>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the Badlands and beyond to the new colonies in the Mysterious South, fighting Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Most recently you were hired by the Equestrian Rehoming Project, an organization responsible for managing and encouraging immigration to Equestria’s new colonies>Your job is to escort and protect one of the Project’s heads, her entourage, and a large number of settlers, fifty ponies in all, all the way from the city of Appleloosa to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>The job has been rougher than normal but the excitement reached a crescendo just a few days ago when Diamond Dogs trapped your group within a canyon, leading you to take shelter in a newly excavated ancient Dog temple>After a costly battle in the temple you were forced to take a metaphorical leap of faith, leading you and your remaining clients to find yourselves trapped in an underground Diamond Dog city>Now you and your team of caravan guards must find a way to escape the city with as many settlers you canLast session ended with you speaking to Drift, an earth pony slave about ways to escape the Dog city, as well as details surrounding the upcoming slave auction.(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128676>You quickly calculate how long it will take to reach where you placed the alarm and come to the conclusion that it’ll take over an hour sneaking through the catacombs to reach but a sprinting pony could reach it in a little over twenty minutes>”Everything alright?” Downbursts asks>Though it’s completely unintentional you must be making some kind of facial expression to tip off the stallion that something was going on“There’s something going on back where I placed the alarm. Probably smugglers if I had to guess.”>”We should both go there then, right? Or should only one of us go while the other stays here?”[Input Needed]
>>41128711Splitting up isn't a good idea when we're already outnumbered.Honestly staking out that place would've been a better plan to begin with, oh well. Let's both get there, go fast but use basic earth sight occasionally to see any guards ahead.
>>41128728“We go together and move fast. I’ll use my Earth Sight a few times as we go to make sure we don’t run into any Dogs.”>Downburst nods and you take the lead as you sprint down the tunnels, every half mile or so casting basic Earth Sight to spot any Dogs around you>About halfway to your destination you detect the same small Dog you assume is Bean up ahead and motion for Downburst to stop>The Dog is on the very outside edge of your vision and walking towards you slowly>There’s a small hallway nearby that you can hide in, otherwise you could either somehow deal with the Dog or even just run past him[Input Needed]
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41128834Lets try hiding again, dunno if we need a stealth roll but ima do it just in case.
>>41128883Thanks for the preemptive roll. I am using the previous roll chart from when you last encountered him. I’ll consider adding the roll charts for stealth in the future.>You and Downburst quickly move into a nearby corridor>Stepping back from the intersection as you did last time you snuff out your lantern and wait for the Dog to pass>Your heart beasts in your chest, both from excreting yourself while running and from the excitement of hiding>Slowly the Dog’s footsteps draw closer before suddenly stopping just a few feet from the intersection>You strain your ears to hear what the Dog is doing and hear what sounds like sniffing>The Dog grunts before calling out in broken Equestrian>”I told you no clean here, pony. You no listen. Why?”>You and Downburst remain silent and you step back slowly>”Answer, slave. Or guards come with whip.”>The footsteps resume and turn the corner, approaching you>”I smell you, pony. No hide. You answer or guards come with whip.”>The stench of iron and wine assaults your nose as you feel hot breath on your faceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>ANON, NO!!! >WE CAN’T DO THAT UNTIL WE’RE MARRIED!!!
>>41128510Tough luck, Glimmy.>buys the matching mugs
>>41128510>filing preemptive divorce
>>41128510But we'll save so much on taxes if we claim we're filing jointly.
>>41128510>buys expensive Lego using her savings
We have a thread for fillies, but what about colts?
>>41129046https://ponybooru.org/images/1553895https://ponybooru.org/images/1553901https://ponybooru.org/images/1557469I guess then this would work, also>rangebanNow that's spiteful as fuck
>>41129052Derpi continually being a shit platform. Almost makes one wonder why there are half a dozen different, better, boorus.
>>41124456>>41123427>>41122261>>41122224I swear that there was a couple of stories by SomeLeach on FimFic about Anon fucking Lil Cheese and they almost get caight in a mall because Lil screamed for Anon to cum in his ass
>>41129075Some Leech*https://www.fimfiction.net/story/474081/temptuous-tarthttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/482147/an-excruciating-excursionFound em
>>41129052yeah it's old news. back in 2020 or something.good choice of booru, also this is the perfect representation of how a country becomes in debt. At least Celestia refuses - here politicians wants this. «We will need to tax everyone and enslave everyone through central banks»>>41129063i'm glad being a site assistant for ponerpics, there's always somethjing to do, etc from times to times, they're all equally great no matter people will always complain about a thing or two. Ironically the thing that brought me back into drawing ponies was getting banned from this shithole.wait back on the thread, I have a colt OC or two normally. Here's Klaus.
>Anon please don't be mad but Discord just told me something horrible. He said when he was just a young chaos godling he opened a portal to a world, turned into the form of a snake and convinced two other creatures to eat from a magic fruit as a joke. He said the fruit drove them insane and that they got kicked out of the garden soon after that. It sounds like this happened on your world. So all of your world's problems are Discords fault! Don't be mad anon, hes a changed chaos creature even if he did betray us all to Tirek...
>Discord took the metaphor literally and thought he was being clever by trying to claim it was him80 IQ wanting to be 160 IQ
>>41128940>He believes the story of Genesis to be purely symbolic and not a recounting of historical events40 IQ wanting to be 80 IQ
>>41128934Fluttershy can you stop inviting your friend over. It was okay when we were still dating but now that we're living together I feel like he's watching us every time we have sex. The other day he made a pass at me and tried to rope me into having sex with him while you watched. I has to be *you* who tells him this because he won't listen to me.
>Discord also...uh...maybe told an old Mesopotamian man that he will be the patriarch and ancestor of a people that will inhabit the Levant region and that their numbers will be equal to the stars in the night sky
>>41128934>Fluttershy, my beloved. Let me tell you a story.>On my world, we knew Discord by a different name.>Satan. >The Adversary. The Serpent. The Great Deceiver. The Prince of Lies.>He was the first enemy of mankind, and he is destined to be our last.>All the suffering on Earth. Famine, pestilence, war, and death. Envy and greed, sloth and gluttony, lust and wrath... and pride.>All of it, because of him.>...You believe he changed? That he ever could?>Oh, Fluttershy.>If you were anypony else, I'd mistake that innocence of yours for arrogance. For hubris. For Pride, his cardinal sin.>But you aren't.>And you are free of it.>...There's a reason why we call him the Prince of Lies.>Repentance isn't in his nature.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
AI Art Thread #36Backends:>https://github.com/LykosAI/StabilityMatrixThis is more of a one click manager that you can install / run the other backends though. Easiest by far. Recommended to download Forge through it and use its built-in Civitai browser to download models with.For models not through the in-built downloader just download and drop them in Stability_Matrix\Data\Models\* (lora folder if a lora, TextualInversion if embedding, stablediffusion if checkpoint...)>https://github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forgeFaster / more efficient version of Automatic1111 with some helpful extensions built-in. I would recommend installing this through Stability Matrix.>Stable Diffusion Automatic1111https://github.com/automatic1111/stable-diffusion-webuiThe original for posterity's sake.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41126484If you're not already overloaded with requests, could you gen some stuff of best future queen?
>>41128966Alright. Is there a lot of difference in what you can actually do with AI between RTX 4000 models or does it only impact performance? Because I have enough free time so speed isn't real issue, but I would like to have something that doesn't limit my possibilities.
>>41129061I tried getting it set up to work on AMD and had a bitch of a time. This stuff works natively with Nvidia cards, you do get better performance out of them, and I also had differences in what was actually generated when I did try AMD. I'd recommend picking yourself up a 3090. Still gets great performance and has the necessary VRAM to make sure your computer is still usable while genning images
The Smiling Bon Bonhttps://files.catbox.moe/657h0s.pngAlso got a cute Bon Bonhttps://files.catbox.moe/oqsgqe.png
>>41129061Pretty much, the only limiting factor is VRAM. You'll want as much of it as possible. GPU's generation doesn't matter that much, as long as it's 2xxx or newer.>>41129068You can get by with AMD if you're on linux. You can even somewhat get a somewhat good bang for your buck, but I assume vast majority here runs winblows, so it doesn't matter.
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>>41127861Indeed.
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>>41127861>TomboyXFeminine GirlThe best
>>41128794The OTPs are:Raridash.Twipest. AppleBlaize.Sonatashy (W/ Sonata being in siren form).IDC about Pinkie.
>>41128776lol source?
Which pony would be down for thr clown the most? Woop woop
>>41128690oh nigger...
>>41128716they wouldn't really have to, per se, because they wouldn't be prototyping a First Guardian. they'd just have to deal with regular old stabby jack.for Derse dreamers, you'd have Twilight, Applejack, and Fluttershy. i reckon Twi on her own is more than enough to deal with him, but Applejack could fend him off too. Fluttershy, i could see her somehow befriending Jack like Karkat did.
>>41128716>>41128928>they wouldn't be prototyping a First Guardianwhat if Discord got prototyped?
>>41128740>unless you write a wall of bullshit you have no good argumentNo, he's right, you're just a verbose idiot.
>>41128931I'd probably go the same way the S9 finale did when Cozy Glow absorbs Discord's powers, in that all he'd be able to do is summon angry pineapples.Maybe the Elements of Harmony are Jujus and wouldn't be destroyed, and Twilight could figure out a way to alchemize them to make them appear in their session. If so, it wouldn't matter how strong Jack is.
Tolly Time EditionPrevious Thread: >>40977544https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40977544/#40977544Share your pony rices and tech-related projects!
If you're looking for an even lower effort weekend pony "project", some laptop vendors allow to change the boot logo before OS takes over. In case of ThinkPads, this can be done while flashing new BIOS if you change some .bmp inside unpacked upgrade files.>>41126928Is there any pony homebrew for PSP?
Sweetie bump
>>41126928I’ve gotta start doing cool shit like this
>>41127310> Is there any pony homebrew for PSP?Haven't seen any, custom pony themes for XMB is probably the closest thing you can get. Maybe it's time to make one?
poor dying thread
ARIZOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAA editionPrevious thread: >>41050564/ourlobby/: Leaf (rip)Console release is here! (Nintendo Switch, Sony Playstation 4 and Playstation 5, Microsoft Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psdeHoARfYM========= Events =========None at this time========================>Steam page:http://store.steampowered.com/app/574980/Thems_Fightin_Herds/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Also, it's canon Velvet likes super-buff dudes, as noted by her taste in sculptures
>>41128831Oh I hate you so much Vixen, that's why I think about you ALL the time and bring you up just to talk about how much I HATE youThey're tsundere for each other
>>41128836love and hate are parallel conditions, alike in all ways except favorabilityTo think such intense dislike is only a mask for base sexual attraction shows you've never had a proper enemy.
>>41128815You're delusional.
>>41128836I always thought the guy on the left was talking when the guy on the right was talking and vice versa.They just looked like they'd sound like the other guy.I know better now tho.
Welcome to Chatbot AI General #75, the thread for discussing and improving AI pony chatbots.▶MLP Botshttps://mlpchag.neocities.orgSpreadsheet (extra MLP bots, CAI bots, Jailbreaks, NAI Scenarios): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J7BeqJVDS51cXF8Pgm2YZaFq-Z6ykSJT!!!G!A!L!L!E!R!Y!!!!: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1Ao-h5HFGMPllSrzSBKM_BvGSiU9f0c2U▶How do I start?1) Select a Frontend2) Select an AI model (paypig, proxy, NAI or Locals)3) Select Jailbreak4) Select bots5) Lovemaking with AI mares!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128554Doubt our jannies care enough to figure out the story behind that schizo since he's only in this general. Maybe if he starts insulting EQG.
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>>41128739when will we get claude saying "the night is old" or something similar
>>41128370>>41123435>>>/g/100791957
>>41129050>SonnetWhat's even the point?
Previous thread: >>40895837Untimely demise edition>CYOA?Choose Your Own Adventure. AKA Quest.ITT:>Discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs>Give advice on CYOAs>Pitch ideas>Get critique>Trade artList of stories: WIP (formerly anonpone). Your best bet is to search via desuarchive.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41127990kek>They even claimed an excuse not to was that she was sweatyDouble kek
>>41127275Eyyy good to see someones come back. Very unfortunately the main archive for the quests kinda died a couple years ago but if you wanna read Semantic some kind Anon made something here: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39899327/#q39924294Doesn't go to the latest 3 threads but you can read those on Desu.
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>>41119227>We may even talk to our Nirik form!That would be awesome
>>41129032Assuming he could talk, or be reasoned with.
Previous thread:>>40946772Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>41092435>Continue to be Luna"Mm, no, not yet, not by a mile. You're barely seventeen, dear.">Trixie stares at you, mouth primed for catching flies, then:>"Trixie thought hereditary nobles were born noble?">What>OH>Right"No, you ARE royalty. It's the, ah, 'frigging' aspect that must wait. And besides that, your suitor would be the one who is 'frigging royalty'">"Trixie still does not understand.">Stars help you>This mare is going to drive you straight back to the mooooooooon>Wait>Oh... Right....>Ponies really don't know about that anymoreComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128489***"I'm psychic. LITERALLY psychic. Plus the Elements tell me things sometimes.">"What, like Twilight?""No, I mean the Elements themselves, it's- nevermind. Things of a princessly bearing, nothing with which you need concern yourself.">Enough dawdling!>Somehow sensing your need, Ever Accurate deploys a tactical soapbox for your use"Hear me! Get those beets into the refinery! Master Miller, ensure your conveyance is fit for the journey home! Trixie!">"Yes?""Come and sit with grandma! I shall show you THINGS!">She seems uncertain- for the first time in your experience, her facade is gone>"If it's all the same to you, granny, I'd rather get this done faster. We can talk on the way back.">A single tear of Mare Pride falls from your left eye>That filly's alrightComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41125860desu means honestlythis is an anime site after allsame thing with s o y for based
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For the Forgotten 6 Cutest girls from Equestria Girls movies, specials and more! Back from the dead edition!Previous Thread: >>37264944Greens:Death Note: Invisiblehttps://ponepaste.org/5056Slave Equestria Girls (Mostly Sunset and Anon but Wallflower is there kinda)https://ponepaste.org/5323Special Needs (WIP)https://ponepaste.org/5324Deceptive Dangerhttps://pastebin.com/0dkPDpZ9
>>41128639my wife
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>>41128671OOoooo, big fan of Junipers appearance here
>>41128671The DnD campaign must have been fun
My wife so pretty
Hi there, ladies and gentlemen.I recently started working on an update to a certain totally not /mlp/ related radio station.Turns out, the new system can run more than a single stream. Figured why not have some fun.I want (You)>YES, (You)!to become a radio DJ for the station! Only if you want, that is.>What does that entail?Upload some music to the server, add it to a playlist and have me schedule it to play.You can also have live broadcasts if you want to have something podcast like or want to do live DJ mixing.We can schedule those in. Maybe some bogus newscasts might be funny>I don't want to be a DJ, faggotMaybe help come up with a better name than /mlpfm/ or a logo or some shit if you want.Or maybe discuss in here what you want to hear/see out of it.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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I must admit i use the low bitrate opus stream more because it doesn't have the jingle. Sure the jingle is funni, but gets tiring quickly with its length every time I have to refresh and reconnect to the stream.
>>41128948ya its a long intro
Fine Dining EditionITT we talk about stallions (and other non-pony males) and R63 versions of mares.Last thread: >>41004820
>>41128525Wtf based faggots exist?
He is nice. I want him to be Rainbow Dash's boyfriend.
>>41124878>>41125399Here's a better "Unique" artstyle
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It's so strange that people can't fathom gay dudes having taste. Either you'll eat up the excessively-detailed yet vastly unappealing tumblr artstyle of some ze-xer with six diagnosed disorders, or you're not gay? I wish faggotry wasn't such a deeply embedded part of pride month. Stallions and femcolts deserve better art.
