why can't /b/ be funny again
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I've been trying to turn the tide on /b/ for awhile now. It's just been overwhelmed by limp dicked niggers that do nothing but wank off
>>918023242There's only one good thread on /b/ the rest suck ass
Got a bidet installed today! No more poopy butts for me!!
>>918024620How does it feel?
>>918025071Warm and nice!
>>918025260I want to get one! Let's all get one!
leaked sluts
Would you eat a literal bucket of shit for a billion USD?
>>918022276Absolutely. Hell, you'd have to pay me a billion USD not to.
Probably. I have shitty days every day. A worse one than normal for permanently ending my shitty life in a positive manner sounds like a good deal.
Hi /b/. I'm having a problem. My boyfriend and i have a very good relationship usually but lately he's been hating on indians a lot. He's told me of all the videos against indians he's watched here in Four Chan and now he won't stop talking about how much he despises them.We are having sex, he tops me, he talks about how much he hates indians.We're walking outside, we walk by a park, he talks about how much he hates indians.Now we were chill playing Diablo 2 and he started hating on indians!How can i get him to stop? I wish you guys from four chan had never shown him those webms.
>>918024258Have you tried telling him that while you agree on the topic he seems a bit obsessed with it? Like just mentioning that he talks about it too much and that it's definitely weird to talk about it during sex
Tell him he can hate Indians all he wants but you want to hear about it as little as possible. Ideally not at all and certainly not while you are trying to have a nice time together.The sex thing is about as messed up as blankly staring at your cellphone mid fuck.
>>918024258>he tops melisten up faggot, indians are gross and stupidif you keep nagging your top, he'll eventually conclude that you are into streetshitters and then he will yeet your worthless hole
Welcome to another Kinder Surprise thread!Roll dubs to start opening the egg, trips opens the toy.Will you be the one to unlock the secrets inside?>1st dubs peels one half of the tin foil off>2nd dubs peels the other half of the tin foil off>3rd dubs opens the chocolate egg>1st trips after the 3rd dubs opens the toy capsuleI will be monitoring this thread.GET ROLLING PEOPLE!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>918022640Rolling! Get peeling that egg!
>>918024511>11DING DING DING!We have a winrar.rar!>pic rel, deliveringWHO WILL GET THE 2ND DUBS, AND PEEL THE OTHER HALF?(If I get dubs it doesn't count because I'm OP)
>>918024691I miss Europe. Roll
How do I get a hot 19 year old gf with a body like this?
Be a hot young dude or a rich ugly dude
Yo dis fr bro? She wildin' dawg!
can someone get me a steam game plssteamid https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198448117276/wishlisthttps://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198448117276/#sort=orderthank you
sure
Men today are the most exploited class.Men that arent richWe get sent off to war.Die in constructionHave trouble in loveAre lonely not by choiceMost suicides are menMen have the highest rate of reported depressionMen are seen as bank accountsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>918023826Id be happy to but even if you work hard success isn't guranteed like it was 60 years ago
>>918020975Anyone who thinks women have it easier should transition. Once you identify as a woman you will understand what they deal with daily. Weird stares, holding back laughter, or just seeing you and mumbling "oh my god..." and looking away.
>>918020975The thing is.its actually piss easy for men to self improve to the point of being attractive to women. The problem with men is they're so opposed to empathizing with women they can't comprehend what makes men attractive. You're fools chasing your tales instead of your goals.
IT IS OFFICIALLY TIME FOR THE ANNUAL 4CHAN /B CHESS TOURNAMENT! LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>918024396Roll ^^
Why can't anyone defeat him in a debate?
>>918024322She's always never been appealing to me. It's like her brain is too mascq hearing here talk once, I realized she's got a mans brain in a woman body. It's just some dude in there.
>>918024116>No His parents were republican and when he hit his rebellion phase as a teen he became a liberal.Nope he even admitted to arguing for Bush in class as a high schooler lol, this is just wrong He didn’t even become a liberal until like his 20’s
>>918024424She only became appealing to me after they broke up
Showing my mom off and gooning to cocks on her:)
This one haunts me
>>918024376More
You couldn't handle the steam even if you wanted to. It takes years of rigorous, exhausting mental and physical training to go log for log with Mr. Six
