“An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity" -Terry A. Davis
more elephant enjoying
>>41128076Why does she like elephants?
>>41128304PRÖÖÖÖHHHH :DDDDDDDD
>>41128304https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Fn6aRPuGA
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>"Anon? Honey, please open the door!">"You haven't left your room in days! Was it something I did? I-I'm sorry!">"Please just say something! HELLO!?">"Please... Please just tell me you're alright...">"...">"I love you..."
Machiavellian Anonymous was probably the best green I've read lately. got a lump in my throat, wind knocked out of me when certain events happened, when anon had "one last loose end" to tie i wasn't expecting him to go about to the boutique and do (everything he did) I was fully expecting him to kill himself
>>41128215Everything about it is great except the end. He went out like a bitch. Feels forced just to have a le redemption death.
I mean, it wouldn't have happened to us because we would've been upfront about having a monogamous relationship and I feel like Twilight would've probably told me about it too. Anyway, if I can herd, I'd just bang Fluttershy, Celestia, and Luna, too.
>>41124780Where's the illness? Cropped images are fine to post, and whos to say he didn't just want to use the face as his reaction since it's a reaction inage? I could say you're I'll because you used a cropped pic of Twilight, but that's perfectly normal on this board.
>>41123487>be me>walk in>"Anon! Oh gosh, I thought you were in your room!">"No, I've spent the last week at Sugarcube Corner, fucking Pinkie Pie in the ass.">"Well you know, you could have called. I was worried sick!">"Yeah, sorry. That puffy pink butthole has hella milking power, there was no way I was getting to my phone until she was satisfied.">"All right, all right. Anyway, I'm glad you're safe. Dinner's in an hour."And then I go take a shower because I stink like drying sex fluids and Ponka's ass sweat.
Post pony memes
>>41127468Needs to be able to escape from all the >rape
>>41127491This has doubled my laughter.
>coom threads stay alive for weeks>meme threads die in less than 24 hoursI hate this shithole so fucking much.
Does anyone still remember the JoJo threads?
>>41127161>I'm imagining DIO giving Trixie some peanuts and randomly stabbing her with a stand arrow/spear while she's happily eating. It's fucking hilarious.I like how it has become a common image for most people.
>>41123589How will he shoot his stand now?
>>41127703He'd find a way.
Imagine if Stroheim got isekaid to Equestria after dying in Stalingrad.
Which mare is most likely to have their hymen in tact?
>>41128879I think the implication is supposed to be that she's lesbian. But then again he said Rarity and Fluttershy but none of the others and Celestia but not Luna so maybe he's just retarded.
>>41128886And even if she were a lesbian, that hardly means her hypothetical hymen would be intact.
>>41128890>implying tavi wouldn't ram her bow into that hole
>>41128850>no Woona, Coco, Marble, Lime, Nellie(kek) nor Derpwhat about the fillies?
>>41128745Rainbow Dash
Welcome friends, ITT:We make and share pony art, with absolutely no pressure to deliver anything that's technically good (besides having ponies in it, which makes it good by default)Make something, share what you've done, and give feedback and motivation to help us all keep improving and creating!This thread's focus is art, but beginner or low effort content of any kind is welcome here. If you do want to post about something else like music, gamedev, or crafts, though, just note that you may find better help and feedback posting it in the /create/ threadAre you an experienced artist? Leave some tips, feedback, guides, or tutorials, they're well appreciated here!Guides, tutorials and resources! Start here!https://mares.horse/balehttps://ponepaste.org/8268Draw with other /bale/ anons!https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZGComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128727Stuck at work, drew this mare with my finger. Please take her I'm trying to focus and she won't shut the fuck up
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>>41129110So cute!>>41129121Why da ponk is not helping?!?!?!?!?!
>>41129121"Long live the king"
>>41129121Is this a metaphor for trying to help someone in depression>>41129162My thoughts exactly
Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread:>>40975992
>>41127437Quick! Support them with your hands, Anon!
>>41128018UNF
>>41127437I wanna milk her
Post plones, discuss plones, love plones, forfeit all mortal possessions to plones, don't slap plone bellies.Exploitable Droner editionOld Plone stories:http://poneb.in/u/dontgooglecrotchtitshttp://poneb.in/u/AntikytheraPasteshttp://poneb.in/u/JakieChanTulpahttp://poneb.in/u/Not-Immortalhttp://poneb.in/u/EarfulofNapalmhttp://poneb.in/u/Fizzles_Anonhttp://poneb.in/u/HeliAnonhttp://poneb.in/u/Maintenance-Brohttp://poneb.in/u/AirArkhttp://poneb.in/u/Unfortunate_RookieComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41106729>https://aviationhumor.net/pilots-vs-maintenance-engineers/
>>41115843Should be a T-38 or T-7A.
>>41128649hehehe
I was always curious, are you guys aviation mechanics or engineers? Or do you guys work closely with any of the plone aircraft, like the fighters or bombers? Myself I work on the HH60 Pavehawk as a crew chief but I have access to the other aircraft on the flight line as well like F-35s F-22s and Drones. Or is this all just a fascination?
>>41129144Yes
Mudslide edition.Next weekend, who's going?
Here's everyone who is performing. Lots of names of last year but L-Train is new and definitely going to be a blast.>>41126709Gone to too many cons? Too bad, but we'll be there next year.
>>41127409They did well putting the trash acts last.
>>41126034Hope you're doing well if you're down there.>>41127492thrash acts
>>41127409It's an expensive year. Had to cut cons down to PCH and Marefair, and, as a euro, marefair isn't a cheap endeavour.
An ocean divides us but I’ll be there in spiritHave fun krautbros
We have to celebrate our differences!
ARIZOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAA editionPrevious thread: >>41050564/ourlobby/: Leaf (rip)Console release is here! (Nintendo Switch, Sony Playstation 4 and Playstation 5, Microsoft Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psdeHoARfYM========= Events =========None at this time========================>Steam page:http://store.steampowered.com/app/574980/Thems_Fightin_Herds/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128836love and hate are parallel conditions, alike in all ways except favorabilityTo think such intense dislike is only a mask for base sexual attraction shows you've never had a proper enemy.
>>41128815You're delusional.
>>41128836I always thought the guy on the left was talking when the guy on the right was talking and vice versa.They just looked like they'd sound like the other guy.I know better now tho.
>>41128771Paprika literally and canonically kisses girls.
>>41129146>Paprika is canonically a rapist and sexual abuser
I'd request one or two or more by Darkdoomer/Bestfilly/SS, if you have suggestions drop em in!https://x.com/bestfilly/status/1796690240964370498
>>41128844>...then I don't know where the guy lost me.Your entire message.
>>41128950Hm, it's okay, you don't get the whole story and it's no biggie.
>>41128825I think he’s doing it for attention.
>>41128147Now draw her and Mezeltov comforting each other as they are outcast as social pariahs.
>>41129147hey good idea!
Previous thread: >>40845538Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40845538/>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41125851There is no proof corrective rape is an effective form of teaching, but boy is it sure fun.
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Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Disappointing your beloved!ITT: Passing trophies around amongst doppelgangers, Fanfiction is magic!, Optimal snuff fic targets, Anon wants to become a snail, Even more horseword shelves, A quick grammar check, ChatMLP, Spamming dislikes at the behest of the hivemind, Streetlamps but inside, Some bitchin' eye surgery, Overflowing with conviction, Avoiding contentious topics, Masturbating after turning characters into snarky assholes, Marcel Proust magnificent prose, Aspiring for higher levels of delusion, Nautical adventures, /fimfic/ just needs to open its heart, AaWiE, How the hell do fic writers write?, Retards not understanding spoken words, The 120 Days of Sodom as required school reading, Lit class sucks wherever you go, Chadmoded philosphymaxxing teachers, Weird and unnecessary premises, How's the writing goin'?, Long description feedback, Prescribing death, And shitty opinions = honest facts!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe sixty-seventh book is 'Fluttershy, Royal Game Warden (?)':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/488784If (You) want to participate, read the entire story by the 2nd.On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128563If you read Asylum, it'll probably go a good, long way towards learning you to to not be asking silly questions like "Should I read [Incomplete fic]?"
>>41128262I feel like you're painting yourself into a corner by insisting that (1) C&L be the aggressors, going on a crusade against the rest of their tribe, and (2) all the other alicorns wind up dead. It seems hard to write that in a way that's believable but doesn't make C&L look like the bad guys. This is why I keep suggesting things that break one or both of these constraints.In particular, you should strongly consider letting some of the other alicorns survive. Now obviously you need to get rid of them afterward to avoid conflicting with S1 canon, but there are plenty of other ways to do that:>they live in Saddle Arabia and never visit ("sure, it was for a noble cause, but C&L's crusade still killed my entire family")>fucked off from the entire plane of existence ("the three tribes are free now - let them handle their own problems")>turned self into a tree / went into stasis>went into hiding, wandering the earth in the form of a normal pony
Hey, which description sounds more likely to make you click?>Applejack and Apple Bloom head to Manehattan to find their missing cousin, Babs Seed. But as they face unexpected dangers, they realize they may be in over their heads. Will they find Babs before it's too late?>When Babs Seed goes missing in the heart of Manehattan, Applejack and Apple Bloom set out to find her. But as they delve deeper into the city's shadows, the sisters are drawn into a web of mystery and danger. Will they uncover the truth and save Babs, or will they become the city's next victims?
>>41128203>Nothing in S1 says there ISN'T an alicorn prince way off in Saddle Arabia who only visits Equestria once a centuryAnd nothing implies there isn't only two, either>>41129030>fucked off from the entire plane of existenceBut this is something that would be fitting for god-like beings. Even leaves doors open for a potential sequel>>41128262>Well?It's not complete yet, and the plot makes the most sense with the final two chapters intact, but soon, I will shill it once again (and for the last time). If you lurk these threads, you'll encounter it.
>>41129135>And nothing implies there isn't only two, eitherThe point is there are reasonable ways to have more than two living alicorns in a way that doesn't contradict S1 canon
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>>41128370>>41123435>>>/g/100791957
>>41129050>SonnetWhat's even the point?
>Notice my prose is too shitty and it's affecting my character>Decide to tell claude to rewrite everything>Modify and cut certain parts>Instant improvementMaybe I was cumming my brain cells out of my body
>>41129128kek it happens to me too sometimes,maybe i am retarded
>>41123431https://www.chub.ai/characters/darkboi342/equestria-simulator-minimal-1c57412d0479i edited equestria sim trying to make it a more minimal card,not sure if i did anything wrong but eh
