>>37759834
They do and the people who chase after them the most are NEETs.

I would conjure a giant penis in the police station

Not (in)
Employment
Education
Training
If i could learn magic i would proably train magic and earn just enough so i pratice magic non stop to point i don't have to worry about food, water, shelter and basic entrtainment.
I mean advanced magic to point you can literally create things out of air or store literal house in space pocket and travel whethever with no worries reagaring food water shelter hygine and health.
TLDR: Train for magic still try to be NEET

>>37759834
Yes. Give the magic.

>>37759834
Stop asking silly questions and teach me some spells

>>37760196
if you're learning magic you're in education and training tho
or is this like a koan or something...

>>37759834
I'm hoping I can get a virgin wife anytime I want and I'm just waiting til my powers are finished developing, presumably at 30

>>37759834
>If alchemy and magic existed
We have chemistry and engineering.

>>37761677
you'll become the virgin wife instead

>>37759834
I would learn sex change magic

>>37762115
Coomer

>>37759834
they do and i didnt
also i did not try to become a wizard because im too lazy
still just playing video games

>>37759834
No. It literally basically exists. Immortality lays before you; it calls you. Yet you get a comfy snack, watch youtube, and shitpost. The most productive thing I am doing is trying to make a video game. I totally fell for the demiurges distractions. I will never be Eldritch. Please Somebody save me. I'll pay the damn taxes please just Somebody do help!

Sorry. I lost my composure.

>>37759834
Magic and alchemy do exist, and I will never stop being a NEET

>>37759834
both of those exist but being a neet is just part of my path i guess.
its better this way.

>>37763625
I NEED THE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE! I NEED IT NOW!

>>37761849
Bestower of Tradwives you mean

>>37760196
>I mean advanced magic to point you can literally create things out of air
nothing can be created out of nothing
pay the alimony

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>>37768126
>alimony

I refuse.

I will live off of the sunlight directly if I have to rather than pay the cosmic child support for your bastards, you absolute hoe.

>>37759834
I think alchemy and magic do exist

>>37759834
>ITT: Neets thinking they wouldn't be neets if only they could get isekai'ed.
LMAO you're just gonna be losers in another world too