Sell me on satanism. Genuinely curious about the beliefs of satanists. Why do you believe in what you do ? And if you believe that Satan exists , do you also believe that Jesus Christ exists ?
>>37756937The point is to huff your own farts while masturbating in front a mirror
It's not rational, it's a calling
>>37756937I was possessed for 30 years by a demon. It's not really something to be proud of, rather, it's a calling that I fell in to. Don't become a Satanist if you value your sanity and well being. People like us live fast and die young.
>>37756937Satanism is the current iteration of syncretic luciferianism expressing through the abrahamic model. It's a naturalistic paradigm where self preservation is in the center and Lucifer is worshiped as the force that animates natural dynamics and gives life to the material (through the sun in most currents). This type of naturalistic model has been the norm since before the mesolithic period, the odd one out here is the abrahamic model which is anti-naturalist and breaks down and subverts self preservation into "cardinal sins", putting people against their own inescapable nature, which is why abrahamics are so repressed, because their doctrines make them hate themselves.
>>37757002>self preservationI crashed my car into a telephone pole going 40mph on a rural road after drinking 12 shots of Everclear. Didn't have a scratch on me. Firefighters were expecting to pull out a flattened corpse. Whatever was protecting me at the time did a great job and I'm thankful for it.