>"Anon? Honey, please open the door!">"You haven't left your room in days! Was it something I did? I-I'm sorry!">"Please just say something! HELLO!?">"Please... Please just tell me you're alright...">"...">"I love you..."
>>41123487>be me>walk in>"Anon! Oh gosh, I thought you were in your room!">"No, I've spent the last week at Sugarcube Corner, fucking Pinkie Pie in the ass.">"Well you know, you could have called. I was worried sick!">"Yeah, sorry. That puffy pink butthole has hella milking power, there was no way I was getting to my phone until she was satisfied.">"All right, all right. Anyway, I'm glad you're safe. Dinner's in an hour."And then I go take a shower because I stink like drying sex fluids and Ponka's ass sweat.
>>41123694>acknowledging bait>rageposting at baityou played right into his shit-stained hands.
>>41128938If polygamy is normal in Equestria and everyone does it, then Anon would have known about it like a week into being there just seeing it in passing. If he really didnt notice these married couples sleeping around, then Twilight absolutely would have sperged out about it while comparing cultures. If she didn't, he would have experienced it when they were dating when Twilight was eyeing up potential partners or talking about it, or actively cheating, or asked Anon who he wanted to fuck besides her. If money of that happened, then he probably would have learned about it when he became Prince and got culture on boarding lessons from Twilight or other royal attendants. There's no real way that after being in Equestria and married and a Prince that he was shocked to suddenly learn about this when he walked in on Twilight doing something they never once acknowledged.
>pony walks into your roomWhat does pony find?
>>41129324me masturbating
Hi there, ladies and gentlemen.I recently started working on an update to a certain totally not /mlp/ related radio station.Turns out, the new system can run more than a single stream. Figured why not have some fun.I want (You)>YES, (You)!to become a radio DJ for the station! Only if you want, that is.>What does that entail?Upload some music to the server, add it to a playlist and have me schedule it to play.You can also have live broadcasts if you want to have something podcast like or want to do live DJ mixing.We can schedule those in. Maybe some bogus newscasts might be funny>I don't want to be a DJ, faggotMaybe help come up with a better name than /mlpfm/ or a logo or some shit if you want.Or maybe discuss in here what you want to hear/see out of it.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>41128141
I must admit i use the low bitrate opus stream more because it doesn't have the jingle. Sure the jingle is funni, but gets tiring quickly with its length every time I have to refresh and reconnect to the stream.
>>41128948ya its a long intro
>>41128948yeah, that's kinda why I'm hoping people can make more bumpers so we can stick them in-between songs or something
Its Mother's Day. Show appreciation for your own mom and the older moms of Ponyville.
>>41124497I like the concept but prefer her to be on 4 legs.
>>41127304>>41127256>>41125884she doesn't have enough porn
>>41124506Loving moms all year round
I would pic related.
>>41129201
The cutest mare!! the most snowpity!! I love her! I love her! I love her!
>>41128261Would she ever boil them and spray the liquid with deodorant?
>>41128267Yes. With tuna juice as well to accentuate the snowpituous flavor.
>>41128267WTF? You can make deodorant out of Skittles?
>>41128284>enter room>see this>room smells like tuna juice
thats some good snowpity
Pinkie has finally been accepted by the fungus, and wanted a place for everyone to discuss and show off their own mares and mycological projects!>What is this thread about? Mares and fungus, duh>Is any fungus welcomed?Anything but Trichoderma and Cobweb>Where can I get spores?https://fungushead.com/Pretty great little place to get some spores ordered (Cubes and other types) >How do I get started?Philly Golden Teacher is a great resource for getting started. Broke Boi Tek is always a good introduction to the hobby (though rather than rice, I do recommend Rye Berries)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgCW-ZPkxIUComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41127880I said I failed, did I ever claim to know what I was doing?
>>41096193Got syringes with Golden Teachers, B+ and Blue Meanies on the way because of this thread, can’t fuckin wait to get started. What’s your method? What have you learned? Pls give me (and everyone else) a rundown from start to finish
>10
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>>41127871>>41127887>didn’t get enough oxygen at birth award
Triple trouble EditionLast drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41062929/Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/
>>41128171kek, sometimes I forgot that EQG style make the characters 75% legs
>>41128171>>41128174>>41128418to be fair, they're nice legs
>>41128894That's a really transparent sheet
>Anon! Anon, check this out!>Pinkie gave me this old scroll that Maud found in a cave! I think it was written by starswirl the bearded!>It’s not important how I found this out, but it turns out that Starswirl wrote it with a special ink that only appears when it’s exposed to certain hormones contained in the urine of a mare in estrus- gosh, isn’t that clever, anon?>Anyways, after some careful lab analysis, spike and I figured out that it’s a time capsule spell!!!>That’s right, anon! As soon as this thread gets bumped off, everything in it will be transported through time eight whole years into the future, to the distant year of 2032!!>So what are you gonna post in it, anon? What interesting things do you have to share with future /mlp/?(gonna make a thread about this in 8 years, mark ur calendars)
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Man I love Mare Wives MILMW
>>41129263apparently piano is the shittiest instrument on planet earth to learn.I pirated myself a guide for scales and it fucking sucks, the piano posture is uncomfortable and the only piano I have sucks because the keys are sticky.
>>41129346Oh come on. It's THE gamer instrument.
>>41129350Let’s see if that’s true >have to pay ludicrous prices for training with a “pianist” because le piano tone or whatever bullshit musicians say >buying a piano, even a decent electric one is a fortune, the shitty Yamaha PS-1770 I have has sticky keys and only one scales worth of keys. >musicfags will just not help you, /mu/ is shit and they keep shilling for le “piano lessons” that you have to pay 200 per session for >uncomfortable posture, and reading sheet music at speed is a insurmountable challenge unless you dedicate hours There’s no way you can train yourself apparently is what /mu/ fags say.
Spunky Sporty Fillies Editionprevious immature horse: >>40985348
>>41127608I wonder if DT know what that mean
>>41128415She doesn’t, but it brings her, and every other filly, great elation when they say it.
>>41128415She does 100% she says it in a teasing manner. Shes a true brat…
>>41128415She surely do
>>41127608Man, I miss Shino and Pestil doing MLP but I guess they decided to go to the more loli way by drawing different lolis every time.
We have to celebrate our differences!
>>41129151Yona was the only memorable character from that zoomer slop.
>>41129151No. Fuck diversity.
>>41129303But ponies are already diversified in earth ponies, pegasus, unicorns, alicorns and zebras
>>41129313Zebras aren't ponies, kys.
>>41129151Chin chon chin cho chin chin chon chin cho chong
beautiful mare fat
>>41127782All she did was get strung up and tell Sunny to feel the rhythm
Pipp would look good with a messy mane
>>41128669looks like shit
>>41123106SEX WITH PIPP!!!
unofficial thread I guess, but it's been almost a month since the last one died and almost two weeks since OP said he'd make a new one. Con is less than two months away and I (and probably others too) need to start planning stuff and talking to people about things. Copypasta below>What is /mlp/ con?Together we're going to organize an online convention by and for /mlp/It will focus on: 1) the show, 2) /mlp/, and 3) the fandomCheck out some of our events from 2023 that are linked from this site: https://mlpcon.online/schedule.html>When is it?June 28-30 2024>How will the con be held?Special events in this thread or othersLive streams on YouTube, Picarto, or private streaming platforms, broadcast via CyTubePre-recorded videos made for the con viewed on CyTubeDuring the con, most activity and interaction will occur on the con thread and/or CyTubeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128007>a second panel has hit /mlp/con
>>41128007do another mare panelI like mareswhat's your idea?
>>41128893I'm going to get very oral with mares and orally tell a story on the spot, likely late at night so anons can have something to listen or fall asleep to. Different kind of storytelling and will have nothing pre-planned.It'll be a new challenge. And much like Horsewords & (You), it still won't have any writing.
>>41128968Sounds good to me>nothing pre-plannedReally? But what if things get lewd
>>41129315Restraint and tact, anon.I'm thinking that it'll be a Horsewords topic one day, going into lewd stories and how to broach adult topics like that. Anyone can write porn but it takes some form of adult control to write a story that can also have some form of sexual intimacy that exists.What unironically can destroy a story is the inclusion of sex. The pacing, tonal whiplash, gratuity that is never seen anywhere else or in any other context.You also have shit like Twilight that thrives off of the topic of sex to the point there were extended scenes and conversations. But those are shit stories for many reasons.
>Anon please don't be mad but Discord just told me something horrible. He said when he was just a young chaos godling he opened a portal to a world, turned into the form of a snake and convinced two other creatures to eat from a magic fruit as a joke. He said the fruit drove them insane and that they got kicked out of the garden soon after that. It sounds like this happened on your world. So all of your world's problems are Discords fault! Don't be mad anon, hes a changed chaos creature even if he did betray us all to Tirek...
>>41128940>He believes the story of Genesis to be purely symbolic and not a recounting of historical events40 IQ wanting to be 80 IQ
>>41128934Fluttershy can you stop inviting your friend over. It was okay when we were still dating but now that we're living together I feel like he's watching us every time we have sex. The other day he made a pass at me and tried to rope me into having sex with him while you watched. I has to be *you* who tells him this because he won't listen to me.
>Discord also...uh...maybe told an old Mesopotamian man that he will be the patriarch and ancestor of a people that will inhabit the Levant region and that their numbers will be equal to the stars in the night sky
>>41128934>Fluttershy, my beloved. Let me tell you a story.>On my world, we knew Discord by a different name.>Satan. >The Adversary. The Serpent. The Great Deceiver. The Prince of Lies.>He was the first enemy of mankind, and he is destined to be our last.>All the suffering on Earth. Famine, pestilence, war, and death. Envy and greed, sloth and gluttony, lust and wrath... and pride.>All of it, because of him.>...You believe he changed? That he ever could?>Oh, Fluttershy.>If you were anypony else, I'd mistake that innocence of yours for arrogance. For hubris. For Pride, his cardinal sin.>But you aren't.>And you are free of it.>...There's a reason why we call him the Prince of Lies.>Repentance isn't in his nature.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128934I just want to talk to him.
Previous >>40906320ITT: Let's explore any and all sorts of ideas for the underutilized and under-developed Shadowbolts from Equestria Girls.---Completed Stories:Treating Miss Sweet by ChurroAnon- https://pastebin.com/7r8iCJ2U---Ongoing Stories:To Listen (Part 1) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbLGame of Headphones (Part 2) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>41126628I remember an old green where she "dated" a rough guy.
>>41128450Was it >rape?
"You will become sluttier! You WILL become sluttier!"Check out our new slutty story archive!https://ponepaste.org/6295Previous Slutterfuge: >>40864233
>>41127427>that clinginess conforming to her buttcheeksI'm getting hard...
>>41106870Ywnbaw pics?
>>41127427>"Anonymous, can I ask you a question about my dress?""Oh, sure thing Maud. What's up?">You were going to a dinner with Pinkie Pie as her guest along with her sisters.>As you look up at her, you notice her knock out body.>She normally keeps it hidden away under baggy or frumpy clothes."Wow, you look incredible. I honestly feel underdressed now.">"Thank you. But you may be overdressed compared to me in a way. And that will depend on how you answer my question.">She says with a straight face but a hint of a blush on her face."What do you mean?">She turns and shows you her back.>"Is my bra strap showing?""Uh... uh, no.">Which makes you wonder."Wait, how is your bra not showing?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128548Unf
>>41128548fucking sluts
Name a better ship
>>41128661>SHPING
>>41128766Right in front of me the whole time, that's funny
Some nice Petalstorm in the AI thread right now.
>>41087407Any G4 ship
>>41129302>muh g4
