how do i make my room better?also male living space thread
>>2770571Get a woman, they will fill up your living space with bullshit. They love floating shelves which inherently suck.
>>2770571>>2770573If you take it up the but or can’t get a girl, get some music equipment and retarded flags to hang on the wall like my bachelor pad.
>>2770573can u give advice but im gay so what do i doi can buy plushies but i dont wanna come across as a creepdo i just hang fake fruit from the ceiling or do i build a second toilet? idk i want to seem like i know what im doing without my landlord thinking that i eat coconuts sometimes idk im really afraid of thatthank you
>>2770576You’re gay? Your type is bred to be interior designers. Go get your tips frosted and knock down that supporting wall to create an open floor plan concept!
>>2770571use the opportunity of having no furniture and paint the walls. after that, start shopping for new furniture. keep it clean afterwards.
>>2770571lmao
>>2770581whats an open floor plan? I don't want people to see me or esle they might know what i do behind closed doorsim really hungry right now do you eat ?otherwise i draw a lot of gay furry porn so my DIY knowledge is very low, could you send me a tutorial on woodworking so i can cement a sawblade into my wooden desk or do i somehow use a hotdog indicator
>>2770571that's special.
Put some shit on the walls
>>2770571What do you mean better? Looks pretty good already. Just needs a bench so you can work on small stuff and you're golden.Also why the hell do you have 3 butt plugs? You've only got one ass.
>>2770600i need to work my way up to the large onie
>>2770601The two in the middle look the same size.
>>2770601>>2770603Also that's suck a dumb logic. Do you also get a boyfriends with increasingly larger dicks to "work your way up to the large ones"? Bloody retarded, mate.
>>2770573How tall are you that you need a ladder ti reach that shelf?
>>2770595Even Mr. Hands had to start somewhere.
>>2770610Reading a bubble level on top of and all the way to the rear of a ~6.5ft shelf and looking closely at the rear to mark all of the holes for the bracket as you’re holding the shelf up at the same time is difficult unless you’re Yao Ming.Try holding a board just above your head, rest a level on top, and read the level.
>>2770611>>2770601>i need to work my way up to the large onieyou're not worried about the side effects? have you even looked them up? they don't make pads for anal leaks.
>>2770597lmao
>>2770606This, you are either born gay and have a natural ability to take it up the bum, or you are a porn brain addled straight dude who thinks he might be gay because he thinks it is easier than getting a woman
>>2770606have you never in your entire life trained for anything or do you just look at every obstacle and go"this is stupid why would do this"
>>2770624My Jr. High health teacher says there's no problems. This is just a lifestyle choice I can make
>>2770688i'm not saying you can't be gay. this is none of my business. but you also gotta research the side effects of making your anus larger. your junior high teacher is supposed to make you feel at ease, he WILL NEVER tell you these things. as you grow older your muscles down there will relax on their own. adding stretching to that it could lead to leakage. this is similar with guys who do sounding for example, over time they develop problems with incontinence. i'm not judging your lifestyle choices, it's entirely up to you. i'm just lovingly pointing out the holes in your welding OP.
>>2770596What compels grown men to aquire pet cats?
>>2771038If you battle enough with them, they eventually get enough xp to evolve into catgirls.
finished up installing my super hifi into my new apartment today. full surround sound in the living room with only the highest quality speaker system
>>2770594you any good?
>>2771049no
>>2771038i can answer that:> cats are unpredictable by nature, that alone makes them funnier than any piece of furniture you'll ever own.> cats relieve anxiety. it's like having a buddy who's only request is a massage.> cats make sure you get up every once in a while. they ask for food and water by looming around you. over time it becomes a language you yourself understand. > cats help you keep your sanity. if you're a loner, having a cat is better than dead silence all the time.> cats are no where near as demanding as dogs. they learn how to use the litter box from day 1, and they don't take up space or bark for no reason, and they remain indoors.> cats are pleasant to the eye.> older cats develop character and stoicism like dogs do.> cats give the best anal rimming orgasms ever.
>>2771038>Dude I'm SUCH A MAN>Cats are for GIRLS AND SISSIES>Gonna get me a DOG LIKE A MANWhat compels a grown man to be this retarded?
>>2770571don't bother...life sucks
>>2771056Triggered the cat man lmao
>>2771044
>>2770571Stop being a degenerate.
>>2771063Every dog person I know smells like shit and their homes smell like shit because their dog smells like shit and they are too fucking lazy to train it so half the time they let it shit in the house. You pet their dog once and your hand smells disgusting for 2 days. >"Anon my house is clean I don't smell anything." Eat some of your dog's shit you nosedeaf retards.Also OP since you have no style just get an anime wallscroll and call it a day. You're going to overheat your braincel if you think about it too much.
>>2770571how do you casually let anal plugs touch your floor like that? isn't it contaminated with your germs? you walk on that spot with your bare feet, and you'll be french kissing these same germs when you go to bed later.
>>2771089Sorry you grew up in a trailer park
>>2771146Right anon, I bet your dog home totally doesn't smell like fuck from dog. You're the one. No way you're like every dog owner who says the same delusional shit.
>>2771089>>2771150And cat people walk around smelling like cat toiletNo pets is an option too, but it makes sense that a manchild with cartoon posters on the walls wouldnt have considered that
>>2770571Get rid of those verti al plastic windwackers.
>>2771169Hard af projection, shitsmeller
>>2771105>assuming somebody like OP doesn’t weigh 375lbs and smell like mayonnaise, bologna, and sweaty asshole when they walk into the 7eleven for their Mountain DewI don’t think OP is too worried.
>>2771038When you arent a rentcuck, you can own any animals you want.
>>2770606every wondered why gays have triple digit body count?
>>2771693Dogs still take more work tho, like if you work a lot of 14hr days or go out of town for a meeting for 3-4 days, you have to make some plans to keep doggo from becoming a shitter and angry. Cats can handle that because they’re assholes.
>>2771053A malfunctioning electric fireplace does all of this sans litterbox.>But what about-All of it.
>>2771673Catfag retard logic
>>2771721Not that anon, but the only animal ive ever had which deliberately shit on my pillow was a rescue Pomeranian. It had almost as many issues as the woman at the rescue who kept calling and eventually came over to the house to make sure the dog was OK.I gave the fucker back
How can you decorate with soul but without looking like a cluttered mess. Or sterile npc house either
>>2771726My autism prevents me from creating things like this
I've got some hanging & standing plants, a designer light, nice complementing furniture (mostly wood, all on legs). Looks nice but not tryhard.
>>2770571>le epic team pupperino even bring their cat seething to DIYObsessed isn't the fucking word
>>2771728The only reason to have 11 chairs in the bedroom is if you or your boyfriend is getting gangbanged on a weekly basis.
>>2771733That sounds kinda hot but I dont have that >_<
>>2771731>obsessedcat cucks brought up and continue to seethe about dogs lmao
>>2770571Get>a bed frame on legs>sheets and blankets for your bed>a nightstand>a sofa or 2-3 armchairs>a coffee table>a wardrobe for your clothes>a large potted plant (optional)>a box for your buttplugs (mandatory)You don't have to get it all at once. You can check friends or ads for giveaway stuff if you can't afford to buy. If you have an IKEA where you live, it generally hits the spot between price and decent quality.
>>2771721I don't own a shitsmelling cat or an extra shitsmelling dog there projectofag. Just deal with the fact that you're the smelly kid in class and rational people fucking hate you
>>2770624If you rush into it you have a higher chance of side effects. Properly trained muscles and sinews can take a lot without injury.>they don't make pads for anal leakageBut they do make adult diapers. Plus you can always wear a plug. May as well if your spincter is that far gone already.
>>2771038They are fluffy, they are squishy, they don't cost a lot and don't need that much space and are not slaves like dogs.Better question, what compels city dwellers to get a dog?
dry warm and a slight breeze if you can increase oxygen concentration that would good, should note the breeze is better if it is carrying a slight varying electrical charge.
>>2771728Yes goy, keep working. Buy the antique furniture. It will all be worth it. Your neighbours will be great
bedframe is obvious, dresser, bookshelf and a couple paintings and plants as well. after that, what do you do in your room other than sleep and masturbate? if you spend time on a laptop then a desk, if you watch tv/movies then a tv, etc.
>>2771963doubt.jpg
>>2772028>Your neighbours will be greatdafuq
>>2771728There are 6 typewriters and 11 cuck chairs in that bedroom.What's the spike thing on the foot of the bed?
>>2772101That is kind of stupid. But what else could you put there
>>2772115Lamps or just embrace negative space
>>2771728Sad to see this happen.
>>2771731to be fair her face does kinda look like a toilet
>>2772101It's a clock, there's a similar one on a wall at the top of the image.
>>2770571oh, this is so sad, boy.firstly, you better be locked and plugged right now.secondly, think about how your gay hookups are going to feel when they walk into an empty room with junk all over the floor and a mattress on the ground in the corner. where will they sit? where will you fuck? the floor? like teenagers? yikes. where will you serve your man some food or a drink? where will he put his clothes if he isn't a disorganized floor-based savage like you? you won't get a respectable man that way.you need:- bed: a bigger ("full" sized at minimum, queen ideally) bed on a bedframe, off the floor, with a headboard. a full sheet and pillow set. bed should be kept made. have an easy-to-clean blanket folded on the foot that can be quickly spread out over the bed to keep stains off your comforter.- surfaces. a nightstand on at least one side of the bed, but ideally both. where will you keep the toys and lube? where will your visiting man put his phone? if you have space still, a small writing desk, kept free and clean at all times of anything that isn't a few books between bookends, or whatever you're actively working on (laptop, notebooks, whatever).- seating. at minimum, a comfortable single chair. better is a loveseat and a little coffee table to put legs up on. best is a little loveseat and a comfortable chair arranged around a little coffee table so you can sit opposite each other and relax if the energy needs work before fucking. if you have a writing desk, a simple unadorned wooden chair tucked under the desk.- storage: clothes storage. a dresser, or an organized closet. doesn't matter what form. it's to get your cluttery clean clothes and doodads off the floor and out of visual range. a laundry hamper for all dirty clothing and sheets.keep your shit off the floor.next i'll include some design nice-to-haves.try to maintain some kind of material consistency in your furniture. light woods, dark woods, white, black, etc.
>>2770571>>2772253nice to haves:- segmentation: separate sleeping/fucking and 'living' areas. if you do this by layout or by design, up to you. easier to do by design. put a nice low-pile rug under either your sleeping area or your living area. otherwise you're always fucking in your living room & living in your sleep zone and that blows and makes it look like a cheap dorm room.- lighting: nobody wants to fuck in the pitch dark in a new place. nobody wants to fuck in the lighting equivalent of the middle of a bright overhead-lit walmart aisle, either. get better lighting. a standing lamp with a warm bulb will put indirect light upwards. a desk lamp on your writing desk or nightstand, aiming onto the wall to indirect the light. fairy lights strung around work well because you're already a fairy. a fake led neon sign adds color. some intentional color lighting helps too. get a cheap chinese "ripply effect" light if nothing else.- personality, decoration: things on the walls, a small number of things on shelves, or a lot of things in display cases. if you have 500 miku figurines, they go in a glass display case. if you have 2 miku figurines and some novelty chastity cages, they go on bookshelves. if you have no miku figurines (or other trinkets of personal interest), that's sad. either way, you'll need stuff on walls. if you have personality, put up prints of an art style that you like. turn the nice lighting you have on to find bright spots on the wall. put the art near there. if you have no personality, hang a pride flag on the wall, get a fake LED neon sign from etsy with something funny or sexy written in it, and put some posters from movies or games you like up. anything, no matter how cringe, is better than psycho blank walls. also have a few books at least that are about things you are interested in.i also suggest not having visible screens or tech. use a cheap chinese projector on a bookshelf if you want a "room screen". makes visitors more comfortable.
>>2772000>But they do make adult diapers. Plus you can always wear a plug. May as well if your spincter is that far gone already.the terror
>>2772253I'm not gonna lie man this exact post made an inside joke in my friend groupidk why you're able to do that butI better be locked and plugged RIGHT NOW.
any ideas?
>>2771726nice wall aesthetic desu. 10/10 panels.
>>2772718Wow, four buttplugs!
>>2770571Have at least 5 rifles within a maximum of 5 second reach.
>>2772717lmao, hell yea
>>2771056Whatever, you still let an animal shit in your house
>>2772718You can start by fixing the bed and turning on the lights
>>2770571Nothing. This space is perfect AS IS
>>2770571> maleBut not a Man.Take ivermectin. Get rid of the parasite that's telling you to stick your dick in other men's bottoms to spread itself, particularly corrupting the young away from happiness and healthy families for themselves, as you were.
>>2773388meds
>>2772732What caliber?
>>2770575this
>>2773555OP's pic has 3 butt plug lying on the floor.
>>2774435meds
>>2770571>male living space threadK
>>2772253>bed: a bigger ("full" sized at minimum, queen ideally) bed on a bedframe, off the floor, with a headboardwhat if i don't have space for a full bed and don't need it and rather keep the space for other things like a large kotatsu style table
>>2770595is that a door handle or something, what's going on there
>>2774750I envy your innocence.
>>2770571workbench?
>>2773017humans already shit in the house
>>2771726Based and Goobypilled
>>2771731>>2772194>her face does kinda look like a toilet
>>2774747that's fine, i guess, as long as you don't ever want to invite others over to sleep with you. a full is minimum for that.
>>2770621ackshually it's 6'1"
>>2774361various
>>2771044I like your cabinet.
after
>>2774868before
>>2773555Correct. Ivermectin is a medication.
>>2774508This is my destiny after college, isn't it...
>>2775151holy kek
>>2771728me being broke prevents me
>>2770571There's nothing wrong with it. Buy something else if you need it and it's practical.
And stop shoving things up your ass
>>2774754kek I thought that was just a removed doorstop
>>2770571pc desk+chair
>>2774868quit putting every weight in a new spot on the floor, dipshit
>>2770573I'm a woman and I have zero floating shelf because I don't trust them, I don't want to punch holes in my apartment when I don't know where the wiring or pipes are. My storage solution is clear plastic boxes stacked on dragnet carts. >>2770571Get a bedframe with wheels so you aren't sleeping on the floor and you can move your bed around. If your window get a lot of sunlight you can put a shelf in front of the window and grow basils, if there aren't enough light you can get a lamp with high wattage 60W preferabley, or a least 40W so you can use halogen to start seedlings, but usually, Philips's 14 W (replacement for 100W) 1500 lumens is excellent for making basils grow even with no natural light. Use terra cotta pot as without sun and wind the soil won't dry as much and herbs hate that. Get an air purifier or make your own with a fan.
>>2770571Bed frame SandbagsWeights
>>27727181 dungeon hostage
>>2777150If OP have the room I recommend the Skarpo Armchair, I like how it's easy to clean, and because it's off the ground there is less space for pests to hide, I have fallen asleep in this armchair many times in winter -- the only downside is that the plastic can retain heat when it's really hot. The space under the armchair can be used for storage, the opening at the back is bigger. Depending on where you put the armchair you can keep shoes underneath and slide the shoe tray and and out.All my chairs and tables are like patio or outdoor because it's easy to clean, I like the white or gray colour, I can make it softer with a cushion that's easier to clean that seat cushions. For coffee table I recommend Utter's children's table as they are study, the legs can be screwed off for flat storage, it's easy to clean and white fits anywhere, goes well with your beige walls.
>>2770581That reminded me, there used to be a designer show on CBC or CTV where a gay couple was clearly given the show on the assumption that gays must be good designers, but they weren't, they were fucking trashy an painted a wall yellow and black, attention getting terrible. There was a beautiful chocolate coloured wood book shelved, they painted it white and filled it with crap, fake green plant partnered with a candle in every shelf. I'm female but I absolutely fucking hate purely decorative crap like fake plants or figurines. Like with real plants, I can either eat it or it cleans my air.
>>2772718looks solid to me
>>2773017You are an animal shitting in your house retard
>>2771728where do you sit
>>2772718idk some chains maybe
>>2770581>You’re gay? Your type is bred to be interior designers.You'd think this based on media, but so many of us are just terrible at design. I tell my friends regularly - usually when I'm warning them about the state of my dress or apartment - that I'm not a "fashion gay" or an "interior decorator gay". Maybe I got the wrong firmware flashed.Meanwhile, so many gay friends assume they've got it, but they really don't. I don't need to be an expert to know that a room full of clashing nauseating colors is not design, it's a drunken sloppy Ikea run.
>>2771038dogs require time that a single dude working full time doesn't typically have. cats are far more independent by nature, which doesn't mean they aren't affectionate and can't be social, they can just tolerate bouts of isolation far better, especially if given a decently interactive environment (toys, cat-tree, etc.). you also don't have to walk them outside. all that said, not all cats are the same. white one here doesn't care for orange idiot but gets along with the other two females.>inb4 no sheets on bedsheets are in washer plus we're in the middle of moving.
>>2771038usually women
>>27801031 cat - fine, 2 cats - acceptable. 4 cats, well now we know your home absolutely reeks to high heaven. Enjoy the cats you smelly fucker
>>2780103that mattress is nasty
>>2780216I've got two and while I greatly enjoy their company, I also can't imagine having more in the same house. It's not the smell (which is basically nothing if you manage things right), but the amount of hair. Plus the food and litter adds up.
>>2771038Dogs are for jobless people that have time to keep an eye on them unless you jam them into a cage or keep them outside.List for normal size dogs and not small house dogs. Yea you can train them to not to do this shit. But do you really have the time?Dogs will destroy your stuff.Destroy your windows blinds and window screens if you left your windows open.Fuckin loud. Barking at every little noise or due to its anxiety.Shitting and pissing everywhere.Chewing on your shoes, collectables, cables, etc.Pissing because they get hyper when they see you.Running up and down the hallway like a retard.Hair everywhere.Dog diarrhea.Wooden trim and doors damaged from them clawing at it.Chewing on wooded steps.Clawing at the carpet and rugs.Barking at people you have over.Dogs smell.Attacking someone at random and having to pay for it. If the dog is outside.Dogs were never meant to be pets but as working animals.
>>2770571
>>2771038the "dog owners" that say this kind of shit inevitably have a tiny yappy piece of shit, which i view as waaay more feminine and faggy than cat ownership. what compels grown men to acquire small dogs? they're literally just living stuffed animal creatures for women. they exist in a constant tortured state of agony and anxiety, they have tiny bladders and have to shit every five minutes, they bark at ear-shattering decibels for hours every time any noise of any kind approaches 500ft of your home, they're completely useless and cannot be trained to perform any task (even worse than a cat, who at least forms a regular routine that helps reinforce your own).the hierarchy of pet quality isbig dog > cat > no pet > bird and rodent and reptile and fish and other >>>>>>>>>>> small dog owners
>>2771038inclination towards solitary activities rather than social activities
>>2781177My room may be a filthy hoarder sty but at least it's not this.
>>2781177i used to live like this during my depressive phase, in an attic space a lot like this. it fucking sucked. i didn't realize how much it fucking sucked until i pulled out of it. i almost killed myself before the end of it, and i think i probably would end up following through if i thought i was gonna end up back like this again.
>>2781345What saved you?
>>2775150This is lovely but those cables under the TV need to be hidden.
>>2781480both luck and need to get better work for money. the lack of money killed my drinking because nobody will give me booze for free. and also i wasn't gonna have a place to live soon.then, just time. so.. me, i guess. and more demands. just had to choose not to buckle under the demands. sounds stupid but that was it.
>>2781487that's not depression you're probably just a lazy cunt who has to get shit together under pressure otherwise depressed people are usually quite organized
>>2774868Why do you have so many brands of plates? I really hate putting different kinds of plates on the two sides, even if they advertise the same weight, the distribution and actual weight might be fucky
>>2781246My parents' dog is nothing like what you describe. She's very quiet, very intelligent, and can go half a day without needing out. She does a great job of alerting for people that shouldn't be there too. You're just used to chihuahuas. Expand your knowledge.
>>2781487proud of you anon
>>2781503lol aight. i'm sure i wouldn't know and that you'd know better, doctor house.
>>2781641thanks bro! proud of you too. i'm sure you're a good dude
>>2781177>Asmongold's room Don't know why people like him can't just use a trash can. Even a bare trash bag on the floor would be better than a full on trash table.
>>2781604good small dog owners are few and far between. sounds like maybe your parents are one of them.i live in a city with an outsized dog population, and the small dogs are everywhere, and if they're small, they're annoying little cunts in the ways i describe with a probability easily exceeding 85%. they're a blight upon apartment-dwellers and urban home dwellers alike with incessant barking that triggers the whole neighborhood of dogs into hours long yapfests, and their owners are typically the most irresponsible pieces of shit, just letting them run around outside with no leash to run up and nip at people and get into fights with other (usually bigger) dogs and leaving their shit on the sidewalk whereever the dogs stop.dachshunds and chihuahuas represent the majority of the ones i see.if you own a small dog and you don't want to be seen as a total piece of shit, pile more shame and judgement on your fellow small dog owners. they fucking need it.
>>2780103at least give them some toys, they look so depressed
>>2781672Before you know it, you have several half full trash bags and still have trash laying around.Its poor mental health, or learned bad habits which will result in poor mental health.His mom was a drug user, poor, fat, ate like shit, hoarded by nickel and diming herself with cheap consoomer goods.Look at Sodapoppin, he grew up in a wealthy household. He was taught to be confident and boisterous. His *adopted* brother is a lawyer. Most of his siblings and extended family have degrees, he was in college which his parents were paying outright for.He's the same exact type of binge gamer who lets trash pile up. He would show his desk with like 6 soda cans and laugh at how messy he was, then clean it up. He hires a maid to clean his house.Asmon has the same exact money, he can afford to move somewhere nice and pay a maid to keep it clean. He easily has the luxury to not live in squalor. His taught helplessness and mental illness somehow wont let him do so.
>>2781673You should require a license to own a dog, too many fucktards with muh fur babies
>>2781708Asmon literally has another housethat one is kept for the streamer sona
>>2771728Fucking hell dude. There's a house with an identically shaped attic for sale... The biggest difference besides paint and furniture is that it has the wood construction of the attic exposed and lacquered, but THAT ONLY MAKES IT BETTER! Why, WHY did you have to remind me? ~300k, 300m2, built 1990, fully renovated 2015. It would be fucking perfect.>>2772192That's standard for that kind of parket it has those shit edges. It might be the exact same kind I have in this apartment. Really unpractical.
>>2781634Is this guy dead? I've seen this so many times.
>>2781808i never assumed he was - just looks like your standard passed-out depressed alchie to me. steel reserves, franzia boxes, diet coke and vodka bottles, sitting at the computer. probably got back from his shift and started drinking while he watched youtube or something til he just passed out in his spot.looks to me like he left his door open and a roommate snapped a pic, probably because of the undoubtedly horrendous snoring.i always feel bad for him. he's living like someone who feels like they're in a dead-end with no way out.
>>2781673>apartmentsI mean, when aren't the vast majority of apartment dwellers being a collective pile of shit?
>>2781849>when aren't the vast majority of apartment dwellers being a collective pile of shit?99% of the time, outside of amerimuttistan
>>2781945Is this the part where I try to guess what country you're from to figure out why you're butthurt at people you never have to interact with?
>>2770606>>2770601>>2770624biggest one isn't even that big
>>2772718just add wood slats so mattress won't be on ground & since mattress is narrower than bed you can push it to one side & use exposed slats as a little makeshift side table to place your phone, a book or a snack on.
>>2771714Haha perfect imagine being tethered to something not your child.
>>2775299Big fan of the the Corsi Rosenthal box
Do I have enough stuff to not look like a psycho yet?
>>2784615Where are your buttplugs?
>>2781246parrot>no pet>big dog>cat>other>>>>>guinea pig>small dog
>>2770571If strapped for cash go the old school college route and acquire some cement blocks and some lumber and piece together your own furniture. Also quit shoving things up your ass.
>>2770571First you must rotate around da cube
Stop being a white piece of shit....oh wait
>>2775299I've done something similar to this before but using only one Merv 12 filter taped to the front of the fan. It worked really well at catching dust and also cleaning the smell of the room, though the only thing I couldn't stand was the loud sound of the box fan. Even on the slowest speed its audible and kind of annoying
>>2784759>CENTRE SPEAKER
>>2770571Squack like imbecile and shit on the table! John Eggbert...
>>2784775What is this pic. And why are you emphasizing the cheap Chinese speakers (decorative) being in the center.
>>2770573Women also suck so you loose some you win some
>>2784814>he doesn't know
>>2770596>meanwhile in Australia
>>2784814https://youtu.be/C4wfoXLeOv4?si=jmcOL82OoAJdbywL
>>2781634He looks disturbingly like me. We must have similar lineage.
>>2770571Season the carpet.
>>2770573>They love floating shelvesthey also love loading them up far past the weight limit and then complaining when it falls and all their shit breaks
>>2774750>>2770595it's just a squat plug ffs
How should I orient everything? I’m gonna get a TV and a coffee table
>>2786088Breakup. Cut me some slack
>>2786091I have a small loveseat as well
>>2770624>you're not worried about the side effects? have you even looked them up? they don't make pads for anal leaks./pol/ mythology. As long as you work your way up and don't force it if you feel pain you won't get injured. In fact, because you're actually working and stretching the muscle, you're less likely to develop incontinence.
>>2771707>Cats can handle that because they’re assholes.Dogs are social pack hunters, they need constant social contact. Cats are communal living solitary hunters. They like having friends but act independently.
>>2773388
Start by moving up a bit and actually having a bedroom.
>>2786091Is that a dog bed?
>>2774750Citrus juicer
>>2786685
>>2784615it's not the quantity of stuff that makes you look like a psycho, it's that it looks like you live entirely in one corner of the roommove the computer to like the other corner or somewhere, then move the tv somewhere else and get a lounge. get a bed frame toothe quantity of "stuff" in the other corner there isn't helping. I don't even know what half of those things are. Did you actually think that having a second mattress just leaning against a wall would make you look less like a psycho?this is all assuming you want to be able to have a woman in there and not have her instantly assume she's going to be held captive for 40 years. if that's of no consequence to you just keep doing what you're doing I guess
>>2781177dude ok clean your roomthink of it like a bacterial fungal nature atttacking youeverytime that room heats up it aerolizes toxic plastic and fungal sporesyour lungs are actually fighting a creature you have created
>>2770571> 60+ gallon fish tank> put cool plants in> fill with fren> now you have fren and cool plants
>>2781177>get together with friends boxoh I am lmaoing irl here
>>2786936Oh man, now I see it too!
>>2789548Oh man, it's the Wii guitar. That was definitely the worst version of the game.
>>2770571Hey op can I chill in your room
Get a plant, frame some cool stuff for cheap and hang it on the walls, make it look fancy. Get a basic bed frame or build one with wood. Make some space for hobbies/ interests. Anime body pillows do not count as interior decoration. >>2771053cats give WHAT
>>2772718rip the carpet out, put in some cheap wooden flooring if you can afford it, and paint the walls white, then you'll have a solid blank slate to work with. Cute cat
>>2780262Don't be mean.
>>2786088>>2786091way to enforce /n/ stereotypes lmao
>>2774869>dips bars>dips ringNot optimal
>>2780103I enjoy your cats Hitler stache
>>2786088>>2786091>not one single object is even a foot away from the skirting boardmancore as fuck, stay manly
>>2770571do what i do, own too many things and leave them all over the floor and punch holes in the walls out of increasingly frequent outbursts due to vanishing contact with other people and poor socializationi am breathing in drywall dust everyday and my brainpower is waning as isolation and overeating processed deli meat take me undersometimes my dinner will just be a baguette with garlic butter on it or i dip bread in ranch dressingi am struggling to get my new thermostat working after replacing it because i threw a large ball bearing at the old onethere is a large pile of clothes on my floor and some are ripped because i bent over to check the gas in my lawnmower while mowingschizoposting is all i have
>>2770571Getting something like a dresser to put your butt plug in and not just leave it on the floor would probably be a good start.
>>2789548what computer is that
>>2783452why don't they put a single board in
>>2791065Because that traps air and moisture under the mattress.
>>2791105make a few holes in it
>>2770571Why are there door knobs on the floor?
>>2786305Police those fucking cables, bro. It'll clean up the overall appearance more then you realize
>>2789948i like your style. Got any more?
>>2770571Minimum three light sources in different parts of the room. Mirrors for small roomsPlants
>>2770571if you got buttplugs you should be familiar with gaytubers who rule the interior design discoursehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmvMFFMtxTc
>all these rooms without workbenches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlK3QbPAE-I
>>27705716' tablegamer chairkitchen: microwave, hot plate, rice cooker, fridge, sink
>>2771778>>a bed frame on legsonly if there are insects/rodents in the house, otherwise unnecessary
>>2772724underrated
I rent alone in the UK. Decorating at all just feels pointless. This is not my home, it's my landlord's property.
>>2791944I love these Linux weirdos so much. Is that graffiti art he's pinned up? Wasn't somewhere he squatted?
>>2792200>gamer chairBullshit, get a proper office chair.
>>2770571missing pc desk + office chair
>>2789548the altar
>>2791156Holy crap, even without the flag this is so distinctly german>that early 2000s faux wood>that sad little oxalis on the shelf>that ugly lamp>the tv
>>2781634Sleep tight steeler
>>2789548Why are you left handed?
>>2791944Me in 30 years
>>2789548My ass and joints hurt just looking at this picture.
>>2789948would you just indulge us and... share a little more about your life with us please? anything is fine.
>>2775266whats funny is this is how people in literal castles (small ones) are living in europe, ive seen pictures and the ones that havent been rerenovated look all like this because the castle owners cant actually afford to change it
>>2775151>KINO
>>2789548what kind of pizza is that?
