>Poof! Princess Celestia appears before you in a puff of white smoke.>She says she can take you to Equestria, but only if you possess an IQ below 75What's your strategy? pic unrelated btw
>>41089810Ask for a magical lobotomy. My intelligence has brought me nothing but pain.
>>41089810meth
>>41089810Just be myself :)
>>41089810lots of cough syrup until I've lowered my apparent iq enough
"You will become sluttier! You WILL become sluttier!"Check out our new slutty story archive!https://ponepaste.org/6295Previous Slutterfuge: >>40864233
Tummy MADE for cummies~!
>>41088040unf that cameltoe
>>41086056It's not that bad, anon.
Spunky Sporty Fillies Editionprevious immature horse: >>40985348
>>41087362yesss more babs
>>41088350is his thumb actually on the other side of her other thigh? is her entire pelvis thinner than the gap in his hand?i'd expect that thumb to be gently placed into her entrance to hold her steady.
>>41087362>Eventually she stops shaking and you change your tight embrace to simple pets.>Gradually you stop trying to calm her and just start enjoying the feel of her soft fur.>After a few minutes she slowly stands up.>"I gotta get back. AJ's prolly havin' a fit.""Want me to go with you? I might be able to calm her down a little.">"Thanks, but nah. I wanna do this on my own.""You sure?">"Yeah. I dun wanna let you see me... it'd be embarrassin' is all.">She grimaces.>"I already got enough o' dat today.">You must have looked worried, because she puts a reassuring hoof on your shoulder.>"I dun mind gettin' scolded when I deserve it. An' it's not like AJ hits me or nuffin'.">She slouches her way to your door, but then turns to shoot you a smug grin.>"Yer wrong 'bout the gala, though! Muh face is gonna be fine by den! An' I'll be da best lookin' pony there, you'll see!"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41089818Cute
Slide thread.
>>41086760>blocking jdbimagine being white lmao
>>41086468the slide is wet with my piss btw
>>41088737I was about to ask if it was her mare juice, it IS blue .. . . . you been supplementing methylene blue??????
>>41087364impressed how writers here have this ability to describe the most normal thing in the most sexual way possible.
>>41086468Are you also doing the 10 year anniversary posts? https://www.equestriadaily.com/2014/05/pillowsgif.html
Groping for apples EditionLast drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40980735/Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/
>>41086732>ywn molest lolis with Pinkie GFFeels badman
>>41089068>ywn be molested by lolis with your Pinkie gf
>>41089602that's a darlin lil bloom. i wanna take her to the dance
(formerly known as /tempo/, or T:EM/P/O)A conglomerate of content creators since we couldn't keep our own threads up alone. If you're working on something, be it musicfagging, writefagging, drawfagging, poetfagging, craftfagging, or game-devfagging come by and post for some feedback or give some of your own. If you want to start content creating why not start today?This thread is intended for ALL SKILL LEVELS, from complete beginner to seasoned expert. Don't get intimidated. We're all just hobbyists here to have fun and help each other make more pony stuff.Active Community Projects:Antithology 4.0 >>40869203 (Deadline June 14th)/mlp/ con 2024 >>40876407 (probably happening late June)Resource Bin:https://ponepaste.org/9401Tempo Music Archive:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GrDEeCc9B7mAkQWAx_eoRdw4bF_W-5bsaAm4otvjfWE/edit?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41086520Im gonna buy one when commissions are open (and I save up because damn expensive but you 100% deserve it).>>41087918FLUTTERSHY NOOO SHE'S DEAD>>41088248lol. I feel like they would need to be fixed in place and also removable for washing so lead doesn't get on everything.
>>41088248Anon, if you stuck a lead bar into your pocket, sticking your dick in that will make you retarded.
>>41088961studies show that the fluoride in the water (in the US) has about the same effect on IQ during brain development.
>>41088961>>41088703Don't eat the lead, idiot, it's not magic.
>>41089706If you wash it in a washing machine it's going to spread lead everywhere...>>41088961>A real use for butt pocketsI-It's for the weighting I swear!
Easter edition.Previous >>40818098
>>41088025Her face in this one feels like "what if Pony Life also had its EqG spin-off". 'Girl Life'? lol
>>41088383its supposed to be "anime style".
>>41087480unf
>>41088383>>41088466It'd be like 3 layers down, mlp to eqg to eqg animu
Which Equestria Girl do you want to desperately breed and impregnate?
>>41088679>he wants to go to kinderquestriaI like Ponyville ran by ADULT mares, you sick fuck. Fillyquestria would collapse in less than a day.
>>41088011Scootaloo.
>>41088686>take normal sexy image>crudely paste eqg head on topi don't like it, because it's inaccurate. i accept that it is sexy, because flesh + boobs + underwear, but the fact remains that it is inaccurate and therefore bad.
>>41088638She's being smug because she was talking to a bird during class and Trixie called her out thinking the bird was doing her math for her.
>>41088011Shim Sham
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:https://ponepaste.org/9985 - Go Ask Littlepip When She's Two And A Half Feet Tall by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10012 - A Ticket To The Circus by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9707 - Anu by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/7247 - The Pon-E Rewrites: Purple Black Gray by Alycorn>>40293205 - Beach Walkhttps://ponepaste.org/9446 - Interstate by Ceiling Necromancerhttps://ponepaste.org/9521 - Nemetona by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/9720 - Pink In The Club by AtomicGlow - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9600 - War Story by OrwellRedenbacher - Complete!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41089317bro can't read
>>41089317sorry son you fucked up you're getting four hooves now
>>41089303Clear fishing line at ankle-level.
>>41089303
>>41089303I'd get banned again
Saddle up anon, time to get buckin wild anons, post your favorite pictures story's, and fan contest about the best and leader of the cutie mark crusaders. Uncle Anons Christmas: https://ponepaste.org/7761CMC, Caped Crusaders of Ponyville:https://ponepaste.org/7757Blooming love:https://ponepaste.org/9647story of the blanks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYQCPBpnSTM&pp=ygUUYXBwbGUgYmxvb20gZmFuIGdhbWU%3D
>page 10>nobody bought an apple
>>41088250I'd buy that apple...
>>41088250>>41087784Cute
Welcome to Chatbot AI General #73, the thread for discussing and improving AI pony chatbots.▶MLP Botshttps://mlpchag.neocities.orgSpreadsheet (extra MLP bots, CAI bots, Jailbreaks, NAI Scenarios): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J7BeqJVDS51cXF8Pgm2YZaFq-Z6ykSJT!!!G!A!L!L!E!R!Y!!!!: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1Ao-h5HFGMPllSrzSBKM_BvGSiU9f0c2U▶How do I start?1) Select a Frontend2) Select an AI model (paypig, proxy, NAI or Locals)3) Select Jailbreak4) Select bots5) Lovemaking with AI mares!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41089315Based Anthropicbro
>>41088886No way... Post chat download, for the love of god.
>>41089537Neat!
>>41088901Didn't C2 have a lower context limit?
Having NovelAI in the OP is indefensible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaS3HD6IfOQPrevious: >>41050000
>>41087859laugh at what?MyM being shitcanned?yeah that's pretty funny
>>41088874calm down xir and take your hormones
>>41085528It fits in with the G4 -> G5 timeline. Pegasi found that they were losing their magic and were no longer able to create weather, so in desperation they built machines to do it.You don't want to know what hellish bargains they made to get them running.
>>41085528>>41089691ANG went there (in the concepts)
>>41089691I think it predates the founding of Zephyr Heights.I'm curious how many things were excluded from "all magic" that had become dependent on Unity Crystals.Dependent on Unity Crystals and lost magic when they were separated and the leftover juice run out after a few generations:- Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn and Dragon magic- Bridlewood Crystals- Magical critters- Magical artifacts (Grogar's Bell, Crystal Mirror, etc)Independent of Unity Crystals and never lost magic:- Together Trees (partially): they teleported Misty when she was a foal/filly, but otherwise were mostly idle- Cutie Marks: magically appeared with a flash, but otherwise subtle, no granting understanding of animal language, no glowing, no flying projections- Izzy's sparkle/luminessense vision (presuming it's real)- Rainbow-making Machine- Liminal spaces like Breezies' home, and alternate dimensions like Starlight RidgeUnknown:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Pic from the Mane Event comic, it's mostly hairplay the comic.
>>40931123This is what G5 EQG probably would look like
>>41087528Zipp would be the most socially awkward and introverted molester ever
>>41087940Aren't most molester's socially awkward incels?
>>41088065Well Molestia definitely isn't
>>41088065Zipp is more volcel
1: open paint2: close your eyes3: draw a mare of your choiceNo retries allowed. you may then color it with bucket tool but adding more strokes is prohibitedThis here is Fluttershy
I couldn't hardly use the bucket tool :(
>>41088661what is that, a ponut tail?
>>41088625Did some colouring to make it look nicer
She's as beautiful as I remember
Last time on No More Heroes:>After raiding Nocturne's room you set up the little surprise for Winter, which you both thoroughly enjoy>Afterwards, Nocturne and Nickle arrive and after getting Junkrat you head over to a Kirin spa to get pampered>You and Nocturne chat with the staff a bit as they do their work before they take the two of you to the Onsen to relax.You can also catch up here: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40704190/#40704190
>>41088778"Been there before. Having to lay on my wings for an extended period of time just sucks, but sometimes there isn't an alternative."We pause for a second, trying to think of a topic that won't relate back to having his home and work effectively blown up."Anything I can do to make your stay a little easier?"
>>41088778Yeah that part of it isn't fun, but you'll be up and moving around before too long trust me. Just gotta listen to the doctors instructions once you're finally out or you'll end up back here having rehurt yourself.
>>41088778"It's better to spend the time to fully recover, then to partially recover, then spend even more time in bed recovering. You'll be back on your hooves in no time!"
>>41088838>>41089439>>41089752"Been there before. Having to lay on my wings for an extended period of time just sucks, but sometimes there isn't an alternative," You say, "But you'll be up and moving before too long. Just gotta listen to the doctors instructions once you're finally out, better to fully recover then to partially recover. You'll be back on your hooves in no time!""You're right about that, even if it sucks," He smiles, "You bet I'll be moving as soon as I can!"You pause for a second, trying to think of a topic that doesn't relate back to having his home and work blown up."Anything I can do to make your stay a little easier?" You ask."No need," He shakes his head, "I'm fine right now, and your presence helps."What do you do?
>>41089771"Thanks... Oh! Oak, show him the thing!"Initially feeling a little embarrassed though proud over Elm's comment, we remember part of the reason why we're here, and something we're actually a little knowledgeable about. We turn part way around to look at Oak before stepping out of his way.