Previous Thread >>40942449The girl needs more partying and love
>>41042591Forgot to ask this but prompt?
Thinking of something sweet.
>>41054453she's thinking of your dick covered in sprinkles
>>41054474
Happy Birthday to best pony and her twin WOOO!
>>41053110yeah
Party of One aired on April 29.Pinkie's birthday already passed.
>>41053185It could also be today. She says her birthday wasn't for another seventy five days in A Friend In Deed, which aired on February 18th. That would make it today, May 3rd
Birthday sex with Marble
Welcome friends, ITT:We make and share pony art, with absolutely no pressure to deliver anything that's technically good (besides having ponies in it, which makes it good by default)Make something, share what you've done, and give feedback and motivation to help us all keep improving and creating!This thread's focus is art, but beginner or low effort content of any kind is welcome here. If you do want to post about something else like music, gamedev, or crafts, though, just note that you may find better help and feedback posting it in the /create/ threadAre you an experienced artist? Leave some tips, feedback, guides, or tutorials, they're well appreciated here!Guides, tutorials and resources! Start here!https://mares.horse/balehttps://ponepaste.org/8268Draw with other /bale/ anons!https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZGComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41051443Buying an ipad was a mistake to begin with.Any laptop since 010 + an average wacom will be perfect.Image editor: Photoshop, any CS version.
>>41053760I have all these things already. I just wanted to try an iPad since the budget was a nonissue and felt like after a decade of hating Apple I should at least try something to re-justify my position.Also holy fuck Clip Studio is sold by jews: they'll sell you a copy on the PC since they know folks can pirate there with ease, but on ipad it's subscription only. Didn't realize that when I mentioned idc about having to "fork up 54 bucks."Gonna power through and see if I don't hate procreate for now I guess. If I hate it after a while I'll just give it to my apple-obsessed roommate as a present.
>>41053918>Gonna power through and see if I don't hate procreateGood luck. I had a period of time where I tried using it and it was miserable compared to when I moved to autodesk sketchbook on PC. I don't know how much of it was apple hardware versus procreate itself but thankfully the iPad was a gift or I would have serious buyer's remorse.
>>41052638
Question;If im making a comic, Is it a good Idea to save bases of ponies with different poses so I can just color them in and draw the finer details on each one?
Sussy EditionDiscuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War ThunderVidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>40977310
>>41053671Helldivers 1
>>41053588Sent an request for whenever
>>41053689>that comes out in a couple months.I fucking hope so, it's been almost two years since it came out in japan, give me my barga already
Would people be down to play Last Train Outta Worm Town in 1.5 hours?
>>41054348I would. Last session was fun
>episode rating>7/10 is "average"Why do idiots do this?
>>410534955 is LITERALLY the average of the numbers 1-10. That's the definition of average. Not 7.
>>41053506>>41053562No, 5 is not average. In arithmetic terms, to find the mean (average) you add all numbers and divide the sum by the total of numbers. In this case, 55/10 which is 5.5. In the Merriam-Webster, the definition of average is "equaling an arithmetic mean," so 5 being the average of 1-10 is not the "definition" of average.>>410535355.5 is the average, as explained above, but we round it to 6 for simplicity. There's little differences in value when using a scoring system greater than 5, so we move the average to 7 to give higher value numbers more value. This creates an exponential rise in numbers 1-10. Using something like 1-5 doesn't have this problem because of its small sample size; all 5 numbers can be given a more unique value.
>>41053606Blah blah nice crock of shit
Niggers(1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10)/10=5,5(1+2+3+4+5)/5=3Did you know that if I jack off every second day to luna it would take me 30 years to cum my bodyweight?
I end up doing this a lot. Mostly, it's because a 5 means "I could go either way" and anything lower than that is a scale of how much I actively dislike it. Idk anons I don't usually end up watching stuff I don't like at least a little - if it's watchable slop it's 4-5/10.
April Fool's editionPrevious thread: >>40845160
>>41052957HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINKIE WOOO
>>41053083WOO WOO WOO WOO34 years old.
ponka birthday bump
>>41052957Happy birthday pinkie pie! The cheeriest and cutest there is!
>twilight presents her ass to your face>refuse to look at itWhat was her problem? Was she gay or something?
>>41053290>human>stallionDoes not compute.
Best pony.
>>41052561Yeast infection.
>>41052561OP, if I presented my ass to your face, would you look at it?
>>41053290Get outta here TFtranny
Welcome to the My Massive Pony thread!You don't mind if I sit here do you? EditionWriters, artists, and critiques are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/3112Previous thread: >>40739527
And giant moon horse, too.
Should I redraw Preesoul's stuff with EQG?
>>41053049Sure
Is the macro fetish just dying in general?
>>41054392Considering it was dubbed the fetish of the year last year, I doubt it>>41052051>>41052054Feels like it's just hyper ass, with tiny stuff as extra.The Luna one is kinda ok I guess, I like the overall idea
Pic related is me
>>41052912You are grass?
>>41052928shitposting cliques that have no respect for board quality
>>41052912Me hanging out with my royal guard friends.
>>41053469>board quality
>>41052912You're getting a belly rub you silly little minty unicorn
Fluttershy weighs in on a hotly debated topic.
>>41054094The shy sweater girl thing. I can understand why, but personally I always imagine human Flutters as rather more willowy, and that type doesn't usually pack a dead heat at the zeppelin race.
>>41053803GUYSWOULD YOU RATHER BE STUCK IN A FOREST WITH A BEARORWITH A MARE
>>41054303What about a mare-bear?
>>41053803My first instinct was to choose the man over the bear, but then I remember this crazy motherfucker. Your chances of running into a psycho killer off-the-grid LMOE-type in the middle of nowhere is pretty low but never zero.
>>41054316how does that look?
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 11 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054262*our house
>>41054266>Vegetanon was raped vigorously several times that night.>He never stood a chance.
>>41054267Oh my
>>41054436Yep. Vegetanon is truly in a tight spot (kek) in Equestria.
Why am I being served ads in Vietnamese?
The Coffin of Nonny and Shimmy edition.Last episode: >>40946813
>>41054310that shirt looking a little too tight on her torso.
>>41054310Hey, you were the one who wanted me in the same bed as you.
>>41054386yeah, it sometimes makes it loose and other times it's skin tight, didn't notice it this timehttps://derpibooru.org/images/3357267this one does it a bit better for the shirt
>>41052359Unf. I wanna take her back to my place(her place).>>41052711Anon took up mixing as a hobby in honor of the old man, and now he basically runs the place for his sisters and cousins to harass him in. Not that he minds all that much.>Hey there *hic* cyute~... h-how'd yoush get to look so shtupid~...?*hic*
>>41053259>>41053381The whole sister accidentally hired as the entertainment for her brothers party scenario is one of my favorites.
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Complete misunderstandings of ethical behavior!ITT: Group delusions, Losing your (You)s, Writing progress, Seeking good action fics, Sincerely fake samefagging, The optimal amount of flatulence in a story, Having readers that're smarter than you, Switching up the names of days, A vehicle for debauchery, Sex of the accidental variety, Magical lobotomies, Requiring cock, Preferences for porn, Ploankass, Prey and a Summary, The Archetypist experience, Equines and industrialization, Shitting out 1mil words in a timely fashion, The nature of AUs, Fics that made you like a character, Gettin' some feedback, Anon loathes what he's never had, Chapter editing taboos, Wasps fucking suck, Getting beaten to death via SoL, Preventing murder with genocide, We're all wasting our time, A club made in Cypress, Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat, and having opinions injected directly into your brain!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe sixty-fifth book is 'Moon and Stars':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/496343/If (You) want to participate, read up to (and also) chapter 6, 'The Planning Phase' by the 28th. On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054153I thought his backlog was over a year. Did the obnoxiousness of its shilling somehow work to bump it up?
>>41054191I guess 11 months is close enough to a year.
>>41037173
>>41054191That's his backlog for longfics (70k+). I requested a review from him earlier this year, and since he's said when the review will be up, I know that he's somewhere around 3.5 months now.
>>41054153>The first chapter is 15,000 words. Words of what? Exactly. It reads like a fever dream. Sometimes there’s something resembling a story going on, sometimes Mandarko is pontificating on the so-called rules and concepts of the world. Sometimes this pontification comes off as a blog post, at other times it’s more like encyclopedia entries, and it leaps around these different narrative styles continuously and without warning. Fully written out URLs leading to YouTube videosThat's it, I have to read this.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/537057/twilights-felquines-of-xenon
Quick rundown>We're making an anthology made up of a compilation of short pony clips.>No need to be high quality and flashy, but of course if you want to make something more ambitious like an animation please go ahead.>There is no need to volunteer to do the final editing. I can handle that myself. Thank you.How do I contribute?>Make pony related clips! It can be a PMV, YTP, Animation, or whatever.>Please render them in 1920x1080 resolution, 29.97 OR 23.976 FPS, and using progressive scanning.>Upload them to your preferred file hosting site and post them here with a title and the sources used or what it is parodying.Deadline?June 21st 11:59 PM PSTIf you have a high quality submission that you don’t want leaked to the internet early, please email to the address provided below. Submissions through the email will still be added to the spreadsheet.Email: ZWRpdGFub25tbHBAcHJvdG9uLm1lComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41052444checked and bumped
>>41051514This is amazing
Are you prepared for an independent release? /mlp/con is supposed to be about a month out, and planning has not proceeded past MAYBE selecting a date.
>>41053363Yeah, there hasn't been a new /mlp/con thread since panel applications opened up, huh?
Wow, I am gonna be honest, I wasn't expecting us to hit the bump limit but we did it and that proves to me that we need /bug/ back more than ever!Here in /bug/ we call Nerdy Queen Chrysalis a fucking nerd, use lings as lawn darts, and have friendship circles with the Gaylings... (Faggots.)Some old links:Old Hive Directory: https://ponepaste.org/4223Very Old /bug/ Pastebin: https://poneb.in/PjB4LKgdBuggyCYOA archive: https://ponepaste.org/4086I'll get to working making a new Pastebin directory but in the meantime, post your favorite bug stories, art, and appreciation to the thread!Previous Thread >>40805449
>>41050470That's a very confused bug pone.
>>41052951Let him bee himself
>>41053398Chrysamis?
>>41053398It's fucking MAY