>anon, come sit next to me *tap tap*What do you do in this situation?
>>41095477don't use words you don't understand the meaning of
>>41094472cry
>>41094479oh ok. nobody ever wanted me then. gonna go fucking shoot myself now
>>41094472sit next to her but what to do next?
>>41097489pass me the gun after you're done
You guys are boring I'm leaving
>>41097776>where will you go now?
>>41097885Some rarafag did this the other day. I still think about it. I wonder if he made it?
>>41097887The other day? As in recently? I remember someone said he was killing himself like a month or 2 ago in the Rarity thread. Do the rarifags have some kind of suicide pact going on? Why are they dropping like flies?
See you tomorrow.
>>41097900nah we're probsbly thinking about the same one.
>Ponies of the Rimhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3223243284A mod for Rimworld that adds ponies to the game.Highlights include full compatability with Biotech and all DLC: cross-breed with human-likes and recruit ponies with fire-breathing genes. Fulfill your Anon in Equestria fantasy and raise a family of foals with your waifu. Then watch them starve, catch on fire, or be mowed down by mechanoids - or are you a bad enough dude to protect your family?Other reccommended mods:>Pawnkind Race Diversificationhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2828866565Remove the nohooves! With this mod you can make a pony-only world.>Kijin Racehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2884551646This mod includes a researchable tech that makes every plant drop hay when harvested, even cutting trees. Also includes some cute weeb architecture (and big-titted demon women but you can ignore them or remove with PRD above).>Interaction BubblesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41095297>Plap usIn a world with mares, women are getting increasingly desperate. It’s pathetic.
>>41095771>Anon, stop lusting over those sweaty mares and plap me!>Don't plap the horses, plap ME!>Don't you walk away from me!!
>>41089945Haven't gotten a new colony up in a while. Will definitely try out this mod when I do.
>>41088523What hoof or leg prosthetics can I install on a pony nugget with two destroyed thighs? It turns out prosthetic human arms can be attached to destroyed shoulders, but nothing works for destroyed thighs. I tried to peer into xmls, but I don't seem to understand what I'm looking at. In Defs/Bodies/Bodies_Pony.xml the body plan of a pony goes like Torso -> { Pony_Thigh -> { Pony_RearLeg -> {Pony_RearHoof, ...}}, Shoulder -> {Pony_FrontLeg -> {Pony_FrontHoof, ...}}, ...}. In the original game in Core/Defs/Bodies/Bodies_Humanlike.xml humans have Torso -> { Leg -> {...}, Shoulder -> {Clavicle, Arm -> {...}}, ...}. Therefore, Pony_Thighs are isomorphic to human Legs, and not, let's say, human Pelvises. In the original game in Hediffs_BodyParts/Prosthetic.xml the "appliedOnFixedBodyParts" for leg prostheses is Leg and the "appliedOnFixedBodyParts" for arm prostheses is Shoulder - both are root entities of extremities. But in PotR we only have hoof prosthetics that isomorphic to artificial hands and feets because they are appliedOnFixedBodyParts-d on Pony_FrontHoof and Pony_RearHoof, and a patch in Patches/Core/Hediffs_BodyParts.xml that allows to to install human legs on Pony_FrontLeg and Pony_RearLeg - that is to say, second level entities of extremities. Is it by design? Is it a bug that I can install install human arms on pony shoulders?I don't feel like going the "just harvest her lungs out lmao" route or, even worse, cheating this time. Is there a separate mod for artificial pony thighs? Or should I make my own mod? Ididn't play it, but apparently in Expanded Prosthetics and Organ Engineering artificial pelvises for humans are meant to be created and installed separately from legs. My colony is a bit low on components and I have absolutely no idea how to make mods for this game but if it's the right and most rimworldish thing to do then I may do that anyway.A bit of backstory for context. I play on naked brutality and recruit raiders who come after me. It was easy and fun until it wasn't. This mad motherfucker of a mare showed up on my doorstep at the end of a particularly long and difficult winter. She had no fighting skills whatsoever but enough determination to keep trying to kill my initial colonist with two limbs missing. I kinda respect that, you know? Actually, now that I think about it, she may have been just too high to notice the loss. But my initial colonist is just the kind of a dude to decide to respect her determination nonetheless. And she has two flames of passion for medicine - he respects that too, being something of a mad doctor himself. Now she lays in the prison with major go juice withdrawal and exactly zero in mood but she can't even throw a tantrum because no legs. But the real kicker is her name. I'm not making it up, that's how she was generated.
>>41097690>Is it a bug that I can install install human arms on pony shoulders?Yes, the dev is working on the body part distribution and says that EPOE should/will work with bionic hooves etc in future updates where they fiddle with it more>her nameNow THAT'S funny.>"if the thigh is destroyed, I'm unable to give them a replacement limb. I need to remove the hedif in devmode, have it turn into destroyed leg, just so I can give them a replacement."This is the reported bug and how the reporting person is working around it for now>"It's an issue with HAR, which assumes that all humanoid aliens must be bipedal"The unstable branch is also available for playtesting but I'm unsure if they've pushed the fix to this bug to it yet>https://github.com/DJeck12/Ponies-of-the-Rim/tree/unstable
>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the desert and to new colonies in the Mysterious South, passing between Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Despite the recent economic downturn and what is typically considered the slower season, you've remained busy this last month>You’ve fought bandits, Diamond Dogs, uncovered murders, and even encountered a tatzlwurm, discovering strange and unsettling rumors regarding secret wars along the way>Most recently you and a rival company, Roughshod, have been hired to escort a mixed group of settlers and public officials, fifty ponies in all, from the city of Appleloosa all the way down to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>Now, as you travel through a canyon to the southern colonies, you have found yourself in the middle of the rumored war between Dogs and Equestria>Taking shelter in an ancient Diamond Dog temple, you currently find yourself in the middle of a bloody battle for survival(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40927699/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
“Let’s hurry and finish setting up our little campsite and recon the district market. We'll have less resistance there and there's way too many guards patroling near the underground tunnels right now. If we have time we'll check it out later but for now we shouldn't attract a lot of attention.”>The other two stallions hide away a few of their unnecessary items, books and such, while you look through the binoculars at the district market proper>The number of guards in the area remains the same, though they skew younger than before>The market is still open as well, with Dogs, ponies, and donkeys shopping as before>The only difference is that there are less stalls open, as well as fewer customers>You initially assume the change is due to the recent excitement before remembering that it’s late at night on the surface>You’re not sure how or why that would effect the Dogs but it’s a possibility>The three of you begin making your way to the market>Like last time, you move from alleyway to alleyway even while in the abandoned areas of the district>There is no sign of recent Dog activity, though you know they were here not even a full day ago>The bells you’d heard while escaping the city are silent now as well>However, you still move carefully, always keeping your head on a swivel>Your teammates keep up their situational awareness as well“I’m glad you two are ready for a fight,” you whisper. “A mistake may cost us our lives and we’ve lost enough ponies as is.”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41097654>More importantly, you spot no guards in the area either, though you do see a bell on a street corner>You relay what you see to your team but remain in the spell>”So, what should we do?” Downburst asks>”Maybe we should do some up close recon,” Soul suggests. “One or two of us could leave our armor in an abandoned building and pretend to just be normal slaves. That way we could get a close, more personal look ourselves. It’d be a chance to talk with the natives, too.”>You consider it>Obviously it would be risky, and if things went wrong whoever got caught would be left without arms or armor but maybe Soul had a point>Still, how you approach the situation is up to you[Input Needed]
>>41097655Soul should come with us while Downburst hangs back for support. Even without weapons we still have our horns after all.Could we sabotage the bell without anyone noticing?
>>41097655I don't know having myself out there in the streets is kinda risky Soul someone might recognize me and this could blow the whole mission skyhigh before it even started unless of course if Downburst is quick enough to knock that dog or pony out with their hooves or perhaps in a sleeper hold in case they suspect something off about us then I'll gladly go out there with you, while burst provides us Overwatch.
>Before answering Soul you check out the bell>It’s a simple bell tied to what looks like a street lamp with rope>While the Dogs do have some windows on their homes, it doesn’t seem any actively look out them>Unless you were incredibly unlucky it would only require you to cut the rope with your Bowie knife to disarm the bell, which will only take seconds“I don't know. Having myself out there in the streets is kinda risky, Soul. Someone might recognize me and that could blow the whole mission skyhigh before it even started.”>”I guess. But it’s not like there’s any wanted posters with your cutie mark or likeness, right? I doubt anyone but maybe some of the guards and those ponies you saw know what you look like and even if we get in the fight we still have our horns.“I don’t know. I guess you kinda have a point but the possibility is threat enough. I guess we could have Downburst hang back as support if we need it.”>You look back at the pegasus“Do you think you’re fast enough to intervene to stop an alarm going out if we get caught?”>The stallion flaps his wings>”Fast? Maybe not as fast as that cute tomcolt you work with but I’m pretty quick. I could hide on the rooftops and follow you guys. There’s a few buildings with roof access from the ground but most would need a ladder and I doubt most Dogs are going to be climbing up to their roofs for the fun of it. So yeah, I think I could run overwatch for you guys.”[Input Needed] [Do you still want to run with this plan?]
AI Art Thread #35Backends:>https://github.com/LykosAI/StabilityMatrixThis is more of a one click manager that you can install / run the other backends though. Easiest by far. Recommended to download Forge through it and use its built-in Civitai browser to download models with.For models not through the in-built downloader just download and drop them in Stability_Matrix\Data\Models\* (lora folder if a lora, TextualInversion if embedding, stablediffusion if checkpoint...)>https://github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forgeFaster / more efficient version of Automatic1111 with some helpful extensions built-in. I would recommend installing this through Stability Matrix.>Stable Diffusion Automatic1111https://github.com/automatic1111/stable-diffusion-webuiThe original for posterity's sake.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
For the few people who use NAIHas anyone had success in generating hoof-focused pictures with like, the forehoof being the focus? It always seems to default to hindhooves, and while that's fine, it's a little annoying it can't seem to shake it
>>41093512bold of you to assume I could've stayed consistent if I was
>>41097612nice pits
Crack. Shipping.https://files.catbox.moe/87ifbf.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/k6qj8o.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/teulp1.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/8gbjys.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/g3h1so.png
Groping for apples EditionLast drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40980735/Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/
>>41096412this game is fun tho
It looks like these girls need help with their sunscreen. You should go and give them a hand like a responsible adult.
>>41097403Sunscreen is bad for you. They need to limit their time in direct midday sun and wear long-sleeved shirts and adorably large hats and nothing else
>>41097803this is a new one. what's bad about sunscreen?
Does anyone still remember the JoJo threads?
>>41095556>Speaking of stands what stands could be made named after horse fame musicfags kekWhat abilities would "The living tombstone" have?
>>41096911Something undead related?
>>41088187Cause ditherer turned tranny
>>41097352>ditherer Who?
>>41094459yes
(formerly known as /tempo/, or T:EM/P/O)A conglomerate of content creators since we couldn't keep our own threads up alone. If you're working on something, be it musicfagging, writefagging, drawfagging, poetfagging, craftfagging, or game-devfagging come by and post for some feedback or give some of your own. If you want to start content creating why not start today?This thread is intended for ALL SKILL LEVELS, from complete beginner to seasoned expert. Don't get intimidated. We're all just hobbyists here to have fun and help each other make more pony stuff.Active Community Projects:Antithology 4.0 >>40869203 (Deadline June 14th)/mlp/ con 2024 >>40876407 (probably happening late June)Resource Bin:https://ponepaste.org/9401Tempo Music Archive:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GrDEeCc9B7mAkQWAx_eoRdw4bF_W-5bsaAm4otvjfWE/edit?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41096906Damn.
>>41095374it comes down to tweaking, I'd try to fine tune the interpolations in the graph editor, it usually helps
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>>41096906amazing
>>41096906nice brah.
Tell me some intriguing facts about unicorns.
>>41097682>>41097711Top 5 pro zoo arguments 5. animals can consent 4. consent is a human made concept 3. animals don't consent being killed either 2. consent doesn't matter 1. >rape that animal
>>41097390>you cant fuck an animal unless its informed>oh it's impossible to inform an animal about anything? >well then i guess no marepussy for you oh well>haha, i win!Kys faggot
>>41097390So what if she's winking and backing up her rump to my crotch? Surely that's counts as "informed consent"
>>41097473>puts an ice crem cone on themBOOM
>>41097874What about wings? I can only get hard to alicorns.
Y'all are lazy fags editionPrevious thread: >>41015697Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41097657>space marines
>>41097187I'd tell her that her view of love is entirely transactional and not based on mutual respect and love. I'd then send a letter to Cadance asking for advice and to speak with her sister-in-law as her voice would be better received.
>>41097216
>>41097881It's like you were there. Mom?!
>>41097668I don't see the connection. The original end of the series is them growing old together, than going back in time and losing their memories.Luna remembers everything and Anon has forgotten stuff, which is a very big change in dynamics.
I love my precious, plump, purple princess!
>>41094975
>>41096011Funny Pippy!
Would Pipp take a fast food sponsorship? Like how McDonalds had shit like the Post Malone meal?
>>41097496Imagine Pipp nuzzling into your hand
Previous thread: >>41090071>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>41097883how can we prevent these deathly rear end collisions in the future
>>41097890ban em
>>41097890You cant. Mind the skies for overburdened pegasi.The next moment might be your last.
>>41097883ponut sighted
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 11 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41097738>Twilight clops her hooves together.>"Wonderful. Now, you two can go get the milk, and when you come back, we'll have a drink, relax, and wait for Princess Celestia to come and fix all this."Is that the plan now?>"Sure. I'll have Spike send her a letter, whenever he decides to come back.">She trots inside, a swing in her step as she closes the door behind her.>The Bug Bears fly away to pick at the scraps of Spike that are still left on the roofs.>When it’s quiet, you look down at Fluttershy.She’s fucked. Should we run away somewhere?>“I’m not sure.”>You’re both silent.I don’t even know what kind of milk she normally gets.>“Oh, she drinks two percent.”She doesn’t drink whole milk. Is that cause she thinks she’s fat?>“No. I just saw some two percent in her kitchen already. She actually has lots of milk in her fridge.”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41097743>But she never hears you.>She just keeps arguing with Haycartes about Fluttershy’s teats.>“No, I don’t think Fluttershy’s breasts would taste better if they produced Bug Bear milk. Why would you even bring that up? Everypony knows that nothing beats Fluttershy’s natural milk. I mean, what are you, crazy or something?”>Suddenly, Twilight gasps.>“What about Celestia’s breast milk!...”Open the fucking door, Twilight.>“No, shut up! I’m on to something here… I said in a minute, Haycartes!”>Fucking Twilight.did not know they called that a charged up fire hose. someone should do a green about thatanother 'too late to bump' bump
>>41097749I bet Pinkie brought the bug bears, seems like a party she would set up.
>>41097749"Spike!" she shouts up to him. "Thank goodness you're here. Go get some milk!"Fucking kek.
>>41097718
Now with a list of greens edition!Previously >>41039547https://ponepaste.org/8941 (Sweaty Sunset Sister.)https://ponepaste.org/8950 (Sister Sunset Stormy Silver Screen)https://ponepaste.org/8950 (Sister Sunset’s Secret Scandalous Salacity)https://ponepaste.org/9166 (Kindred Kissing Carnal Cousins)https://ponepaste.org/9189 (Milky Motherly Morning)https://ponepaste.org/9416 (Vinyl and Sunset Sisters, unfinished/abandoned)https://ponepaste.org/9463 (Family Friendly Fun, ongoing)https://ponepaste.org/9764 (Dawn of Incest)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40464433/#40470159 (Various greens that never made it to ponepaste)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39941314/#q39969050 (The beginning of Scribblekek’s downfall)
>>41097225It’s gonna be tough to explain to mom when Sunny comes home preggers after being left alone with Anon…
>>41097110>”Hey bro! Wanna go snorkeling with me?”>She ends up sucking your cock underwater
>>41097110I wonder, would the family go to a private beach or a public beach?Surely, the girls wouldn’t be sadistic enough to sexually tease Anon all day with a bunch of normies around…right?
>>41097110I hope you meant to say on the beach because water is NOT a natural lubricant.
>>41097554Of course, Anon. You'd fuck her in the changing stalls, behind the rocks at the end of the beach, in the bathrooms over at the food shack... all the while you're ALSO keeping other family members subdue'd as well. A day at the beach, for (You) is really just a chance for your midsection to catch a tan while you have copious amounts of sex.>>41097350Celestia would be proud.
Since it's (allegedly) canon and lesbians have the worst relationships out of all the sexual orientations. What is more likely to happen between them and who would start the: Beatings? Cheating? and constant arguments?I bet it's AppleJack
>>41097892Now i want a green of anon helping dash out of her abusive relationship.
