>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the desert and to new colonies in the Mysterious South, passing between Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Despite the recent economic downturn and what is typically considered the slower season, you've remained busy this last month>You’ve fought bandits, Diamond Dogs, uncovered murders, and even encountered a tatzlwurm, discovering strange and unsettling rumors regarding secret wars along the way>Most recently you and a rival company, Roughshod, have been hired to escort a mixed group of settlers and public officials, fifty ponies in all, from the city of Appleloosa all the way down to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>Now, as you travel through a canyon to the southern colonies, you have found yourself in the middle of the rumored war between Dogs and Equestria>Taking shelter in an ancient Diamond Dog temple, you currently find yourself in the middle of a bloody battle for survival(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40927699/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41088261So you think soul is becoming a liability barrel and might ruin our chances of everypony getting out?Perhaps, he's doing this because it's his way of grieving over the lost of our forces and some of the settlers. Which I can understand everyone deals with loss their own way but you have a point we don't need somepony getting drunk and want to cause a fight around here that's the last thing we need is a riot and doing this will not bring them back this isn't going to help ease his state of mind instead soul should be using this as an opportunity to channel his anger on becoming more serious about not being trapped in enemy territory.
>>41088298>>41088310“Nopony could blame him, but if you think Soul is becoming a liability and might ruin our chances of everypony getting out then that’s a problem. Perhaps, he's doing this because it's his way of grieving over the lost of our forces and some of the settlers, which I can understand. Everypony deals with loss their own way but we can't afford to break apart and if he’s getting drunk and wants to cause a fight that's the last thing we need.”>”I know. That’s why I’m giving him his space. I’m not real good at that talking stuff.”“I understand. I'll try to talk to him once we get underway. He should be using this as an opportunity to channel his anger on becoming more serious about not being trapped in enemy territory. But what about you? How are you holding up? I know this mission has been a clusterfuck to put it in scientific terms.”>Barrel gives a dry chuckle at your last sentence>”I’d be lying if I said I’ve never been better, but I’m managing. Staying focused on managing camp has helped a lot.”>Barrel sighs, “Not to sound like a hypocrite but a few stiff drinks sound pretty good right about now. Anyways, if there’s anything else you’d like to discuss you know where to find me.”>The earth pony leaves, which leaves you free to do as you wish>Most ponies are settling in for the night, if such a term could be used down here, but will be awake for the next few hours[Input Needed]
>>41088740We should go see if Fleur is still up if she is then we should inform her about our next course of action we're about to undertake really soon.
>>41088740We should head out. There's still a chance the settlers haven't been moved yet.Best grab two of the remaining mana potions, one for each of us.
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Fuck you for making me think this was a satyr thread.
>>41089317bro can't read
>>41089317sorry son you fucked up you're getting four hooves now
>>41089303Clear fishing line at ankle-level.
>>41089303
>"This is what it's all about Anon.">"Waking up, having yourself a nice cup of joe, and witnessing the sun rise over a winter wonderland.">"And of course, sharing that sunrise with someone you love."
>>41089306Hold on you might be cooking with this take
>>41089306underboob >>>>>>>>>>>>>>sidebutt>sideboob>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>open toes
>>41087405That's nice.Who are you?
>>41089512HAHAHAH I LAFF HAHAHAHAH IWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA GUY LOOK!!! LOOK AT HOW MARE PILLED I AM HAHAHAHA!!! PLEASE REWATCH GANG LOOK HAHAHAH LOOK HAHAHAH I AM ONE OF YOU HAHAHAHH!!!
>>41089732
Welcome to the Original General #2, for discussion pertaining to the first three generations of My Little Pony! >Previous thread:>>40988404
>>41088668marelet
>>41088668twisharter is the ultimate faggot
>>41088668>its a recent movement Yeah, I watched it recently and now I like it. That's how liking things happens. It doesn't mean I suddenly like G4 less, it means that I like ponies (as a whole) more.
>>41089554You’re not allowed to enjoy things late, sorry. Since 99.9% of us didn’t pay any attention to MLP until G4, that makes us all fakes. Feels bad...
>>41089645damn...
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I just changed it to sandbox so everyone can get back in
>>41089664What map was it?
>>41089679cm_compound
3 in sandbox
>>41089578how getb booty big? :(
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Morning bump.>>41087071>How would they do it on the Apple farm?As shown in the Flim Flam episode + some fermentation, maybe?>What spices would they use if any?Probably some local herbs and cinnamon. Though, I guess AJ could ask Twilight for some more exotic options.
It sucks.
>>41088097Never was a popular pairing
Milk drinker
I got a new phone & need new wallpapers, also desktop wallpapers cause you can never have too many of those
>>41088853Why does she have Markitis?
i like this one, its my lock screen
this muh wallpaper
>>41087909>>41087912There seems to be a third version: https://www.deviantart.com/cosmicunicorn/art/canterlot-palace-203736996But I can't find any upload of that version.
>>41087909For all these pretty landscapes there's not a lot of the throne room done in a pretty art style like this
fat
FAT
>>41089336rude
>>41089336Good
>>41089336>"When are you due?""I don't know. When are you getting an update?"
>>41089336fat?
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>>41085268I use it to update the archive. Which uhh i haven't done in a long while and should really get to tonight probably but it's nice to keep track of all the happenings. Also a nice indicator of how busy the thread has been. Also sometimes i miss things from a thread and find out about it from the recaps, and anyone dropping by can also easily see what we've been working on too
>>41086520Im gonna buy one when commissions are open (and I save up because damn expensive but you 100% deserve it).>>41087918FLUTTERSHY NOOO SHE'S DEAD>>41088248lol. I feel like they would need to be fixed in place and also removable for washing so lead doesn't get on everything.
>>41088248Anon, if you stuck a lead bar into your pocket, sticking your dick in that will make you retarded.
>>41088961studies show that the fluoride in the water (in the US) has about the same effect on IQ during brain development.
>>41088961>>41088703Don't eat the lead, idiot, it's not magic.
The Coffin of Nonny and Shimmy edition.Last episode: >>40946813
still got a few more pics I saved that I'll share with you guys
>>41088739Nice.
>>41087717Does Anon have what it takes to correct them, or will they correct him?
>When it's just the two of you at home
>>41089684The others must be so jealous knowing that Sunset is clearly Anon’s favorite
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>>41087614FAG!
>>41089648I mean... can there be streetlamps inside?
>>41089648Replace the second darkness with 'gloom' or something else, putting 'darkness' two times in a row, especially with 'creeping' sounds stiff.
>>41089670If the "inside" is the Evenmere, why not?
>>41089670Yes.
Previous Thread (#123) >>40939620https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40939620124 is an untouchable number. Magic does not count.>What is this thread about?This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.>What exactly is welcome in this thread?A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements.Other variations are welcome as well, so long as they are complementary to the domination/submission focus of the thread.Up to date archives:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41087884Yeah, I like the form of mind control, and idea of changing society but it’s anthro, and the ducking caribou suck so hard, in like everything they are Gary stues, that just win because the writer says so, and what they did would destroy the nations they take over as of half the working population are turned into sex toys who is going to fucking work.
>>41088566I guess my only real complaint about it would be that it took poprocks away from drawing his normal pony stuff.
>>41087869Twi could invent nosehooks with her engineering mind. Maybe for rarity slave. And knock her down from her fake beauty. Show her off as ugly as she truly is.
>>41086038Nope!>>41086398I find your faith in my disturbing. Lol naw I am working on it.>>41087704... I mean, she'll be screaming through a gag lol XD
>>41087641>>41087869>>41089570To bring a suggestion for a next step, what are your opinions on cutie marked blind hoods ?No pony examples I could find for this though
He should have been the sixth cast member. He completes the group dynamics.
Sprout's punishment is to satisfy Misty and make her fuck and cum as community service
>>41087933>this forced meme again
>>41088072Compared to a lot of g4 memes it's nothing
>>41089447>Sprout is just a smoothie menaceI miss him SO MUCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaS3HD6IfOQPrevious: >>41050000
>>41088363Interesting point. Very upset if you're correct.
>>41088363corporate says little girls like rainbows, and earth pony magic is still greenthe curtains don't symbolize depression, the curtains are fucking blue
>>41087859laugh at what?MyM being shitcanned?yeah that's pretty funny
>>41088874calm down xir and take your hormones
>>41085528It fits in with the G4 -> G5 timeline. Pegasi found that they were losing their magic and were no longer able to create weather, so in desperation they built machines to do it.You don't want to know what hellish bargains they made to get them running.
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>>41088264Nasapone is so pretty
>>41088921I really gotta go scope out my pasta aisle
>>41086129cutie
