>anon, come sit next to me *tap tap*What do you do in this situation?
>>41094472No, I'm scared.
>>41096445Flutters, that bobcat was justified for killing that yearling
>>41096564Look at her eyes
>>41094472Suck her dick.
>>41094472I'm not a dog to walk on command, Shy.Make me.
Bronies really look at this and think >ooh sexy
>>41095037AIslop or shitty artist? Who knows? Who cares?
Ebony has the best prose and writing of any Fimfic author.
>>41096879wasn’t his entire mare fair panel about him not being good at writing and encouraging people to just have fun and try writing
>>41096918I don't know, i never seen that>Ebronyglow
>>41096879
Time for another comfy Redheart threadDon't forget to post cute pics of best nurse pone.Forbidden Squash Soup Edition.
>>41096300checked <3
>>41096878Sometimes tough love is the best preventative medicine.
I know I should be asking /merch/ but is there some online vendors with Nurse Redheart things in stock? I want to get a shrine going
>>41096915This shop always has a couple nurse plushies in stock!>https://www.etsy.com/shop/NatyHandmadeBoutique
What type of music do ponies make? What kinds of sounds do they consider music?
>>41095382Oh and the CMC of course. Sweetie's take on Hush Now Quiet Now is based on black gospel, and the CMC theme song from the talent show is a parody of 80's glam metal
>>41094756The sound of water dripping, bass-boosted out the ass.
>>41094761>Neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha>I'm 20% neigha>Neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha>I'm 40% neigha! (background: "The neighing's been doubled!")>Neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha>why do guards hate neigha's?>Neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha>They hate us 'cause our plots is bigga!
>>41095502lmaaaao lololol
>>41095390Nigger Belle...
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:https://ponepaste.org/9985 - Go Ask Littlepip When She's Two And A Half Feet Tall by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/10012 - A Ticket To The Circus by Darkdemonlucifer - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9707 - Anu by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/7247 - The Pon-E Rewrites: Purple Black Gray by Alycorn>>40293205 - Beach Walkhttps://ponepaste.org/9446 - Interstate by Ceiling Necromancerhttps://ponepaste.org/9521 - Nemetona by Meslamhttps://ponepaste.org/9720 - Pink In The Club by AtomicGlow - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/9600 - War Story by OrwellRedenbacher - Complete!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41096941>Nonetheless, you let Royale lead you to bed and allow her into your mind once again>She mostly just wants to cuddle this time, which you do too>Even if it means being the little spoon>You slip into unconsciousness rather comfortably, but again, something encroaches...>You feel its incorporeal tendrils around you and push them away>It speaks, not unlike a whisper or a jet engine >In your mind, not through your ears, perfectly coherent and articulate>"You interest me.""Are you the being who watched me earlier?">"Yes.">You guard your thoughts, not letting it get any insight into your hand and keeping mentally neutral even though the deep, deep you screams out in horror"What do you want? My time is valuable.">"Mine isn't. Neither is yours. You ought to know that.""I could cast you out."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41096942>Frowning every so often and adjusting the dials, checking pins with a multimeter, taking oscilloscope readings>Eventually, agonizingly slowly, morning breaks and lets in the sunlight to reveal no threats>You feel like a complete idiot, but are assured that your visions were logical cause for concern>Dave makes French toast, Komet apparently still too busy tinkering with her apparatus to cook this morning>Either that or the two of them divvy up the duties>In any case, David is just as good a cook as Komet, at least>The only difference being that there's no questions attached about the nature of the meal's components, it's high-quality grocery store ingredients prepared by skilled hands, and the coffee flows like wine.>You and Komet wolf it down, Dave following soon after>You invite Royale to smell it up close, remembering how she liked the odor of the reeses cups back on the greyhound>She gives you a big smile and indulges in a few good whiffs of your breakfast before stating she's had her 'fill'>You're not sure how she can smell given she has no olfactory receptors, but it doesn't particularly matter as long as she's happyhttps://youtu.be/in7yLZJ7A6Y>You end up doing the dishes again without being asked to, because it simply feels correct>Though as guests you've already exploded that lamp, so you have your doubts it will save Komet's airbnb visitor ratingsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41096946>"Yeah, I think that would be best. Easier to do that than buy another one, plus it has some interesting features.""Have you investigated it to ensure it lacks trackers?">She gives you this patronizing look before defaulting back to her kind face and demeanor"Sorry. Sometimes I don't think before I speak. It...">You flash back to the incident that allowed Royale to escape your skull, what little you can remember of it"Has caused problems, but also, ya'know.">You motion to Royale, who gives a little wave>"Mistakes into miracles.">She gives you another smile>"The top left console button is the garage door backseat divider, but you knew that. The top right console button is a distress signal, do not under any circumstances post it. The car doesn't send out active tracking beacon signals, but that button will activate an isolated distress signal component that will constantly broadcast your location to the alphabet boys. Second to left engages a sort of mechanical deadbolt on the back doors. Second down on right activates the radar jammer. It's powerful enough to make anybody within a quarter mile quickly drop cell reception, but it also might throw off any radio-guided weapons or speed guns. Press it again to turn it off. Third left unlocks the rotary cannons on the underbelly of the car. Third left to fire. The rest are either encrypted or unused, and I have no idea which one so don't press them if you can avoid it.""How'd you even manage to get that much information? I thought it was all proprietary that wasn't hooked up to the computer.">"Funnily enough, the decryption key used is the same as a section of viral RNA I developed to eradicate cancer cells. The same key wasn't used for all of the functions, but hey. It worked for some, right?""Do you just input that code into everything you find?">She looks down at her forehooves, sheepishlyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41096948>Funny to describe a drug dealer as welcoming, but if he hadn't given you this gun you don't know where you'd be now>Though more than likely the answer isn't a happy one>You load what few belongings you have into the backpack>You remember that you haven't asked for Komet's PDA adapter, she hoofs it over willingly, eagerly pleading with you to gather more data if you can>It requires a 120 volt washing machine outlet>Damn, you'll have to use this quite sparingly>Luckily someone had the foresight to charge it last night so it's full of juice at the moment >You throw the backpack in the passenger seat and Royale hops up inside, curling herself around it>Dave offers a fistbump which you return and palms you his phone number "Just in case you need anything">Komet lets you pick her up and hug her>She's soft, warm>and she lets out a little sound when you squeeze her, a bit like a happy puppy>and then she's back on the ground, her and David are getting back in the van, and the garage door is opening >You call after themComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41096949"So, what'll happen to me if I start flatlining brain activity? Slow death of the eternal soul?">"Not quite. You're putting immense strain on your mind, You'll feel fatigued, like a night of studying hard, only a few hours of sleep, only to take a difficult exam right after.""Is that all?">"You'll begin to lose things. Unimportant faces and names at first, but the more times you do it, the more important things and the more numerous of them you'll lose after every attack. Eventually, I doubt you'll even be able to remember your own name.""Is it actual disassociation of neuron connections or something more insidious?">"As far as I can tell, the neural connections will still be there, but you won't be able to access them without some sort of... outside help. Not even Spell seemed to know what could provide that.""Hm. For the record, I prefer the first movie. Other than that scene with Artax.">"Anon! Look out!">You swerve in the nick of time to miss a sickly old man wearing sunglasses>You mutter to yourself as you slam on the brakes and pull onto the side of the road, putting your hazards on and getting out>What the fuck is wrong with this guy?>You storm over to him, Royale in tow>He has a cane, is dressed in a Hawaiian button-up, and is wearing a pair of sweats>and his sunglassesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
But my body? My bodies telling me yes!
Don't flip her over lest you find her enormous surprise, unless your body is into that
>>41095393My body will make an exception for Trixie
>>41095393I'd be disappointed if there wasn't a big surprise.
I would get down on my knees for Trixie. I would swallow for Trixie.
>>41095468>implying he wouldn't swallow for any mare
We have a thread for fillies, but what about colts?
>>41095991maybe he's anoncolt, anonfilly but as a male as God intended.
>>41096618At least 4
>>41096884This pic's so old I decided to color it
>>41096653>one extra ponut
>Me? I identify as twisexual.
>>41095211>watched a reactionkill yourself
Gee, it sure is deleted posts around here.
>>41095733aid say that if you think about eqg every day that youre an eqg troon.
>>41095707Twisharter is one Anon, Twitroon is another Anon
>>41095519Nothing.
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.>What's to be expected?Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..>Any archive of photos or stories?Dropbox (Photos):https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0Stories:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit>I'm a contributor.Great! For writers, just notify ̶A̶l̶l̶ ̶N̶i̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶F̶g̶t̶ Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41094691look at her go!
>>41094651Me on the right.I'm so tired.
>>41089988What exactly are filly taxes? Does she have to go up to Canterlot and give sunbutt an adequate amount of hugs?
>>41091072I have no idea, but I do know that sign is on the outside door of the Richmond airport.
Welcome to the Original General #2, for discussion pertaining to the first three generations of My Little Pony! >Previous thread:>>40988404
>>41095725This pic is especially odd considering Shop Talk where it was Ace and Lancer who were dressed as babies
>>41096413All Sweethearts idea
>>41095207Can't be. I don't see Megan anywhere near her rear.
>>41095207I need this r34
>>41096937Be the change you wanna see in the world.
>"What's the matter darling? You're looking a little red."
>>41061438>Sweetie Belle arranged this fall to happen as part of her scheme>She noticed the two of dancing around the fact that you both seem to fancy each other>Sweetie organized this fall to get you to talk more romantically
>>41094696>>41096530>Rarity, surprised by your crude response, giggles to herself before taking another drink.>Leaving her gaze on you as she does.>You gulp.>"Don't talk to ladies much, do you, Anon?""I uh, I mean I don't-">"In other words, yes I'm right." She says with a laugh.>"Fear not, dear. Rarity is here! I will teach you how to speak and act like a true gentleman.">She finishes her drink, gulping down a large swig.>"Ah, I must, I must!""How-">"I won't take no for an answer, darling. Now come. Sit.">Rarity pats the ground next to her, batting her eyes as you do.>You do as ordered, being overwhelmed with a sense of anxiety and fear with each step towards her.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41096599I'm interested...
>>41096599>>41096910This. There aren't enough>Rarity instructsstories
>>41096910>>41096926Well I didnt intend on this being more then a one shot, but maybe, MAYBE I can think of more. But its doubtful. I am glad, however, that my dumb little green got a couple (You)s.
Previous thread: >>41090071>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41096809I am proud that I manage resist the urge to click her flank
>>41096885fucking h***** l*** and d** m**** right
>>41096902hhhhhhhhI wish I were that mare
>>41096930whos popen is she
>>41096931One of news flash's
paid 5 coins for this?
>>41095775show accurate
>>41095775This is meme now.
fucking cum in that beautiful Fluttershy head and post pics
>>41095867seconding. i want to see that coombrain
>>41095775damn bruh what did they do to my gril flutterbutters? D:
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.Also, when /r/equesting, try to provide a reference image, to make it easier for drawfags to fulfill your request.- Don't spam or bump your requests.- IGNORE THE SHITPOSTERS/ATTENTIONWHORES.- Don't respond to the spam. Just report and hide it and move on.Previous Thread:>>41027605The OP header image and all other images from the previous Draw Threads can be found in the>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -https://www.dropbox.com/sh/uf9h5jtinwpmrcg/AADgtt_AtxoWr3F4ujcmndoda?dl=0Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41096571>I have a sister, you know. Her name is Incontinentia Buttocks>from offscreen: "No it isn't!"
>>41096571>"I have a vewy good fwiend fwom saddwe awabia named Biggus Ponus."
>>41096571Perfection, thank you Anonymous Maximus
>>41096571Guardian Angel a good pon
/r/this pic but its applejack with the same look on her face and a mug of cider between her hooves
Hat drop editionOLD THREAD: >>41074928Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/If you'd like a custom icon on the mlp.tf scoreboard, post your Steam ID and attach your desired icon in the thread.>Server infoServer IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015Password: check filenameSteam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_Map downloads (extract the .bz2 file, then place the .bsp file in /tf/download/maps): http://mlp.site.nfoservers.com/server/maps/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41096742Too much Tacobell
>>41096635>Rode hard, put away wet
>>41096739Perhaps we need to do medieval mode more often if at least some of the spy mains here could use some more space to practice.
Dashie
>>41096506/r/ demo from this map tonight
