Izzy Moonbow’s adorable and sexy design is the one redeeming aspect of gen 5.(Except her design in Tell Your Tale is shit)
>>41029113Why not both?
>>41053091Maybe the long plan is forced misgenation
>>41025371>ai slop
>>41054818It's not
>>41033421Correct. Her mane used to reach her ankles, but in MYM they cut it almost in half.
He should have been the sixth cast member. He completes the group dynamics.
>>41014089Sprouts have to ripen
>>41007322You just resist, Sprout!
What a lovely day for a walk to page 10!
>41053194That wasn't fluttershy's mom, It was fluttershy disguised as her mom.(Never post in this thread again.)
>>41053989fluttershy was always so cute in that dress, I wish she wore more simple outfits like that.
I love my precious, plump, purple princess!
>>41049972But suicide is painless
>>41053728Pipp you are drunk
>>41052222how?
>>41054249She is
>You want to do WHAT with us?!
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE INTERSPECIESBEASTIALITY!!!
>>41054677Is rarity flehmening? Do they ever do that in the show?
>>41054691
>>41054691>he doesn't know
Y'all are lazy fags editionPrevious thread: >>41015697Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
Read this and had a chuckle.>>41054551>Rainbow Dash wants to do something big to woo Anon, and decides to create message in the sky.>Flying at top speed, she writes in clouds, "Will you go on a date with me, Anon?""Wow, that's pretty cool, Dash.">"Yeah it is, so what do you say, big guy?""After a display like that I kinda have to, right?">"Yes! I knew it'd be worth it! I had to chug, like, a gallon of water to do that.""What? Like, you held it in your mouth and spit it out?">"...""The vapor trail came out of your mouth, right Dash?">"Um...""AJ's gonna be pissed you did that over her orchard. Literally."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054670>"...I thought it might impress you.""How?!">"I DON'T KNOW!"
>>41054670>>41054676>hey check out how hard I can piss
>>41054670Just wait until he learns about the waterfalls spilling off Cloudsdale.
>>41054688The one right next to the sewage treatment plant?
Whatever happened to the Yandere General?
>>41038634Cue Gen 4 ponies that are now MILFs time traveling to Gen 5 and fighting the mare's to return you to gen 4. That would be a great green
>9
>>41046466NAWA did a good job on this one.
Posting the old Yandere green archive https://poneb.in/XRzCQ1eb
Alicorns are no longer in power. Kneel to actual future ruler of Pegasi.
>>41052976Zipp was the best part of that episode and Im not a Zippbro
>>41052156Why is Pipp blushing
>>41053722Excited Pipp in the background is making Zipp self conscious
>>41051633shes just like me
Say something nice about Sunny Starscout.
Her gnawing
>>41052977Same energy
>>41053685>ponies are avengedhow?
>>41054241The pony that destroyed their grand empire is dead
Her 3D mother
All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels
Okay, I'll take that.
Imagine being a cute pony and still not being able to find a BF. Traveling to Equestria might not actually automatically fix our problems.
>>41052574In Posey's head:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-dwLn4E84w
>>41047160I'd still like to imagine being a pony
>>41052326Because Posey is alone
>>41048299NOOOO who made her cry, im gonna make horse meat with them
>>41054139I like sad Posey, but I'm afraid the episode is going to resolve it in a really annoying way
>"Uhh...you're a human, right?">"Yeah so-- why do you look so fucked up?" >"You look so...weird...your eyelashes are a lot longer and there's a lot more of them...your eyebrows are also quite full...scratch that you've got so much hair all over!">"So tell me, are you some kind of lesser form of human or something? A monkey, perhaps?">"Anyway, s-stop looking at me like that. You fucking mouth-breathing pervert.">"No girl in their right mind would ever want to give you the time of day...I c-certainly wouldn't">"Faggot."
>>41051980Here's the spoon >>40995994
>>41053177>G5 show>"No you should post a G4-ified picture!"Tard.
>>41053593
>>41041052I don’t see the point in fighting you anymore. So go crawl off some place and hide, I don’t really care.
>>41052495I prefer them younger
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Complete misunderstandings of ethical behavior!ITT: Group delusions, Losing your (You)s, Writing progress, Seeking good action fics, Sincerely fake samefagging, The optimal amount of flatulence in a story, Having readers that're smarter than you, Switching up the names of days, A vehicle for debauchery, Sex of the accidental variety, Magical lobotomies, Requiring cock, Preferences for porn, Ploankass, Prey and a Summary, The Archetypist experience, Equines and industrialization, Shitting out 1mil words in a timely fashion, The nature of AUs, Fics that made you like a character, Gettin' some feedback, Anon loathes what he's never had, Chapter editing taboos, Wasps fucking suck, Getting beaten to death via SoL, Preventing murder with genocide, We're all wasting our time, A club made in Cypress, Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat, and having opinions injected directly into your brain!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe sixty-fifth book is 'Moon and Stars':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/496343/If (You) want to participate, read up to (and also) chapter 6, 'The Planning Phase' by the 28th. On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054153>The first chapter is 15,000 words. Words of what? Exactly. It reads like a fever dream. Sometimes there’s something resembling a story going on, sometimes Mandarko is pontificating on the so-called rules and concepts of the world. Sometimes this pontification comes off as a blog post, at other times it’s more like encyclopedia entries, and it leaps around these different narrative styles continuously and without warning. Fully written out URLs leading to YouTube videosThat's it, I have to read this.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/537057/twilights-felquines-of-xenon
>>41054497Months have passed and you're still samefagging in the exact same style.
>>41054548It's been literal years and he still doesn't realize that shilling his stories requires making them sound interesting first. He's here unironically going "Yeah this is totally a piece of shit haha you guys should go read it because its soooo much trash hahaha."I don't think I'll ever understand.
>>41054646I was about to say it's been less than a literal year, but luckily I had the good sense to check desuarchive first. Looks like he first posted about it on 8 Oct 2022 when it was just on Pastebin. But then he mostly went away until 7 Jun 2023 when he put it on Fimfic.He didn't start out insulting his own fic. He asked for "your stupidest or most interesting questions." He only started using self-deprecation in November of last year, at a time when he was clearly off his meds and trying to drum up interest in all kinds of random ways. But no matter what he does, he always sounds schizo.
>>41052501I can't trust the admin to not be a faggot anymore. He'll likely expand his purity purge to other fics, making Fimfetch even more pointless as an archiver than it already is. Or he'll ragequit like the moralfags tend to do when their crusade fails.>>41053168Still has 1600 upboats ^:)>>41053800>it's still lively enough for meIt's insanely active. Back before hopping on the ride, I was in a fandom that got fifteen fics a day posted. There were 300k fics being written that would have twenty people reading them. And every story lived in the shadow of the great epic that was posted back in 1996 that no one had been able to dethrone.It's like that anon's worst nightmare, but no one cared.
Go do something that makes your waifu proud. She's worth it. Use this thread to talk about her and why you love her.Many moons have passed since you first met your waifu, and you two have grown very close together. You have formed a very happy relationship, and you live and breathe by her word and action. The euphoria swells in your heart and you decide: it's time to ask her The Question. It's a big occasion, and you want to make the event perfect for her. How do you plan to ask her for her hoof in marriage? Do you do anything to celebrate the occasion? What do you think she'd like best?>What is a waifu? What defines a waifu?Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest.>How do you know if you have a waifu?When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal.Last Wednesday's thread: >>41007902Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support.
>>41052747
>>41052747Boop
Boof
>>41027599>How do you plan to ask her for her hoof in marriage?I don't think she'd want it to be some grandiose event, like proposing in front of a massive audience, etc. I think the perfect time and place to propose to her would be after we reached the peak of a great mountain and were sitting there together, talking, taking in the beauty of the landscape all around us, and enjoying the respite after the long trek there. I'd probably arrange a party for that night, though; one that wraps up early enough for us to have another "party" just between her and me. Oh, how a man can dream.I don't know what happened to the post with the prompt regarding her favorite season, but I'm gonna answer anyways. Aryanne's favorite season is Winter. She enjoys the cold in general and likes to go skiing. She also loves being able to bundle up with her lover next to a fireplace or woodstove with some hot drinks or maybe some soup. A hard-working mare who's as active as her has an especially great appreciation for the slow, comfy moments. There's also her fondness for the beauty of the world around her being blanketed in a pristine whiteness to rival her own. Picrel.>>41041949>would it hurt or help your feeling towards your beloved one, if there'd be no lust in it?It's largely what drew me to her initially, but nowadays I see her first and foremost as a friend, then as a lover. I'd certainly miss it if I couldn't feel the sexual attraction to her anymore, but I don't think it'd be detrimental to our relationship; at least from my side of it. In fact, there have been many times where I wished I could just switch off my lustful desires for her for a while, because those thoughts often get in the way of getting in touch with her in more meaningful ways. It's really hard to avoid it, though. She's just so god damn sexy.Good luck getting over your porn addiction if that's something you decide you need to do. It can be a real bitch.>>41027624Reading all of your posts, I'd say you've proved it isn't impossible to love her. Being a waifufag has the wonderful benefit of not needing to be logical or practical. Just shut up and embrace your love for your tyrannical goddess of the sun, my man.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41033272So you're gonna turn a cabin into a mostly empty circular room with bookcases in every wall? Kek. I hope you stick to it. I'd love to see what you make of it.>>41044699Eyy, congrats on getting a lucid dream. That's pretty rad that your mind basically told you that you were dreaming. I've only had that happen a couple of times. It's even funnier when someone else in your dream tells you that you're dreaming, or that you have to wake up soon. Good choice in flying straightaway. It is a feeling unlike any you can have in waking life (at least while in your right mind), and it's still very often how I spend my lucid dreams. Don't fret about losing lucidity shortly after a dramatic "schene change". It happens to everyone, and it's something you can get better at avoiding with practice.>couldn't believe how it COULDN'T be realThis is something people almost always mention after the first time they have a lucid dream. At times, it can seem even more real than reality. Kind of like how psychedelics sometimes feel. It's no coincidence that I have an intense fascination with both subjects.>mangaFucking kek. Sometimes the media that the dream mind creates is fucking amazing. I've seen full poni poni episodes that don't exist that were absolute masterpieces in mine. Of course, they were probably awful by the standards of my fully conscience mind, but to the unconscious mind, they were truly special.>>41046604>How do I get the feelings of loneliness backWhy exactly do you want that back?>>41046665Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I'm just here to tell you that g5 is a very good thing and that you are all massive faggotspd: fuck you nigger
>>41052421Nah, it's shit
>>41054090>>41054107>Your fanbase is getting smaller because G5 fans aren't happy with G5>HURR DURR POPULARITY G5lets are retarded. It's no wonder you could so careless eat up that trash.
>>41052421isnt this the worst performing mlp gen or something. anyway its obvious not even little girls like it. how very sad but oh well better move on fast from this atrocity.
>>41054196>>41054210>Samefaggot tries to pretend he is two different people. Twisharter at it's best.
>>41054210Gen 2 must've done worse
