/bfed/ - Banned from Equestria (Daily) - Not ths shit again edition (202406)Discussion regarding Banned from Equestria (Daily) by Pokehidden, aswell as the community efforts surrounding the game and concept.Banned from Equestria (Daily) is a point-and-click clop game where the objective is to get with as many mares (and stallions) as you can in the span of three days.BFED Player (Ruffle) - https://bfed.ga/Translation Repository - https://explore.transifex.com/testt57y56h56u/bfed2/Translation Mirror - https://notabug.org/BlackCat/BFED-TranslationPrevious efforts included engine re-writes aswell as original stories made in the style of BFED.Feel free to post drawings, tips for the original game, ideas of new games, or whatever BFED related.The goal of this is to be some kind of monthly threads. Like, post as you please, but don't bump endlessly.O will try to make a thread at the begining of each month to share progress about the projects and give a place to talk about this game.Check anchor post for resources related to BFED.
>>41128163most likely, think pokehidden could make a surprise appearance like tiarawhy in that one thread?
>>41128201I see Tiarawhy constantly. But Pokehidden doesn't lurk at all, that one time when he visited because his friend told about our threads.
>>41128241meh then yeah don’t really see this thread progressing without…….well progress towards something.
>>41128250Well, just give a hand then.Check the translation maybe if you know an other language.Or map the original game to help the recreation projects.Idk, there is work to do.
Silly mare edition.Previous thread: >>41052303Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41128812Inshallah
I would a centrist mare.
>>41128427This is good. Not the "nohooves is shit, therefore hooves good" even though it's true shit, either. Objectively good. Equestrians wildly overestimating just how wild the Earthen biosphere is and suddenly having trouble opens up a lane for a more equal footing for humans and ponies rather than a bunch of mary sues showing up and going "lol you're all our property now". There's room for conflict, drama, character growth, and so on.In other words, there's room for a story, something the other prompt doesn't actually have (which is why not a single one of those humanized ponies prompts ever went everywhere).In other words, good work. Just dropping some encouragement instead of reading and not even leaving a (You) like I sometimes do. Trying to be better about that.>>41128175>Every human immediately feels inadequate in every way (dick size included) when they see earth "ponies">Humanearthmares BTFO'd
>>41128863Centrism for the fucking win, fuck the leftrightoids.
>>41128867>Dick size included Hey, most mares are just happy to see a dick
Rainbowshine deserves to… NOT have her mane brushed!!!!
>>41128157Because it’s naturally soft and silky!
>>41128157Why not?
wtf brush the pony you monster
The mare lies on the ground, crying, her mane made a tangled muddied mess by the wind and the snow and the sleet and the rain, she’s running her hooves against her coat, she’s desperately trying to smooth it out but it’s not working, she can’t smooth it out, not without your help, anon, why is that? why aren’t you helping?
>>41128515I only have a horse hair brush. What will the ponies do when they find out what my brush is made from!?
This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion.Previous thread:>>40961895Topics discussed:>new thread new glimmies>If EQG had continued, do you wish it would've introduced human Starlight? >>40967233>both had p>For your wedding with Glimmy, who do you choose to be your best mare/stallion? >>40978289>Has Starlight's mom ever been mentioned ever, in anything? >>40989517>How old is glim in your headcanon when you fantasize about her? >>40998167>enjoying glim's cutie mark (a lot)>a theoretical different arc for glim >>41002550>Its GLIMMY! >>41004037>From 1 to 10, how much do you like Glimmy >>41006873Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41127545……I don’t want to be at the end of glimmys laser.
>>41127545Nah, I'd lose. >>41125405
glump
>>41118891Would you be okay with her being the dominant one in the relationship?
>>41128547Not him but I'd expect her to be.
Which mare is most likely to have their hymen in tact?
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>>41128850>vinyllol. lmao.
>>41128879I think the implication is supposed to be that she's lesbian. But then again he said Rarity and Fluttershy but none of the others and Celestia but not Luna so maybe he's just retarded.
>>41128886And even if she were a lesbian, that hardly means her hypothetical hymen would be intact.
>>41128890>implying tavi wouldn't ram her bow into that hole
Gay ponies need their spankings too. Whether it's steamy lesbian horse-on-horse action, the firm discipline of a two-dad household, or even a transmasc spankee finding that testosterone does NOT give him a hardier heinie, all are welcome. And straight stuff too, about 99% of what we have is straight but we've never done an LGBTQ theme. Fun fact: many of our writefags are queer!Featured stories:For Educational Purposes by Zad https://ponepaste.org/6630Gay Dads Short by Pan https://ponepaste.org/6968Notable posts:Favorite stories >>41006803Spanking for food >>41012586 Positioning >>41019820A prank >>41026734Pic editing advice >>41037777Pip's close call >>41054259Please let me know if anything important was missed and be sure to talk about these as new content deserves recognition. They can be hard to make.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
If I were a teen about to be spanked I would "come out" as gay or trans in a last ditch effort to avoid fundament flambé.>Mom, I'm gay.>That's nice, dear. Now what does this have to do with you being over my lap? I'll support you no matter what... and spank you when you step out of line no matter who you love.
>>41128433That is not the greatest strategy, but good thing momma is so supportive!
>>41128433Even in your fantasies, you're ineffectual, unpleasant, and obsessed.
>>41128784K boomer go picket a Pride rally
>>41128878Do boomers even know what 4chan is?
Triple trouble EditionLast drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41062929/Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/
>>41125650Damn what a fucking cool trailer, how the hell does Bethasda keep dropping the ball with trailers like that?
>>41128171kek, sometimes I forgot that EQG style make the characters 75% legs
>>41128171>>41128174>>41128418to be fair, they're nice legs
unofficial thread I guess, but it's been almost a month since the last one died and almost two weeks since OP said he'd make a new one. Con is less than two months away and I (and probably others too) need to start planning stuff and talking to people about things. Copypasta below>What is /mlp/ con?Together we're going to organize an online convention by and for /mlp/It will focus on: 1) the show, 2) /mlp/, and 3) the fandomCheck out some of our events from 2023 that are linked from this site: https://mlpcon.online/schedule.html>When is it?June 28-30 2024>How will the con be held?Special events in this thread or othersLive streams on YouTube, Picarto, or private streaming platforms, broadcast via CyTubePre-recorded videos made for the con viewed on CyTubeDuring the con, most activity and interaction will occur on the con thread and/or CyTubeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41126408
I've been thinking about it, screw it, I'm gonna do a second panel.
>>41127493
>>41128007>a second panel has hit /mlp/con
>>41128007do another mare panelI like mareswhat's your idea?
(formerly known as /tempo/, or T:EM/P/O)A conglomerate of content creators since we couldn't keep our own threads up alone. If you're working on something, be it musicfagging, writefagging, drawfagging, poetfagging, craftfagging, or game-devfagging come by and post for some feedback or give some of your own. If you want to start content creating why not start today?This thread is intended for ALL SKILL LEVELS, from complete beginner to seasoned expert. Don't get intimidated. We're all just hobbyists here to have fun and help each other make more pony stuff.Active Community Projects:Antithology 4.0 >>41112718 (Deadline June 14th)/mlp/ con 2024 >>41082707 (June 28-30)Resource Bin:https://ponepaste.org/9401 (needs updated, bug me about this later)Tempo Music Archive:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GrDEeCc9B7mAkQWAx_eoRdw4bF_W-5bsaAm4otvjfWE/edit?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>41125914Nice work, definitely much more cleaner than the old one
>>41119740Dashfags are the most creativefags
Bump
>>41128544
Last thread, >>40745367IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiEActive list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERXMaster list: http://pastebin.com/xGf9RcL9 Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7gStories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY>rope's HD remastered thread archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0>If a pastebin link is broken you can copy the string at the end of the url of a poneb.in link so pastebin.com/mVG33ERX becomes https://poneb.in/mVG33ERX>PiE Corner>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy PiE image archives: http://derpy.me/PiE_PicturesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>41126558420 praise it faggot
>>41126558>>41127485\[T]/
>>41121206I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the Badlands and beyond to the new colonies in the Mysterious South, fighting Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Most recently you were hired by the Equestrian Rehoming Project, an organization responsible for managing and encouraging immigration to Equestria’s new colonies>Your job is to escort and protect one of the Project’s heads, her entourage, and a large number of settlers, fifty ponies in all, all the way from the city of Appleloosa to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>The job has been rougher than normal but the excitement reached a crescendo just a few days ago when Diamond Dogs trapped your group within a canyon, leading you to take shelter in a newly excavated ancient Dog temple>After a costly battle in the temple you were forced to take a metaphorical leap of faith, leading you and your remaining clients to find yourselves trapped in an underground Diamond Dog city>Now you and your team of caravan guards must find a way to escape the city with as many settlers you canLast session ended with you speaking to Drift, an earth pony slave about ways to escape the Dog city, as well as details surrounding the upcoming slave auction.(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128651Shit. How far away are we from where we cast alarm? If we can get there quick we definitely should, that secret room might definitely be the smuggler's doing.
>>41128676>You quickly calculate how long it will take to reach where you placed the alarm and come to the conclusion that it’ll take over an hour sneaking through the catacombs to reach but a sprinting pony could reach it in a little over twenty minutes>”Everything alright?” Downbursts asks>Though it’s completely unintentional you must be making some kind of facial expression to tip off the stallion that something was going on“There’s something going on back where I placed the alarm. Probably smugglers if I had to guess.”>”We should both go there then, right? Or should only one of us go while the other stays here?”[Input Needed]
>>41128711Splitting up isn't a good idea when we're already outnumbered.Honestly staking out that place would've been a better plan to begin with, oh well. Let's both get there, go fast but use basic earth sight occasionally to see any guards ahead.
>>41128728“We go together and move fast. I’ll use my Earth Sight a few times as we go to make sure we don’t run into any Dogs.”>Downburst nods and you take the lead as you sprint down the tunnels, every half mile or so casting basic Earth Sight to spot any Dogs around you>About halfway to your destination you detect the same small Dog you assume is Bean up ahead and motion for Downburst to stop>The Dog is on the very outside edge of your vision and walking towards you slowly>There’s a small hallway nearby that you can hide in, otherwise you could either somehow deal with the Dog or even just run past him[Input Needed]
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41128834Lets try hiding again, dunno if we need a stealth roll but ima do it just in case.
Best thing/pony in G5 MYM however she is deeply flawed (like everything in G5)
I like her song and that scene where she tries to paint her hooves
Misty is the best thing in G5 now MYM
>>41128135>s2 of tyt doesn't even have a Zipp focused episode yet but we've gotten multiple Misty ones>>ZippThe who now?I told you the rest of the ponies blend into one phone addicted ponies. Also whoever was retarded enough to name a pony ZIT (I'm sorry zipp) needs to be fired what where the rejected names?Puss?Tumor?
>>41127407Autistic is a personality trait
>>41128135>feels like she was made by a committeesubjective>either having episodes revolve around her or fading into the backgroundthis can apply to literally any character>she doesn't vibe or interact well with the rest of the m5subjective>Takes Hitch's schtick about being kind with her "heart" elementthe forced "elements of harmony" bullshit is such a minor thing to say she feels intrusive as a character. but it's obvious from the show that "heart" means emotional intelligence that you dont necessarily need to be kind. so really you just expose your autistic lack of insight into social nuances here>whole-ass plot about being a speshul chosen one chosen to learn magic, she's like a malignant plot tumor that has outstayed her character arcMakes sense to me. Izzy is the comic relief unicorn, and it's more satisfying for Misty since 99% of her life has been slavery.>She sounds really whinyNot any more often than Pipp or Zipp>everyone has to bend over to accommodate her and make her happyThey choose to and enjoy doing so, ackshually. Sounds like someone's never had anyone care about him LOLComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128681Socially awkward, emotionally distant, obsessive, reclusive, easily annoyed, logic-oriented are personality traits. Autism is a mental disorder.
>>41127177Why is she the only pony with nigger jew hair?
Previous Thread: >>40804894Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.Vinyl Pastebin Collection-http://pastebin.com/u/Two_EchoA collection of Vinyl stories-https://ponepaste.org/user/TiredAsShitIndividual Vinyl Greens-Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xEFuck You (Anon x Vinyl)https://ponepaste.org/8191Vinyl gets a ride from AnonComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41126334Agreed, she looks naked without her wubdong.It goes hand in hand with her wooba.A big titted fat cocked DJ wife is all I want in life.
Emergency wub
*Omf nomf*
>sourdough>no pasta>no sweet potato>no lasagna sheets wtf is rainbow dash supposed to do with this
