Silly mare edition.Previous thread: >>41052303Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41128427>Be Spitfire>It's a wonder these dumb monkeys are still around.>The colts, or whatever in Celestia's name you call them, have ZERO survival instincts.>None.>Not a one.>At least they know how to thank a mare hard at work. Even if it does taste like sugar in chemical soup.>Have none of them heard of the concept of lemonade? >Still, it's the thought that counts, you suppose. And you really don't want to deal with an upset colt right now.>You haven't seen a multivortex twister since storm camp. Especially not one with its own satellite tornadoes.
>>41128427>>41128867alright i'm awake and now that i've had time to sleep on it some points/conflicts i wanted to cover or mention>spitfire and anon overcoming language barrier>mares picking up human customs (lord help the first mare that messes with someone's cast iron) and vice versa>earth ponies having a field day (hue) growing CROPS around the mississippi river>leads to accidental parasprite infestation that threatens to go biblical>unicorns tearing their manes out over earth's seemingly illogical magic (may or may not be merlin's fault)>pegasi struggling to adapt to how wild earth's weather is compared to equestria, forcing them to grow strong and resourceful>culminates in the first cloud city and weather factory of earth being built>humanity coping with the growing pains of shifting from 'survival of the fittest' to 'friendship is magic' (and the obvious gender role reversal)>>41129024lol i'll be honest whenever there's a tornado warning in the area i don't give a fuck and just keep playing vidya. if it's my time to go then me being in the basement won't matter. that twister in the vid though? never seen that before and was awesome to watch
>>41129035Desensitization. Too many false alarms from radar indicated warnings that observed or radar confirmed warnings don't seem dangerous.
>>41129044>implying i don't know /exactly/ how dangerous iowa's weather isit's all calculated risk, anon. i'd probably send spitfire into conniptions every time i hung out to watch her work with dangerous weather though and would start taking shelter just for her ease of mind.>>41129035>>pegasi struggling to adapt to how wild earth's weather is compared to equestria, forcing them to grow strong and resourceful>>mares picking up human customs (lord help the first mare that messes with someone's cast iron) and vice versaooh, now that i think about it this might result in weathermares modeling themselves after human first responders like firefighters, EMTs, and search & rescue. would probably be a nightmare integrating that into existing first responder stuff though, especially an all pony thing trying to mesh with traditionally all human responders
>>41128245>I want to make this thread about no hooves so hardAnon, the RGRE thread has had nohooves greentext posted here for years. Nobody cares but you. Get over it already.
This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion.Previous thread:>>40961895Topics discussed:>new thread new glimmies>If EQG had continued, do you wish it would've introduced human Starlight? >>40967233>both had p>For your wedding with Glimmy, who do you choose to be your best mare/stallion? >>40978289>Has Starlight's mom ever been mentioned ever, in anything? >>40989517>How old is glim in your headcanon when you fantasize about her? >>40998167>enjoying glim's cutie mark (a lot)>a theoretical different arc for glim >>41002550>Its GLIMMY! >>41004037>From 1 to 10, how much do you like Glimmy >>41006873Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41127545Nah, I'd lose. >>41125405
glump
>>41118891Would you be okay with her being the dominant one in the relationship?
>>41128547Not him but I'd expect her to be.
What's the closest bond you've ever formed with someone on this board?
>>41128358Do you have to wear diapers yet?
>>41128124>>41127286literally how does this happen?
>>41128922Finding a female on /mlp/ is a trivial matter.They just always happen to live ten states away from me to pursue.
>>41127168I say nice things about other people's art and stories.That's about it.
>>41127168I doubt any of them are here anymore, or remember it if they are, but a bunch of anons made a pact to stay on the ride til the very end. It's just a silly thing, but it felt pretty momentous at the time.
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:https://ponepaste.org/9985 - Go Ask Littlepip When She's Two And A Half Feet Tall by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10012 - A Ticket To The Circus by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9707 - Anu by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/7247 - The Pon-E Rewrites: Purple Black Gray by Alycorn>>40293205 - Beach Walkhttps://ponepaste.org/9446 - Interstate by Ceiling Necromancerhttps://ponepaste.org/9521 - Nemetona by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/9720 - Pink In The Club by AtomicGlow - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9600 - War Story by OrwellRedenbacher - Complete!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41120536Not too many people go into the moral implications of the memories changing out from under them, and that was very well composed. Nicely done again, Meslam!
>>41102883Become President in November 2024 and initiate nuclear armageddon.
>>41103325>I shouldn’t have a tail, hooves, a snout…Should replace that with the YWNBAM monologue.
>>41126785but the women and children too
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 11 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41127600There probably won’t be much for her
>8
>>41128220Quick bump
>>41124566That’s what her pants are there to protect her from clearly
>>41128974With her pants of lemon resistence equipped, her primary weapon is sealed off.
Previous Thread: >>41084169Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)https://ponepaste.org/3518 (Various)https://ponepaste.org/7826 (Fluttershy)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128458cute
>>41127233>>41127233Nice Im loving it, It have two of my favorite girls: Wallflower and Harshwhinny but I cant say no to Moondancer and Marble. Keep going anon, this story look really promising
>>41123008We're ready for the next update, Grey!
>>41128458Damn that’s adorable
Last time on The Good Necromancer:>You get to reunite with Hannu before messing with the Fjadurhnifur a bit, seeing and getting to hear different visions from it.>You all chat for a while over dinner before you retire for the night with Hannu and Dawyn. Waking up in the morning, you chat with Armas a bit and then with Hannu and Dawyn, the three of you getting cleaned up.>You talk with Armas again about him getting to experience Radonitsa. Giving him some extra Necrotic magic you give him a Deer form and the name Iiro to hide his identity for now.You can also catch up here: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40758171/#40758171>Lore Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/M0kTrrNc>Inventory Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/aKksRQdc>Spell Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LuG8YptA>Information Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/egCQWBJA>Crafting Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/5cZEf2bhComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Stopping for the night.Have a good night or day!
>>41125938Night, Pluto!
Boop
>>41128495
Sleep bump
Previous thread: >>41123988>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128941i loaf her
>>41128916I browse the /mlp/ regularly. I don't really go to the other boards much unless I wanted to search for a certain topic, but even then I'd just use desu for that.
>>41128308This is literally SO CUTE, thank you so much anon <3 <3!!!!
>>41128941cute!ms paint has anti aliasing now?!
>>41128916I've used boards for more years, than I'd like to admit. I'm sticking to it only because of ponies and this community now.
Cool Glasses editionPrevious thread: >>41006507Thread links:Voice archivehttps://drive.google.com/open?id=1DZ-l58cvcfnzU6NeOwzBFTRZBTzylE3GGreenshttps://pastebin.com/4EdcwVeNhttps://pastebin.com/1wd0YfDmhttps://pastebin.com/6jZyENuMhttps://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:Flabrushttps://pastebin.com/u/docmajor119https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:RahzmaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Truly the element of honesty.
Morning bump.
>>41128452Cute socks
smug aj is too hot
>>41128808Is she getting high off that apple?
Welcome friends, ITT:We make and share pony art, with absolutely no pressure to deliver anything that's technically good (besides having ponies in it, which makes it good by default)Make something, share what you've done, and give feedback and motivation to help us all keep improving and creating!This thread's focus is art, but beginner or low effort content of any kind is welcome here. If you do want to post about something else like music, gamedev, or crafts, though, just note that you may find better help and feedback posting it in the /create/ threadAre you an experienced artist? Leave some tips, feedback, guides, or tutorials, they're well appreciated here!Guides, tutorials and resources! Start here!https://mares.horse/balehttps://ponepaste.org/8268Draw with other /bale/ anons!https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZGComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Bit O' Mercmare>>41125479sneezy amre>>41126226Starshine, Twinkle Trot, Bright Eyes, Comet Trail, Cosmic Carnation, KonpeitoCute starry-eyed pone. I'm a sucker for black/dark gray mares.
Is it true the mares in /bale/ are free, and you can take them home?
>>41128727I will literally mail you a sticky note mare if you want
auugghhh
>>41129041Cute maud
What made S1 and S2 so special? What went wrong after S2?
>>41127667if you think S2 is comparable to S1 you don't understand why S1 was special
>>41127723This is correct. Faust and her autist fans would have run the show into the ground if she stayed on by S3. She only wrote 2 or 3 episodes anyway, she didn't contribute to the longevity of the show.
>>41128506Not you again. Literally only YOU think this.
>>41129012False.
>>41127667My queen...Ok but seriously? She had a vision for success, making the mane 6 young adults and focusing on adventures was on the main reasons the show was succesfulhttps://imgur.com/a/mlp-bible-ecZPp>>41128506>>41129031tldr? Why do you think S2 is worse than S1?
Saddle up anon, time to get buckin wild anons, post your favorite pictures story's, and fan contest about the best and leader of the cutie mark crusaders. Uncle Anons Christmas: https://ponepaste.org/7761CMC, Caped Crusaders of Ponyville:https://ponepaste.org/7757Blooming love:https://ponepaste.org/9647story of the blanks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYQCPBpnSTM&pp=ygUUYXBwbGUgYmxvb20gZmFuIGdhbWU%3D
>>41126400Cute
>>41126400and
>>41126400Breedable
>>41126400I agree with the others, but man is this outfit beautiful, it's like a galaxy
Little apple horse!
Previous Thread: >>40987791Post pics and love Sunset.Sunset Sunday Ponepaste - https://ponepaste.org/3956GreentextSavant’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGreyBG9's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/BG9_RebornGritsaw’s Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/u/GritsawZharkaer's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/ZharkaerTstar231's Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/u/Tstar231HolytntDiver's Pastebin https://pastebin.com/u/HolytntDiverHoly's Ponepaste https://ponepaste.org/user/HolySunset GreentextsSunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX - https://ponepaste.org/3957Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124264silly pone
>>41119873>You are currently at a restaurant on some non-specific Friday night, sitting across the table from the most beautiful woman in Canterlot.>The two of you joined a local jogging club at about the same time and really hit it off.>Funny enough, you were both shocked at how energetic the other was. You always took good care of yourself and stayed active, whereas Sunset just seemed to have the infinite energy of a woman half her age.>That said, she had the wisdom and wit of a woman twice her age as well.>You got to know her well enough through idle chatter, and then casual conversation, and then dedicated hanging out.>Finally, you'd worked up the nerve to ask her out, and here you are."So Sunset," you say, glancing over the menu. "What's your major?">"My major?""Yeah, you know. You're going back to school, right? You said you had some big projects coming up for the end of your semester. I think that's really great, by the way. Not a lot of people go back to school, especially by our age. Taking the time to better yourself is...well, it's just like you, I guess.">"Oh no, I don't have a major.""Oh, so...undeclared? Where are you leaning, then?">Sunset shakes her head and smiles at you like you've made some silly joke.>What's funny?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128120This got a good laugh out of me, hopefully you can post some more soon anon!
>>41127453Damn Sunny is rocking the Valencia fit
You are a real MLP fan, right? Does the door on Twilight's Golden Oak Library open inwards or outwards?
outwards
it always opens towards spike, especially when on a direct collision course with him
>>41129002inwards
>>41129020spikewards, yes
>>41129002outwards
No EQG allowed
>>41126327KAWAII
>>41125679Extra large UNF
>>41127949M O G G E D
