You wake up and see this at the foot of your bed. What do you do?
Fuck it. Is this what you wanted to hear faggot?
>>55781723give him a haircut then take him to the pokepound for euthanization
>>55781730cursed>>55781723spread my cheeks
>>55781723Shoo it away and keep sleeping. I'm trying to rest here.
you can't see my but behind my phone I have dilated pupils and I'm biting my lip and clacking my long black fingernails together as I read this
Kick it
>>55781723keep it indoors until nightfall, then release it in the woods. It would bring nothing but trouble, and everyone know sooner or later the goverment gonna do some autopsy on it in some area 51 or something. Dont get attached, dont leave connections to it
>>55781723Say Ice Pokemon suck then go back to sleep hoping I don't wake up as I usually do
Fuck all you faggots, I have a pokemon now!Make it use Blizzard on the local police stationUse Blizzard on random niggersDrive all the way to california, using Blizzard on state troopers along the wayI guess let it rest a bit, then spam Blizzard all over hollywood
Stop posting a*acarte you faggot.
>>55781887Isn't that the faggot whose half of his art is scat porn?
>>55782105He is.
>>55781729How am I gay if she's female?
>>55781723damn her balls are huge
>>55782105he's based then...
>>55781723Kick it out, get a Flareon to warm my feet.
>>55781723pull in for cuddles
>>55781735Stop sexualizing Pokemon.
>>55782194Pokemon should stop sexualizing themselves
>>55781806Don't know why but this image made me burst out laughing. Thanks, anon.
>>55782194Come here. Let's snuggle.
>>55782387You should stop lobotomizing yourself with furry hentaiNot sure if all the Glaceon sperging was intentional or coincidental, considering today’s news
>>55783071What news?
>>55782194Why are you still being a pain in the ass (non-hot way)?
>>55783148I just wish people would love me the way they love Glaceon and all the other critters. Verily it's just not fair that I get no threads where people sexualize me with their inane fantasies.
>another Redditeon spam thread>same reddit jokes and replies>same pictures>Alolan Ninetales poster comes before archiving to bump the thread like how he does in Braixen and Mescarada threads everytime I'm 100% sure you are a group of faggots arranging this daily spam whenever you aren't grooming kids on discord
Glaceon should get Snow Warning
>>55783171I think the thing with Glaceon is people like her because there's a lot of good porn of her, which in turn causes more good porn to be made. Alolan Ninetales just doesn't have the same feedback loop.
>>55781723>>55781729>>55781730>>55783545I hate glaceon so much that I even made an antro of it in Koikats
>>55781723Lick the puddle of pussy-sweat she left on the blanket OP, you did saw the parent post for this image already, haven't you?
>>55781723Grab him and use him as my plushie. Then continue sleeping.
>>55784615Fuck off tranny claus
>>55784623Always a pleasure to piss ya off, lil Schizoid.
>>55784623Have him filtered like everyone else, silly
i pet my jolteon who is sleeping directlt to my left
>>55781723given that that's Alacarte's Glaceon, probably wake up to her shitting in my mouth
>>55781723plap plap.
>>55781723I'd be scared because I don't own a Glaceon, and also because I don't have any hopes of defending myself against a monster that wouldn't even feel anything if I tried to hurt it. Hopefully it's just a nightmare, though...
>>55783299kill yourself
>>55784644what a fine collection of onaholes
