible, you turn around and whisper to Downburst“Back up.”>Slowly, carefully the two of you retreat, the whole while the sound of footsteps drawing nearer>It’s hard to navigate in the absolute darkness of the catacombs so you put your front right hoof against where the floor and wall meet, feeling for where the closest intersection is>You can’t see Downburst of course but you can hear his hoofsteps, no matter how hard he tries to be silent>When you do eventually find the hall you make a short ‘psst’ sound to get the stallion’s attention and hide around the corner, staying just a few steps away from the corner>After a few seconds the footsteps pass you by, not even so much as hesitating as it passes you[Input Needed]
>>41124724Wait for a few more moments before going ahead back to the temple to ensure whether or not the dog will come on back.
>>41124724The dog might be with the smugglers, maybe watch where he's going with earth sight.
This week's episodes are "A Flurry of Emotions" (Written by Sammie Crowley & Whitney Wetta) and "Rock Solid Friendship" (Written by Nick Confalone), originally aired April 22nd and 29th 2017.Find the stream here:https://mlprewatch.stream/Countdown here:https://when.mlprewatch.stream/
I learned so much about the brain. I am smart now.
lad really went from 0 subs to 10 based
>>41124785BRAIN EXPANDED
The god damn view counts.
>>41124692I hate you too, I hope you go.
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.Also, when /r/equesting, try to provide a reference image, to make it easier for drawfags to fulfill your request.- Don't spam or bump your requests.- IGNORE THE SHITPOSTERS/ATTENTIONWHORES.- Don't respond to the spam. Just report and hide it and move on.Previous Thread:>>41027605The OP header image and all other images from the previous Draw Threads can be found in the>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -https://www.dropbox.com/sh/uf9h5jtinwpmrcg/AADgtt_AtxoWr3F4ujcmndoda?dl=0Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
d/r/aw this with your favorite mare saying this
>>41094487requesting a ponification of your favourite album cover
June
Humbly requesting a sweet Mr. and Mrs. Cake drawing to combat the approaching faggotry. Preferably, she would be pregnant, because I like that and it emphasizes something lesbians can never do.
>>41115157extreme funny, showed all my friends
I want to be in this shower with or without trixie
>>41123888With Trixie would be preferable.
>>41123888>>41123930>>41123944Weird I thought I was the only one who had an autistic obsession with being in the shower
>>41123888>I want to be in this shower >with or without trixie>or without trixieHUH
>>41124296nothing wrong with stallions!
>>41124364It's a cozy looking shower!
Intel heist editionOLD THREAD: >>41104177Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/If you'd like a custom icon on the mlp.tf scoreboard, post your Steam ID and attach your desired icon in the thread.>Server infoServer IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015Password: check filenameSteam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_Map downloads (extract the .bz2 file, then place the .bsp file in /tf/download/maps): http://mlp.site.nfoservers.com/server/maps/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Feeling like picking up hammer editor to make maps for the server, does anypony know where or who i would have to talk to too be able to submit one?
>>41124803Which maps do you think you’ll be doing?
>>41124803Just post them in the thread.
Where's the goddamn stallion balls in this thread
>>41124182>hiding in Plain Sightunf unf
>Anon! Anon, check this out!>Pinkie gave me this old scroll that Maud found in a cave! I think it was written by starswirl the bearded!>It’s not important how I found this out, but it turns out that Starswirl wrote it with a special ink that only appears when it’s exposed to certain hormones contained in the urine of a mare in estrus- gosh, isn’t that clever, anon?>Anyways, after some careful lab analysis, spike and I figured out that it’s a time capsule spell!!!>That’s right, anon! As soon as this thread gets bumped off, everything in it will be transported through time eight whole years into the future, to the distant year of 2032!!>So what are you gonna post in it, anon? What interesting things do you have to share with future /mlp/?(gonna make a thread about this in 8 years, mark ur calendars)
God I want to FUCK HER.
She's slippy, you're sliding downShe'll be there, when you hit the ground
>>41115994B
Am I still on the ride? Is g% (G5) long forgotten? What happened afterwards, did they do a g4 reboot, new gen or just stopped?
>>41124388I always wondered, how do you pronounce G% out loud? Is it like, "gee percent"? That sounds a lot like saying Geepers like Daphne.
Filthy Claws EditionDiscuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War ThunderVidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>41038964
>>411245742 in
>>411245943 in
>>41124605doing a quick clover, feel free to join us anytime
>>41124610the resultsthe most difficult clovers get the most points this timeDoing Deception in Hong Kong, a murder mystery game where people die from amoebas and dirty socks with 4Join us!
>>41124707Killed a man who hates apples through starvation in his own room.Doing Mysterium with 5 in a minute
Previous Thread: >>40804894Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.Vinyl Pastebin Collection-http://pastebin.com/u/Two_EchoA collection of Vinyl stories-https://ponepaste.org/user/TiredAsShitIndividual Vinyl Greens-Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xEFuck You (Anon x Vinyl)https://ponepaste.org/8191Vinyl gets a ride from AnonComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41122282>"Just listen, Anon. If you become my coltfriend, you can get this second flank, absolutely free!""Vinyl, I already want to become your bf, you don't need to convince me.">"Just look at how big it is! Sure, you'll break your hand if you try spanking it, but, I mean, look how big it is!""Vinyl, you don't need...">"Just imagine, you're in bed, you're waking up, you turn to left, BAM, there's me. We kiss, you turn around, BAM, there's Tavi. Two bedwarmers.""Wait, two bedwarmers, you say?">"And don't even get me started on the threesomes. Tavi's into some wild stuff!""Hmm...I dunno...what does Octavia think of all this?"
>>41117971i'll give you the promt but i wouldn't use it because my regional prompter is broken so i just assembled this, genned a load of pics and hoped for the best:score_9, score_8_up, score_7_up, score_6_up,equestria girls, screencap,show accurate,vector,anatomically correct,sharp contours,simple background,2 girls,bikini,looking at each other,breast size difference,BREAKOctavia with big breasts,grumpy,BREAKVinyl Scratch with huge breasts,hands on hips,smilingNegative prompt: necklace,visible eyes,hat,shoes,grayscale,3D,shading, blurry, deformed,merged body parts,extra limbs, missing limbs,multiple bodies,disconnected limbs, bad body proportions,messy colors, high contrast,human skin color,incorrect colorsSteps: 20, Sampler: DPM++ 2S a Karras, CFG scale: 6, Seed: 1878888226, Size: 900x1200, Model hash: 821aa5537f, Model: autismmixSDXL_autismmixPony, Version: f0.0.17v1.8.0rc-latest-276-g29be1da7
>>41123811>’…Vinyl we aren’t even dating.’>”We aren’t dating YET.”>”Think about it, you’ve got both options here. Want a taco? I’m your girl, carrot? Anon’ll give it to ya.”>’I don’t-‘>”Look how big he is, he definitely gives great hugs, among other things. C’mon I can hear you in your room after your wine nights, you know you wanna share a bed with us.”>’Y-You can hear me?’>”Babe, I can SMELL you when you’re that desperate, just say yes so you can get some dick and be happy with us.”“She makes some good points.”
Wub
>>41123299
hot
>>41123953no dummy im the filling and im being sandwiched by mares...ahhh fluttershy and marble sandwich...https://x.com/mirukipuff/status/1530302545901432832?s=20&t=5ogejIcmRm8NVoWVXfqN2Q
>>41123970>that link
>>41118724So theyre in an abusive relationship now? Which ones on meth and which is on the anti psychotics?
>>41121544Unless they’re exhibitionist mares
Bump.
AI Art Thread #36Backends:>https://github.com/LykosAI/StabilityMatrixThis is more of a one click manager that you can install / run the other backends though. Easiest by far. Recommended to download Forge through it and use its built-in Civitai browser to download models with.For models not through the in-built downloader just download and drop them in Stability_Matrix\Data\Models\* (lora folder if a lora, TextualInversion if embedding, stablediffusion if checkpoint...)>https://github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forgeFaster / more efficient version of Automatic1111 with some helpful extensions built-in. I would recommend installing this through Stability Matrix.>Stable Diffusion Automatic1111https://github.com/automatic1111/stable-diffusion-webuiThe original for posterity's sake.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124462The suicide bomb is when you take a dump on her stomach and tits (or teats in this case) and wipe it off with pages from the Quran.
>>41124772Bruh.Slightly based
>>41124495Would someone be willing to do something like this for Smolder and/or Ember?
>>41124781I would love to gen some Smolder
Saddle up anon, time to get buckin wild anons, post your favorite pictures story's, and fan contest about the best and leader of the cutie mark crusaders. Uncle Anons Christmas: https://ponepaste.org/7761CMC, Caped Crusaders of Ponyville:https://ponepaste.org/7757Blooming love:https://ponepaste.org/9647story of the blanks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYQCPBpnSTM&pp=ygUUYXBwbGUgYmxvb20gZmFuIGdhbWU%3D
>>41121944kek
Applecoom
>>41061925based I’d follow her lead.
Fine Dining EditionITT we talk about stallions (and other non-pony males) and R63 versions of mares.Last thread: >>41004820
If
>>41124493If it was in the show and is male in some form, yes.Though you'll get furry-suspicion points for certain races.
>>41124555Just go with the race with even less fur, simple.Bonus points for the majority of named and speaking members being male.
>>41124493those are allowed, however liking griffons or other beakniggers means you have absolute shit taste
unofficial thread I guess, but it's been almost a month since the last one died and almost two weeks since OP said he'd make a new one. Con is less than two months away and I (and probably others too) need to start planning stuff and talking to people about things. Copypasta below>What is /mlp/ con?Together we're going to organize an online convention by and for /mlp/It will focus on: 1) the show, 2) /mlp/, and 3) the fandomCheck out some of our events from 2023 that are linked from this site: https://mlpcon.online/schedule.html>When is it?June 28-30 2024>How will the con be held?Special events in this thread or othersLive streams on YouTube, Picarto, or private streaming platforms, broadcast via CyTubePre-recorded videos made for the con viewed on CyTubeDuring the con, most activity and interaction will occur on the con thread and/or CyTubeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41122871
>>41123790
Is bilbo banned?
>>41122304Probably not >>41124539Who?
>>41124799He means the main character in Hobbit. You know? Frodo's uncle?
Triple trouble EditionLast drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41062929/Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/
>>41123456i've got some peanut butter for heractually I can't tell, is she tiny smol or is it just the art style
Bump
>>41123420Trixie would be the whole definition of bratty
Sleeping Cozyhttps://cdn.twibooru.org/img/2024/5/31/3239847/large.png
>>41124271that AI's gettin damn good
This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion.Previous thread:>>40961895Topics discussed:>new thread new glimmies>If EQG had continued, do you wish it would've introduced human Starlight? >>40967233>both had p>For your wedding with Glimmy, who do you choose to be your best mare/stallion? >>40978289>Has Starlight's mom ever been mentioned ever, in anything? >>40989517>How old is glim in your headcanon when you fantasize about her? >>40998167>enjoying glim's cutie mark (a lot)>a theoretical different arc for glim >>41002550>Its GLIMMY! >>41004037>From 1 to 10, how much do you like Glimmy >>41006873Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41121970Wanna drench her snoofa in my cum
>>41123843dude weed funny lol!
>>41123843the dream>>41124730laame
>>41124739yeah people who think cartoon ponies doing weed = pinnacle of humor are pretty lame
>>41124748no one said that.