Mudslide edition.Next weekend, who's going?
Here's everyone who is performing. Lots of names of last year but L-Train is new and definitely going to be a blast.>>41126709Gone to too many cons? Too bad, but we'll be there next year.
>>41127409They did well putting the trash acts last.
>>41126034Hope you're doing well if you're down there.>>41127492thrash acts
>>41127409It's an expensive year. Had to cut cons down to PCH and Marefair, and, as a euro, marefair isn't a cheap endeavour.
An ocean divides us but I’ll be there in spiritHave fun krautbros
We have to celebrate our differences!
ARIZOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAA editionPrevious thread: >>41050564/ourlobby/: Leaf (rip)Console release is here! (Nintendo Switch, Sony Playstation 4 and Playstation 5, Microsoft Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psdeHoARfYM========= Events =========None at this time========================>Steam page:http://store.steampowered.com/app/574980/Thems_Fightin_Herds/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128836love and hate are parallel conditions, alike in all ways except favorabilityTo think such intense dislike is only a mask for base sexual attraction shows you've never had a proper enemy.
>>41128815You're delusional.
>>41128836I always thought the guy on the left was talking when the guy on the right was talking and vice versa.They just looked like they'd sound like the other guy.I know better now tho.
>>41128771Paprika literally and canonically kisses girls.
>>41129146>Paprika is canonically a rapist and sexual abuser
I'd request one or two or more by Darkdoomer/Bestfilly/SS, if you have suggestions drop em in!https://x.com/bestfilly/status/1796690240964370498
>>41128844>...then I don't know where the guy lost me.Your entire message.
>>41128950Hm, it's okay, you don't get the whole story and it's no biggie.
>>41128825I think he’s doing it for attention.
>>41128147Now draw her and Mezeltov comforting each other as they are outcast as social pariahs.
>>41129147hey good idea!
Previous thread: >>40845538Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40845538/>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41125851There is no proof corrective rape is an effective form of teaching, but boy is it sure fun.
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Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Disappointing your beloved!ITT: Passing trophies around amongst doppelgangers, Fanfiction is magic!, Optimal snuff fic targets, Anon wants to become a snail, Even more horseword shelves, A quick grammar check, ChatMLP, Spamming dislikes at the behest of the hivemind, Streetlamps but inside, Some bitchin' eye surgery, Overflowing with conviction, Avoiding contentious topics, Masturbating after turning characters into snarky assholes, Marcel Proust magnificent prose, Aspiring for higher levels of delusion, Nautical adventures, /fimfic/ just needs to open its heart, AaWiE, How the hell do fic writers write?, Retards not understanding spoken words, The 120 Days of Sodom as required school reading, Lit class sucks wherever you go, Chadmoded philosphymaxxing teachers, Weird and unnecessary premises, How's the writing goin'?, Long description feedback, Prescribing death, And shitty opinions = honest facts!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe sixty-seventh book is 'Fluttershy, Royal Game Warden (?)':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/488784If (You) want to participate, read the entire story by the 2nd.On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128563If you read Asylum, it'll probably go a good, long way towards learning you to to not be asking silly questions like "Should I read [Incomplete fic]?"
>>41128262I feel like you're painting yourself into a corner by insisting that (1) C&L be the aggressors, going on a crusade against the rest of their tribe, and (2) all the other alicorns wind up dead. It seems hard to write that in a way that's believable but doesn't make C&L look like the bad guys. This is why I keep suggesting things that break one or both of these constraints.In particular, you should strongly consider letting some of the other alicorns survive. Now obviously you need to get rid of them afterward to avoid conflicting with S1 canon, but there are plenty of other ways to do that:>they live in Saddle Arabia and never visit ("sure, it was for a noble cause, but C&L's crusade still killed my entire family")>fucked off from the entire plane of existence ("the three tribes are free now - let them handle their own problems")>turned self into a tree / went into stasis>went into hiding, wandering the earth in the form of a normal pony
Hey, which description sounds more likely to make you click?>Applejack and Apple Bloom head to Manehattan to find their missing cousin, Babs Seed. But as they face unexpected dangers, they realize they may be in over their heads. Will they find Babs before it's too late?>When Babs Seed goes missing in the heart of Manehattan, Applejack and Apple Bloom set out to find her. But as they delve deeper into the city's shadows, the sisters are drawn into a web of mystery and danger. Will they uncover the truth and save Babs, or will they become the city's next victims?
>>41128203>Nothing in S1 says there ISN'T an alicorn prince way off in Saddle Arabia who only visits Equestria once a centuryAnd nothing implies there isn't only two, either>>41129030>fucked off from the entire plane of existenceBut this is something that would be fitting for god-like beings. Even leaves doors open for a potential sequel>>41128262>Well?It's not complete yet, and the plot makes the most sense with the final two chapters intact, but soon, I will shill it once again (and for the last time). If you lurk these threads, you'll encounter it.
>>41129135>And nothing implies there isn't only two, eitherThe point is there are reasonable ways to have more than two living alicorns in a way that doesn't contradict S1 canon
Welcome to Chatbot AI General #75, the thread for discussing and improving AI pony chatbots.▶MLP Botshttps://mlpchag.neocities.orgSpreadsheet (extra MLP bots, CAI bots, Jailbreaks, NAI Scenarios): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J7BeqJVDS51cXF8Pgm2YZaFq-Z6ykSJT!!!G!A!L!L!E!R!Y!!!!: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1Ao-h5HFGMPllSrzSBKM_BvGSiU9f0c2U▶How do I start?1) Select a Frontend2) Select an AI model (paypig, proxy, NAI or Locals)3) Select Jailbreak4) Select bots5) Lovemaking with AI mares!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128370>>41123435>>>/g/100791957
>>41129050>SonnetWhat's even the point?
>Notice my prose is too shitty and it's affecting my character>Decide to tell claude to rewrite everything>Modify and cut certain parts>Instant improvementMaybe I was cumming my brain cells out of my body
>>41129128kek it happens to me too sometimes,maybe i am retarded
>>41123431https://www.chub.ai/characters/darkboi342/equestria-simulator-minimal-1c57412d0479i edited equestria sim trying to make it a more minimal card,not sure if i did anything wrong but eh
>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the Badlands and beyond to the new colonies in the Mysterious South, fighting Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Most recently you were hired by the Equestrian Rehoming Project, an organization responsible for managing and encouraging immigration to Equestria’s new colonies>Your job is to escort and protect one of the Project’s heads, her entourage, and a large number of settlers, fifty ponies in all, all the way from the city of Appleloosa to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>The job has been rougher than normal but the excitement reached a crescendo just a few days ago when Diamond Dogs trapped your group within a canyon, leading you to take shelter in a newly excavated ancient Dog temple>After a costly battle in the temple you were forced to take a metaphorical leap of faith, leading you and your remaining clients to find yourselves trapped in an underground Diamond Dog city>Now you and your team of caravan guards must find a way to escape the city with as many settlers you canLast session ended with you speaking to Drift, an earth pony slave about ways to escape the Dog city, as well as details surrounding the upcoming slave auction.(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128711Splitting up isn't a good idea when we're already outnumbered.Honestly staking out that place would've been a better plan to begin with, oh well. Let's both get there, go fast but use basic earth sight occasionally to see any guards ahead.
>>41128728“We go together and move fast. I’ll use my Earth Sight a few times as we go to make sure we don’t run into any Dogs.”>Downburst nods and you take the lead as you sprint down the tunnels, every half mile or so casting basic Earth Sight to spot any Dogs around you>About halfway to your destination you detect the same small Dog you assume is Bean up ahead and motion for Downburst to stop>The Dog is on the very outside edge of your vision and walking towards you slowly>There’s a small hallway nearby that you can hide in, otherwise you could either somehow deal with the Dog or even just run past him[Input Needed]
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41128834Lets try hiding again, dunno if we need a stealth roll but ima do it just in case.
>>41128883Thanks for the preemptive roll. I am using the previous roll chart from when you last encountered him. I’ll consider adding the roll charts for stealth in the future.>You and Downburst quickly move into a nearby corridor>Stepping back from the intersection as you did last time you snuff out your lantern and wait for the Dog to pass>Your heart beasts in your chest, both from excreting yourself while running and from the excitement of hiding>Slowly the Dog’s footsteps draw closer before suddenly stopping just a few feet from the intersection>You strain your ears to hear what the Dog is doing and hear what sounds like sniffing>The Dog grunts before calling out in broken Equestrian>”I told you no clean here, pony. You no listen. Why?”>You and Downburst remain silent and you step back slowly>”Answer, slave. Or guards come with whip.”>The footsteps resume and turn the corner, approaching you>”I smell you, pony. No hide. You answer or guards come with whip.”>The stench of iron and wine assaults your nose as you feel hot breath on your faceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41129092Probably have to subdue him. Do we have rope with us?
If you like Linky then you are a sociopathic faggot Linky will forever be worst pony. She goes out of her way to make fun of other for little reward. She vandalizes private property, and she wipes her filthy horse shoes on the rug. Truly a mare fit for the title of worst pony.
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>>41128952Please no make those post here. This is blue board.
>>41128939She can wipe her filthy horse shoes on MY DICK
It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41129100>let
>>41129109I like the way you think.
>>41128749even monday?
>>41129122Especially Monday.
>>41129122Of course, it's not called monDAY for nothing
(formerly known as /tempo/, or T:EM/P/O)A conglomerate of content creators since we couldn't keep our own threads up alone. If you're working on something, be it musicfagging, writefagging, drawfagging, poetfagging, craftfagging, or game-devfagging come by and post for some feedback or give some of your own. If you want to start content creating why not start today?This thread is intended for ALL SKILL LEVELS, from complete beginner to seasoned expert. Don't get intimidated. We're all just hobbyists here to have fun and help each other make more pony stuff.Active Community Projects:Antithology 4.0 >>41112718 (Deadline June 14th)/mlp/ con 2024 >>41082707 (June 28-30)Resource Bin:https://ponepaste.org/9401 (needs updated, bug me about this later)Tempo Music Archive:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GrDEeCc9B7mAkQWAx_eoRdw4bF_W-5bsaAm4otvjfWE/edit?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41129010Are you making a saddle?
>>41129029I wish, right now, I'm making some steampunk style assets for a group project probably gonna sneak mares in at some point
>>41129071Are you GamedevAnon?
>>41129086I'm a gamedev anon but not one who posts often in thread given that I have yet to make a real pony focused game an I'm still learning, so probably not the gamedevanon you're thinking about
This makes me think. How many anons are there with decent 3d skills, like >>41129071 assuming that you made it yourself and know how autosmooth works?
Why did she abdicate the throne only a few years after coming back from her millennia-long break? Is she stupid or just lazy?
>>41125305She's a follower who still hates herself. Her thirst for power either got blasted out of her with the nightmare or she doesn't trust herself with the pursuit and use of that power anymore. She never thought anyone appreciated what she did for them in the first place, and that makes it very easy to just stop.She's a lot like starlight. Starlight stopped trusting her own judgment, on account of her judgment being shit, and lived forever playing caretaker for twilight's little pet project. She occasionally somewhat goes against twilight, but then generally realizes twilight was actually right. Once, she slapped aside a book of twilight's rules, but then asked twilight to flex her authority unrestricted. She disobeyed twilight to save the pony of shadows, but she also considered the pony of shadow's situation to be similar to her own. In other words, because twilight logically implied people like the pony of shadows and starlight were equally worthless, starlight immediately risked her life. This isn't really rebellion at all. So starlight followed twilight and luna followed celestia.
>>41125310man who the fuck put an irl soijak in charge of this show. i'd really like to knowi know they say physiognomy is a pseudoscience but it really does check out more often than not
>>41127911But such was life for Auntie Luna
>>41125305>Is she stupid or just lazy?big dick energy
>>41129129What the fuck does that mean?
>Fiancé is pregnant and explain to my mom how were going to name our daughter Twilight >Mom initially likes the name because I think she Associates it with the Vampire Twilight>Explain how it came from mlp>Wait...what? Anon..no...pick somethig else thenWhat do
>>41128542No, that would be the thread where third of the posters claim they found their fiancée from this board.
>>41128494Would she be ok if it was Twilight the vampire >It's ok mom, just think of it as Twilight the vampire guy
>>41128494>name baby from media>mom thinks its from her media>it's from ur media>mom not like itfucking consoomer battle?
>>41128494>she Associates it with the Vampire Twilight>>41128564Find out which character from Twilight your Mom hates the most and threaten to name her after them instead
>>41128519As a installer who regularly enters other people's homes with kids, a good majority of kids do watch skibidi toilet. Granted it is in addition to "regular interests", but is very much present
Exiting hibernation.Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.That's the prompt that started it all. So what's this thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.Remember not to save anything of value on pastebin, use ponepaste.orgHave a broken pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inThread Story List (outdated):https://poneb.in/XKLNjAAxActive stories from the last thread (#91):Untitled. Robot ponies don't know they are robots and they are trying to reach space.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41126160Yeah it's horrifying. Artist did a great job.
>>41126764I'm not even going to ask how Derpy managed to smash a wrench cleanly through a whole monitor.
>>41127811You ever just look at an image and just know it's cropped from porn?
Its Mother's Day. Show appreciation for your own mom and the older moms of Ponyville.
>>41127256nice I like energetic older mares
>>41124497>no long and huggable neck>no waist>broken spine>chicken legsEww...
>>41124497I like the concept but prefer her to be on 4 legs.
>>41127304>>41127256>>41125884she doesn't have enough porn
>>41124506Loving moms all year round
