It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41123818She'll chase you and bite down on her shoulder, lifting you up like a ragdoll before tossing you 15 feet away and kicking you.
>>41123821Nah, I'd win. And I'd grope her massive mare milkers too.
>>41123808And swallows!
>>41123821worth it and i would do it again
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Disappointing your beloved!ITT: Passing trophies around amongst doppelgangers, Fanfiction is magic!, Optimal snuff fic targets, Anon wants to become a snail, Even more horseword shelves, A quick grammar check, ChatMLP, Spamming dislikes at the behest of the hivemind, Streetlamps but inside, Some bitchin' eye surgery, Overflowing with conviction, Avoiding contentious topics, Masturbating after turning characters into snarky assholes, Marcel Proust magnificent prose, Aspiring for higher levels of delusion, Nautical adventures, /fimfic/ just needs to open its heart, AaWiE, How the hell do fic writers write?, Retards not understanding spoken words, The 120 Days of Sodom as required school reading, Lit class sucks wherever you go, Chadmoded philosphymaxxing teachers, Weird and unnecessary premises, How's the writing goin'?, Long description feedback, Prescribing death, And shitty opinions = honest facts!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe sixty-seventh book is 'Fluttershy, Royal Game Warden (?)':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/488784If (You) want to participate, read the entire story by the 2nd.On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124359The most astounding thing here isn't that Sweetie goes half fic without going, "What kind of gathering, then?"; it's that I kept hoping for a happy ending up to the very last moment. Ouch, or, as the kids say it, "big oof". The emotional are done well, and it's a decently captivating read as a whole. There are several complaints you could raise about this fic, though, even if they're a bit less relevant for me because the fic managed to get me to temporarily overlook them as I was reading it in spite of its imperfections. When it teases the reader by having the characters do something to change things for the better to give (You) hope, it mostly just works. Or at least, it did work for me. Here I must point out that it's very, very thin on the "pony"-ness of the setting, that this world with murderers-slash-debt-collectors and widespread drug overdose and crime mafias and suicide and... either way, that this AU doesn't feel ponylike, especially when it's only marked [Dark] rather than AU. It's definitely a valid complaint, but at the same time, the fic kind of needs ponies to do its thing. Without them being Rarity and Sweetie Belle, two great ponies who the reader recognizes and sympathizes with, it would not have almost any of the impact that it does. Maybe it's a huge stretch to propose this vision of Equestria, but I can kind of-sort of forgive that to tell a story.There's also the matter of that other big issue; the funeral going unnamed for so long strains the suspension of disbelief. I was waiting for the fic to play with cringe as fuel for the drama in the central part of the story (and I would absolutely hate that). Luckily, it doesn't fully go there, instead settling on a pretty strange action scene. Keeping it is still not a justifiable choice, imo. Secondly, not only does Chuck-Chuck have the world's least intimidating villain-murderer name*, he's made to look like a supernatural horror villain. When he survives being buried under the burning ruins and approaches Sweetie with a half-melted face, I really did expect him to be that. But apparently he's just a very tough pony?*4chan brainrot made me expect a Sneed's jokeAnd because I need to ask, were red tags still not a thing in 2015? Ignoring the fact that the author remained online and on fimfic long after they were added, this having no self-harm or narcotics is extremely incorrect, to the point that I might report the fic so the mods can adjust it. Nothing against the story, but it really needs those two tags.I guess I liked it? I'm a stalwart Happy Ending Crusader (is that what Paul Asaran calls it?) but I can say I liked reading it, and that it had a much higher impact than many of the fics we read here. I still personally hate the ending for Sweetie cowardly giving up twice, and I'd have MUCH preferred the bittersweet reunion ending to the one we got, but it was not meant to be this kind of story. It easily COULD have been, though. Would've made it more pony.
>>41124627I wouldn't say I liked this story, but I did find myself engaged, and I suppose there are parts I did enjoy.Convenient was the word of the week, it seems. Not only because of Sweetie Belle finding Rarity just in time to save her from bleeding out, but also lots of little things peppered here and there. The biggest one being how Rarity is the supplier of the plant that becomes the drug that got Sweetie into this whole mess to begin with.I think this story may be enjoyable if you're under the influence of drugs. That would make stuff like Chuck's chuckness make sense. Maybe.The pacing does feel... odd. There is so much going on in such a short span of time, but at the same time, there's barely any hurry to things, despite Sweetie desperately wanting that money. Quite strange.In spite of it all, I liked the ending. How it's too late to really fix anything, but in letting Rarity die, Sweetie shows one last act of love for her sister.Honestly, her getting a blank slate is the best ending she could've gotten.>even though some ponies are offering her millionsAre they offering HER the millions, or are they offering it to the company, where it would likely be sucked up into paying debt and getting tied into other stuff that would ultimately result in even more debt?>>41124648>the funeral going unnamed for so long strains the suspension of disbeliefI don't think it's that unbelievable. Rarity does not care about Sweetie, and really does not care about much anymore. What's weird is that there were no banners or signs saying that this was a funeral.>read afterI vote for Let's Be Evil!
>>41124627>It happens so fast it's like the story wants you to overlook the fact that Sweetie didn't hire the dancers too,I thought Chuck-Chuck hired them to do this to get to Sweetie easily, but I don't think that's confirmed anywhere, and, on a second thought, I doubt he'd act like that. The scene is both confusing and confused, sure, but at least it's over quickly and the fic is back to its main plot. I think it's there because the author needed something drastic to transition from the ruined funeral to the next part of the fic, and looking at it like that it's really not too bad.>it really makes me question who it's forLike most stories, for the author, probably. And I didn't hate it, either. I even left a begrudging upvote on it, for writing a complete story that doesn't come apart at the seams before it ends. It is weird in that I think it had to be a pony story to work, but at the same time it's written in a way that feels not very pony at all.>The pacing of the whole story is nice, I suppose, with it taking place over just a handful of hours.Oh right, that. Yeah, filling out the 25k words without going over the time limit established right at the beginning was good. I'd say that the fic reads pretty competent as a whole.>>41124660>The biggest one being how Rarity is the supplier of the plant that becomes the drug that got Sweetie into this whole mess to begin with.There's 50% chance I overlooked a critical detail, but I don't think it? I thought it's a separate drug. Primarily because Sweetie was already doing dust before Rarity launched her empire, but also because the magical gemstones didn't look anything like the blue liquid extracted from the flowers. I know that Sneed talks about the irony of the antidote, but to me what he meant was that the antidote was produced by the sister from whom she wanted to extract the cash.>but in letting Rarity die, Sweetie shows one last act of love for her sister. Honestly, her getting a blank slate is the best ending she could've gotten.The way I read it, Sweetie Belle was going to kill herself after that ending. Either directly or because of her dust addiction, but the lily parallel and the title of the final chapter made me think that she's visiting the lake for the last time there. Also, I acknowledge that this might come off as a very sheltered and naive opinion (I have never as much as smoked a cigarette), but I think that Sweetie letting Rarity die and relapsing instead isn't an act of love, but of cowardice. This non-AU AU is a shithole, sure, but Rarity did legitimately care about Sweetie Belle until the end. With her quitting dust, they could have tried to figure something out. But at that point Sweetie is too afraid to try anymore and escapes to her drugged delusions.>What's weird is that there were no banners or signs saying that this was a funeral.To be fair, the band ponies do say that they're a funeral band, and Sweetie doesn't connect the dots or question them further.
>>41124365By the end of the first paragraph, I want to strangle the author.
>>41124792It was at the end of the first sentence for me.>Twilight Sparkle woke up, as protagonists are wont to do of an introduction.
>"Anon? Honey, please open the door!">"You haven't left your room in days! Was it something I did? I-I'm sorry!">"Please just say something! HELLO!?">"Please... Please just tell me you're alright...">"...">"I love you..."
>>41123672>First story>Twilight cheats on Anon because he's too overworked to fuck her>Anon completely forgives her. In fact it's his fault it happened >Anon needs a spell to make his dick big enough to please TwilightHow much of a pathetic dicklet cuck you have to be to like this shit?
This thread is raw mental illness.
>>41124766Says the one who posted cropped futa anonfilly porn pic.
>>41123617Twilight's Secret is the besthttps://poneb.in/qkzvmQcFhttps://poneb.in/qdN0mAxX
>>41124752if the forgiveness of that one isn’t your thing I’m pretty the rest don’t have that.also anon that part wasn’t even in the main story it was left as bonus and for posterity’s sake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVbPA4YmT8APrevious: >>41085521
>>41121802The funny thing is that I'm sure even the target demo would prefer old Hitch
>>41122223Pipo and Hitch have been through a lot together, even if the focus wasn’t on “them.”
>>41123343Hasbro kind of torched that ship in the electric blue tyt episode
>>41123343By the time that episode aired, they hadn't. There was no episode or moment where Pipp and Hitch bonded even a little bit, they seemed more like friends of friends to each other.
>>41119033Are these the fishy seaweed bracelets Izzy learned how to make from Destiny?
Last thread, >>40745367IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiEActive list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERXMaster list: http://pastebin.com/xGf9RcL9 Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7gStories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY>rope's HD remastered thread archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0>If a pastebin link is broken you can copy the string at the end of the url of a poneb.in link so pastebin.com/mVG33ERX becomes https://poneb.in/mVG33ERX>PiE Corner>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy PiE image archives: http://derpy.me/PiE_PicturesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41121596The weak should fear the strong.
>>41121206Great update! Loving this story.
>>41121206He’s back!
>>41122293neat
>>41121206Nice!
Previous Thread: >>40987181Starry night editionTwilight's favourite books:https://ponepaste.org/7844Fanfic Reading:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYiTwilight music playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9Pastebins:https://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFicComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
It's finally happened. I've gotten into the habit of writing a todo list for the day in the morning. Then I'm trying to spend as few hours as possible to get all my tasks done efficiently. This has measurably helped me have more free time per day to do pony stuff. However I can't shake the feeling that I took the wrong turn in my life somehow. This isn't normal behavior. I thought Twilight would be the most likely pony to understand my weird feeling.
>>41123937You're autistic, congratulations! High-functioning autists are a new stage of human evolution so don't worry about it.
>>41123937>However I can't shake the feeling that I took the wrong turn in my life somehowBut why?
Gen 5 (My Little Pony: A New Generation) Make Your Mark series has begun on Netflix, and there's still the movie as well!Tell Your Tale episode playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUnS6VWqJBaZqq_emLdwdCwU7O7RDEyxWPony Life:https://mega.nz/folder/Ji5VkAwY#BYzHARWDjj-djo8e4WTsnQYouTube Playlist of pony shortshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXV9Mb7egjF3LS1ZJYqDdI6JNzFM3o7oMy Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria, Vol. 1Download link https://www.mediafire.com/file/j76lgbbq1nibrrj/MLP_The_Manga_Vol_1_HD.rar/fileGet a physical copy https://sevenseasentertainment.com/books/my-little-pony-the-manga-a-day-in-the-life-of-equestria-vol-1/My Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria Vol. 2Download linkComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124005Pineapple on pizza is baller
Hey MLPG guess what I'm doing
>>41124027waiting for a package?
>>41124027never stop the jersh
Go do something that makes your waifu proud. She's worth it. Use this thread to talk about her and why you love her.Have you ever wondered what your waifu would be like in a high tech Equestria? What would be her interests and hobbies? Would they be any different to the ones she has now? What would you do with her in such a place?>What is a waifu? What defines a waifu?Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest.>How do you know if you have a waifu?When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal.Last Wednesday's thread: >>41027599Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support.
>>41119989>teacher cutiemarksThere can be only one!
The chango mión has been discordified. I'm pleased. Will take more pictures in daylight tomorrow or so.
>>41123286noice
>>41122602
>>41123286Hey, that turned out pretty good. I hope he gets to piss on many retarded parents.
What is the opinion on G5?
>>41124400I love it now because of the vocal haters :3c
>>41124400MYM Underrated TYT Overrated
>>41124400Pipp is hot, and being a hater of G5 when she's in it should be considered as gay.
>>41124400Unadulterated garbage, and this is coming from kids' TV review magazines.
>>41124400The show is bad, but the characters are nice. I like to place them in AU situations.
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:https://ponepaste.org/9985 - Go Ask Littlepip When She's Two And A Half Feet Tall by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10012 - A Ticket To The Circus by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9707 - Anu by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/7247 - The Pon-E Rewrites: Purple Black Gray by Alycorn>>40293205 - Beach Walkhttps://ponepaste.org/9446 - Interstate by Ceiling Necromancerhttps://ponepaste.org/9521 - Nemetona by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/9720 - Pink In The Club by AtomicGlow - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9600 - War Story by OrwellRedenbacher - Complete!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41123366Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.
Usual OP is still at vacation editionThe pic that started it all: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37443253/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37447036/Previous Thread: >>40939160Alternative thread: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/2295.htmlArchive of snowpony thread art: https://mega.nz/folder/0okEHKxS#8FIy3EQUHM-XluGvV7knIgArchive of snowpony-related musics: https://ponepaste.org/5819On the boorus, the snowpony tag ended up being "snowpony (species)" or "taiga pony">What is a snowpity?https://snowpity.com/>What are snowponies?Lore dumps for the newfagsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41122381>Hey, what's going on here?
>>41124044No! Pine! The booping! No snowmare is safe!
>>41124044>Hey Anon! Here to boop my caverns?
>>41124339>nervous sweating
>>41124044Why is she so pretty bros?
Gay ponies need their spankings too. Whether it's steamy lesbian horse-on-horse action, the firm discipline of a two-dad household, or even a transmasc spankee finding that testosterone does NOT give him a hardier heinie, all are welcome. And straight stuff too, about 99% of what we have is straight but we've never done an LGBTQ theme. Fun fact: many of our writefags are queer!Featured stories:For Educational Purposes by Zad https://ponepaste.org/6630Gay Dads Short by Pan https://ponepaste.org/6968Notable posts:Favorite stories >>41006803Spanking for food >>41012586 Positioning >>41019820A prank >>41026734Pic editing advice >>41037777Pip's close call >>41054259Please let me know if anything important was missed and be sure to talk about these as new content deserves recognition. They can be hard to make.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41123865>lgbtGo away pedo
>>41124082Depends. Do you consider the OP pic to be abuse?
>>41124093Having met lesbians, dear god yes
>>41124072>>41124077>>41124080Nice, but I prefer ponies.
>>41124722The other problem is /mlp/ is a blue board (technically Safe For Work). Compare to /jdb/ and fingerbang. Bare EQG style butts is probably too much for this board. Linking to them on derpi/twibooru should be ok. Skimpy clothing and swimsuits should be ok.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41062929/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41084169/
Which pony would be down for thr clown the most? Woop woop
>>41124516All I did was switch the label. If anything, I made it simpler.
>>41124530its too decadent
>>41124628You left your contacts on
>>411241031. yes it is that deep, that's correct2.Wrong and tiny brain. Assuming that you (the viewer) don't recognize the symbols involved, trixie is a strange little monster. You could assume she's supposed to be a unicorn or not, it doesn't much matter. Either way, she's clearly some kind of monster by our standards, one which is a pretty blue with some feminine hair. She holds in her hooves a mere container of soda. Even if you don't recognize the soda, it's clearly a sweet treat. Unicorns, monsters, and soda also contain some element of danger. There's a strong temptation to interact with trixie and soda, but also some very basic reasons why one should probably stay away from both soda and unicorns. Then, the soda is huge. Trixie, what are you doing. You can't drink all that fucking soda. With the slightest amount of more thought, an actual problem arises from a detail we've been ignoring, pretending doesn't count. Then, trixie has a mask. A mask enables the enaction of a role, and the embodiment of that role. A clown sets aside their normal humanity in order to express a concept. The behavior of a clown or a witchdoctor or a jester cannot be guessed using the same logic we use for a human. They are unbound from the normal rules of society by evoking a small exception for a small period of time. While we could previously ignore the mask, which is the focal point of the image, we still noticed that is it black and white, patterned after stress marks, tears and eye bags. The spirit this monster is enacting is one of stress and pain, the limits of human tolerance.And the text is coy. The monster is a pretty unicorn. The soda is sweet, and the text is coy. It tells you, directly, that trixie will do bad and inconvenient things, but it downgrades your concern to mere "mischief," a word selected for it's evocation of mere playfulness and children. Maybe these potential horrors are really just mere mischief, a unicorn, and a sweet treat. Maybe the damage here is contained to the point where it doesn't really count, is good even, stays technically within the bounds of society.But no, in a dry way, with no zing at all, it tells you directly that you should actually be worried. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124768(me)Gen z has a tendency towards "nothing is real" as a key part of their messaging, which probably has something to do with the current state of geopolitics in which the "good country" with the strength to determine the flow of the world constantly betrays it's values both at home and abroad and the alternatives are Russian willing knowing lies and Chinese weirdness. It's hard to center yourself in this environment. We also all live half our lives inside of complex and arbitrary online systems which have existed for mere years and which will be gone as soon as a month from now, which simply isn't as meaningful as being the 10 generation to tend some stretch of land in service of a king ordained by god.
Welcome to Chatbot AI General #75, the thread for discussing and improving AI pony chatbots.▶MLP Botshttps://mlpchag.neocities.orgSpreadsheet (extra MLP bots, CAI bots, Jailbreaks, NAI Scenarios): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J7BeqJVDS51cXF8Pgm2YZaFq-Z6ykSJT!!!G!A!L!L!E!R!Y!!!!: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1Ao-h5HFGMPllSrzSBKM_BvGSiU9f0c2U▶How do I start?1) Select a Frontend2) Select an AI model (paypig, proxy, NAI or Locals)3) Select Jailbreak4) Select bots5) Lovemaking with AI mares!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41123428Added a link to the event page. Soon new pages will be created for lorebooks and others ressources.
>>41124467And updated. Thank you, anon.https://mlpchag.neocities.org/view?card=BGM/Starlight%20Glimmer.png
>>41123481broken but still works?
>>41124721Weird. My guess is that your browser still somehow has the old version in cache that didn't work and so displays this message despite it working now.I will see if other anons have a problem with it.
>>41124741I only get the message that it's missing if I go to your link with /event/. But if I click the events hyperlink in the main page as /event it doesn't give me the missing page notification
Derpy is peak mare.
