>Anon! Anon, check this out!>Pinkie gave me this old scroll that Maud found in a cave! I think it was written by starswirl the bearded!>It’s not important how I found this out, but it turns out that Starswirl wrote it with a special ink that only appears when it’s exposed to certain hormones contained in the urine of a mare in estrus- gosh, isn’t that clever, anon?>Anyways, after some careful lab analysis, spike and I figured out that it’s a time capsule spell!!!>That’s right, anon! As soon as this thread gets bumped off, everything in it will be transported through time eight whole years into the future, to the distant year of 2032!!>So what are you gonna post in it, anon? What interesting things do you have to share with future /mlp/?(gonna make a thread about this in 8 years, mark ur calendars)
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Man I love Mare Wives MILMW
>>41129263apparently piano is the shittiest instrument on planet earth to learn.I pirated myself a guide for scales and it fucking sucks, the piano posture is uncomfortable and the only piano I have sucks because the keys are sticky.
>>41129346Oh come on. It's THE gamer instrument.
>>41129350Let’s see if that’s true >have to pay ludicrous prices for training with a “pianist” because le piano tone or whatever bullshit musicians say >buying a piano, even a decent electric one is a fortune, the shitty Yamaha PS-1770 I have has sticky keys and only one scales worth of keys. >musicfags will just not help you, /mu/ is shit and they keep shilling for le “piano lessons” that you have to pay 200 per session for >uncomfortable posture, and reading sheet music at speed is a insurmountable challenge unless you dedicate hours There’s no way you can train yourself apparently is what /mu/ fags say.
Spunky Sporty Fillies Editionprevious immature horse: >>40985348
>>41127608I wonder if DT know what that mean
>>41128415She doesn’t, but it brings her, and every other filly, great elation when they say it.
>>41128415She does 100% she says it in a teasing manner. Shes a true brat…
>>41128415She surely do
>>41127608Man, I miss Shino and Pestil doing MLP but I guess they decided to go to the more loli way by drawing different lolis every time.
Previous thread: >>41123988>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
beware of perverts when you shower at home
>>41129293>I have more in common with the people in themSay it with me: Fan of the fandom.
>>41128149god I wish I could draw with a mouse, I can't even get a circle down without it lookin' like a poorly-drawn polyhedron or a deformed egg>>41129187>very shakey>delivers cutetoo talented for MD
>>41129329Ah, you stopped right before I predicted what you were going to say, kind of embarrassing.
>tfw could be having fun with popens but have to sit waiting to see if I'm picked for Jury Duty insteadThis is the dumb, Luna had the right idea, down with the Sun Tyrant.
We have to celebrate our differences!
>>41129151Yona was the only memorable character from that zoomer slop.
>>41129151No. Fuck diversity.
>>41129303But ponies are already diversified in earth ponies, pegasus, unicorns, alicorns and zebras
>>41129313Zebras aren't ponies, kys.
>>41129151Chin chon chin cho chin chin chon chin cho chong
beautiful mare fat
>>41127782All she did was get strung up and tell Sunny to feel the rhythm
Pipp would look good with a messy mane
>>41128669looks like shit
>>41123106SEX WITH PIPP!!!
Silly mare edition.Previous thread: >>41052303Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41129044>implying i don't know /exactly/ how dangerous iowa's weather isit's all calculated risk, anon. i'd probably send spitfire into conniptions every time i hung out to watch her work with dangerous weather though and would start taking shelter just for her ease of mind.>>41129035>>pegasi struggling to adapt to how wild earth's weather is compared to equestria, forcing them to grow strong and resourceful>>mares picking up human customs (lord help the first mare that messes with someone's cast iron) and vice versaooh, now that i think about it this might result in weathermares modeling themselves after human first responders like firefighters, EMTs, and search & rescue. would probably be a nightmare integrating that into existing first responder stuff though, especially an all pony thing trying to mesh with traditionally all human responders
>>41128245>I want to make this thread about no hooves so hardAnon, the RGRE thread has had nohooves greentext posted here for years. Nobody cares but you. Get over it already.
>>41128863Would they just call it shoe theory in their world because horseshoe is a little redundant
Foal marriage was probably pretty prevalent in RGREquestria's past, with the lack of males. Gotta get em locked down early lest you lose the chance altogether.
>>41129051The Wonderbolts acted as "first responders" in the show. They were (not very effectively) on the scene when Spike became Spikezilla, and the flag-finding exercise in the academy looked like search-and-rescue training.Having firefighters, EMTs, and so on being mostly men would be like one of those animes where everyone is replaced with teenage girls.
unofficial thread I guess, but it's been almost a month since the last one died and almost two weeks since OP said he'd make a new one. Con is less than two months away and I (and probably others too) need to start planning stuff and talking to people about things. Copypasta below>What is /mlp/ con?Together we're going to organize an online convention by and for /mlp/It will focus on: 1) the show, 2) /mlp/, and 3) the fandomCheck out some of our events from 2023 that are linked from this site: https://mlpcon.online/schedule.html>When is it?June 28-30 2024>How will the con be held?Special events in this thread or othersLive streams on YouTube, Picarto, or private streaming platforms, broadcast via CyTubePre-recorded videos made for the con viewed on CyTubeDuring the con, most activity and interaction will occur on the con thread and/or CyTubeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128007>a second panel has hit /mlp/con
>>41128007do another mare panelI like mareswhat's your idea?
>>41128893I'm going to get very oral with mares and orally tell a story on the spot, likely late at night so anons can have something to listen or fall asleep to. Different kind of storytelling and will have nothing pre-planned.It'll be a new challenge. And much like Horsewords & (You), it still won't have any writing.
>>41128968Sounds good to me>nothing pre-plannedReally? But what if things get lewd
>>41129315Restraint and tact, anon.I'm thinking that it'll be a Horsewords topic one day, going into lewd stories and how to broach adult topics like that. Anyone can write porn but it takes some form of adult control to write a story that can also have some form of sexual intimacy that exists.What unironically can destroy a story is the inclusion of sex. The pacing, tonal whiplash, gratuity that is never seen anywhere else or in any other context.You also have shit like Twilight that thrives off of the topic of sex to the point there were extended scenes and conversations. But those are shit stories for many reasons.
>Anon please don't be mad but Discord just told me something horrible. He said when he was just a young chaos godling he opened a portal to a world, turned into the form of a snake and convinced two other creatures to eat from a magic fruit as a joke. He said the fruit drove them insane and that they got kicked out of the garden soon after that. It sounds like this happened on your world. So all of your world's problems are Discords fault! Don't be mad anon, hes a changed chaos creature even if he did betray us all to Tirek...
>>41128940>He believes the story of Genesis to be purely symbolic and not a recounting of historical events40 IQ wanting to be 80 IQ
>>41128934Fluttershy can you stop inviting your friend over. It was okay when we were still dating but now that we're living together I feel like he's watching us every time we have sex. The other day he made a pass at me and tried to rope me into having sex with him while you watched. I has to be *you* who tells him this because he won't listen to me.
>Discord also...uh...maybe told an old Mesopotamian man that he will be the patriarch and ancestor of a people that will inhabit the Levant region and that their numbers will be equal to the stars in the night sky
>>41128934>Fluttershy, my beloved. Let me tell you a story.>On my world, we knew Discord by a different name.>Satan. >The Adversary. The Serpent. The Great Deceiver. The Prince of Lies.>He was the first enemy of mankind, and he is destined to be our last.>All the suffering on Earth. Famine, pestilence, war, and death. Envy and greed, sloth and gluttony, lust and wrath... and pride.>All of it, because of him.>...You believe he changed? That he ever could?>Oh, Fluttershy.>If you were anypony else, I'd mistake that innocence of yours for arrogance. For hubris. For Pride, his cardinal sin.>But you aren't.>And you are free of it.>...There's a reason why we call him the Prince of Lies.>Repentance isn't in his nature.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128934I just want to talk to him.
Previous >>40906320ITT: Let's explore any and all sorts of ideas for the underutilized and under-developed Shadowbolts from Equestria Girls.---Completed Stories:Treating Miss Sweet by ChurroAnon- https://pastebin.com/7r8iCJ2U---Ongoing Stories:To Listen (Part 1) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbLGame of Headphones (Part 2) by AlexanderGrey- https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Bump
>>41126628I remember an old green where she "dated" a rough guy.
>>41128450Was it >rape?
"You will become sluttier! You WILL become sluttier!"Check out our new slutty story archive!https://ponepaste.org/6295Previous Slutterfuge: >>40864233
>>41127427>that clinginess conforming to her buttcheeksI'm getting hard...
>>41106870Ywnbaw pics?
>>41127427>"Anonymous, can I ask you a question about my dress?""Oh, sure thing Maud. What's up?">You were going to a dinner with Pinkie Pie as her guest along with her sisters.>As you look up at her, you notice her knock out body.>She normally keeps it hidden away under baggy or frumpy clothes."Wow, you look incredible. I honestly feel underdressed now.">"Thank you. But you may be overdressed compared to me in a way. And that will depend on how you answer my question.">She says with a straight face but a hint of a blush on her face."What do you mean?">She turns and shows you her back.>"Is my bra strap showing?""Uh... uh, no.">Which makes you wonder."Wait, how is your bra not showing?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41128548Unf
>>41128548fucking sluts
Name a better ship
>>41128661>SHPING
>>41128766Right in front of me the whole time, that's funny
Some nice Petalstorm in the AI thread right now.
>>41087407Any G4 ship
>>41129302>muh g4
How do you respond without sounding angry?
>rape
>Rape
>>41129218I would keep snuggling Rary
Intel heist editionOLD THREAD: >>41104177Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/If you'd like a custom icon on the mlp.tf scoreboard, post your Steam ID and attach your desired icon in the thread.>Server infoServer IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015Password: check filenameSteam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_Map downloads (extract the .bz2 file, then place the .bsp file in /tf/download/maps): http://mlp.site.nfoservers.com/server/maps/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41127041The Ap-Sap is fine as it is, but it’s just that I have bad luck with it more often than not.I’m looking more to modify the kunai and Dead Ringer. I was able to successfully install a plug-in that uses a custom items_game.txt file to modify the kunai, but the Dead Ringer seems to remove half of its cloak upon being hit even when the cloak_consume_on_feign_death_activate attribute is removed or even simply altered to a different value. It seems as though this is inherent to the “feign death” cloak type and this stat exists purely for ceremonial purposes. Any tips?
>>41128598 (Me)To clarify, the plug-in I mentioned only works when not connected to VAC secure servers and I’ve only made sure to test it all locally. You won’t get to see me use it until Valve decides to implement it into the core game.
Can we bring back that zombie fortress mod? The one that's a l4d mod
https://youtu.be/icGTBLeBXnE?si=XTcuFvcvHFbR1feQbump
Give cute NEETs a home edition.Previous: >>40915942>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Bumping for good green
also contributing my bump
NunNEETs.Are there any NEETs you think might be okay with being walled off in a convent?Alternatively, are there any you can see making decent nuns?
>>41128699That’s a novel conceptNun neet pone may need to be its own thing but I can definitely see it
>>41129260Funnily enough, when I first brought up the idea I had made a post or so of green for it but never got around to posting it. Maybe I should give it another shot.
AI Art Thread #36Backends:>https://github.com/LykosAI/StabilityMatrixThis is more of a one click manager that you can install / run the other backends though. Easiest by far. Recommended to download Forge through it and use its built-in Civitai browser to download models with.For models not through the in-built downloader just download and drop them in Stability_Matrix\Data\Models\* (lora folder if a lora, TextualInversion if embedding, stablediffusion if checkpoint...)>https://github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forgeFaster / more efficient version of Automatic1111 with some helpful extensions built-in. I would recommend installing this through Stability Matrix.>Stable Diffusion Automatic1111https://github.com/automatic1111/stable-diffusion-webuiThe original for posterity's sake.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41129252Dude, please gen this NSFW
>>41129275https://files.catbox.moe/54814h.pngangles make things hidden, its like she tripped and twisted round to find her head in zipps crotch, all it added was teats and tounge,
>>41129022Yes, pls gibe Zippe.
>>41129275Different anon, decided to try though. Get nommedhttps://files.catbox.moe/n65jlv.png
