Previous thread >>41062502Originating from a thread about a niche form of hypnosis, now encompasses varied hypnosis methods from spiraling specs to subtle spells, swinging watches to wafting brews. Post anything and everything about controlling a mind. All ponies (mares and stallions, fillies and colts) are welcome and encouraged. Greens and other content only tangentially related will be better recieved in SPG or SiM depending. Good rule of thumb is if it doesn’t involve taking control of a pony’s mind, it probably goes somewhere else. (e.g. no slavery without mind control scenes, IRL self-hypnosis audio, or tupperware rp)Thread archive https://ponepaste.org/9352
Maybe a green where Anon brainwashed Celestia and Luna when they were fillies turning them into his loyal cock socks, but was banished by star swirl both sisters miss their king/older brother, master.Then he returns.
>>41127766>>41128285Imagine being so braindead you actually can't separate fiction from reality in your mind to the point that you confuse the two, good fucking lord. Not to mention>hypocrite.jpg
>>41127766How do I search for mind control on that server.
>>41125171How bout this:https://derpibooru.org/images/3316998
>>41128860I really hope they do another art pack
>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the Badlands and beyond to the new colonies in the Mysterious South, fighting Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Most recently you were hired by the Equestrian Rehoming Project, an organization responsible for managing and encouraging immigration to Equestria’s new colonies>Your job is to escort and protect one of the Project’s heads, her entourage, and a large number of settlers, fifty ponies in all, all the way from the city of Appleloosa to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>The job has been rougher than normal but the excitement reached a crescendo just a few days ago when Diamond Dogs trapped your group within a canyon, leading you to take shelter in a newly excavated ancient Dog temple>After a costly battle in the temple you were forced to take a metaphorical leap of faith, leading you and your remaining clients to find yourselves trapped in an underground Diamond Dog city>Now you and your team of caravan guards must find a way to escape the city with as many settlers you canLast session ended with you speaking to Drift, an earth pony slave about ways to escape the Dog city, as well as details surrounding the upcoming slave auction.(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128883Thanks for the preemptive roll. I am using the previous roll chart from when you last encountered him. I’ll consider adding the roll charts for stealth in the future.>You and Downburst quickly move into a nearby corridor>Stepping back from the intersection as you did last time you snuff out your lantern and wait for the Dog to pass>Your heart beasts in your chest, both from excreting yourself while running and from the excitement of hiding>Slowly the Dog’s footsteps draw closer before suddenly stopping just a few feet from the intersection>You strain your ears to hear what the Dog is doing and hear what sounds like sniffing>The Dog grunts before calling out in broken Equestrian>”I told you no clean here, pony. You no listen. Why?”>You and Downburst remain silent and you step back slowly>”Answer, slave. Or guards come with whip.”>The footsteps resume and turn the corner, approaching you>”I smell you, pony. No hide. You answer or guards come with whip.”>The stench of iron and wine assaults your nose as you feel hot breath on your faceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41129092Probably have to subdue him. Do we have rope with us?
>>41129092Quick knock him out both you and downburst jump out and tackle him down to the ground in perfect sync and pound him as hard as you can to put him out of commission.
>>41129274I was thinking we tie him up and interrogate him first.
>>41129309That could work let's try that first but if it the dog gives us too much trouble then knock his lights out of commission into sleepville population him.
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 11 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Be Rainbow Dash>Be working up a sweat shadowboxing the morning sunlight, shining into Anon's bedroom>"Don't worry, bro, with me by your side, that dumb ol' heat of yours is going down!">You uppercut the sunlight with a “Kapow!”>Just cause it looks cool as a finisher>Drops of sweat, flying off of you, are glistening in the golden light>Anon grunts a little bit–a sure sign between bros, obviously, that says 'We're cool, Dashie, and that heat is totally going down!'>But his grunt, well… it actually sounds like it’s more of a whimper>And he’s moaning it up towards the ceilingMmm…>It’s actually pretty hot, and you don’t hear him like that all the time>Except when you can convince him to do some backyard wrestling with you>Getting to grab him, getting to feel him pin you down, pressing your wings so flat against the ground that not even you can get up!>And those super tight spandex wrestling costumes Rarity made for him…?>Well, that’s just the cherry on topComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41129111>He sounds just like Rarity whenever she bumps her hoof against the coffee table in the other room>And she has to let every pony else know about it>Pinkie calls those noises Rarity's 'hurt little hoovesies!'>Well, okay, he doesn't sound exactly the same as Rarity>His hurt little hoofsies noises are a lot... manlier>And some of them are kinda cute, but there's nothing little about them>Or him>His feet are still hanging off the edge of his bed, for pony's sake>You told him to get a way bigger bed, like, forever ago>He never did though, cause everytime he goes out, Fluttershy is right there on top of him>That's why you're here too, to help keep Fluttershy away from him>Sure, Anon’s heat is bad now, but ever since he got here, he's been making Fluttershy feel like that too>But, like, all the time>Must be torture for herComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41129112>His eyes are closed and he’s delirious, mumbling to himself>You spit the pillow onto his chest>“What?” You strain your ear down towards him>Through dry lips, he whispers:Heard humping… thought it was Fluttershy…>“What?!”>He mistook you for Fluttershy>You rear back in the air, and the top of your mane gets chopped at by the ceiling fan for a moment>Then you land at the foot of his bed>But without crashing into his feet>“Okay, obviously, you’re really delirious. And, dude, your vision must be really bad right now. I’m getting you a drink.”Water…>“I’ll get you a soda or something.”>Hear him groanComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I want to write other stuff though; sorry, character limit fucked me there, lel
>>41129115Anon must be really sick to want to fuck a pony. Put him out of his misery.
It's been a while let's fix that. Let's do reviews, how to fix them, speculations, and make our own stories. Previous threads.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/eqg%20the%20series/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/equestria%20girls%20the%20series/
Why is this dead?
>>41126825Paco?
>>41128274I guess people don't have much to say.
>>41128274We discussed everything there was to discuss, so the threads fell down quietly.
>>41126816What's even the context of this pic?
Previous thread: >>41123988>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41129293>I have more in common with the people in themSay it with me: Fan of the fandom.
>>41128149god I wish I could draw with a mouse, I can't even get a circle down without it lookin' like a poorly-drawn polyhedron or a deformed egg>>41129187>very shakey>delivers cutetoo talented for MD
>>41129329Ah, you stopped right before I predicted what you were going to say, kind of embarrassing.
>tfw could be having fun with popens but have to sit waiting to see if I'm picked for Jury Duty insteadThis is the dumb, Luna had the right idea, down with the Sun Tyrant.
>>41129356>he didn't tell them about jury nullificationoh well at least you can vote based on skin color
Silly mare edition.Previous thread: >>41052303Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41128245>I want to make this thread about no hooves so hardAnon, the RGRE thread has had nohooves greentext posted here for years. Nobody cares but you. Get over it already.
>>41128863Would they just call it shoe theory in their world because horseshoe is a little redundant
Foal marriage was probably pretty prevalent in RGREquestria's past, with the lack of males. Gotta get em locked down early lest you lose the chance altogether.
>>41129051The Wonderbolts acted as "first responders" in the show. They were (not very effectively) on the scene when Spike became Spikezilla, and the flag-finding exercise in the academy looked like search-and-rescue training.Having firefighters, EMTs, and so on being mostly men would be like one of those animes where everyone is replaced with teenage girls.
>>41129310>Exchange of Stallions (in truth it was more like "exchange of colts", given how young they usually were) was important to secure peaceful relation between clan in the pre-diarchy era. Raids of allied tribe for males was prevented, and the allied tribes would unite to prevent outside raiders.>It is speculated, however, that the lack of love in the individual relationships contributed to the problem of windigoes.-excerpt from Swooping, Flashing, and Stampedes: The Plight of Stallions in the Pre-Unification Era, by Dusty Tomes
Izzy Moonbow’s adorable and sexy design is the one redeeming aspect of gen 5.(Except her design in Tell Your Tale is shit)
>>41128687This was so funny, even if it slightly reduced the plausibility of Moonscout.
>>41128746>Slightly How so?
>>41129236I don't think Izzy would look like that if she was gay for Sunny.
What if Izzy suffered the most from the VA change because she was re-cast after everyone else?Most of the VAs in the movie are film actors, but Kimiko Glenn is primarily a TV cartoon VA. Originally, the G5 series was to be animated by Boulder in Ireland, but then it was given to Atomic in Canada. Canadian law says that shows produced in Canada must hire Canadians for their main cast
What is the opinion on G5?
>>41128677>>41128467>They have a contract with Discovery that lasts till March 31st 2025.
>>41128761G5 is set to end in 2025
>>41124400Never watched it, never will because of the uggo designs
>>41129276Yes, which makes it even funnier.
>>41128467G4 is still getting mer h in 2025, kek.
Why did she abdicate the throne only a few years after coming back from her millennia-long break? Is she stupid or just lazy?
>>41127911But such was life for Auntie Luna
>>41125305>Is she stupid or just lazy?big dick energy
>>41129129What the fuck does that mean?
>LunaMost overrated character in the show. Literally just very boring in every way black horse with no appeal.
>>41129200>very boring in every way black horse with no appealwe are made for each other
>"Anon? Honey, please open the door!">"You haven't left your room in days! Was it something I did? I-I'm sorry!">"Please just say something! HELLO!?">"Please... Please just tell me you're alright...">"...">"I love you..."
>>41123487>be me>walk in>"Anon! Oh gosh, I thought you were in your room!">"No, I've spent the last week at Sugarcube Corner, fucking Pinkie Pie in the ass.">"Well you know, you could have called. I was worried sick!">"Yeah, sorry. That puffy pink butthole has hella milking power, there was no way I was getting to my phone until she was satisfied.">"All right, all right. Anyway, I'm glad you're safe. Dinner's in an hour."And then I go take a shower because I stink like drying sex fluids and Ponka's ass sweat.
>>41123694>acknowledging bait>rageposting at baityou played right into his shit-stained hands.
>>41128938If polygamy is normal in Equestria and everyone does it, then Anon would have known about it like a week into being there just seeing it in passing. If he really didnt notice these married couples sleeping around, then Twilight absolutely would have sperged out about it while comparing cultures. If she didn't, he would have experienced it when they were dating when Twilight was eyeing up potential partners or talking about it, or actively cheating, or asked Anon who he wanted to fuck besides her. If money of that happened, then he probably would have learned about it when he became Prince and got culture on boarding lessons from Twilight or other royal attendants. There's no real way that after being in Equestria and married and a Prince that he was shocked to suddenly learn about this when he walked in on Twilight doing something they never once acknowledged.
>pony walks into your roomWhat does pony find?
>>41129324me masturbating
The cutest mare!! the most snowpity!! I love her! I love her! I love her!
>>41128261Would she ever boil them and spray the liquid with deodorant?
>>41128267Yes. With tuna juice as well to accentuate the snowpituous flavor.
>>41128267WTF? You can make deodorant out of Skittles?
>>41128284>enter room>see this>room smells like tuna juice
thats some good snowpity
Triple trouble EditionLast drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41062929/Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/
>>41128171kek, sometimes I forgot that EQG style make the characters 75% legs
>>41128171>>41128174>>41128418to be fair, they're nice legs
>>41128894That's a really transparent sheet
>Anon! Anon, check this out!>Pinkie gave me this old scroll that Maud found in a cave! I think it was written by starswirl the bearded!>It’s not important how I found this out, but it turns out that Starswirl wrote it with a special ink that only appears when it’s exposed to certain hormones contained in the urine of a mare in estrus- gosh, isn’t that clever, anon?>Anyways, after some careful lab analysis, spike and I figured out that it’s a time capsule spell!!!>That’s right, anon! As soon as this thread gets bumped off, everything in it will be transported through time eight whole years into the future, to the distant year of 2032!!>So what are you gonna post in it, anon? What interesting things do you have to share with future /mlp/?(gonna make a thread about this in 8 years, mark ur calendars)
aie
Man I love Mare Wives MILMW
>>41129263apparently piano is the shittiest instrument on planet earth to learn.I pirated myself a guide for scales and it fucking sucks, the piano posture is uncomfortable and the only piano I have sucks because the keys are sticky.
>>41129346Oh come on. It's THE gamer instrument.
>>41129350Let’s see if that’s true >have to pay ludicrous prices for training with a “pianist” because le piano tone or whatever bullshit musicians say >buying a piano, even a decent electric one is a fortune, the shitty Yamaha PS-1770 I have has sticky keys and only one scales worth of keys. >musicfags will just not help you, /mu/ is shit and they keep shilling for le “piano lessons” that you have to pay 200 per session for >uncomfortable posture, and reading sheet music at speed is a insurmountable challenge unless you dedicate hours There’s no way you can train yourself apparently is what /mu/ fags say.
Spunky Sporty Fillies Editionprevious immature horse: >>40985348
>>41127608I wonder if DT know what that mean
>>41128415She doesn’t, but it brings her, and every other filly, great elation when they say it.
>>41128415She does 100% she says it in a teasing manner. Shes a true brat…
>>41128415She surely do
>>41127608Man, I miss Shino and Pestil doing MLP but I guess they decided to go to the more loli way by drawing different lolis every time.
We have to celebrate our differences!
>>41129151Yona was the only memorable character from that zoomer slop.
>>41129151No. Fuck diversity.
>>41129303But ponies are already diversified in earth ponies, pegasus, unicorns, alicorns and zebras
>>41129313Zebras aren't ponies, kys.
>>41129151Chin chon chin cho chin chin chon chin cho chong
