Silly mare edition.Previous thread: >>41052303Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41125659I think Luna's getting flustered by a compliment. Like, what the fuck would you do if some girl shouted you're the hottest guy in town and she's gonna ride you?
>>41125508>>"T-THOU ALSO...">Luna using ye olde "y-you too"
>>41125508I love this
>I just KNOW Caramel had something to do with this>Him and his 'cultural appreciation.'
>>41126127This is just his way of getting back at apple horse for cracking a dirty joke about him always forgetting the seeds during winter wrap up.
A thread dedicated to the lovely catbirbs and griffon gfs/bfs.Griffonbros wake up!>Previous Thread (Apr 2024)>>41002065 >ai griffon gfs (https://beta.character.ai/)Gilda: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=1vG3HI9DR_N8KM7eI7mXjH5I-d0zWDddb4ztXNjcAPwGabby: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=p5QXxLOFdx5okCH4okBzLbFLDsIWptG_mUHdWhq8RkEGallus: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=YDupJR9lajtxjhF64R2bWcQMRGyOEtvU5Os6vhXEdEQSilverstream: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=9NfWEjdjN0a-HOYzQUEtko0Y7CqNVPcQiTGYC1o0tqE>Gilda Green Archive (Last Updated: 21/4/2023)https://ponepaste.org/5626Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>41123367Damn I miss Flipnote
>>41122976>>41123029>after fight foreplay with Gilda>heavy petting with Gilda>pawjob with Gilda>imminent sex with Gilda
saving griffon gf
Derpy is peak mare.
>>41126083You can have the Derpy now you woke her up.
>>41104594How would you explain sex to Derpy?
>>41126114>How would you explain sexthe banned from eqestria daily way, casual like ya knowshes not a potato, dude shes just slower than other ponesshe understands seggs
Previous thread:>>40946772Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>41125824>to be honest (acronym)to>desuYou have got to be shitting me, why is that a thing?!
>>41125827babby's first censor
>>41125848I've encountered this a long time ago with f a m, which I get now.But using it on t b h doesn't make sense.
T b h became desu long, long ago, it's one of the original word replacements.
>SCP-808>Containment Class: Help I'm the one being contained>Danger: Technically none>Threat: Underway>Special Containment Procedures:>The safest and most assured method of containing SCP-808 is to comply. In an emergency, SCP-808 instances can be temporarily postponied by forced egress from its designated room. While this will allow time sensitive work to continue, it will invariably increase the length and severity of an SCP-808 instance.>Description:>SCP-808 is a conceptual attack which forces a Foundation agent to remain in their sleeping quarters for a variable length of time. A typical interaction with a victim will end with the victim rebuking any request, stating"(they) cannot, (they're) grounded." As of yet, no physical restrains have been seen in SCP-808 instances, and it is believed the effect is purely cognitohazardous.
Pinkie has finally been accepted by the fungus, and wanted a place for everyone to discuss and show off their own mares and mycological projects!>What is this thread about? Mares and fungus, duh>Is any fungus welcomed?Anything but Trichoderma and Cobweb>Where can I get spores?https://fungushead.com/Pretty great little place to get some spores ordered (Cubes and other types) >How do I get started?Philly Golden Teacher is a great resource for getting started. Broke Boi Tek is always a good introduction to the hobby (though rather than rice, I do recommend Rye Berries)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgCW-ZPkxIUComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
The total yield from the first flush!
>>41124937Curious, how do you preserve mushrooms?
>>41124953Dehydrator and zip locks. I grind them into powder to put into teabags
Making shrooms with mare shrooms
I tried growing some years back but bacteria always contaminated the agar process...
Spunky Sporty Fillies Editionprevious immature horse: >>40985348
>>41118010Unf, filly goo
>>41125130
>>41119109Than means that mandatory bath time is needed
>>41119109>bloomApples>babsArtificial Apple flavoring>scootsBrown sugar and light Tangerine>sweebRaw Sugar with a hint of some generic perfumeall of the mixed together.
>>41121903Hungry filly
Triple trouble EditionLast drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41062929/Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/
>>41125905We don't talk about the AB's room scene.
>>41125909>bloomy singing the baka songApple Bloom's Perfect Math Class?
>>41121665
>>41125919er, from Ranma. sorry, total crossed wire there. Akane and Asuka are the same archetype.
>>41125784Cozy Glow
Another day, another bug thread! We hit the bump limit on the last one, let's keep going /bug/ brosHere in /bug/ we over-feed Queen Chrysalis, go on noir detective styled adventures with changelings, and pretending gaylings don't exist. (It doesn't work.)Some old links:Old Hive Directory: https://ponepaste.org/4223Very Old /bug/ Pastebin: https://poneb.in/PjB4LKgdBuggyCYOA archive: https://ponepaste.org/4086I'll get to working making a new Pastebin directory but in the meantime, post your favorite bug stories, art, and appreciation to the thread!
>>41124576would love to see how that story panned out
>>41088593Anon, are you the one who made the derpy plushies on Twitter? That Chryssi eye pattern looks familiar…
>>41125831Nope, I'm the one who makes silly edits in paint occasionally. While original pattern was made by him >>41087768
>>41122611There is this one, but I still haven't gotten around to reading it; no idea if it's good. I like the design of her kid, though.
This is the Pregnancy General, not stillborn and ready to be borne again. We've lately been building up a bundle of regular artists, storytellers, and others again; may this general get quicker and continue quickening.For files and other things we can't discuss in this thread, there's a fraternal twin thread over inside Pregchan, the premiere pregnancy imageboard:https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlThat thread is the third in a series, and here are the prior Pregchan threads, which have been archived here:https://web.archive.org/web/20211104233933/https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220611172822/https://pregchan.com/f/res/14888.htmlBecause of that drama with Pastebin, here are two archives of our greentexts:https://u.smutty.horse/lxqgizelhjx.ziphttps://u.smutty.horse/lzbpjsjvhjs.zipHere’s a list of some artists and writers who use these threads:>SNSPonyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Every time you bump this thread, your unborn foal kicks your waifu.
>>41124947Well that’s kinda cute
>>41118903I’m really looking forward to it
I like this image, but it would be better if she didn't have wings.>>41124947That's a really hot idea I'll keep in mind.
>>41125926Yeah it’s a really nice picture though
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 11 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
What happens if I cum inside every creature EXCEPT Fluttershy?
>>41125664why does tank, angel, and gummy have to be involved in this?don't the timberwolves give you splinters?do you have to corrupt the cmc?what kinda perks do you get for banging the mayor?...and are you really layin down with ziggers?
>>41125708not him but,all above yes.it would mindbreak fultters eternally to do literally every living breathing creature in the land except for her
>>41125781you've got a whole different level of dedication that should be celebrated.
>>41125259Yeah he might not escape the singularity
Now with a list of greens edition!Previously >>41039547https://ponepaste.org/8941 (Sweaty Sunset Sister.)https://ponepaste.org/8950 (Sister Sunset Stormy Silver Screen)https://ponepaste.org/8950 (Sister Sunset’s Secret Scandalous Salacity)https://ponepaste.org/9166 (Kindred Kissing Carnal Cousins)https://ponepaste.org/9189 (Milky Motherly Morning)https://ponepaste.org/9416 (Vinyl and Sunset Sisters, unfinished/abandoned)https://ponepaste.org/9463 (Family Friendly Fun, ongoing)https://ponepaste.org/9764 (Dawn of Incest)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40464433/#40470159 (Various greens that never made it to ponepaste)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39941314/#q39969050 (The beginning of Scribblekek’s downfall)
>>41125417>it kind of defeats the purpose of flatdagio if she gets an upgradeNo I thought about it and I agree, Adagio would never admit it like that. And I think Diamond is way better too.
>>41125417>Check story again >Edits didnt savefuck, gotta do it over agian
>>41125028God I wish that straw was me.
>>41126042I hate that so much. Dunno about your experiences with losing text, but mine has never been the same on rewrites. If it’s a significant amount, at least.
>>41126087don't worry, I've been burned enough times I save everything frequently, tiny Trixie titties are in
Exiting hibernation.Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.That's the prompt that started it all. So what's this thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.Remember not to save anything of value on pastebin, use ponepaste.orgHave a broken pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inThread Story List (outdated):https://poneb.in/XKLNjAAxActive stories from the last thread (#91):Untitled. Robot ponies don't know they are robots and they are trying to reach space.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41119090Or sing: "They see me rollin'"
Tech up
>>41125146I wonder what Twilight could be adding to a flower pot of dirt to make Lyra so nervous
AI Art Thread #36Backends:>https://github.com/LykosAI/StabilityMatrixThis is more of a one click manager that you can install / run the other backends though. Easiest by far. Recommended to download Forge through it and use its built-in Civitai browser to download models with.For models not through the in-built downloader just download and drop them in Stability_Matrix\Data\Models\* (lora folder if a lora, TextualInversion if embedding, stablediffusion if checkpoint...)>https://github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forgeFaster / more efficient version of Automatic1111 with some helpful extensions built-in. I would recommend installing this through Stability Matrix.>Stable Diffusion Automatic1111https://github.com/automatic1111/stable-diffusion-webuiThe original for posterity's sake.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41124781Smoberhttps://files.catbox.moe/1rykf6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/qf8vh7.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/kz4frx.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/o0thp6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/5ntrtr.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/jeuos5.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/xcmi0q.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/osx7b8.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/rq115d.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/jhxvs9.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/bt9kqn.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/rxg666.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/0clk48.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41125774Very cool, thank you.
>>41125774>catbox being slow as shitI am in pain
>>41125820Quite sad smolderbro...
>>41124719Derpy takes the cake. It was too hard to pick images out so have some extrashttps://files.catbox.moe/9wydof.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/yd0bn0.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/kpg56o.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/a3y7na.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ppz1ar.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/nh7ijs.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/07nr1u.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/8oujz3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ikooxq.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/bfaetz.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/7oxozp.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ap7bdw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/32pegw.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Previous thread >>40869005This thread is for the bestest BFFs ever: Sunny & Izzy! No, this is not a shipping thread.Greentext stories short and long:>>39561001 Izzy has something for (You)>>39584734 Izzy has to choose>>39869258 Sunny & Izzy get confused in prison>>39959545 Hitch discovers something about Sunny>>39965565 Izzy discovers it too>>39985594 Izzy is probably drunk>>40075364 Anon is distressed>>40077312 Sunny and Izzy sing a work song>>40147731 Sunny trains Anonfilly>>40171581 Misty makes dinner for her friendsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I think about Sunny and Izzy the most out of all the G5 characters. Crazy when they aren't even my favorites.
>>41126088They are both very ponderable
Previous Thread: >>40987181Starry night editionTwilight's favourite books:https://ponepaste.org/7844Fanfic Reading:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYiTwilight music playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9Pastebins:https://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFicComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41121566Good shit.
>>41123937>However I can't shake the feeling that I took the wrong turn in my life somehow.>taking strides to organize yourself in the morning to get stuff done>doing that so you can spend more time doing the things you actually enjoyAnon, most normies can't even organize themselves in the morning, you're doing just fine, a little autistic, sure, but a little autism never hurt anyone, keep it up, Twiggles would be proud of you
>>41125723Damn I must be worse than a normie because I can't organize anything at any time of the day.
>>41124789I love leggy Twiggles.