Its Mother's Day. Show appreciation for your own mom and the older moms of Ponyville.
>most motherly pony in all of Equine Land>nobody thinks of you at all
>>41124497thats hot, cute, and sorta weird
>>41124497My mom was larger technically the clothes should be bigger on you.
>>41124497There's something odd about Windy. I can't quite put my finger on it, though...
>>41124497Why did your mom wear a collar?
>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the Badlands and beyond to the new colonies in the Mysterious South, fighting Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Most recently you were hired by the Equestrian Rehoming Project, an organization responsible for managing and encouraging immigration to Equestria’s new colonies>Your job is to escort and protect one of the Project’s heads, her entourage, and a large number of settlers, fifty ponies in all, all the way from the city of Appleloosa to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>The job has been rougher than normal but the excitement reached a crescendo just a few days ago when Diamond Dogs trapped your group within a canyon, leading you to take shelter in a newly excavated ancient Dog temple>After a costly battle in the temple you were forced to take a metaphorical leap of faith, leading you and your remaining clients to find yourselves trapped in an underground Diamond Dog city>Now you and your team of caravan guards must find a way to escape the city with as many settlers you canLast session ended with you speaking to Drift, an earth pony slave about ways to escape the Dog city, as well as details surrounding the upcoming slave auction.(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124466No earth sight just stay out of sight so the dog can't see us we could capture him to if he's in on the smuggling ring but we have nothing that could connect that dog to it for now we wait and hide to see what happens who knows once the dog comess closer we should be able to determine whether or not that dog is actually Max from yesterday.
>>41124484Yes, there are several four way intersections within the two hundred feet behind you with the nearest being only twenty five feet away.
>>41124613Let's sneak to the nearest one and hide in whatever tunnel seems least likely he'll use.
>>41124609>>41124617Roll stealth (d20+0)1-3: You are outright discovered4-9: The Dog is alerted and tries to find you10-15:The Dog is alerted but doesn’t actively look for you16-20: The Dog is completely unaware of your presence
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41124663Last time I rolled a 1 in stealth. Surely this will go better.
The newest edition of >CLOP has arrived, a decade old browser game about building nations, geoponitics, and oppressing ponies. Join now and start making connections, alliances and intrigue.Please play our game>Link to the game itselfhttps://4clop.com/>Link to the test serverThis has 30 minute ticks. Every tick is a war tick, and no travel time. Feel free to make multiple accounts there, and experiment with the war mechanicshttps://test.4clop.com>Previous thread>>41072095https://rentry.org/clop-threadsSorry anon, I didn't want to wait.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124578We need to revive the Defamation League
>>41124578
>>41124548The nation you took from a player who did nothing and wasn't capable of defending themselves. We only ever attacked your developed nations.>>41124571At a Prze who was very developed and sent troops at us before. In fact, that same Prze is the one who first interfered with the war by betraying our alliance and sending troops to attack me instead.>>41124581Remember who decided to step over people in their attempt to make themselves relevant again.
>>41124564So wanting to be able to feed my ponies and take the burden off my fellow alliance members is 'just being an ass'. Okay.
>>41124641You wanted to feed your ponies more copper when you invited that opportunistic Prze into the alliance ?https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41072095/#41112847
Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread:>>40975992
>>41120014>Dash got into music production>Sends you a sick rap beat she just made>You open the file in your DAW, set higher BPM and send it back
>>41116177https://jiggie.fun/kHT3xM
>>41121783NICE
>are you alright anon
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Disappointing your beloved!ITT: Passing trophies around amongst doppelgangers, Fanfiction is magic!, Optimal snuff fic targets, Anon wants to become a snail, Even more horseword shelves, A quick grammar check, ChatMLP, Spamming dislikes at the behest of the hivemind, Streetlamps but inside, Some bitchin' eye surgery, Overflowing with conviction, Avoiding contentious topics, Masturbating after turning characters into snarky assholes, Marcel Proust magnificent prose, Aspiring for higher levels of delusion, Nautical adventures, /fimfic/ just needs to open its heart, AaWiE, How the hell do fic writers write?, Retards not understanding spoken words, The 120 Days of Sodom as required school reading, Lit class sucks wherever you go, Chadmoded philosphymaxxing teachers, Weird and unnecessary premises, How's the writing goin'?, Long description feedback, Prescribing death, And shitty opinions = honest facts!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe sixty-seventh book is 'Fluttershy, Royal Game Warden (?)':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/488784If (You) want to participate, read the entire story by the 2nd.On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124003"Zombie"?
>>41124408Doubt it, World War Z is the only good zombie novel ever written.
I can't believe Rarity is fucking dead.>/FSSBC/>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208652/what-is-leftI'm not sure how to feel about this story. It's written well on a technical level, but the actual story it tells is what gives me pause. Even outside of how fundamentally unpony the premise is, there are oddities and things I'm no sure I find myself agreeing with, and some details that I find just plain odd. The main one is the fire happening. It happens so fast it's like the story wants you to overlook the fact that Sweetie didn't hire the dancers too, or that it's absurd for them to act as they do and set the whole place on fire like that. It feels really convenient for them to, and unjustified. It's weird how Rarity doesn't seem to notice Chuck-Chuck charging in after Sweetie Belle either, and in general that scene is too fast and confused. Speaking of Chuck, he feels the most out of place in a pony fic. I sort of get what the author was going for with him, but not only is his name dumb, his whole almost supernatural stitch doesn't really work for me.This is a fic about characters not properly talking to each other. Rarity never properly establishes what the gathering is for. Sweetie never mentions that she's in debt. I guess it ultimately doesn't matter, since Rarity is out of bits (even though some ponies are offering her millions) and in the end Sweetie's debt is conveniently erased anyway. And Rarity dies. Her death is a good scene, though. While I'm not a big fan of ponies doing hard magical drugs, the one thing I'll praise this fic for is the way it describes Sweetie's longing and her love for the lake. That's a good bit, even if it's part of a story I don't feel too well about. I guess it's just not the kind of story for me, but it really makes me question who it's for and what the author was thinking when working on it. It feels so weird at times, and almost like it's barely a pony story, and certainly not one that would ever fit the show and setting.I don't mind the ending. It's tagged as a tragedy and it ends like one, and I can't really complain about that there. It's sad to see Sweetie isn't kicking the habit, but it is what it is, I suppose. She doesn't have a bright future ahead or anything. The pacing of the whole story is nice, I suppose, with it taking place over just a handful of hours. It's convenient that Sweetie arrives just as Rarity is killing herself, but then that's the impetus for the story I suppose. I don't know, a lot of this fic just feels weird to me to be quite honest. It makes me question what the author was thinking when deciding to write it. At least audiences seemed to enjoy it. I myself wouldn't say I did, but then I suppose this is the kind of stuff fanfiction is for and I shouldn't be mad at it. Mostly it just left me cold though, and a bit confused.Next week we're reading:>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/117741/its-impossibleYou should decide what we'll read after, too:>https://ponepaste.org/8813
>>41124359The most astounding thing here isn't that Sweetie goes half fic without going, "What kind of gathering, then?"; it's that I kept hoping for a happy ending up to the very last moment. Ouch, or, as the kids say it, "big oof". The emotional are done well, and it's a decently captivating read as a whole. There are several complaints you could raise about this fic, though, even if they're a bit less relevant for me because the fic managed to get me to temporarily overlook them as I was reading it in spite of its imperfections. When it teases the reader by having the characters do something to change things for the better to give (You) hope, it mostly just works. Or at least, it did work for me. Here I must point out that it's very, very thin on the "pony"-ness of the setting, that this world with murderers-slash-debt-collectors and widespread drug overdose and crime mafias and suicide and... either way, that this AU doesn't feel ponylike, especially when it's only marked [Dark] rather than AU. It's definitely a valid complaint, but at the same time, the fic kind of needs ponies to do its thing. Without them being Rarity and Sweetie Belle, two great ponies who the reader recognizes and sympathizes with, it would not have almost any of the impact that it does. Maybe it's a huge stretch to propose this vision of Equestria, but I can kind of-sort of forgive that to tell a story.There's also the matter of that other big issue; the funeral going unnamed for so long strains the suspension of disbelief. I was waiting for the fic to play with cringe as fuel for the drama in the central part of the story (and I would absolutely hate that). Luckily, it doesn't fully go there, instead settling on a pretty strange action scene. Keeping it is still not a justifiable choice, imo. Secondly, not only does Chuck-Chuck have the world's least intimidating villain-murderer name*, he's made to look like a supernatural horror villain. When he survives being buried under the burning ruins and approaches Sweetie with a half-melted face, I really did expect him to be that. But apparently he's just a very tough pony?*4chan brainrot made me expect a Sneed's jokeAnd because I need to ask, were red tags still not a thing in 2015? Ignoring the fact that the author remained online and on fimfic long after they were added, this having no self-harm or narcotics is extremely incorrect, to the point that I might report the fic so the mods can adjust it. Nothing against the story, but it really needs those two tags.I guess I liked it? I'm a stalwart Happy Ending Crusader (is that what Paul Asaran calls it?) but I can say I liked reading it, and that it had a much higher impact than many of the fics we read here. I still personally hate the ending for Sweetie cowardly giving up twice, and I'd have MUCH preferred the bittersweet reunion ending to the one we got, but it was not meant to be this kind of story. It easily COULD have been, though. Would've made it more pony.
>>41124627I wouldn't say I liked this story, but I did find myself engaged, and I suppose there are parts I did enjoy.Convenient was the word of the week, it seems. Not only because of Sweetie Belle finding Rarity just in time to save her from bleeding out, but also lots of little things peppered here and there. The biggest one being how Rarity is the supplier of the plant that becomes the drug that got Sweetie into this whole mess to begin with.I think this story may be enjoyable if you're under the influence of drugs. That would make stuff like Chuck's chuckness make sense. Maybe.The pacing does feel... odd. There is so much going on in such a short span of time, but at the same time, there's barely any hurry to things, despite Sweetie desperately wanting that money. Quite strange.In spite of it all, I liked the ending. How it's too late to really fix anything, but in letting Rarity die, Sweetie shows one last act of love for her sister.Honestly, her getting a blank slate is the best ending she could've gotten.>even though some ponies are offering her millionsAre they offering HER the millions, or are they offering it to the company, where it would likely be sucked up into paying debt and getting tied into other stuff that would ultimately result in even more debt?>>41124648>the funeral going unnamed for so long strains the suspension of disbeliefI don't think it's that unbelievable. Rarity does not care about Sweetie, and really does not care about much anymore. What's weird is that there were no banners or signs saying that this was a funeral.>read afterI vote for Let's Be Evil!
Preferably from 2010-2011
>>41123010This one is perfect.
>>41123675Trixie is chaotic hot
>>41119400
>>41124640If they are not getting 3rd star this summer I gonna track down the manager guy and rape him.
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>>41124499Get the fuck out of here Horse Zelda, you'll never be Epony
epona is very sexy even before being ponified
>>41121367/thread
Imagine being reincarnated along with the rest of the cast.
I'm losing my edge... (but I was there) EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Archives (green, thread, plus downloads): https://dazzlefan.club/Guides for Aspiring Writers:https://ponepaste.org/1661https://ponepaste.org/1659https://ponepaste.org/1658Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0Steam group:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41122951It was just a jigsaw puzzle with Dagi.
>>41092712Fixed trio attributes
>>41100126>>41118122
>>41123583 #This needs an Adagio like >>41123924 at the take out window.
"Anniversary Incoming!!!" EditionPost and talks about pony merchandise, official or not.Discuss plushies, figures, clothes, books, pins and more! And new ways to add ponies to our life!>is selling your products here allowed?Of course! Absolutely allowed.>can I talk or post here about my crafting even if what I do isn't for sale?Yes! We accept merch in all its forms.>where can I find the old threads?They are all in the Links Index Pastebin, after the links section.>where can I find the video/collage of the anniversaries?They are at the bottom of the Link Index Pastebin, after the archived threads section.=== Links Index Pastebin ===Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Finally bought a 4DE Trixie that I've wanted for so long off eBay, seller even did a cute little drawing in a thank you card.
What happened
>>41124616They need to release the CMC, Candyass, Chrysalis, and Discord (Eris)
>>41124320Oh hey, I got one from the same seller! I really love the art on the card.>>41122160They loafs love (You).
>>41122579Would be lying if I said yes I won't blogpost much but: Work visa issues and also being messed over by US healthcare system has put me in a right bind >>41123841Appreciate that a lot anon
This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion.Previous thread:>>40961895Topics discussed:>new thread new glimmies>If EQG had continued, do you wish it would've introduced human Starlight? >>40967233>both had p>For your wedding with Glimmy, who do you choose to be your best mare/stallion? >>40978289>Has Starlight's mom ever been mentioned ever, in anything? >>40989517>How old is glim in your headcanon when you fantasize about her? >>40998167>enjoying glim's cutie mark (a lot)>a theoretical different arc for glim >>41002550>Its GLIMMY! >>41004037>From 1 to 10, how much do you like Glimmy >>41006873Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41122743>glim after you give her one of your "special Human treats" (they were weed gummies)
>>41122773doing edibles with Trixie and Glimmer would be an experience.
>>41123362I need this.
>>41121970HOLY MOLY
>>41121970Wanna drench her snoofa in my cum
(formerly known as /tempo/, or T:EM/P/O)A conglomerate of content creators since we couldn't keep our own threads up alone. If you're working on something, be it musicfagging, writefagging, drawfagging, poetfagging, craftfagging, or game-devfagging come by and post for some feedback or give some of your own. If you want to start content creating why not start today?This thread is intended for ALL SKILL LEVELS, from complete beginner to seasoned expert. Don't get intimidated. We're all just hobbyists here to have fun and help each other make more pony stuff.Active Community Projects:Antithology 4.0 >>41112718 (Deadline June 14th)/mlp/ con 2024 >>41082707 (June 28-30)Resource Bin:https://ponepaste.org/9401 (needs updated, bug me about this later)Tempo Music Archive:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GrDEeCc9B7mAkQWAx_eoRdw4bF_W-5bsaAm4otvjfWE/edit?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41121625Mom is smokin' hot, this is known.
>>41122409
>>41117701Based on my schizo theories the missing link appears to be human contact. Not having someone there to pressure you into the task can be a huge problem. Reminds me of how horses develop mental health problems when stalled away from herd members. Im pretty much fucked in that regard myself.
I want to create...
>>41120016I don't even lurk in this thread usually, but thanks. Pic is early celesita, inspired by molestia, i'm finally learning how to make models proprly.
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41123467Their first meeting didn’t go so well as in the show
>>41123696To be fair on drowning
>>41123696Depending on which part of the fan of urine into, that might be a negative.
>>41122805And domestic violence, the violence with the best gas mileage!
>>41123467>Ember"Siegfried"'Delight'~~~"I can sell you a gun... for a price.">You can!?'EMBER NO!""Hey! Don't cockblock! Get it? Cockblock? Because gun... and also I'm a-">Shaddup! What's your price?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Silly mare edition.Previous thread: >>41052303Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41124035"I'd give that stallion a taste of my clam chow-duh if yanno whaddya mean." - some drunk mare at the bar.
>>41124022Acceptable>>41124035Dear god, no>>41124056>He hasn't watched Squidbillies
>>41124363>SquidbilliesWasn't that just the "I came up with South Park 8 years too late" show?
What is the teenage mare's version of "the sock"?
>>41124630Suspiciously shiny corn on the cob?
We have chatgpt or character.ai and ai voices. Why haven't any of you implemented that into a plushie? Weebs like schizodev already have it going on the pc plus digital animated waifus. They're ahead of you in the lead!
>>41123462That was nice thread and good concepts. It's just, people who have time lack the skills and those who have skills use them to their own, better projects.It is what it is.>>41123018Also those LLM's hallucinate and cook way too much, I wouldn't want my lifesize to start narriting about my actions from 3rd person all of a sudden. It would be creepy.
>>41123667might sound offtopic, but how do people "recharge" after tech work quick enough to work on tech sideprojects? my work is pretty ok but drains energy and at most I can discuss on pony board or tinker for a moment during random evening energy spikes. unfortunately that talking desktop pony thing would require more than 15-30 minutes of focus to create.otherwise your summary seems spot on, except that for me ponies are always the best project ideas. there's just constant lack of energy and sometimes time.
>>41123018Cloud models are censored and paid. Even if you embed a microphone-speaker equipped arduino in a plushie and establish communication with your pc and run the llm in cloud you would still have transcription and tts models to run somewhere, which would mean keeping your pc on, and it has to be good for acceptable speed. From what i've seen most anons have crappy netbooks. Too much work for a pony alexa.
>>41123667You can instruct an LLM to answer in only a few lines of dialogue. The problem is that both options the OP listed are proprietary, and you wouldn't be able to run them on consumer hardware even if they were open. You will need local models for that, and the decent ones still need beefy hardware that you can't fit inside a plush. I guess you could only put a speaker and microphone inside the plush and let a computer do the work remotely, but that would lose its charm, in my opinion.
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what are the chances she's in
