Got the idea from >>55722785.For me it's Feraligatr (but I'd like to start as a Totodile).
I wanna be the very best
>>55725243So you want be CHARIZARD?
>>55725240Proud parent of 4
>>55725240Male level 15 Ralts in a daycare full of female level 30 Gardevoir.
>>55725240Koraidon
>>55725240Excellent choice OP>>55725276Unbelievably based, holy shitI'd love to be the gatr as well, but an equally good choice is FlygonOthers I'd love to be include Ampharos, Umbreon, Garchomp, Yanma, Larvesta, and Lugia(sextho)
Sawk.
>>55725240Start as a Tepig and work my way to Emboar. With a party full of Fighting types
Bored so I may as well post in this thread.
>>55725240You want to BE the Pokemon?!
>>55725708Better than the constant coomer threads shitted out by cumbrains.
>>55725240I currently have a bit of a sizable gut, so why not be a Pokemon with a sizable gut that can take on a venomous snake?
>>55725240Whiscash. I wanna swim around all day.
>>55725772?I want to be the pokemon for the sex sex sex
Swampert
Mew lets me be every Pokemon
>>55726244Sigh....OP should alwasy say no mythicals or legendaries for these threads.
>>55725257What pokemon is that?
>>55726252This one >>55725240
>>55726456Oh, I thought OP were getting mocked. Don't' worry.
>>55726248Ditto lets me be every Pokemon
>>55726492yea but you're a melted pile of chewing gum when you're not one.
i know it's not really a canon thing that ampharos do, but i'd love to be one and lead an idyllic lifestyle protecting a flock of mareep and flaaffy as their leader.>>55725240>>55725361based gatr bros>>55725281would you want to be totally wild or or enjoy a lifestyle of sandwiches as a ride for trainers(i haven't played sv so idk if they do that for people other than the player)>>55725381sawk is awesome, living a lifestyle of just training all the time sounds bad on paper but having such a singular goal sounds paradoxically peaceful>>55725585by 'party', do you mean you'd be other training pokemon... as a pokemon? otherwise emboar is a good pick>>55725626phenomenally based, tyrantrum canonically "lived like a king" due to how feared it was in its time so you've also got that going for you>>55726151being a zangoose definitely seems like a fun time, just seems like one of those 'mons with an active yet respectable lifestyle in the wild. at the very least it would be decidedly not boring due to your ongoing feud with seviper>>55726231i've always imagined whiscash as one of those super lazy, idyllic 'mons like quagsire, but looking at its pokedex entries certainly paints a different story lol. either way most fish pokemon including whiscash seem awesome to live as, swimming around and exploring the waters to your hearts content like you said sounds like a fun life>>55726239definitely one of those 'mons with a peaceful lifestyle by nature of everything else fearing you, its pokedex entries paint it as a really strong and independent apex predator. pretty based either way>>55726244out of all the reasons to be a mew, that's what you're gunning for? i can't really judge but either way being able to live out your days as something so carefree sounds amazing regardless
>>55726492i kinda resonate with this one. being a ditto definitely seems like the type of experience where you could make a ton of friends with other 'mons, but it might still feel shallow due to your very nature as a shapeshifter. definitely some good storywriting potential there...
He's just a little guy. I wanna be just a little guy.
>>55726542More like an RPG party
>>55726597What's your class then?
>>55726606DPS mage fighter, Emboar has a pretty varied move list I could cover a lot of elements
Pawmot!
>>55726888I still can't believe that thing has fans. Why don't you want to be a Raichi instead?
>>55726901Because a fighting-type Raichu is cooler. But don't worry, Raichu are our bros.
>>55725361>that selectionDo you wanna be THIS Garchomp?
>>55725708Who hasn't thought of that at least once?>>55726248OP here. Screw that, I want honest answers.>>55726484Has anyone ever told you that you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer?
>>55726231Other pokémon can swim too, you know?
super fast and small with great climbing and nightvision and I can generate money to buy human things
>>55727852I forgot to mention that according to anime logic my mouth and vocals would allow me to still talk human. Fuck Masuda's LGPE autism
My favorite snek
>>55728101how many buildings will you fall with your wrecking ball tail and rotating horn?
>>55727914Ahem... to me, you are beautiful.
>>55729622Cute boyfriends
>>55728137Since Rhyhorn can topple a Mountain, Buildings seems like child's play...I'll be VERY careful not to go the Tyranitar route when maps needs constant changing because of me.
>>55729622>The tallest starters getting togetherNot the kind of couple i'm seeing, but can be very adorable.
>>55729811It's a joke.
>>55726992Pachirisu, what the fuck?
>>55729855>he doesn't know
>>55729871I know.Still fucked up tho.
>>55726992Nta, but I want to be in a relationship like this
>You will never be a pokemon!
>>55725240Starting as a Caterpie.
>>55726542Yeah, I imagine it would be pretty nice, aside from training without sleep part from time to time. I can walk around and do as any other human can do but with super strength, speed and endurance. Plus, it's nice to chill in the mountain areas.
Me and my son. My wife (a female Zoroark) took the photos.
>>55730231I want to cum inside your son
>>55725240You don't get to choose.
>>55725240>this list is too long, click (here) to expand it.Either one of those 2 is the most often repeating result I usually get from all those "who's your fav PKMN" online quiz apps.
>>55731647I don't trust you as a human being
>>55725240Unironically Probopass
>>55731750Why the discord link?
Giant fire moth it is
>>55725240Depends on the settings where I live. If it's a snowy mountain I would rather be a Quilava.
>>55731655I would'nt trust myself even if I was a magic animal, let alone a human being capable of using tools and computers.
>>55732567Why is that Vap so smug?
>>55725240Chesnaught, starting as a Chespin, ofc. Maybe Cinderace, starting as a Scorbunny.
Someone already picked my favorite so I'm choosing my second fav
Buizel because that's the pokemon I always am in my dreams
>>55733339yeah but you're like 30 so you'll be a Floatzel in about 2 weeks, juuuust so you know.
>>55731703
>>55734156>20 so 10 more years to go
>>55726492Here's your average ditto freak.
>>55735300jewish
>>55725240Sprigatito!
everyone tomorrow
>>55737008If feels like nothing ever happens.
>>55737021because you're in hell
>>55735467Not how it works, you get 4 weeks. You only remain a Buizel if you're young, otherwise you're over-leveled and evolve sooner. Also, zoooooomeeeeeeeeeer.
>>55733157Based, who's your favorite?
>>55736344Seriously?
>>55737067frfr on god
>Ctrl + F>'typh'>Phrase not foundDie, mongrels.
>>55737226His body is too weird, he's built like a weiner dog
>>55738076Typhlosion makes more sense when you realize it's a quadruped pretending to be a biped.
>>55735467>I need to share this website with soulless zoomies as old as the N-Gage QD I cannot self-terminate, please end my suffering right now...
>>55725276Didn't you go to my school?
>>55738278Calm the fuck down, I am not that young. I am just about as old as the original Nokia 3310.
Sableye, It'd be fun to live in a dark cave & eat rocks!
>>55737226Quilava is superior to Typhlosion.
>>55725240>chill out on an island>fly around all day poking holes in clouds and trying not to scare other Flying mons>check out the deep sea>trim the populations of more dangerous wild Pokemon down a little while keeping my weight in check>rescue mons and trainers alike stranded at sea and nurse them back to health before dropping them off back in civilization (maybe try to awkwardly butter them up for lewding and sheepishly deny it when they instantly catch on)>live a simple carefree life with barely any worries and obligations beyond doing my duty as a benevolent guardian and caretaker of the oceans
>>55736327>slimes and transformations that leads to loads of scenariosDitto is just infinitely exploitable fetish-wise.
>>55740252
>>55740185Extraordinarily based Lugia bro. Just, uh, let's hope that anons here have enough sense to not want to be a deep-sea fish 'mon.
>>55738456how the fuck can you play the violin with paws?
>>55741445test
>>55740418Fish Pokemon don't eat other fish Pokemon they only eat sea berries.
>>55725240Arceus.
>>55742501Volo is going to give you a headache
>>55733339I too wanna be a small orange otter weasel. Being a buizel just sounds really nice. I'm small, I have dexterity in my front paws, I'm nothing big, strong or rare so no one is really going to bother me and I'm pretty cute. Sounds like a perfect life honestly.
>>55740418They'll be fine as long as they're not starting shit or I haven't skipped a meal
>>55744156I already said ocean Pokemon eat sea berries. They don't eat other Pokemon
>>55727852Jew cat that nobody likes
>>55725240DeoxysJust flying through space sounds comfy
It's gotta be my boy Joltik. Cause he's literally perfect in every way.
>>55746395So you'll just stay like that and never evolve?
>>55725240This time I'll go with my inner CyndaquilMaybe my buds won't immediately recognize me like usualHaving 5 digits at Typhlosion stage would be pretty relevant I imagine
>>55747794They'll evolve when they crawl up your ass.
The sudden future of humanity.
>>55725240
bumpe
>>55726542a wild Koraidon>>55733157Would choose it, but I don't want any fire pokemon with visible fire details.>>55726901Don't underestimate pokemon fans
>>55749206Talking from experience?
>>55725240Alakazam
I'd be the trainer collecting everyone in this thread.I'd start with the weakest and gradually work my way up to catching the strongest of you.
>>55725240My answer still hasn't changed: Vaporeon. If not Vaporeon, Serperior. If not Serperior, Noivern.
>>55746382you have to be retarded to think nobody likes Meowth
>>55748660I'd take it provided I could become a hisuian Typhlosion.
>>55751769I'm in the Mystery Dungeon world, no humans
>>55751769Catching a human(4chanite)-turned-pokemon is the most dangerous thing I can imagine doing in the pokemon world. Even a malamar or a legendary is less likely to kill you.
>>55751769My lore is that my whole team protects me, as I am a shapeshifter that can turn into human stillSo come at me, bro
>>55751769That's not a pokémon. Your argument is invalid.
>>55751769You wouldn't be the first person I killed
Zoroark!
I'll be a good kitty :3
>>55737226Awesome image.
>>55749421The Zoroark or the Zorua?
>>55725240Bullet proof bird (?), resistant against almost everything plus I can live and go almost anywhere I want.What else is not like about him?
>>55758974
>>55759050>him
Zoroark male or female
Zoroark anons, we'd have a massive orgy with each other... right? Even though we are likely to all be male Pokemon.
>>55759502Zoroark is male only
>>55759688obviously>>55759702where do Zorua come from?
>>55759702Zoroarks are one of the 7:1 species. The Zoroark starring in M13 is female.
I could hold so many things at once.
>>55725240A pokemon with both Fly and Dive so I can fly to the tallest peaks and dive to the deepest oceans. Maybe Dig too so I can explore caverns as well.
>>55759954Ghosts can do all of that without moves
>>55759970I guess...It's just not the same tho. What if I wanna bring a friend?
>>55759978Tear out their soul and put them back in later, I guess.Plus, ghosts can travel in space. If it's total freedom you want, ghosts win.
>>55759982>Float into space>Leave earth's gravitational pull>Earth rockets away at 67K MPH>Can only watch as the planet disappears into the cold void of space>Now stuck in space for all eternity
>>55759996Just wait for a year, it'll come back
>>55759996>tfw I cast Gravity on anon, but instead I inverse the effects and watch them blink out of existence because the earth shot 67K MPH away from them
>>55759996>>55760001If all angular momentum is preserved you'd also get thrown out of the galaxy at ~828,000 km/h.
>>55759708>ObviouslyBased, Zoroark gang RULES.
>>55759934One of them being our own little planet.
Bump
>>55763340Why bump?
>>55764277why not?
>>55764309Fair enough
Flying cat fetus
>>55725240Rhydon, houndoom, meowthAnd many others
>>55764954Me as his meowth boyfriend...
