Post plones, discuss plones, love plones, forfeit all mortal possessions to plones, don't slap plone bellies.Exploitable Droner editionOld Plone stories:http://poneb.in/u/dontgooglecrotchtitshttp://poneb.in/u/AntikytheraPasteshttp://poneb.in/u/JakieChanTulpahttp://poneb.in/u/Not-Immortalhttp://poneb.in/u/EarfulofNapalmhttp://poneb.in/u/Fizzles_Anonhttp://poneb.in/u/HeliAnonhttp://poneb.in/u/Maintenance-Brohttp://poneb.in/u/AirArkhttp://poneb.in/u/Unfortunate_RookieComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41127986So cool
>>41126402WHOOP WHOOP
>>41106729>https://aviationhumor.net/pilots-vs-maintenance-engineers/
>>41115843Should be a T-38 or T-7A.
>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the Badlands and beyond to the new colonies in the Mysterious South, fighting Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Most recently you were hired by the Equestrian Rehoming Project, an organization responsible for managing and encouraging immigration to Equestria’s new colonies>Your job is to escort and protect one of the Project’s heads, her entourage, and a large number of settlers, fifty ponies in all, all the way from the city of Appleloosa to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>The job has been rougher than normal but the excitement reached a crescendo just a few days ago when Diamond Dogs trapped your group within a canyon, leading you to take shelter in a newly excavated ancient Dog temple>After a costly battle in the temple you were forced to take a metaphorical leap of faith, leading you and your remaining clients to find yourselves trapped in an underground Diamond Dog city>Now you and your team of caravan guards must find a way to escape the city with as many settlers you canLast session ended with you speaking to Drift, an earth pony slave about ways to escape the Dog city, as well as details surrounding the upcoming slave auction.(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41126953Okay Downburst I have a status report for you we have a dog in robe reading a book above us he has a guard with him sleeping in a chair, 3 more outside in house across from here but two of them are sleeping while the third is keeping watch, and finally on a rooftop building near by from temple are a couple of guards with rifles but they're asleep as well so looks like we'll have an easier time to get inside the temple without too much difficulty we just need to be stealthly and quiet. We need to search that building from top to bottom of we're going to find the missing crate there or at least figure out where the meeting will take place inside the temple.
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>>41127102“Okay, Downburst, I have a status report for you. We have a dog in a robe reading a book above us. He has a guard with him sleeping in a chair and three more outside in a house across from here but two of them are sleeping while the third is keeping watch. Finally, on a rooftop building near the temple are a couple of guards with rifles but they're asleep as well so it looks like we'll have an easy time getting inside the temple. We just need to be stealthly and quiet. We need to search that building from top to bottom of we're going to find the missing crate there or at least figure out where the meeting will take place inside the temple.”>Downburst nods and readies his spear and moves to the stairs>”So, are we going to try knocking out the Dog and his guard upstairs, wait for them to leave, or are we going to try some kind of diplomatic approach?”[Input Needed]
>>41128240Who knows maybe they're in on the smuggling ring as well for now we should wait for them to leave see what develops next, but if they are not gone within one hour we move in and knock them out.
>>41128299“For now we should wait for them to leave and see what develops next. Who knows? Maybe they're in on the smuggling ring as well. We’ll just have to be patient but if they are not gone within one hour we move in and knock them out.”>Downburst nods and steps back from the stairs, finding a corner of the room from which he could ambush anyone who comes down the steps>Time drags as you wait for anything to happen>You keep your Earth Sight up to watch the Dogs, who all remain in their positions more or less>Downburst has to fight back a yawn a couple times as you wait as well but he reassures you that he has enough energy for the rest of the mission>As you wait in silence you are suddenly surprised by a ringing in your ears>You whip your head around looking for the source of the noise only to realize that it’s your alarm spell going off>Thankfully only you can hear the alarm[Input Needed]
There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare."mare's existential dread" editionOld thread: >>40963936Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128288if nothing else, there should be a crystal prosthesis to use as a focus.And who knows, the zebra tooth growing potion might have similar concoctions for bones of the forehead.
>>41128297If it were simple, it would have probably already been done.She probably has serious brain damage, that will need to be addressed if she's going to truly healed. The damage done seems to have shifted her personality.It's why her version in EqG shouldn't have missing hands, she should have a metal plate in her head and a personality disorder.
>>41128309her serious brain damage was not wanting friends and being unable to focus her magic properly. It's basically nerve damage and fixing the horn would be like growing a shitload of nerves to replace a dead clusterwhich means her horn would be super-sensitive for a while, both for channeling magic and for it being touched.
>>41125849
>>41095684Usual time post. Just as the last few chapters, I'm still working on this one, just not in the pace that I'd like to maintain.>>41116937Sorry for the late response. I didn't quite find the proper time to write earlier.>At this point, they are too old for that in my opinion.Fair point. Their age could indeed be a concern for some. Though I reckon they could claim to mostly travel in groups with others to minimise the risks or some such thing. It's not like the average pony would doubt their words and check whether this is actually the case or not.>more stubborn than to really take into account what they saidSure, he might have underestimated the effect to a degree, though I don't think that he'd outright ignore the warning in its entirety. Like, he heard the warnings and prepared himself, for example, for a 2/10 as far as inconvenient moments go, yet he faced a 5/10 experience instead. Not nice, and certainly enough for second thoughts, but still bearable for the most part.>What about the shuttles? Or the underground transporters. Or the mothership circling the planet.Celestia can't sense them directly and discern what they are, but she indirectly does know that they are there in some fashion. After all, she once has taken control of a capital ship weapon system and used it actively to stave off a group of dragons, so she has far more agency than most. But just like all the other ponies, the best she can do is to perceive these things as a part of an elaborate school of magic which is far beyond the knowledge of most, and she would consider the occasional readings of a shuttle or any other unit as a fleeting whim of, for the lack of a better term, "background magic". Something which is around them, somewhere, somehow, but which she can't put into a more tangible form. Even her giving the order to fire the turrets would be interpreted by her as having performed a magic incantation ritual of some kind.>which would not be strong magic imhoYeah, it is far less potent. But it would still be advisable for them to keep a low profile and avoid a direct confrontation with Celestia or some of her more magically inclined companions like Ink. That wouldn't be much of a challenge for the two, considering their profound intel, but it would still be an effort which isn't strictly necessary.
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:https://ponepaste.org/9985 - Go Ask Littlepip When She's Two And A Half Feet Tall by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10012 - A Ticket To The Circus by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9707 - Anu by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/7247 - The Pon-E Rewrites: Purple Black Gray by Alycorn>>40293205 - Beach Walkhttps://ponepaste.org/9446 - Interstate by Ceiling Necromancerhttps://ponepaste.org/9521 - Nemetona by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/9720 - Pink In The Club by AtomicGlow - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9600 - War Story by OrwellRedenbacher - Complete!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41120536Not too many people go into the moral implications of the memories changing out from under them, and that was very well composed. Nicely done again, Meslam!
Cloud Cuddling EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>41023222Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128015gonna get her booty
>>41126744>im not autistic eitherwell then I've got news for u buster...
For the Forgotten 6 Cutest girls from Equestria Girls movies, specials and more! Back from the dead edition!Previous Thread: >>37264944Greens:Death Note: Invisiblehttps://ponepaste.org/5056Slave Equestria Girls (Mostly Sunset and Anon but Wallflower is there kinda)https://ponepaste.org/5323Special Needs (WIP)https://ponepaste.org/5324Deceptive Dangerhttps://pastebin.com/0dkPDpZ9
>>41128580Fuck, well that minor mistake should be fixed now. something I know I've personally noticed is that I don't know how write dialogue. I have no idea how people actually talk
>>41128602i use thishttps://ponepaste.org/1276
>>41128605neat, This will help. Maybe my multiple>to show people talking is kinda shit. I saw it once and just continued with it since it was easier then writing their name every line
>>41128639my wife
Triple trouble EditionLast drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41062929/Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/
>>41125650Damn what a fucking cool trailer, how the hell does Bethasda keep dropping the ball with trailers like that?
>>41128171kek, sometimes I forgot that EQG style make the characters 75% legs
>>41128171>>41128174>>41128418to be fair, they're nice legs
>"Hmm, oh, hello there Anonymous.">"I was just trying my old gold chestplate, it barely got past the rear, and it feels so tight despite being the largest pony size...">"Ooo, I never showed it off to a human. What do you think of it?"
>>41128303
>>41128334>A battleaxeThat's a weapon I'd rather associate as being used by Luna. Direct and perhaps a bit blunt at times too. It lacks Celestia's finesse, if you catch my drift. Cadence using a bow makes total sense though, leaning into the Amor mythology and such.
>>41119741How the fuck is it possible to have an AI this good? The only mistakes I see are the weird engravings on the armor and the non-symmetrical shoes but other than that it's perfect, the cutie mark has no mistakes which is what most AI struggle with.
>>41128578The original poster could have fixed it up, or it could really be an infinite monkeys on keyboards situation (good by a 1 in 1000000 chance).
>>41128584Can very well be the latter, AI (properly used) has gotten much better than you think. From my gens, maybe 1/10 look decent with small errors that need to be fixed and 1/100 look great even without manual fixing.
Maud is the bustiest of Pie sisters
>>41126242The girls are easy to love
>>41117797Why does she look so good as a tittymonster? Some characters don't look right, even if you like giant tits, but it just works for Maud.
>>41127421GOOOD GOD!
>>41127799the dress?
The background characters were cute
>>41125614Edits?
>>41127294
>>41127821Cute
>>41127821Aww, I miss her nerd look tho
Why did they make her so sexy?!
>>41127445UNF
>>41127445she sends this to you, wdyd?
>>41128408Whitelist her on my Minecraft server (sorry I dont actually have one, I know someone will see this and want to play)
>>41128408Ask how she got my #, and then ask if she sent it to the right guy, then jerk off
Fluttershy weighs in on a hotly debated topic.
>>41127851WOAH
>>41127851I miss Doxy's Fluttershy
>>41128442the comics were pretty good
The returnGet the game here:>https://sukebei.nyaa.si/view/3831846>https://dl.betterrepack.com/public/Horse Women Central EQG Koikatsu Pack:>https://mega.nz/folder/FA1ThAyY#1m17inIo6deiwuokDfH4LwTheir discord for additional cards:>https://discord.com/invite/sWktpYSCards posted in previous threads:>https://mega.nz/folder/VDU0HTgT#uBQe2c6zfwAWBZgG0qqOlwResources:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41127126>>41125899nice to know
>Imagine that somewhere in Equestria, there are a group of stallions who are fans of human girls and decide to make a "fair themed" con focused on girls...I guess it's time for a "Girl Fair"
>>41128089underrated girl
>>41128089cutie deserves kisses and to star in our secret "special" amateur video
Cool Glasses editionPrevious thread: >>41006507Thread links:Voice archivehttps://drive.google.com/open?id=1DZ-l58cvcfnzU6NeOwzBFTRZBTzylE3GGreenshttps://pastebin.com/4EdcwVeNhttps://pastebin.com/1wd0YfDmhttps://pastebin.com/6jZyENuMhttps://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:Flabrushttps://pastebin.com/u/docmajor119https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:RahzmaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
when a city slicker says something so metropolitan you gotta hit them with the country stare
>>41127342lmao
>>41111464What do you mean?
Truly the element of honesty.
Spunky Sporty Fillies Editionprevious immature horse: >>40985348
>>41127608The gleeful way she says it...
>>41127681she understands it's a synonym for 'man'
>>41127608I wonder if DT know what that mean
>>41128415She doesn’t, but it brings her, and every other filly, great elation when they say it.
>>41128415She does 100% she says it in a teasing manner. Shes a true brat…