Go do something that makes your waifu proud. She's worth it. Use this thread to talk about her and why you love her.Many moons have passed since you first met your waifu, and you two have grown very close together. You have formed a very happy relationship, and you live and breathe by her word and action. The euphoria swells in your heart and you decide: it's time to ask her The Question. It's a big occasion, and you want to make the event perfect for her. How do you plan to ask her for her hoof in marriage? Do you do anything to celebrate the occasion? What do you think she'd like best?>What is a waifu? What defines a waifu?Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest.>How do you know if you have a waifu?When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal.Last Wednesday's thread: >>41007902Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support.
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>>41027599>How do you plan to ask her for her hoof in marriage?I don't think she'd want it to be some grandiose event, like proposing in front of a massive audience, etc. I think the perfect time and place to propose to her would be after we reached the peak of a great mountain and were sitting there together, talking, taking in the beauty of the landscape all around us, and enjoying the respite after the long trek there. I'd probably arrange a party for that night, though; one that wraps up early enough for us to have another "party" just between her and me. Oh, how a man can dream.I don't know what happened to the post with the prompt regarding her favorite season, but I'm gonna answer anyways. Aryanne's favorite season is Winter. She enjoys the cold in general and likes to go skiing. She also loves being able to bundle up with her lover next to a fireplace or woodstove with some hot drinks or maybe some soup. A hard-working mare who's as active as her has an especially great appreciation for the slow, comfy moments. There's also her fondness for the beauty of the world around her being blanketed in a pristine whiteness to rival her own. Picrel.>>41041949>would it hurt or help your feeling towards your beloved one, if there'd be no lust in it?It's largely what drew me to her initially, but nowadays I see her first and foremost as a friend, then as a lover. I'd certainly miss it if I couldn't feel the sexual attraction to her anymore, but I don't think it'd be detrimental to our relationship; at least from my side of it. In fact, there have been many times where I wished I could just switch off my lustful desires for her for a while, because those thoughts often get in the way of getting in touch with her in more meaningful ways. It's really hard to avoid it, though. She's just so god damn sexy.Good luck getting over your porn addiction if that's something you decide you need to do. It can be a real bitch.>>41027624Reading all of your posts, I'd say you've proved it isn't impossible to love her. Being a waifufag has the wonderful benefit of not needing to be logical or practical. Just shut up and embrace your love for your tyrannical goddess of the sun, my man.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Takes that shouldn't be controversial:Hippogriffs are the best type of pony.
Hippogriffs are the best race>are super duper tall>have cute hooves AND have actual full-fledged fingers, which is notable and coveted in a hoof-centric world>can fly (wow)>have horsecock/pussy (wow wow, wow)>have special aquatic form>usually have bright, appealingly vivid colors>cute ears (...wow)>[appear to] have super soft fluffy coats made of feathery material, mane is seemingly soft and feather-ish too>probably have extremely sharp and detailed vision, like practically all birds do>unless Pegasi have magic that makes them abnormally fast (totally possible, to be fair) then Hippogriffs would be faster fliers due to their greater height, as that's just how physics works (not as agile, tho)>hit the sweet spot of being kind and non-aggressive unlike Griffons, but also not complete total pushovers like Ponies>is a symbol of pure untainted love in mythologyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054362I fucking HATE that Hippogriffs are taller, I HATE them for it. If Hippogriffs are half Griffon, half Pony, then they ought to be halfway between height of both. GRIFFONS should be the tall race motherfucker, it would be way more fitting Griffons are meant to be strong and intimidating.
>>41053570Why do trannies hate hippogriffs?
>>41054387short energy
Gala editionLast Th/ra/d: >>40961939A bunch of short greens:https://ponepaste.org/9328Rarity Mixtape:https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGobcyqTXSUB7JJXs1DMpO5FSWFNxWCk7&si=cUn357_2JB9mLnUJSpotify Playlist:https://derpy.me/RJoFCThread Archive:https://pastebin.com/qEw9Vbd6Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41050335Waah this is yours? Very nice job anon! I love it!!
New Rarity song just dropped+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOlsmUgqbrc
>>41053395Thanks! Will listen it once im home!
>>41053065No guide, I've just been doing some good ol fashion trial and error to learn. Its a learn as you go kind of thing for me
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Sussy EditionDiscuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War ThunderVidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>40977310
>>41054718Absolutely Sony's decision, especially considering they have a shareholder meeting a week after this goes into effect.Not that the devs are squeaky clean over it, but at the same time without Sony there'd be no game.
>>41054718With all the (lack of) tact they're handling the backlash with, my money is on them going all for it in spite of knowing better when the call came down.Shoulda picked a different devil to deal with.
>>41054718Nah, I was jesting.Only the UK gets cucked by mandatory ID check.
>>41054718Learn to fucking read. >>41053856>>41054703And they'll ban you for submitting false data (if they find out), too!>>41054711I won't be surprised if steam is going to enable autorefunds temporarily regardless of playtime/purchase date.
>>41054703i am so glad I never bought that game
Wake honey new droner just dropped powered by a ponut shaped exhaust boasting its efficiency by 15% to 20% from a standard rocket https://www.livescience.com/technology/engineering/superfast-drone-fitted-with-new-rotating-detonation-rocket-engine-approaches-the-speed-of-soundI guess new plone thread?
>>41053128Plones just waking up is super cute
>>41052241What happened to them? Do they just not draw anymore?
>>41053362I don't know, plone thread died for over a half a year and he disappeared.
>>41052688lol ploned
Saddle up anon, time to get buckin wild anons, post your favorite pictures story's, and fan contest about the best and leader of the cutie mark crusaders. Uncle Anons Christmas: https://ponepaste.org/7761CMC, Caped Crusaders of Ponyville:https://ponepaste.org/7757Blooming love:https://ponepaste.org/9647story of the blanks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYQCPBpnSTM&pp=ygUUYXBwbGUgYmxvb20gZmFuIGdhbWU%3D
This time we also welcome Dahlia fans too as she's an Earth Pony ally of Posey's movement.previous>>>40871660
>>41052632They always do
>>41052652Looking good.
>>41052906Nu-Posey isn't Posey.
>>41054203Explain the difference
>>41054744>Nu-Posey weak, friendless, hated, miserable>PoseyStrong (mentally and physically), has tons of Friends and is apart of her community, is content
Damn, those ponies looks fuckable good.
>>41053977Mare art would be immensely appreciatedI fully intend to make another thread after this one
Barely survived my first winter. The speed at which my food from crops ran out really threw me for a loop. I had to send out Night and Anon to hunt animals just to avoid starving to death. We made it through it though and now it's time to celebrate Hearth's Warming.>>41049718>that poor mare who lost her eye lost a 'friend' just cause she was mutilated. What's the update on her? She needs a human to take care of her.That's my resident cutie, Sunny. Anon is the only human in the colony, so no human lovin' for her. The friend she lost was Night, who has sadly been a cunt to her ever since her eye got shot out. It's not all bad, though. She's lovers with my chef mare, Tender Song.
>>41050623>>41052850>>41053977Sorry, haven't been able to play mare sim for the last few days. Night gave birth to a pegasus filly named Flutter who has been happily sucking on her mom's teatas. Little filly is just like her father.Night herself is as happy as can be with a new foal and her hot monkey husband.Here's her stats. Art of her would be awesome, anon. Let me know if you need to know anything else about her or any of the other mares.
RJW Zip anon here, love the fact this place has had alotta kino post, wish i could post my own colony that i was playing throughSadly iv been extremely busy for most of the past month or so, so i havent had time to post anything, props to Colony anon for posting regular uploads of his colony though, been enjoying following this through, bunch of pics just showing it overallBut yeah heres an overview of my colonyhttps://files.catbox.moe/jeoviu.zip
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Lanky Skinny Filly EditionPrevious Filly: >>40974473
>>41053849DT with that hairstyle is max UNF.
>>41054482fuck, it's the fillyal boner inspector
AI Art Thread #33Backends:>https://github.com/LykosAI/StabilityMatrixThis is more of a one click manager that you can install / run the other backends though. Easiest by far. Recommended to download Forge through it and use its built-in Civitai browser to download models with.For models not through the in-built downloader just download and drop them in Stability_Matrix\Data\Models\* (lora folder if a lora, TextualInversion if embedding, stablediffusion if checkpoint...)>https://github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forgeFaster / more efficient version of Automatic1111 with some helpful extensions built-in. I would recommend installing this through Stability Matrix.>Stable Diffusion Automatic1111https://github.com/automatic1111/stable-diffusion-webuiThe original for posterity's sake.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053892https://files.catbox.moe/favgu4.png
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>>41053802Thanka anon
Why did hasbro stick with new hippogriffs design instead of old seaponies? Old design were cooler and unique compared to just F I S H thingy.
>>41053566Acceptable. Kind of based, in fact.
>>41053526Wrong faggot
>>41053269Why do autists have to nitpick about shit that does not matter in the slightest? Go take your meds and piss up a rope.
>>41054344to stir up board activity
>>41054344Seapony lives matter.
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 11 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41054436Yep. Vegetanon is truly in a tight spot (kek) in Equestria.
Why am I being served ads in Vietnamese?
>>41054500Why are you not using adblock?
>>41054267I mean, he can fly. She's a mud horse.
>>41054727This isn't even her final form
I want to put a dozen kids inside Sci-Twi.
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>>41052761Hot
>>41044101This.
fluttershy likes you
>>41052313hot
>>41052079Blushing Rarara a cute
>deletedlmao what? why? it was suggestive at best. That we still get such nazi moderation on a nearly dead board is wild.
>>41051352>he's just to peeve trying me off
>>41053498What was it?
>Be me, in math class.>Teacher gets bored, decides to do some rip off of Kahoot or something. We all get out our phones.>I don't consider myself particularly intelligent. Class is full of nerds and all that. Imagine characters like Twilight Sparkle or Moon Dancer in the same class.>We all put in our nicknames that appear on the projector board screen.>Just for the sake of it, I decide to go with the nickname "Derpy Hooves" since I thought I wouldn't do that well. Might as well go with a silly nickname.>Class finds the nickname to be amusing, I even gave it a horse emoji icon for the sake of it. None of them understood it was an MLP reference.>Game starts, and we all start answering the questions. The goal was to get the most correct out of the whole class.>During the game, my body felt possessed, I answered questions correctly without actually knowing how to solve them.>What was going on.jpeg>It was then I heard Derpy's voice whispering in my ear, telling me everything would be alright.>Game ends, and to the whole classes shock, I end up in first place somehow.>Moral of the story, when in doubt, believe in Derpy. Worship the Derpy.
>>41053502what really happened is that the combined retardation of you and her was so immense, it caused an arithmetic underflow and gave you temporary savant status.
>>41053502And then the teacher asked which student was Derpy Hooves so that they could get extra points on the next test. OP ran for the door but then slipped on the spaghetti that was falling out of his pockets. The end.
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