Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Complete misunderstandings of ethical behavior!ITT: Group delusions, Losing your (You)s, Writing progress, Seeking good action fics, Sincerely fake samefagging, The optimal amount of flatulence in a story, Having readers that're smarter than you, Switching up the names of days, A vehicle for debauchery, Sex of the accidental variety, Magical lobotomies, Requiring cock, Preferences for porn, Ploankass, Prey and a Summary, The Archetypist experience, Equines and industrialization, Shitting out 1mil words in a timely fashion, The nature of AUs, Fics that made you like a character, Gettin' some feedback, Anon loathes what he's never had, Chapter editing taboos, Wasps fucking suck, Getting beaten to death via SoL, Preventing murder with genocide, We're all wasting our time, A club made in Cypress, Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat, and having opinions injected directly into your brain!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe sixty-fifth book is 'Moon and Stars':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/496343/If (You) want to participate, read up to (and also) chapter 6, 'The Planning Phase' by the 28th. On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054191That's his backlog for longfics (70k+). I requested a review from him earlier this year, and since he's said when the review will be up, I know that he's somewhere around 3.5 months now.
>>41054153>The first chapter is 15,000 words. Words of what? Exactly. It reads like a fever dream. Sometimes there’s something resembling a story going on, sometimes Mandarko is pontificating on the so-called rules and concepts of the world. Sometimes this pontification comes off as a blog post, at other times it’s more like encyclopedia entries, and it leaps around these different narrative styles continuously and without warning. Fully written out URLs leading to YouTube videosThat's it, I have to read this.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/537057/twilights-felquines-of-xenon
>>41054497Months have passed and you're still samefagging in the exact same style.
>>41054548It's been literal years and he still doesn't realize that shilling his stories requires making them sound interesting first. He's here unironically going "Yeah this is totally a piece of shit haha you guys should go read it because its soooo much trash hahaha."I don't think I'll ever understand.
>>41054646I was about to say it's been less than a literal year, but luckily I had the good sense to check desuarchive first. Looks like he first posted about it on 8 Oct 2022 when it was just on Pastebin. But then he mostly went away until 7 Jun 2023 when he put it on Fimfic.He didn't start out insulting his own fic. He asked for "your stupidest or most interesting questions." He only started using self-deprecation in November of last year, at a time when he was clearly off his meds and trying to drum up interest in all kinds of random ways. But no matter what he does, he always sounds schizo.
Pic from the Mane Event comic, it's mostly hairplay the comic.
>>40965467what's it called?
>>41028694real?
>>40927769It's very defined
>>41053016oh yeah. It's in an upcoming episode where Pipp livestreams kissing Zipp for five minutes
>>41054258Royal blood is thicker than water.
AI Art Thread #33Backends:>https://github.com/LykosAI/StabilityMatrixThis is more of a one click manager that you can install / run the other backends though. Easiest by far. Recommended to download Forge through it and use its built-in Civitai browser to download models with.For models not through the in-built downloader just download and drop them in Stability_Matrix\Data\Models\* (lora folder if a lora, TextualInversion if embedding, stablediffusion if checkpoint...)>https://github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forgeFaster / more efficient version of Automatic1111 with some helpful extensions built-in. I would recommend installing this through Stability Matrix.>Stable Diffusion Automatic1111https://github.com/automatic1111/stable-diffusion-webuiThe original for posterity's sake.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053825For those who don't know, you can put NAI images into this link to get the prompt: https://novelai.net/inspectIt also works with pictures posted directly on 4chan.
>>41053892https://files.catbox.moe/favgu4.png
>>41054172
>>41053802Thanka anon
Fuckershit.
k.
>>41054667>>41054566>>41054666?
It's time for a dose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZb1uGRAERIam i doing it right?
>>41053172Dzięki, doktorku.
>>41054330 I've lurked but these threads always die without anyone explaining the reference
>>41054525Oh you sweet summer child. To be as pure as the driven snow..
>>41054323https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU
Kneel to actual future ruler of Pegasi.Our tomboy rebel princess. Zipp and Zippchad general. Pipp welcome.Cont. from >>40950818 and >>40927179AI anon, grant us more Zipps.
>>41050132Pink hair just like Zipp
>>41051716these hooves are like periscopes
>>41053415Submarine Zipp is watching anon covertly.
>>41053573MiB vibes
>>41050132Decadent.
This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion.Previous thread:>>40853355Topics discussed:>more glimmy love and more bangs glimmy love>So do you think all the colts and fillies in the village were born there or did they just move with their parents? >>40859319>lots and lots of glimbutt>Discussion on Starlight's place in the show >>40866363>Princess Starlight wants to turn you immortal! What do? >>40874341>Similarities between Starlight and Trixie >>40890054>Previous OP steps down. Thank you for all of your hard work! Stay Glimmy! >>40907006>If EQG Starlight got a geode what would she get? >>40918300>Happy Starlight day! >>40922368>Why is she called Poochie? >>40925599Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41050102It’s the truth. But who could blame her? I imagine it’s pretty difficult to stay thin around Piglight Obesekle.
>>41051898>>41053334wtf Twi, what did you do to my wife!
>>41051565OUTBOOPED
>>41053622Dash disrespect her betters is not acceptable.
>>41051870Adorable, I want to surprise her with a bouquet of yummy flowers!
Why did hasbro stick with new hippogriffs design instead of old seaponies? Old design were cooler and unique compared to just F I S H thingy.
>>41053349I like it _because_ it's cursed, I want moar clothed seaponies now
>>41053566Acceptable. Kind of based, in fact.
>>41053526Wrong faggot
>>41053269Why do autists have to nitpick about shit that does not matter in the slightest? Go take your meds and piss up a rope.
>>41054344to stir up board activity
Sunny and her boyfriend
>>41052621How very romantic of Zipp
does sunny date zipp just because she ensures herself a very rich future as the queen's wife or because she truly loves her
>>41053380The latter, Sunny wants a masculine figure in her life
Imported from alicorn thread.>>41053380Sunny is a fair maiden.
>You want to do WHAT with us?!
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE INTERSPECIESBEASTIALITY!!!
>>41054677Is rarity flehmening? Do they ever do that in the show?
Would (you) hang a picture like that into your living room? Also, post more of something like >picrel, I fucking love it.
Always loved this piece, gotta hang it up one day.
Twi wants some time alone
skibidi
>>41053486>>41053544>>41053673>taking a shit on a masterpiece putting your autistic color stickers all over itReeks of manchild
>>41053486>>41053544>>41053673Based. Boring snoozefest paintings from a million years ago significantly improved with beautoful mares. Pls finish with the rest of them :)
Y'all are lazy fags editionPrevious thread: >>41015697Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41054656Yeah well, I didn't think of that. So there.
Read this and had a chuckle.>>41054551>Rainbow Dash wants to do something big to woo Anon, and decides to create message in the sky.>Flying at top speed, she writes in clouds, "Will you go on a date with me, Anon?""Wow, that's pretty cool, Dash.">"Yeah it is, so what do you say, big guy?""After a display like that I kinda have to, right?">"Yes! I knew it'd be worth it! I had to chug, like, a gallon of water to do that.""What? Like, you held it in your mouth and spit it out?">"...""The vapor trail came out of your mouth, right Dash?">"Um...""AJ's gonna be pissed you did that over her orchard. Literally."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054670>"...I thought it might impress you.""How?!">"I DON'T KNOW!"
>>41054670>>41054676>hey check out how hard I can piss
>>41054670Just wait until he learns about the waterfalls spilling off Cloudsdale.
Well, you did it. You made it to Equestria. The promised land. A utopia. A world without strife.And you hate it.It’s nothing like you expected. Things are too different. Not the way they are is the show. For whatever reason, every day is a living hell to you. You barely get by, with just enough bits to feed yourself and not much else. You don't click with any of the ponies and none of them have gone out of their way to befriend you. Most days are lonely.To make it worse, reminders of what you gave up on Earth are cropping up everywhere. No matter where you look, you see something that makes your heart ache with homesickness.A mother and her foal? A reminder that your own parents are gone now.A young couple on a park bench? You see nothing but yourself and your last lover, but know it's not real.Some laughing friends exiting a late night bar? Pain in your chest, as they all sound eerily like YOUR old friends.You can't even try to earn your attention, as it seems like every adventure happens too far away, and human talents pale in comparison to magic.It finally happens. No matter how strong you are, you are just one man. And you are a man who hit his breaking point. You though it would never come to this, but you see the ultimate sin as the last choice.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41051555apple fritter plzzzzz. If it's someone else I'll try to kms one more time.
>>41051555Rainbow Dash stops me by offering to have hot steamy balls deep creampie ponut horsepussy sex
>>41054609Uhhhh I'll have what he's having
>>41054630Or I guess I'll just die. Thanks, Dash.
>>41054640kek, I got Dashie but I'm still dying anyways.>>41054592
2Cool4(You) editionThe pic that started it all: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37443253/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37447036/Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40798618/Alternative thread: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/2295.htmlArchive of snowpony thread art: https://mega.nz/folder/0okEHKxS#8FIy3EQUHM-XluGvV7knIgArchive of snowpony-related musics: https://ponepaste.org/5819On the boorus, the snowpony tag ended up being "snowpony (species)" or "taiga pony">What is a snowpity?https://snowpity.com/>What are snowponies?Lore dumps for the newfagshttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1646/33/1646333439218.png(embed)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41052816She's never smelled anything so delicious before, give her a break!>>41053257Looks nutty, if that makes sense?
>>41053917Didn't quite get the floof right but still a good run
>>41054260I'm not quite sure what the interaction between the two is meant to depict here.
>>41054467That's beyond the capabilities of AI and I doubt we'll see it advance to that point anytime soon.
IWTCISS
drunk 30 permavirgin year old tossed out of the high school house party after being outed as a groomer
>>41052629Unlike SLOPlight GOYmer she stayed in her own spinoff series
>>41052382lol that's new
>>41052382>>41051447Captcha: SSYKKK
imagine her farts
