Anon, you've angered the Gazebo.What do?> Shoot an arrow> Commit seppuku> Flee
>>5975352>Flirt
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>5975352Roll to seduce
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>5975352Urinate on the gazebo.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>5975369>>5975381>>5975505All of the above.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>5975352Shit the Gazebo's pants
>>5975369>>5975381>>5975514You flirt and try to seduce the gazebo.But the gazebo has no heart, no soul, only hate. >>5975505>>5975784You urinate and shit on the gazebo.The gazebo catches you and eats you.The end.
>>5975890Good quest, QM. See you in the next one.
>>5975890I count this as a win
>>5975890Gg guys. We will get him next time.
>>5975352>Commit seppuku
>>5975890Now can we play as the real hero of this story: The Angered Gazebo. Will its righteous anger ever be quenched? Will the slain scatological protagonist ever be avenged?! Find out next time if OP ever delivers!
>>5976176Give him some credit. He actually ended the quest.
Thinking quickly i use a squirrel, some string, and a shrink ray to build a shrink ray and use the shrinking rays fired by the shrink ray to shrink the gazebo's anger to a manageable level. "Carl you're better than this. Think about your wife. She's got two little gazebos on the way and she's going to have to build them by herself if you're sent to jail."
