>I hope that our four remaining friends,>Give up on trying to save us>I hope we come up with a foal-safe plot>To peeve off the dumb few that forgave us>I hope the friendships we mended>Crumble beneath their own weight>And I hope we hang on past The Last Problem>I hope it's already too late>And I hope the dragon who slept in that cave>Burns this place down>And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away>And I never come back to this PonytownComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
hell yeah
>>41053899
I'm thinking, "hell yeah"
Previous Thread >>41048112We were informed yesterday that our venue, Wyndham Orlando Resort International Drive, is closing at the end of June.So, what does this mean for Mare Fair and you?From our side of things, we can promise you all that the entire Mare Fair team is on top of the issue, and we are confident we can handle it appropriately. We are working vigorously to find a new venue, aiming to keep the same dates, and to ensure Mare Fair can continue this year. It may be some time until we have updates regarding all of this, but do know we are doing everything we can from our side.Now the important part—how will this affect you? The best advice we can give for the time being is that if you haven’t made any travel plans for the convention yet, don’t. If you already have plans made, flights booked, or days off of work set, we implore you to follow closely with any updates we provide regarding the status of the con and venue.Mare Fair is our passion project, and something we put immense effort in to ensure you all have an incredible weekend. This may be a large bump in the road, but the mares keep us going, and we’re going to do everything we can to deliver the convention you all are excited for.Any updates regarding the venue will be posted as soon as they become available.Official information will be posted from our staff using these tripcodes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053857MF2 has never been more over>>41053870hmosexual gay faggot thinks futa is board culture because it's all it can get off to
>>41053867i was wondering where this loser wentalso, dumb newfag.
>>41053893I want Rainbow Dash to cum inside me.
>>41053891>not liking mares with penises is gay
>>41053865baaed futachad
Previous thread: >>40895837Untimely demise edition>CYOA?Choose Your Own Adventure. AKA Quest.ITT:>Discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs>Give advice on CYOAs>Pitch ideas>Get critique>Trade artList of stories: WIP (formerly anonpone). Your best bet is to search via desuarchive.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41052970>Interesting to hear Caravan Guard is facing consequences for fooling around too soon.I suppose it is kinda early. I haven’t kept up with CYOAs for a few years but it seems like most of the ones still around go for a lot longer than mine has so far. Still, we’re about 150,000 words into the story, which is about 300 pages.Here’s my attempt at a quick summary: You play as the leader of a small team of caravan guards that are hired by various companies or private citizens to escort ponies through the Badlands and the lands further south, sometimes fight bandits or Diamond Dogs along the way. Most of your customers are settlers leaving the Equestrian mainland for the new colonies deep in the Mysterious South. For unknown reasons the Badlands have become much more violent than normal recently with an increase of attacks on caravans. Over the course of the last month you’ve investigated the issue, learning that in addition to the war against Sombra’s Crystal Empire in the north the Equestrian military has been secretly battling a growing faction Diamond Dogs under the desert surface as well as a group of rebels in the southern colonies. Both of those factions have been largely responsible for the destabilization of the Badlands, especially over the last year or so.Most recently your team and a team from a rival company have been hired by the Equestrian Rehoming Project, which is the organization primarily responsible for promoting and managing the migration to the southern colonies, for a publicity stunt to restore the Project’s reputation. Your company was specifically hired to escort one of the Project’s leaders, Fleur de Lis, and her entourage while the rival company escorts the settlers that are joining Fleur on her journey to the southern colonies. As you left the Badlands and traveled through a canyon to the southern colonies you were threatened by a large pack of Diamond Dogs and were forced to hide in an ancient Diamond Dog temple. After a battle which killed most of the other company’s guards, a few of the settlers, and possibly permanently crippled one of your companions you were trapped by a cave in caused by your own dynamite with the only way out being an underground river in the back of the temple. After taking the river some more ponies were lost and now everyone is hiding in an underground Diamond Dog city. Right now the players are trying to find a way to escape while also rescuing the missing settlers.
>>41001512>>41001575>>41004137>>41005021“Luna? She's the same as always: trying to fix this whole thing and return the world to normal.”>Nightmare rolled her eyes and stuck her tongue out with a quiet 'bleh'.>You spread your legs out wide and beckoned her in.>She sniffed at you, scrumched her snoot, but then leaned in anyways.>You wrapped your hooves around her and pulled her in.>Well, more pulled yourself to her.>She was warm and soft.>Relatively soft.>On a scale from de Lis to commander Tempest, Nightmare was somewhere in between but definitely closer to Tempest.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053868>You had a small portion of very basic tomato sauce and spaghetti on a plate in front of you since you’d thought it too rude to decline entirely.>Nightmare twirled her fork on her plate to gather up a bunch of pasta and sauce, then shoved it in her mouth.>”Mmh.”>She nodded in approval as she chewed and swallowed.>”Much better. But.”>Her fork, wreathed in her magic, spun in the air and pointed at you.>”We got so engrossed in getting food on the table that you never had time to tell what had you so occupied you didn’t have time to visit.”>You set down the little bit of pasta you’d been nibbling on and turned to look at her.>She didn’t look quite as intimidating as she usually did with a faint ring of red sauce stains around her plush night black lips.“Oh, that? We were busy… exploring dreams. It wasn’t the most interesting one about a weird and twisted supermarket, but then Fleur fell into a bottomless void and it turned into a nightmare of a memory. I think.”>Rubbing your chin with a hoof, you thought back to yesterday.>It felt like it’d been much longer with how much had happened since.>”You, exploring nightmares?”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053872>Water sloshed around and metal clinked against porcelain as Sassy washed the dishes in the sink.>Nightmare still sat on her seat with a beaming smile on her lips.>”That was truly excellent. Thank you ever so much, miss Saddles.”>Sassy glanced back with a brow arched.>”That was extremely simple and not much of anything at all, but thank you.”>The alicorn waved a shod hoof at the unicorn.>”I haven’t ever had time to enjoy culinary delights of any kind. Anyways…”>Her shoes clopped on the floor as she hopped off her chair.>”…as to today’s plan. As I just had time to say on your remarkably brief visit last night, we have found something. Namely, a sealed vault in the caverns beneath the castle. Are you aware of how this world and the other came to be?”>She nodded at you.>You thought back to Luna’s explanation about a spell that was meant to turn the world into a dream going horribly wrong and nodded back at her.>”Most excellent. The reason why this vault is so important is that, I believe, this vault holds the spell scroll – or at least a copy of it, likely thought to be the only one in existence – of the spell responsible for the situation Equestria is currently in.”>She spun around and took a few steps towards the door leading to the stairs.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053868>You spread your legs out wide and beckoned her in.Ara ara~>Reaching back with a hoof, you stroked the alicorn's neck.The audacity of this serf.>She then relaxed and leaned onto you, her weight pressing you onto the mattress you laid on.YOU DIED.>Sassy,I forgot she exists. Can't get mad at the tall mare.>I kinda went berserk and turned into a monster and nearly killed Fleur.What the fuck, don't tell her thatComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Mimobot EditionPrevious Thread: >>40808781https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40808781/#40808781Share your pony rices and tech related projects!
>>41024254Yes, permanently, I would probably trust her with that su binary more than myself, it's her special talent after all
bask under the warm glow of the orange thinklight
>>41047203That's neato, I've wanted to make my own desktop pets thing in the past, but these days I run a tiling wm (i3) and don't know how that would work, I guess they could just be overlaid and toggled on and off...>>41047270another sort of desktop pet huh, I guess there's interest there. I did like animes etc. where hackers had visual ways of triggering their hacks. Would be fun to have a pony that I could be like "nmap the network and tell me what's interesting". . . actually with LLMs it's possible. Making it simple is a good idea, start small.>>41047368It would be a fun novelty project, idk how useful we could ever make it, but with some fat GPUs running a nice LLM and voice synth it could get pretty crazy.Back in the day, around 2011 I was learning node.js and my pony project back then was a chat room that used the desktop pony gifs and you could fly around and just chat... that was pretty fun
Sussy EditionDiscuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War ThunderVidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>40977310
>>41053671>>41053764>soonIt's already ruined.>PSN account now required to play the game, instead of optional>>for "security" reasons no less>>Sony is NOTORIOUSLY lax on security and had had multiple colossal data leaks>EULA does not specify this requirement>PSN is not available in a large portion of the countries where the game is/used to be sold>>a significant portion of Europe including actual EU countries like Portugal, all of Africa except for South, and more - only 69 out of 150 "notable" countries have access>the publisher on Steam page changed from "Arrowhead" to "PlayStation" and the announcement is signed to Sony rather than Arrowhead>>Arrowhead previously claimed that "Sony isn't the one making the decisions" and "we're not going to be bought out by Sony" so either they lied or they cucked outAlso of course the snoy defenders are out in force too.
P.S. The most likely reason for this happening now is that Sony is butthurt over Stellar Blade's failure and resulting drop in PSN users, but instead of reflecting and not lying about features/not walking them back, they just doubled down on trying to pump up PSN usage by scamming people.It's also delightfully ironic that it's not even a week since Tarkov's "it's totally not a DLC so we don't have to give it for free to season pass holders" $250 pay-to-win PvE mode DLC - and Arrowhead mocking it.
>>41053866>Stellar Blade's failureSo the only thing it had going for it was the player model, huh. Or is it because Sony started doing what they do best and start censoring everything once it launched?
>>41053878The latter.
>>41053856I am now immensely fucking annoyed at Sony going full retard like usual
>What the heck is this?The 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup will be the fiftieth official 4chan Cup tournament and the thirteenth iteration of the Spring Cup series. Teams that were relegated from the 2024 4chan Winter Cup, those which failed to advance from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, and those which failed to qualify from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers, will compete at the event.>Who's playing today?/vg/ - /c/ 17:00UTC/s4s/ - /b/ 17:40UTC/lit/ - /m/ 18:20UTC/xs/ - /r9k/ 19:00UTC/vp/ - /his/ 19:40UTC/n/ - /vmg/ 20:20UTC/sp/ - /tg/ 21:00UTC/h/ - /pol/ 21:40UTC>When does /mlp/ play all of their group stage matches?Fri. Apr 26th, 21:40UTC /mlp/ 5 - 0 /o/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>41053714get a trip, pony123
wtf where can I watch those two past matches
>>41053804our two past matches, that is.
>>41053804https://implying.fun/spring24/
I love my purple mommy.
>>41047674I've fapped to this pic too many times over the years
>>41037885prince whatever and most public and big private server admins are in that server. just so you are reminded.
>>41053078
>>41053310Yes and? They can all go choke on a chode.
Best Filly EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>40913777Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41051926>fourteen and a half bits for Dash licksso worth
>>41052854Dash licks are priceless
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 11 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053520>In your dream, she is quiet at first; she’s looking at you>“Anonymous. Look at me.”>When you turn and meet her smile, she boops your nose>“Whenever you want to wake up tonight, just tell me, okay?”Sure.>“Otherwise, I think I’ll stay here and enjoy this.”>She curls further up against you and sighs, her eyes settling on the screen>“I have to say, it’s very peaceful to watch myself draw.”Yeah, you’re pretty good.>“I hope she doesn’t reach over for some of your dirty underwear and ruin this for us.”She won’t. I locked the hamper up in the laundry room tonight.>“Thank Celestia.”>“Squuuuuuarrrk!”>You both jump at the sudden return of Parrot-Celestia, who is perched on top of Nightmare Moon’s helmetComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053524>All she did was watch you for a while>Then she hugged you, for a really long time>You’re not sure why she did that, but it felt good>You think it might have had something to do with your dreams>But you don’t always remember them>Once you found out she wasn’t going to rape you though, it felt damn good to be hugged, you have to admit>It all felt like a dream>You can’t even remember when she left>Maybe, just maybe, if she can behave herself, you’ll let her cuddle with you sometime>Whenever she asks again>Man, she’s going to ask again the next time you see her, you just know it>Well, you’ll make her sign something first, before she can even touch the bed>You get up for breakfast>For some reason, roasted chicken is on your mind right nowComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053525Shes a menace.
>>41053525Well I certainly wasn’t expecting more of that story, good job
>>41053525They are awfully darn cute when they're not trying to molest (You).
Previous Thread >>40942449The girl needs more partying and love
>>41052938Diner Pinkie is always cool :DAlso that reminds me. Does anyone know what happened to that one dude who kept shipping Pinkie with his OC Copper Plume? I think guy name was Imperfectxiii and he got a bunch of artists to draw his OC and Pinkie together cause he was rich and it got to some Chris Chan level of obsession.
>>40985333HOOONK
>>41051324Keep going!>GAME!>2 rematches later Anon has gracefully beaten Dashie.>Her gamer rage was enough to satisfy Anon much to her relief.>Ponka notices AJ relief but has no idea what ‘twerking’ is.>As thanks for not having her ‘lower’ herself, AJ gets everyone Apple Cider.>This causes Rainbow to get drunk purely cause AJ made SURE to put alcohol in Dash’s drink.>After laughing at Dashie hitting on the girls, Anon sneaks Ponka up to the roof of the barn.>As the party goes on the two just feast on candy and talk about how the night is going.>While doing so, Ponka deformities show on her face after she accidentally wipes off the make up.>Anon responds to think by making her laugh via a fireworks(Really just flash paper he had on him)>The topic then switches to why Anon is a good gamer and guy all around.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41053852Bravo!
AI Art Thread #33Backends:>https://github.com/LykosAI/StabilityMatrixThis is more of a one click manager that you can install / run the other backends though. Easiest by far. Recommended to download Forge through it and use its built-in Civitai browser to download models with.For models not through the in-built downloader just download and drop them in Stability_Matrix\Data\Models\* (lora folder if a lora, TextualInversion if embedding, stablediffusion if checkpoint...)>https://github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forgeFaster / more efficient version of Automatic1111 with some helpful extensions built-in. I would recommend installing this through Stability Matrix.>Stable Diffusion Automatic1111https://github.com/automatic1111/stable-diffusion-webuiThe original for posterity's sake.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41052588That's a nice BJ
>>41053008Stop gatekeeping and tell us how you get the mare pussy so good.
>>41053811I'm pretty sure it's the new NovelAI model that can get it. The prompt is actually pretty simple if the data extracted with PNG info is accurate
>>41053811>>41053825This. Just prompt {equine pussy} in NAI.https://files.catbox.moe/c2hl35.png
>>41053840Can you post one that includes "close-up"?
The Lewis structure for CO2 looks kind of like a pony that's blushing. Whenever you exhale mini molecule mares are hopping out of your nostrils.
>>41053877but... that doesn't...
>>41053729Cool.Here is the Lewis structure for methane (fart gas).
>>41053877Thus spake Avogadro.
>>41053881Now do the VESPR sketch.
>>41053888
Post anything Izzy here.
>>41051303What do you think it means?
>>41051747I can't say it in front of Pipp
>>41048321Or what?
I want to hold her so bad right now.
>>41053176Which Izzy canon do you subscribe to?
Why does Celestia get so much pleasure out of watching something die?
>>41052683Something she can never have.
>>41052683Watching something die is inherently thrillingEdgy to say but true
>>41053370It’s true
>>41052683She knows Philomena will be fine.>>41052927Nice, but this is fucked.>>41053285Is this from Bram Stoker or Castlelvania?
>>41053370>Celestia decides to take a trip through the mirror>Gains access to the internet>Chances upon a gore site>Is completely enamored in the many gruesome ways humans die>Gets kicked out of the library
