post and discuss
sleepy neet..
what qualifies as a neet girl? does she need to be a neet in the source material? or just look lazy and unkept?
>>10968579clear desire to laze at home. After all not many places really allows you to be at home all the time and surive. So i would say an Office lady, who doesn't move out house after work could count. at least for me they count.
>>10968583so its more like a spiritual neet than an actual neet
>>10968615yeah, atleast i would add characters like that idol you just posted and Tomoko the thread's neet girl isn't really neet as she goes to school. So it's more about messy hair, masturbation addict, bags under the eyes, almost doesn't leave home/room.
You guys forgot that neet angel from Gabriel Dropout?
>>10968442>mfw I'll never experience thisno hope, lads, no hope for better days
>>10968721gabu is cute, she just got overshadowed by satania in her own anime
>>10968732Dont say that fren, there is always hope
would /d/ be interested in a game i made about a neet girl? it's not porn or anything, just a silly little game
>>10968845Based FluffyDango enjoyer.
>>10969087sure
>>10969087please :)
>>10969103>>10969161https://kile81.itch.io/hopegame
Still can’t believe the lack of Bernie in these threads
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>>10969387She was made to be bullied and Yuri was made to bully her.
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what is this thing, it looks like a boy and I don't like it
>>10968448It's hard to find messy hair like this when most of the time it isn't even tagged
>>10969303I like the game anon. The art is very charming and I like all the dithering you used, it feels very PC-98 in combination with the user interface. I also like the sound, it reminds me of the kind of sound font they used for music in Rugrats. Mima is cute. I'll try not to let her collapse from lack of sleep in week 2 when I load it up again later.
>>10968579Strictly speaking, Not in Employment, Education or Training. After that, it's a mixture of vibes. Baggy eyes, gross body, greasy hair, bad skin, wild pubes, unwashed, piss bottles, trash bags, dark rooms, terminally online, mental illness, myriad trauma, various addictions, self harm. and so on. I think it's not a case of any of these and others being strict necessities, but once you check off enough the list, you got yourself a neet. You know it when you see it.
Wish there were a neetbooru
>>10969516thanks!>I'll try not to let her collapse from lack of sleepsleeping all day is the neet experience
Cute NEET feet!
I'm drawing a chunky sad neet girl who is painting a miniature.
>>10969395Everyone wants a cute stinky class cutting NEET you can either take care of or have someone else bully based on the playthrough until she gets a haircut. Smh>>10970143You’re doing God’s work is what you’re doing
>>10970143She's cute
>>10970143Cute. You post anywhere? Twitter? DeviantArt?
Are neet girls hairy?
yes
>>10970370They better be.
>>10970143Spring-boarding off of this to ask the thread: What kind of hobbies do your ideal neet girls have? Bonus points for something not computer related. For me, it's fixing up busted model trains.
>>10970594Hyperfixation on shared favorite media. Literal walking encyclopedia of the most obscure facts
me trying to flirt with a neet
Neet diary #1I don't have anywhere else to confess things like this.I'm so fucked, I got drunk and pissed myself. The sadness was very bad, and the best distraction I could come up with is 4chan. And so here I am. All questions welcome.
>>10970639Go to a rave, I got hit on by the bustiest girlfailures i’ve ever seen. (I’m ugly as sin)
>>10970653even if it is just them being drunk and high. hearing people say nice things to you is hope incarnate
>>10970653>bustiest girlfailuresyou mean they got big boobs and were still girlfailures? I thought that was only in hentai pictures. (not that i'm saying that big boobs will make a girl automatically a winner in life) i just thought most neets would be kinda like a skeleton (tomoko) or chubby.
>>10970639To follow up, the neet feeling is kind of shared exerience. I, morbidly, like knowing others are in as worse a state as myself. This is kind of the magic of imageboards, that I could talk about such things here.>>10970653That sounds wonderful, but I don't know if I'm at that level yet. I really like EDM, and at home it's great, but >>10970655 is right. It can also be extreme copium. The amount of drugs that you need to feel like a winner is insane. My sincere appreciation to mutt, for starting these threads. It's so rare to talk about this, I have to go on a red board. How fucked up is that? No therapist will intrisically understand that.
how many women are into girlfailures. i need hope
>>10968845pubes so tidy as if she combed them lol
>>10970662Uhh- Thx Qwq ..tho I'm not the fist person to make these threads.. I saw one on here and after it died I just made a new one..and now we're here
>>10970888NEETgetting educationpreposterous!
>>10970886I need to sniff a neet girl's unique hairy crotch odor so bad
>>10970917She doesn't look like she's educating much there.
>>10970143Cute! Godspeed anon!
Only 60 posts in and we’re already getting guys rping as girls lol
Hey it's me againWhat kind of neet should I draw?
>>10971224A cute feet neet
>>10971305I will not draw feet.
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>>10971224super busty shortstack neet that thinks they’re ugly because they’re short.
>>10971327Sure, I'll give it a go
>>10971199Kinda hot
>>10971344May be of interest:https://imgchest.com/p/ljyqzo5ny25
>>10971344turning into a woman and then quitting my job is literally my fantasy
>>10970143Here she be. Her sadness is immeasurable.
>>10971224a tiny boob neet girl stuffing her bra full of... socks, or something?... and staring at herself in the mirror/feeling herself up/etc with a weird degenerate look in her eyes
>>10971451>This character is fictional, and does not actually exist.Man why you gotta rub salt in the wounds
>>10971479I known someone built like that. sadly they are lesbian
>>10971362>no pit hair
>>10971327Done. Sorry for the delayMore requests are welcome but I can't give any garentees
>>10971461This could be cute. I'll do it tomorrow
>>10971531immaculate, thank you
>>10971224weirdly tall thin beanpole neet insecure about her height and frame thinking she's a freak while waiting in line at a convenience store behind a gaggle of normally sized girlsor just a tall thin beanpole neet
>>10971532FYI: when I said "stuffing her bra full," I was thinking it'd be way beyond its usual capacity, so much that it looks kinda ridiculousbut that's not really mandatory, do whatever you think would be best>>10972275I would absolutely reach up to give her headpatsmaybe even find a stepladder and give her a kiss haha
>>10972577>>10972275I want to, but something happened and I probably won't be able to do anything relating to this for a bit. I'm sorry. It does sound cute tho
>>10972720what the fuck, why would you have responsibilities outside of drawing pornit almost sounds like you're not a cute neet girl yourself... absolutely horrible
>>10970707Probably more than you think but you'd have better chances with men, sorry sis
>>10973164alas, I have a jobmy girlfriend is kind of a neet thoheres a short comic I made with that alt-girl
>>10974279Part 2
>>10971362it wasn't. I thought it was for making neet gf and not becoming neet gf.>>10971450now this is what i like to hear/see
Survive>Revolution.mp4
what kinda stereotype do y'all like ?
>>10977594The left, but with an a-cup and more gloomy.
>>10977594Middle, absolutely, love messy hair on gals
>>10977594Middle but shorter
>>10977594To be honest, all three are dressed too nice for me. Give me girls wearing ratty comfort clothes.
>>10977594Full
>>10977594Middle, but chubby and mommy mode
>>10977594>>10977974Yes
>>10971362GIWTWM
>>10977594Left, love the hair over the eyes look. and prefer NEETs busty
Niche questions. If a neet-girl used deodorant, would it be stick or spray-on? In the shower, bar soap or liquid soap? I'm assuming she doesn't shave anywhere.
>>10978046whatever's cheapest or most familiar to her
>>10978046I just use the shampoo for everything when I wash my hair.. don't really use deodorant
>>10977975AgreeIt's not a huge difference, but chubby neet girls are cuter, I think.
>>10974393>now this is what i like to hear/seeit is only a fantasy sadly
>>10978649well for the see part, i really just meant content.>>10977594>>10977974I like all kinds of girls, but if i had some wishes, then it would be nice if she had atleasts breasts big enough to fill my palms, also like the trope where her breasts are technically hidden due to bad body posture. But a cuddlebug flattie like Tomoko would be nice too
>>10978652>well for the see part, i really just meant content.being a female gooner in a messy room would be based as hell but besides that this is like the least sexual thread on /d/ somehowif you want content about turning boys into girls there's another thread for that
>>10978703>if you want content about turning boys into girls there's another thread for thatah... i'm just more turned on the idea that guys want to be girls in /d/ threads, be it milking, breasts expansion, tsf, monster girls etc.
>>10978706i think this thread is generally more about the idea of dating a neet girl than being oneat least with turning into a monster girl i could talk about how i'd use my new body parts or abilities
>>10978706there's a /trash/ thread all about anons talking about being girls and other anons talking about what they'd do to said girlanons
>>10979173being a neet girl is inherently a really boring fantasy because 90% of it is identical to being a male neet. the neet part doesn't really add anything to it besides having all the time and privacy to masturbate to my heart's contentdating a neet girl seems more like wanting to date someone who has common ground or liking the aesthetic
>>10979207I think both could be good. Becoming a NEET girl and having to take showers less due to your lesser sweat and lower body temperature, only to spend even longer in there when you do so you could take advantage of your missing refractory period...Or you get to find someone who shares all your same interests, with some key differences for playful banter. Walking in to a tiny, dark room, sheets smell like lust and McDonalds, your GF isn't wearing anything under that oversized shirt she borrowed from you but still sits bare-ass on her old gaming chair, browsing /v/...
>>10979216>Becoming a NEET girl and having to take showers less due to your lesser sweat and lower body temperaturecontrary to stereotypes, a lot of NEETs actually take frequent showers or baths because they like how the water feels. probably not great for their skin>only to spend even longer in there when you do so you could take advantage of your missing refractory period...if only
>>10979207I am currently dating a neet girl, as much as I love her there is also the inherent problem that you are dating someone who is very mentally unwelland I am also mentally unwell. We are both autistic and have a lot in common and met on discord She is sweet and caringwe both love each-other and I would not call our relationship abusive or anything, but to say our brain worms align often is falseultimately it was a very, VERY long struggle, working with each-other to try to not accidentally hurt each-other as muchall around I do not regret it, she gives me a reason to become strong so I can support her, and I give her a reason to improve herself. She is finally moving out of her parents house at 21 this year. I love her and I am very, VERY proud of her for putting in the effort to spread her wings. I have hope for the future, but you really should not seek one out unless you are prepared for an intense version of the bad sides of relationships. PTSD, Autism, learned helplessness, difficulty communicating inability or unwillingness to take care of themselves in a non-sexy way, often sensory problems, bizarre standards ect ect ectyou gotta remember that these people are often isolated for a reason that probably isn't just "I am very shy"there are reasons why they are shy
>>10979520Godspeed to the both of you anon
why no neet chill gf
>>10968442the yellow toenails really sell this one
>>10980986It's nail polish. Fingernails have it too.
>>10979520>working with each-other to try to not accidentally hurt each-other as muchthat's actually kinda chadly of both of you
>>10980176>>10981291thanks fellaslove is complicated like thatwe all want to be loved for who we are, but sometimes who we are is damagingso to find and keep love you have to change, so therefore you can't be loved for who you areit's a difficult balance of giving and taking, being vulnerable, accepting your flaws and trying to improveB)never give up. keep trying. communication is keyanyway I think women with long dark messy hair is extremely attractive, I want to bury my face in it
>>10981337also sweat and body musk is nice
>>10978703>>10978706this is honestly the entire reason im transitioning i know its not the same but its as close as im gonna get
>>10982814Don't do it. You're going to regret it if you'll do it.
>>10982814Can I go out with you
>>10983239I've been on HRT for years already Anon>>10983482Why would you want to? I'm not that feminine desu
NEET feet are the best feet.
>>10982814when it comes time that the rope tightens, think of us. :)
>>10968439Is "NEET but doing their best anyway" a thing?
>>10984214Yeah, that's my sister.
>>10984214I believe the kids call that state of being "girlfailure"
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>>10984141All I want is a cute tranny neet gf and twinkhons and boymoders are also cute>>10984205I’m going to make at least one tgirl happy and safe one day so this won’t happen
>>10984535Don't worry, anon. At some point you'll realize you're entertaining the fetish of an adult man who is drunk on attention whoring, and you will be the first to celebrate when he'll off himself.
>>10984535>>10984548At some point, you both will realize than neither of you is convincing anyone of anything in this thread, so you may as well just ignore each other and post neet girls.
>>10984593Yeah that was the plan after my post calling tgirls cute and why I didn’t mention them when posting about my ideal neet gf lolBack to cute chubby girls I make shower with me every few days to refresh her girl smell
>>10971224dont know if youre still here, how about a neet girl and a neet boy on a first date and both are blushing/extremely embarrased but obviously into eachother?
how many times have we been over this? Tomoko isn't a neet
>>10985078anon said and posted a tomoko pic
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>>10985078that just means the thread title is wrong, not that she shouldn't be posted
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>>10984632a-a-a-a- chubby girl???? big boobies????? large ass???? thick thighs???? round tummy??? the girl smell would cast a spell on me
>>10985748more like cast a smell
>>10985788I wish a cute neet girl casted a smell on me
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Trying to get back to making more of rene soonish.
>>10986290perfect bush shape. very nice
My friend's pressuring me to post this here, but I told him she's too generic.
>>10984309who are these characters?
>>10986290love me some stoner slobs girls
Any English language novels or books about female neets? It can be any genre.
>>10987054females aren't real
>>10987193Neither are dragons but people write about them
>>10986584Samarie and Marina from Fear and Hunger: Termina. Will warm you, one is a tranny. It's done well in the game but might still be a turn off.
There is nothing more attractive to me than a mischievous gremlin woman. Bonus points for glasses and freckles
I graduate from college in a few weeks and I already miss this life of being shut in my room all day. I don't want to get a job and start working
https://nhentai.net/g/333050/ doppelganger neethttps://nhentai.to/g/413354 neet lolihttps://nhentai.to/g/391780 mentally fucked up neet
Do you guys ever look at porn without even being horny? Just watching people fuck just to look at it?
>>10988449In a way, working life is more NEETish than college. It's way harder to maintain a social life there.
>>10988507Sure. Especially here on /d/. It's entertaining and provides a bit of dopamine.I've read that it's an unhealthy habit, though, so I wouldn't encourage it.
>>10987504tbf I'm pretty sure Marina started off as being just a normal girl but had her backstory changed into being trans just to get some brownie points from the Twitter audience since the Dev saw you can get easy sales that way. Her being trans pretty much has zero role into her personality aside from a few mentions of her backstory. She's basically a normie witch girl. Also the fact magic exists and she may as well just magic herself up a perfect cis female bod anyways.
Does anyone else like smelling their hand after they fap?
>>10988449best neet of all time
How often do you guys fap? I was told that once or twice a day is a lot, that true?
>>10989073about 3 times. whenever i do it to other neets, it's alway a really shit orgasm but with Tomoko i must produce more cum because it comes out a lot more
>>10989073around 2-3 times a day for me
Why can't we get one tomoko/neet thread without trannies?
>>10969303Played this today. I put of learning to code until it was way too late to make money, impulse bought a coding book, didn't actually read it, and ran out of organization almost straight away.10/10, the learning taking longer than expected filled me with a very real and very strong sense of actual dread
>>10989073>How often do you guys fap?It fluctuates. Sometimes, twice a day. Sometimes, once a week.>I was told that once or twice a day is a lot, that true?Depends on your age and sex, but it's not that much... More importantly, who cares? Is someone gonna call the fapping police on you for fapping the wrong amount?>>10989163>about 3 times.Just... 3 times? Not 3 times per day, but 3 times, total? In your entire life?
>>10989477>More importantly, who cares? Is someone gonna call the fapping police on you for fapping the wrong amount?It's not that I particularly care, I'm just curious. Though I never like being weird by 4chan standards
>>10989300This whole website has been overrun with troons since like 2015.
>>10989477What this guy said, how much you jack it isn't as important as your overall grip on reality and self awareness of it all. If you feel anxious about it, I recommend abstaining for a week or so to metaphorically detox. It helped me a lot when I tried that, re-established that it wasn't my dick controlling me but me controlling my dick.Lotta transphobes here, damnIt'll get better friends, hope you find peace
>>10988507Yep especially with hentai, doujin etc .. I often read doujin just because I like the art style and look of it
>>10989637fapping is like meds. you get used to the effects and start trying weirder things. not that that’s always a bad thing, but it tends to happen
Other than Watamore (which I've already seen) what are some good hikki/NEET anime?
>>10989637>Lotta transphobes here, damnIf you just shut the fuck up about your mental disorder for 3 seconds no one would care.
Summertime is near and I already want it to be over. I hate leaving the house
>>10979155No, I have high standards, they're just alternative standards from the norm. I want a girl with bags under her eyes and banana tits and who doesn't wash her clothes not because I want her to be "lower quality" but because I find those traits endearing, attractive, and cute.
My dad wants to control my schedule. How do I get him to back off? Specifically, how do I respond when he inevitably says "If you want to be an adult, go get a job and make some friends"?
>>10991733pee on him to establish dominance
I fucking hate that I possess every single quality I consider ideal in a neetgirl. I wish I could fuck my alternative universe self, I'd probably fix her with my dick too. Goddamnit.
>>10991733You can't convince someone who lived in a better era. It's pretty much impossible to make friends, though the money is nice from work. Then again I can't get NEETbucks so it's my only option.
>>10977594>>10977974if we're only talking anime porn then tsuchiya and igarashi would be my favsreal life though definitely Kazura and Honda. awkward looking japanese girls with glasses melt my heart. especially if it's those little oval glasses they love wearing.Miura would be good if she had a huge futa cock.
>>10991733unfortunately, move out. Which requires money or a relationship.Relationship is easy or hard to find depending on your gender. Money requires a job, which is so goddamn tiring if you just want to be a NEET
is there a tag for the neet hentai doujin I kinda want to make one and I need reference
NEET bump
Just finished watching Watamote. Tomoko is very cute, I wish I was her friend
>>10993613Be sure to read the whole manga, and the Watamote Tomodachi side series. Good stuff.
>>10993654Will do. What other manga/anime is like it? I picked up Kaii to Otome hoping it'd have more hikki stuff but it doesn't really
>>10993685True NEET anime is a little hard to find. There's stuff like https://mangadex.org/title/e563a8e9-a730-4216-ba42-734aee59b3f3/genkai-dokushin-joshigohan but most people just go to Watamote, maybe Welcome to the NHK. Would appreciate recs from other anons here out of mutual interest, too.
>>10993692I've already seen both of those. But thanks anyway anon
>>10993654Do not read the whole manga, it's dogshit. It becomes a boring yuri friend group story.Read up and to the anime's end.
>>10970143I would bark like a dog
>>10971451You didn't need to add that last part
Is it normal to have gnats in your room or does that make me disgusting?
>>10994035Probably better than black mold but still pretty bad
>>10968831Never watched the show and I thought Satania is the main character while title is being deliberately misleading.
>>10994035>gnatsGnats, specifically? Not flies? Gnats are the tiny little ones that swarm over puddles on hot days. Is your room on a boat or something?
>>10994622Yeah they're really tiny and keep flying into my fucking face for some reason>Is your room on a boat or something?No, but I also don't throw out my trash daily so that doesn't help.
>>10994673>keep flying into my fucking face for some reasonCan't remember which species but there's some that like the juices secreted by eyes
this thread reminds me of my ex, I wish I could have fixed her she was perfect otherwise :(
>>10993692>https://mangadex.org/title/e563a8e9-a730-4216-ba42-734aee59b3f3/genkai-dokushin-joshigohanThis was nice enough. Though it makes me wonder what you guys normally eat. Ordering food makes me feel bad but cooking is hard
>>10994763Tell us more.
>>10991733he is right
>>10991733you should get a job, but dont let anyone tell you how to live your social life. friends can’t be forced on you. especially when someone is annoying you about it
>>10991733and if you get a job, you can buy commissions of your favorite art. I sure have
Does Mya-nee count as a NEET?
>>10996068she doesn't leave her house that much so i would say that. Also doesn't have any job
>>10991206>>10991207Source for these two?
>>10996627The character looks to be an older Tomoko from Watamote. Don't know the artist.
>>10996603She's in school, though. Honestly /neet/ should become /hikki/, it's more accurate
>>10996627https://twitter.com/HatsuMiilkshake
>>10996821Cheers, anon. You might want to look up an artist named Frisky Dango if you like this style.
>>10996830Link?
>>10996835Thanks for asking. Turns out I got the name wrong. Here: https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/FluffyDango/1
Take a moment to tell your mom you love her. I've been avoiding mine recently because I've let her down but she just called to tell me she loves me. I'm such an awful son
>>10996864I would, but I don't want to lie to her
>>10996603Infrastructure-Engineer-Chan is so perfectDo such women even exist? Where would they be?
>>10996821Explain the meme behind that image, it's the third time I've seen a girl drawn on that stage in that position
>>10996999"Fan Screaming at Madison Beer Performance"
>>10997000Thanks anon, I appreciate it
>>10997002You're welcome
I want a smelly NEET gf
reminiscing fondly about togi-chan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>10998328lungs filling up with tomoko feet air
kys
>>10996068Yes, she's a powerful one>no job>educated, but doing nothing with it>No real friends or peers>Can function at a minimal level in many scenerios, but not excel>Whatever intelligence or skills she has are entirely smothered by a combination of lack of ambition, poor value prioritization, and social anxiety>Hobbies and interests have overtaken everything else>Sexually deviant, with one or more fetishes that she feels (or at least thinks she must, probably accurate in her case) she must hide. >Significantly dependant on her parents>Maintains fair grooming and hygiene, but a mix of laziness and hedonism keeps her sloppyShe's a rarer sort, the entrenched neet. She has the tools to escape neetdom, but simply doesn't use them, suggesting this is a lifestyle preference, not an issue of fundamental breakdown.This is also why she's bestgirl
having a neet gf would be great because I'd finally get to play the splitscreen modes of the games I used to play as a kid and I could give her tongue baths after an intense sweaty session
>>10984145>HymenHnnnnngggg, love this onAlways icing on the smelly, tasty NEET cake
>>10977974>>10977594>Nerdy Girl's StoryGame for when?
>>10989073Depends on if I have sex that day or not. Sex days I don’t, but it varies too. Like today, I haven’t had any pussy in 4 days, so I’ve jacked off 3 times so far, might even go for 4 with this thread
Same as it ever was
>>10995069I don't like cooking, but just boiling rice, and frying some chopped vegetables with meat and spices is pretty easy and fairly quick. Especially if you've got a rice cooker so you literally can't fuck up the rice. I got mine just to remove that stress element even if I never actually fucked the rice up.Omelettes are easy, it's just whisked egg that you fry and move around so it doesn't get stuck. I usually put cheese and ham on it while it solidifies, and sometimes I eat a carrot with it so I can pretend I'm healthy.If you have an oven, you can copy yousuckatcooking's chicken breast recipe very easily. I throw more spices on it than he does though, usually chili or paprika or cumin.Cooking isn't really difficult, it's just a matter of finding things that aren't too stressful to make.
>>10968439I bet women don't jill off to men like this.
>>11003559correct
>>10968439you know she doesn't wipe after she pees, right?
>>11004187you know she's NOT REAL riight?
Dumb NEET
>>11004187And that's a good thing!
>>11004187why is that a problem?
>>11004187I'll just have to drag her ass to the shower and personally spray her ass down.
>>10971451This is what you get for collecting the most boring army imaginable.
