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Etho
Minecraft is an artform.
>>474556119Phantoms have pissed me off for the last time, preparing the final solution.
>>474547597litematica is for retards, thoughMight as well just make it a structure and post it as datapack.
mandatory masturbate-to-ethos-face pic
>>474558285/gamerule doInsomnia false
>>474556874is gay
>>474558729Yeah but that's cheating.
auto-aim isn't cheating because it still uses up arrows from my inventory
>>474560473Anon is arguing with the walls.
>>474559840maybe so, but that would be an issue because...?
>>474560774Because I'm not cheating in my survival world.
>>474557080Voxel art is an artform, Minecraft is a medium
They should let you snip TNT like you can vines (to stop them from growing) to prevent it being lit.
Solution for inventory management: You can open shulkers in your inventory.
I wonder how many suggestions in /mcg/ can be traced back to a hermitcraft video that came out the same day
bump
>>474585436why are there colored stones
>>474556874Kisses Gem
>>474589003isn't that just slightly retextured colored concrete?
when was the last time etho had a prostate exam?
>>474556874takes cocks up his ass
Handing Joel a bottle of lube, Etho guided him on his work at wetting him for the taking of his ass, teaching him how to stroke his prostate, how to move his cock inside. Joel moved quickly against Ethos butt cheeks, his once stiff cock getting hard, his strong hands on Ethos shoulders, as his hips positioned himself against ethos hole, his cock now ready for filling up the hole with his juice.
Remember when PvP used to be about game knowledge and strategy rather than ridiculously pricey mouses and buzzwords like w tapping?
>>474600769>Remember when PvP used to be about game knowledge and strategyUnironically no.
>>474600883Used to be in the earlier times of Minecraft
>>474600769NoIt was always about ridiculous things like who logs in first and ping
1.9 was a good update specifically because it cucked pvpfags
Remember when etho used to play minecraft instead of constantly flirting with other men?I don't, he was always gay af
>>474601143>ensure everyone has identical gear beforehand because armor is so fucking imbalanced that it's pointless to bother fighting otherwise>run directly at the other guy and click really fast>if you're dying run away and eat a gold apple>if you don't mind abusing the broken-ass netcode use a fishing rod to desync the players and create a state where you can hit the other guy but he can't hit you>if you're still getting pwned then either move closer to where the server is hosted or install killaurasuch depth
>>474602942Killaura isn't cheating because it still uses durability of my sword.
>>474556008I thought this looked really good but the more i look the less sense it makes. Are they using some kind of block anarchy / no clip?>Thing on the right is brick, nether brick and spruce smashed together>Plants too close together>Warpwood window frame in a config that doesn't seem possible (could be banners?)>Different sized bannersIt could be all perspective tricks and altered focal length but getting that to all line up with Minecrafts unit system doesn't seem possible to me
>>474601651>Remember when etho used to play minecraft instead of constantly flirting with other menYou mean in every episode thus far?
>>474604994Flirting with men in minecraft is not the same as playing minecraft.Minecraft isn't grindr
>>474569534>>474583518>>474585436Where does this come from?
gerg looks different in person
>>474606115Enough about yourself
>>474612067>about yourselfI am gay af and love etho. His boypussy shall be mine.
>>474613139i can't tell you just how much i want to choke our little gay boy etho while using him. I want to hear him squeek "o-o-oh snappppers"
>>474614892is gerg that nigger who always promised some minigames and some theater thingy on vcraft and never delivered?
The Etho avatarfags at this thread are a sample of the reason why coomers have to be kicked out from every community they show up into. They never can keep the """"irony"""" in check.
>>474558347Minecraft has no rules, you dumb fuck. Let people play the way they want to. Nobody has the time or patience to hear the liquid shit spurting out of your mouth, or any of your orifaces, so please do yourself a favor and go crawl back into your dirty mother's basement from whence you came, because the world doesn't need to hear your shit, or anyone else's for that matter, you wretched parasite.
>>474592510
>>474616542Gay for Etho
>>474617795even in your fanart etho has a hover-hand and keeps a mask to avoid contact with women
>>474617781Are you new or returning? He's been trying to get this off the ground for a few weeks now but no one cares.
>>474617997It is like in anime, ok!?The guy always passive, avoiding and showing disinterest while the girl is the one pushing.I have no experience in real relationships. Only anime.
>>474618367False flag.
>>474617781There is a button called "Allow Cheats".You are free to chest as much as you like. Just dont pretend that you are not.A litematica paste can not be called " built in survival".
>>474618367E-etho!?
the picture that destroyed the etho-is-straight spamer
The schizo now thinks every other person is a single spammer
>>474619341what makes you think that "he" thinks that and who is "he"?
>>474619485I am just saying that the guy who makes homoerotic fanart of etho on dozends of different tumblr accounts and who creates 99% of all comments in any related community about etho, is thinking that everybody else is the same person.
>>474619485you see, in reality, all those people who say for over 12 years now that etho is gay are only one person. One schizo who thinks that all others are just one person.
>>474619485Holy medsYou can't quote something I never said
>>474604098The guys name is mine674 on Reddit, he has a video of what that build looks like from different angles.
Your cope is embarrassing.Etho is gay.A 40yo handsome dude, who never had a relationship with a female being, suddenly first encountering teenage love, makes no sense whatsover and you must be brain damaged to even consider that crap.It is so utterly retarded that your own fellows switched to "actually he might be married for years and just hides it well".
>>474604098It seems like basic perspective tricks. I think the banner could actually be a shield as well.
Reminder we are <1 week away from the mace and other 1.21 content in release.
>>474624004It’s only 1.20.5 that’s releasing isn’t it?
>>474621691Actually mental lmaohttps://twitter.com/mine674/status/1649431683957940224Later in the thread he says he uses shulker boxes for shadowing, because they're entities they don't render after a certain distance but the shadows remain so he can have invisible shulkers creating shadows lmao
>>474626097Fucking insane. How do you even plan such a build?
>>474626097I wouldn't enjoy building like that. Impressive as fuck though
>>4746247651.21 content will be in an experimental pack.
why is dead coral in the game if /mcg/ says I cant use it in my builds?
>>474629247Moron. If you're not trying to start the 11th shit flinging session on this go back in the archives and actually take some nuance from it (if you're even capable of that). Hell, last thread someone even recommended dead coral for something.
The same crew from Bdubs' video (Bdubs, Tango, Etho, Scar) appeared at the end of Tango's latest video to showcase his work too.
>>474630083The juppet was there too
>>474628020How would you know? It's using painting techniques in Minecraft.
>>474621735>40yo handsome dudeSilver Foxes
>>474631480Do you even paint?
>>474631649Yeah, sometimes. Not my favorite medium, but I have some experience.
>>474631759You do not paint like how that person builds. The closest thing is probably some 3D craft. There is a photography element here too. In painting, perspective is done with linework, lighting and shading.
>The Etho falsefag argument is Tumblr Most things is gay AF on that site.
>>474632112There's plenty of museum pieces that use that trick, they go viral all the time "this guy makes art out of trash" then it looks like something from a specific perspective, Tim Noble is one guy.To do it in minecraft you'd really need to use a 2nd camera account, set it up in perspective and then build referencing the 2nd camera. It's not impossible and maybe once you understand the 'rules' its ok. I still think it'd be annoying and i used to do 3d modelling all the time.
>>474633767Yes. I didn't say it didn't exist I said it doesn't exactly compare to painting.>you'd really need to use a 2nd camera account, set it up in perspective and then build referencing the 2nd camera.Bdubs was actually doing this in his last episode with a freecam mod.
>want to build big sewer system and live in it>choose swamp or mangrove for the water>every single swamp and mangrove biome is guaranteed to have dripstone caves below itfuck mojang in all honesty
gay sex with etho
>>474632356really makes you wonder why the majority of ethos fanbase is on a gay website that is dead for normies
>>474639446Etho fans are on YouTube you trolidyte.
>>474640167There is no such thing as a community on youtube, anon.Especially not when its about videos for children. This comment section is auto-moderated to be PEGI7.
>>474640474>PEGI7>British rating>Complains about Etho>Friend with BronyHI gerg
>>474640167What exactly are those generically phrased SEO comments of other channels supposed to prove?
>>474640924damn, you caught meAnyway, etho likes to suck cock and slurp cum
>>474641065
etho is gay and everybody knows that
Who's uploading today
>>474642543idk bro, i cant see into ethos grindr matches
>>474643435What the hell does that mean
>>474644086men uploading their cum into etho
>>474642543_gerg
funny to see the spammer calling etho gay when he's always been the one making slightly homophobic/sexist remarks in his old videos. heck, he calls out beef/pause multiple times because they can't stop flirting with each other for some reason kek
>>474614892lol and hero called me the next vinyl. go figure.
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-1-20-5-release-candidate-3
Glazed terracottas are cool blocks
>>474658640How do I fix this? I can't hit the boat. Also its a boat in a minecart.
>>474669796Try an explosion
>>474670190That worked, thanks.
I love Pearl so much
One anon already lost to Gerg's plan...
>>474641065Etho is Mr.Famous, King Youtube
Hello, I'm you're boyfriend
>>474589003It's concrete, I took this pack and gave it the vanilla colorshttps://www.planetminecraft.com/texture-pack/grittier-concrete>>474607584my own personal pack, mashup of a bunch of others and my own tweaks. The wheat is from this packhttps://www.planetminecraft.com/texture-pack/reprogrammed-5522030/
>>474681917Nigger
I love minecraft existing for giving us beautiful data set images such as pic related, RANDar on 2b2t.
>>474637395why is that a problem
Recommend me texture packs.Is doku craft still the goat?
>>474686043stay true is the only valid option
>>474686043Vanilla or,Programmer artOnly valid options.
>>474684628ESL.
>>474686043can't buda texture pack is something you choose based off your mood/inclination to build in.You pick a texture pack for a specific reason. Even using programmer art, or painterly to relive 2011 nostalgia you're still selecting off of it.Do you want to build a Sci-Fi End base or high fantasy medieval castles? Choose your texture pack accordingly.
>>474684445what are those big blocks?
>>474689425way I remember in the video is the people who had the technology to do this, kept it a secret and they were going at war with the item shops in game, who profit irl off selling shulkers full of duped items, and those specific sections were Bots scanning for bases/item stashes and observing the itemshops bots movements/behaviors directly. .
>>474689735i see, makes sense
E on thumbnail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpzFueCQb6o
>>474624004Is the trade rebalance done?
>>474699520nope, it's bundle'd
>>474684628just in case you're actually retarded i'll tell you why, because i want the water to have a greenish tint to it like the way it does in swamps and mangrove biomes. underneath these biomes dripstone caves are extremely obnoxious and so building a sewer will make the water look bright blue instead of kinda greenthat's what the image was for, to show the difference in biome colors
>>474637395Is it guaranteed? I just checked chunkbase and it doesn't seem like it.
>>474686043Dokucraft is still great. So is Excalibur. I also like Mickey Joe's
>>474711798Actually so excited it got bundle'd. Trading sucks as is and definitely needs to change but "do the exact same thing 6 times and still get worse trade rewards" is the exact mind numbing shit you should expect from nujang.
>ethoslab, bdouble0, and hyponotizd all said coe's quest got them into MC vidsIs Coestar the real, "your favorite minecraft youtuber's favorite minecraft youtuber"?The real OG and GOAT?
>>474722429i think the most annoying thing is biome specific trades for books, like mending only from swamp villagers. they forget just how popular single biome/super flat worlds are and not only that but this means a large part of the player base who rely on mending and know how to simplify it by just spamming lecterns now have to take a bigger extra step by making a village at a swamp and we all know how mojang has fallen into the "the game needs to tell the player how thing works" which they can't pull off with this shit changei'm all for a rework on villager trading in general but this is so fucking weak and convoluted it's legitimately embarrassing. we've had multiple people here come up with great ideas that make sense
>>474723314No, just because you are the first, you are not the best. Etho is still number 1 and is favored by everyone else.
>>474725523Gerg is better.
>>474686043my vote is to go the route of combining multiple packs to make your own preferred look
I restart Minecraft every time I get the BLM splashtext
>>474726439No
>>474727394What do the black villagers sell?
>>474733429Chicken and Watermelon. Just kidding, they are just aggressive LMAO
>>474637395finally found a location, only took me checking 100k blocks west and 40k blocks south from spawn. maybe it's because i'm playing on large biomes but of the 30 different mangrove/regular swamp biomes i could find in a 200kx200k radius from spawn this was the only one with a large biome area that didn't have dripstone directly under it or passing through it. as you can see there's still a lot of dripstone caves but there's a nice 1k x 1k area for me to work with which is just above what i needed. the little desert spots i can work around as they're small enough to avoidnow time for me to get set up, plan out the build, start working on it then get bored and do something else instead
which way mineman?
>>474736368i played with fast leaves for so many years since i played on a toaster that i have to play on fast out of principalthoughever vanillatweaks' improved fast leaves do look really nice and have made me consider switching back
>>474737647that i have to play on fancy out of principal*
>>474737647does vanilla tweaks add that "fluffy" leaf look i've seen in some hermits videos?
mostly peaceful protests going down on gergcraft
>>474741075that's one of the options, yeah
>>474736368Minewoman thinks fast looks better on its own but fancy only works when they're bundled together like on trees.
>>474749261>>474749493Look at this dogshit wooden box house, this person built the Etho statue, BEHOLD THE BUILDING SKILLS OF ETHO POSTERSI'm officially siding with the "etho is gay" schizo.
>>474755591ITS TEMPORARY I WILL SHOW YOU MY BUILDING PROWESS
>>474755760Yeah give em time Gerg.
>>474755591What is this contraption on the roof even meant to do? can the tree update with glass over it?
>>474757095Saplings update periodically.
>>474757095gerg griefed me with a noise machine and im too lazy to take it down
>>474556119do vanilla forests look like that now?
>>474760172No, bdubs built that
>>474753460Yeah fancy can look too thin sometimes
I want Mojang to add more victorian / industrial style blocks. There's some grates and that copper mesh thing in the new patch which are good i suppose
what are the best farms in this game
whats the best music disc? (c418 ones only, fuck the new composers)
>>474762397Depends what you care about. Guardian farm is the coolest
https://youtu.be/U5DYYsMjjF8?t=57m32sJealous Geminitay! GEMTHOsisters won once again!!!!!
>>474765358Etho allay is cute, almost as cute as their relationship!
>>474558607you know the drill, brosFucking little homo etho in the butt and then cumming on his face
>RED ALERTWhat the fuck, Gemthosisters, why the FUCK does Pearl have the Etho horn?!?!?!?!https://youtu.be/sAGeyTWXOAw?feature=shared&t=505
>>474757864>474757864no that's your smoke detector, it needs a new battery!
>>474626097wtf
I'm getting that itch to play Minceraft again, what is a fun way to spice up survival similar to the "one block challenge" (but not as autismo)?
>>474755760>have time to grief with pseudo-ironic eceleb shit>live in a shitboxschizo priorities
>>474763180stal>>474779643AMPLIFIED?
>>474782130I played it before. Admittedly it's not very fun because it's a just a normal world with bigger mountains. I wish we still had buffet mode for modern verisons where you could just fuck up the generation and have to survive on stretched out islands across a lava ocean.
>>474782728it's still in the game but it got json'd (i.e. you can edit shit but you'll need to modify certain files)
>>474782849Is there a tutorieal on this?
>>474783313iirc they fuck with worldgen data packs every single update
Love Etho Love Gem
>>474783707I mostly play on 1.19.x with mods so it ain't an issue for me nigga.
>>474784034>1.19apparently it's the last version where you can properly import custom worldgen without mods. BTW config bullshit is so complex I just can't recommend anything but MC Wikihttps://minecraft.wiki/w/Custom_world_generation >niggastop with your heckin racism in /micel/ - minecraft celebrities
Etho and Gem sitting by the fireplace cuddling.
>>474755591Mindbroken by Etho once again hahaha
she gemini on my etho till I slab
>>474782728https://misode.github.io/customized/
Bean playing this masterpiece lately. Is anyone else here plays CTM maps?https://youtu.be/hjl5QfimUCo?si=kzlYeOiIJ0uDvvNo
New update is out and you nigger faggots are still worshipping e celebs.
As of 1.20 what's the most stable Sodium ripoff available for Forge?>>474783313Look up the Minecraft wiki section on world gen datapacks and experiment with this https://misode.github.io/Is convulted but equally if not more powerful than the old custom world generator.
>>474808470>Dogshit updateFun.
>>474686043TOYMY stealing textures from multiple packs.
>>474808470I've been keeping the thread updated this whole time!Here it is https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-java-edition-1-20-5Anyway, bless Gemtho!
>>474808667What are you using forge for on 1.20?
>adding new content in PATCH updateAbsolute heresy
>>474814482Finally got tired of calling him and yourself gay?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1713648133336725.webm
>>474556119update the polymc crack pastebin to this https://pastebin.com/aBkLpMpx
You did watch pesent Marina's latest video yes?
>>474814332>major>major never changes
Vanillatweaks got some new stuff
I like the old explosion sound more.
>>474778330Now I understand the trapdoor...
>>474762397Raid farm with a villager trading hall actually breaks the game
>put all that effort into making bedrock's major version number catch up with java's for brand consistency>make a minor release a major feature update, give it a name and a trailer like a major update>don't make the minor version numbers consistentWHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>>474849501It's just wolf armor nigga
>>474854552Tell that to mojang, they're to ones who made this update out to be a big deal.
There are cracked nether bricks??
Do the armadillos drop scutes if killed? Really want to just kill them instead of doing mojangs bullshut animal-friendly version of farming scutes
>>474862962jeb's little rule book makes 0 sense and is contradictory of what it says and what notch wantedI'm honestly unsure if notch actually gave him lead just because he simply wanted it out of his hands or he actually thought he did a good job it's confusing considering the fact that he easily has made the worst parts of some minecraft updates and is actively against something simple as chairs and tables while notch wanted to add official mini games and actual cannons
>>474862962>>474863806>nooo killing mobs is wrong!>instead you have to lock them into a 1x1 block space with a hopper underneath and never let them see the light of day again!it really makes no fucking sense, all you'll need for armadillos is exactly that. same with chickens for infinite eggs considering they drop scutes at the same rate. mojang are fucked in the head, they promote slavery of mobs and forcing them into tight, cramped little spaces to be "drained" of resources instead of putting them out of their misery
How do you guys make Nether bridges?
>>474871069I should be able to harvest leather from a cow without needing to kill it. Skinning it alive like you shear a sheep should be an option.
>>474878373Why stop there? We can amputate an leg for beef. A cow can live on 3 legs
The discourse around this update further proves the playerbase is unpleasable and deserves nothing.
>>474889624unpleasable? more like modders did the job 10 years ago and mojang does nothing but cry about frogs
>>474891835>Muh moddersGo play modded then. Fuck off.
>>474833657Etho's wives.
>>474891993already am they're adding autocrafters into the next patch
>>474889624>add modtier bloat nobody wants>take litterally 1 year to do it "right" (could have been done in 1 week)>split the most useless bloat off in a minipatch and try to pass it as an update to slack off for another month>nooooooo u guys are unpleasable :((
>>474898546Literally all the 1.21 content is in this patch too, plus they've been retooling NBT into componets and there is now a ton of new stuff you can do with them, things that were previously only doable through datapacks or mods.
>make ugly build>world is ruinedits over
>>474899357Dogshit bait, unfortunately I dont have any cool reaction images on my phone so here's your reply
>make ugly build>remove it and start againwe're so back
>>474900081Bait? All of that is true.
>>474899395TNT.
>someone implies patch is out>log in>patch isn't outI want to play with the crafter>>474877737I like this one
>>474862962>>474871069You don't need to farm scutes. Whenever you need wolf armor, just get 2 brushes and go to your nearest savanna or badlands.
>>474905106Why are /mcg/ users so moronic?1.20.5, enable the experimental pack (go to settings for an existing world.)
https://www.twitch.tv/skizzleman/clip/BovineTenderDolphinGrammarKing-IldBrGRIoQUUTI3p
https://www.twitch.tv/impulsesv/clip/ElatedCrepuscularCakeCoolStoryBro-FLb7HAXV8MRnzLYP
>>474908828GIGS or ZITS?
>>474906303Tab back in kingbdogz, if you'd spend half the time you waste on damage control every patch on actual features maybe people would take you seriously
>>474909271for me it's ZITS because i don't like impulse when he's around grian, he's absolutely embarrassing. his entire friendship with him is based on him panicking that his viewership for hermitcraft was tanking so he took the opportunity that season 8 gave him to get as close to grian as possible for the exposure. now he just spends every stream sucking grian off because he knows it makes his viewers happy. gem is just a hole, like an actual vapid hole because she isn't in her "youtuber" persona so is an obnoxious cunt most of the timewith ZITS you've got zed bringing the ideas, impulse bringing the try harding, tango bringing the salt and skizz bringing the trolling
>>474913147Pearl belongs to xbhttps://youtu.be/U16S3mubTig?si=Q1LI_jjGQ3YSZcqT&t=410https://www.twitch.tv/pearlescentmoon/clip/ShakingFurryLadiesCharlietheUnicorn-jM6RdwM2njRkHqly
>>474915417Pearl belongs to Etho, little one. https://youtu.be/vljOCxOROPI?feature=shared&t=923
>>474558607you know it
>>474871069I'm surprised Jeb hasn't coded in something like, "a passive mob requires 5x5 open space to live, too tight will cause it to start taking damage".
>>474871069you will own nothing, live in the pot and be happy
>>474918993Ah nuggets
>page 10bump>>>/mu/121548210
i love Shubble so much
Dead thread of a dead game.
>>474945243No hermits have uploaded today it's sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsd5RdZouo10:25 iskall is a fellow gemtho shipper
>watching letsplays in 2024
>>474947385>watching streamslop and overedited adhd inducing challenge/hardcore videos instead
>>474948764>my slop is superior to your slop
>>474949780So you admit to watching lmao
>>474946603He gave that answer so fast. All the other ones he had to think but Gem staying with Etho was instant
>>474954617I think you'd need to either work another color or some detailing on the surface of the stonework. The scale is impressive, but the monotone nature makes it lose the full impact.
>>474952846I imagine Etho was all she was talking about when they were in America.
>>474946603LOVE ETHO
>>474957169Yup, even on stream too.
We could be seeing an Etho upload...
>>474959470Nope we get a Mumbosode instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay8ZnJe48rY
>>474946603You can tell that all the hermits know it by now. Imagine what they see that we don't.
>>474960769https://youtu.be/6lWuj880gL4?feature=shared&t=6043https://twitter.com/VRParasite/status/1721074708752351408?t=Dg2Ff8G6bXBxYHFMB0Gz5A&s=19These was cut out of Gem's vid
>>474962837Yes i know. Now imagine when the cameras are off.
>>474959853I don't mind block vomit as much as some people here but that is excessive
>>474959853Holy blockvomit.
>>474959853There's no two of the same block adjacent to one another in the lower brick part. This man needs an intervention.
>>474959853Finally r/minecraftbuilds gets some representation on hermitcraft
>>474963836This is Etho kissing Gem
>>474965382>needs an intervention.That's not happening, all the drones are eating it up in the comments. Maybe someone on the server can snap him out of it
>>474967258Etho can do it. Who is always right and will make Mumbo feel like shit
>>474967258>Maybe someone on the server can snap him out of itThat's what I had in mind. Just needs one of the builders to teach hin that block variation needs to have purpose. Mumbo has been receptive of their advice in the past.I remember Grian teaching him about accent collors back in Season 6.
Mumbo is drawing up the building this is cool. How bad can it go?
>>474970678Ok he maybe getting too ambitious here.
>>474970678closed the video as soon as I saw him block vomiting
>>474971405Oh god what is he doing with this window
>>474971963His texturing is full of accidental checkerboard patterns...
so uhh i haven't played in yearsway before microsoft bought it and the java/bedrock split thingwhat's the best place to get a pirated version?
https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/1cc68zc/impulse_just_announced_the_plans_for_the/
>>474979705I know it's you, but just look at ops for god's sake.
>>474979936oh shit, i missed it hahai swear i'm not trolling
https://youtu.be/9dukDrlNud0they added new cave sounds in the latest bedrock preview/beta
>>474981860>bedrocki sleep
>>474981860Caves and Cliffs and its consequences.
Someone said i should make a hobo camp, so i tried making a hobo camp
>>474981860I'm not necessarily against them but I've literally never thought "what minecraft needs is more cave sounds"I didn't even realize there were only 19, it felt like way more than that because they happen so sparingly
Update on my game,It was a fucking hassle but it works! now I just need it to look <3 pretty <3
>>474994751Just build your piggy face on the ceiling and it'll look very pretty <3
>no schizo eceleb posting for hours>ramps up to an insane amount>slows back down>gerg postsJust so everyone knows he's responsible for a lot of the etho and gem posting. He does this to lessen the blow of his own posts so that you engage with him more positively as it's on topic despite him being an attention whoreImagine him being responsible for you being dropped in the middle of a desert and leaving signs to water only when you get there it's a glass of his own piss, it's cold but you'd probably still drink it because you're insanely dehydrated and melting from the heat. This is what he hopes to achieve in this general, he wants his posting to become the norm so that we accept him and in doing so he has to ruin the general first with shit no one cares about to make his own shit seem interesting
Made it art gallery themed
>no pediment decorationunplayable
>>475003386Actually added them shortly after posting
someday this fucking copper will age and I'll be able to move on with my life
>>475011372If you place that single block of fully aged copper in your inventory under neath that one on the grass it will age faster
>>475011372Why do this? Just build with it and let it age to the preferred state organically.
>>474992381Another case of them replacing c184 shit by making the new sounds 137745726% more likely to be played
>>475024850>c184You put none of those numbers in the corret spot. Anyway, Samuel Aberg (sound designer for Mojang) has been there already for 8 years.
>>474999287Fucjing kek
Etho was in Xisuma's stream discussing auto crafters. About 20 minutes in he flies over.
>>474786039Very late reply but thanks NIGGA i appreciate this shit NIGGA hope you're doing well NIGGA
>>474999287Maybe look at the time. Could be Europeans going to sleep. I know I did.all the while gem and etho were kissing
I've watched Etho for a long time and still do even though I never really play or care about minecraft anymore, it's been funny stumbling across this general and discovering it's half dedicated to him. It's hard to tell how much is just the one obsessed shipping autist though
>>475032893There's a handful that legitimately discuss hermitcraft and then there's a schizo that hates it so he spams while falseflagging.
>>475032893Wow, this actually makes Villagers look more appealing. Pillagers and Witches should keep the noses doe.
>>475032893The whole etho fanbase aggrees that etho is gay for over a decade now. If you follow it, you know that.And that fact makes the schizo mad.
Etho and gem love and kiss each other
>>475032893>watched Etho for a long time>never really play or care about minecraftthats a common theme
>>475032893Do you also like penises up your ass?If yes, then you are just like Etho
>>475035067The parrot villagers look great, they should've done that. I remember when notch first added them and everyone was like "these are placeholder right?" (they were not placeholder)
>>475035867I don't like these. These look hideous. The villagers really didn't need the big noses, honestly. Other than that, the 1.14 update has "fixed" their designs. They look more interesting without them.>I remember when notch first added them and everyone was like "these are placeholder right?"What was the general community reaction to them at the time? How did the communitie feel about the addition of friendly human-like NPCs?
>>475036573Same as every update today. "This doesn't fit minecraft." Mind you they came in on the update after beta1.8, probably still the most controversial update to this day.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/1cc1ezb/bad_apple_played_on_the_new_custom_banner_patterns/So this is the power of 1.20.5...
>>475037048>the most controversial update to this day.no, that's still beta 1.8
>>475037048>>475037901Beta 1.8 and 1.9 should probably be lumped together, as they were just split tests of what was supposed to be the one big update (Minecraft 1.0).
>>475032893Pretty sure the schizo who's been immensely triggered by hermitposting for almost a year now is trying to derail and kill the thread with insane false flag spam, except it's failing because the normal ethoposters actually engage with it.
>>475039258>>474999287Is it just (You) posting all these paranoid schizo conspiracies?
https://files.catbox.moe/nno9rd.m4v
Crafters have this cool red light that actives on a signal but don't actually produce light. Cool for decorations.
What Minecraft update has added the most amount of content? I don't mean how impactful it was on the game for all the illiterate retards on here. I just want to know the just the sheer volume of the update alone.My bet is on Beta 1.8 but IDK, maybe later updates addrd more?.
>>475049650How do you quantify that. Is changing a texture the same amount of "content" as a new block? What is the exchange rate between adding a new mob and adding a new dimension?
>>475049650Nether update probably. It's just how you define it really, even just stripping it down to content you can argue in circles about what constitutes as "more" with blocks, mobs, mechanics, features etc. all having different worth to different players.
>>475049650in scale, probably the Nether Update. in number of blocks, the Colorful World update.
>the simplest, but most powerful farms in minecraft are bedrock-exclusivejavakeks how are we doing today?
>>475052392>technical minecraftGet owned deservedly
>>475051495THIS IS JUST MY OPINION: as in new content is something that can be tangibly seen by the player (so no under the hood optimization) and probably no replacement, UNLESS it is drastic enough to change the perception of the object.New mobs, blocks, events etc. - definitely.
>>475052392relishing with the fact that our simple farms don't need baby sitting 24/7 so that they don't break due to bugs and none-existent spawning mechanics
Etho is a faggot and loves cocks up his ass
>boot up MC>get notification the armadillo is inI havent been minecrafting much lately and this is partly why, it feels like that vote was like a year ago. I thought we were close to having the trial chambers in at this point, the fuck is mojang doing?
Etho is straight and love his wife, Gem
>>475064668yes, it was a year agoyes, we are close to trial chambers
>>475064668We have the trial chambers. Enable the pack.
>>475065165Based, pure, canon and true!
This looks like they are proud of it
>>475064183this, and its a good thing
Play with increased reach. It's so nice.
>>475067821Of course they'd be proud about chinamen not being able to slip a backdoor into their software.
just finished updating my datapacks to 1.20.5etho is gay
>Etho in title/thumbnail>IskallEthokeks, how can you respond!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM-Z6hJb4E4
>>475081558ScamSkall needs Etho
>>475081893he needs Ethos asshole, cause its far tighter than stressmonsters old used up pussy
>>475081558I forgive him as he is on team gemtho
>>475084970Not even that will make make me tolerate Scamskall
>>475085437bro, etho was running after iskall like a dog for half a year, despite being the obvious third wheel to iskal and stressIf you like etho, you have to realize that etho is after scamskall
>>474988358Looks very good
>>475074654"chinamen" is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
>>475085823Iskall is the only person etho has ever done a duo minecraft series with.until gem. It will happen i swear!!!!!!
>>475064668seperating the dildo and the dogs from 1.21 makes the latter look like an empty update.
>>475035867where are the parrot villagers from? they look pretty coolthere was a programmer-style pack that turned the villagers into pigmen and the illagers into sheepmen that was also pretty cool, but it's been abandoned
>>475086149RICE APES
>>475086269Zisteau, Docm, and Brody
>>475086269>hermitcraft s4 didn't happen
>>475086269Gemtho sisters... We aren't this stupid.
>>475085823Pretty sure it was a double date. False x Etho and Stress x Iskall.
>>475039258I mean the hermitfags still derail the thread with offtopic eceleb wankery, it's pretty bad either way
>>475091984>eceleb wankeryIt's not a contest. You lost and Etho won.
>>475091984Let's be real: there is no derailing when there wasn't anything on track in the first place.
They're teasing the update name. Expect snapshots to resume quickly.
>>475067821For all intents and purposes it's been open source since day 1, that's how mods and server plugins can exist.Except for bedrock of course, but fuck 'em. Tablet babbies get straight vanilla with paid dlc.
>>475106852I'm sure there's a lot going on here if we could see.
Ethowo
Not sure how I feel about the new advancements in every update. Sure they're a good way to teach players while a lot of the new items have unique mechanics to them but it gets a bit ridiculous with how much unrelated stuff is in the adventure tab.
>>475052392i don't even use the most optimal java farms, why would i care if there were even spergier ones on bedrock
>>475106000Add-ons have always been freely downloadable from the internet.
I thought that the crafter would only be hidden by not having a recipe, like the bundle. But nope, adding the recipe alone isn't doing it, you have to enable the experimental flag for 1.21 in the level.dat, with all its consequences.i.e. raids break because the bad omen changes are behind that flag in 1.20.5 (but the captain doesn't drop the bottle yet, cause that loot table would be in the experimental datapack).You can summon a breeze (but the trial chambers don't generate, because the world generation files would be in the datapack).The summoned breeze shoots around, hits some stuff and the game crashes and instantly crashes on every load of the world ever since, because it needs some entity tags that the experimental datapack would usually set.I didnt try the catographer trade for trial chamber map, but my guess is that it hangs the server for multiple seconds on generation, like all treasure maps do, that cant find a target.The best thing you can do is to copy the experimental flag and only remove the trial chamber generation from it, so you at least have raids via the stupid new bottle mechanic.Alternatively you also remove the pillager loot table, not get the bottle, but write an advancement that gives you bad_omen / raid_omen when you kill one. So you have something in between.Anyway, my long term world is a bit more important than some eceleb roleplaying server, so i am not going to do that.>>475112489Ethuwu is ready for another cock
guess what it's gonna be and win a cookie :^)
LOL this is awesome how have i never used this before
>>475150348Is that how easy litematica is? that's way more cheaty than i thought
>>475150348based. I hope thats gergs serb. We should all go there and build our original and legitimate builds!
>>475152205it's only cheaty if you use schematics made by other people, i only use it when making massive builds in creative that i want in vanilla servers. all i'm doing is saving myself weeks of my life trying to recreate it all in survival
>gerg's stupid server keeps kicking me just for buildingwtf
>>475095998pissing on the ashes then I guess
>>475103339Is there even that much to be altered at this point? They already dropped most of 1.21 in 20.5's snapshots, I can't imagine much more than a few bugfixes
>>475154209You could just play creative and switch the gamemode to survival when its done.
>>474558607he has such a great face to cum on and he loves it
>>475158041>says that litematica isn't cheating>has an anti-cheat that kicks people for using litematica printerExplain this, gerg, why is easy place fine, but printer is not? Why is the line drawn here?
>>475165264it was just for easyplace, works most of the time but doesn't like if you place 50 blocks a second
Lot of new hermits invited to MCC. Even Iskall got in.
>>475170614Not too suprising when the leftovers from the dreamsmp time just quit or killed their careers
>>475170614When will Gerg be invited?
>>475173608don’t worry gerg, i am sure youll be invited soon!
Console and Pocket editions ruined Minecraft and brought in the mentally inept masses that shouldn't have played this game at all.
>>475174936Yeah we've been saying this for years
>>475174936Legacy console edition is the best edition that the game has ever had. Bedrock shouldn't exist though. And something not working in bedrock shouldn’t be a reason not to add it to java
>>475175879>Legacy console edition is the best edition that the game has ever had.Subhumanized console nigger detected. Please sign up for your local euthanasia/assisted suicide program as soon as possible and leave this thread immediately.
>>475176192Trying too hard
>>475176192You just wouldn't understand. You had to be there to get it
>>475176378>>475176404I have played the Xbox 360 edition, actually. And it fucking sucked ass. Looks like shit, plays like shit, runs like shit. But I'm sure you consoleniggers pay no mind to it, since you were fine with Goldeneye running at 15 fps as well. Silky smooth.
>>475176518I don't play console
>>475176518>looks like shitIt's minecraft. What the fuck do you mean it looked like shit?
>>475176775>runs at like 900p or less>everything in the distance turns into a shimmering mess of pixels>can see the mipmaps right in front of your faceNot even Minecraft Alpha had this shit on PC.
>>475176864Genuinely can’t tell if you are retarded or if this is just dedicated bait
>>475177031Genuinely can’t tell if you are retarded consolenigger or if this is just dedicated bait
Gay for Etho
I'm bored of my Japantown build for now. I don't know what else to build that isn't some reconfigured shitty apartment
>>475178216Blow up your Japantown and then rebuild it again
>>475178362If i was commited to the meme i'd build a giant background mushroom cloud but i'm not that invested in a shitpost
>>475177491this but unironically
>>475166523WHAT THE FUCKWhy doesn't gerg allow you to use a built-in feature of litematica that every single eceleb uses and that he defends to his death?This hypocrisy.He shouldn't just allow litematica, he should be actively encouraging it and give people tutorials on how to use it when entering his server.We want to see the glorious result of an SMP where everyone pastes with litematica.
>>475179047Man no one fucking cares
>>475179261Repeat after me:>Litematica is cheating
>>475179460>Etho is gay
What is the most stupidest thing I can do for a mincecraft playthrough?
>>475181865>most stupidest
>>475181865You could start in the nether or change your height to 1 block, apparently being small is a nightmare
gerg my new base is done @ -1150 -1400 pls r8 <3
vwoop
>>475181865not playing at all and instead watching some 40yo canadian homosexual play would be very stupid
>>475189991i would rather watch him take dick in his ass
>>475179047>>475166523>>475165264You are been kicked from the server because Easy Place spamming fucks up your packets that much that the Anti Cheat we are using literally thinks your cheating. I guess it settles the debate then lmao.
>>475191114>kicked for placing some terracotta too fast>never gave a shit when I placed glass in mid air from 10 blocks awayyour anticheat sucks lmao
>>474954617>Cross the fog to the lands between and stand before the elden ringBut seriously anon, this looks great. In this case a simpler design works due to the scale you're building at.
>>474556119Hello /mcg/, please answer these questions:1. Who/what got you into playing Minecraft?2. What is one thing you would change about Minecraft? (As in add, remove, or modify.)3. What is your favorite thing you have ever done or participated it related to Minecraft?Thank you.
>>475203530For what purposes are you collecting this data?
>>475205297It's fun :)
Pressing Etho against his gaming setup and taking him from behind.
>>475207839You are not funny
>>475203530>1The kids from across the street showed me and my brother this new cool game back in 2010.>2Bigger inventory>3shitposting about etho's and gem's relationship in /mcg/
>>475190597Doc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqjUBzRIbMs
>>475209302>shitposting about etho's and gem's relationship in /mcg/It's real though. You are just regular posting. Thanks to Gem, Etho can make frogger.
>>475203530My older cousin was playing when I visited his house on a holiday. Back when you had the free play version. I didn't even buy MC for years and years, instead I just played the browser console version, TNT Wars and Zombie Survival was the most based shit ever. I'd focus on leaning into the world generation aspects of the game. People really like new dimensions, they live crazy looking terrain that isn't realistic, etc. There should be sky dimension with totally different generation and biomes compared to the overworld. Or a deep cave dimesion. Etc. The world itself has to be a nice canvas that people enjoy just wandering on. I don't really have on favorite thing. Maybe PVP moshpits on some old servers I used to play on. I was never much good at it, but they were fun.
>>475213749I'm not OP of this thread. Don't know why that name was still there.
soul...https://youtu.be/EfaY6sDlK20
new gem. Everyone get in here!
>>475216158Etho mentioned 20 seconds in.
>>475216158Can't wait to watch it when I'm back.
>>4752035301 - Saw some youtube videos on it and got a demo version of the game, they were mod videos so I didn't understand why I didn't have the cool stuff in those videos lol.2 - I'd just remove villagers/villages. They are far too strong and far too lame and ruin the atmosphere of the game every time I come across one. They should've been scrapped earlier on or never added.3 - Who knows, probably just the fun times I had playing with my brother when I was younger.
Its very likely he uploads today or tomorrow. Keep snacks on standby
>>475222461I've set time aside for this.
>>475203530jewtube, x's series maybe?, and the free indev demoremove scaling xp costs and rng breaking from anvils so mending isn't prio onebecoming an old man while minecraft kids (and the dev team honestly) become more insufferable
Team Etho
>>475229425No fucking shotThis is required watching.
>>475229425It's all coming togetherEtho uploads in an hour"by the way, I'm gonna be livestreaming mcc on may 4th."
>>475229425If only etho streamed...
>>475216158>gem gets her tridents from etho >makes her tridents shop a self portraitwhat does she mean by this?
https://youtu.be/ONs7kTlqGw4?t=3081.21 name revealedalso the OST is out, it's got tracks from Kumi Tanioka, Aaron Cherof, and Lena Raine on it
>>475234309Kumi Tanioka??? Holy
>>475203530>1Don't remember, I was six ATM>2remove everything after 1.12/1.13 (can't really decide)>3Ran a server for a year
>>475229425Is this real? Will he change his skin this time?
>>475237581Just play 1.11 then.
>>475237878advancements are better than achievements
>>475237719It is real. The engagement is nearly triple that of the other team announcements today.I don't think Scott cares about the skin but IIRC he said he would want him to stream if he participates again.
>>475238318O_o
>>475238318Imagine the viewer numbers. And every other player inthe event would be too distracted watching etho's stream to focus on their own gameplay.
>>475226778>becoming an old man while minecraft kids become more insufferableyeah it feels strange playing the game before conception of current target audience >(and the dev team honestly)iirc some of them admitted that they had never played the game before getting hired
>>475229425https://twitter.com/MCChampionship_/status/1783896319725101541nearly 700 hundred replies already
Etho upload in 10 minutes.
I don't care about ecelebs
Tomorrow's chances are that much higher!
>>475240002That's just embarrassing for all the other teams
Does anyone know the context of the new music? Is it all trial chambers stuff? Seven songs and three music discs for one structure seems like overkill.
>>475245472We don't know as the music isn't implemented yet.
>>475245472I don't think Minecraft supports structure specific music (currently).
>>475238318what "engagement" are you talking about, homo?
hasnt etho been on mcc already
>>475250110we like to forget that, because he really sucked at it and was one of the worsr
>>475250110MCC33He finished on 32... out of 40
>>475250110>>475238318
>>475249943the amount of gay fanart on tumblr and reddit>>475251217the other hermit team got 620 and they got 700
>>475251565Any DreamSMP team usually got over 10k comments and 25k+ retweets.Nowadays the literal faggot Smajor1995 can only get hermits with less than a 10th of the engagement.
>>475252253That was in pandemic times. Dream smp guys don't get that anymore, most of them moved on or killed their careers.
>>475251565>"Why is this noteworthy?">Gives noteworthy reason (possible stream)>"Muh social media numbers"???
>>475249943I'm not homo I like guys.
>>475253775So hermitcraft didn't exist during the pandemic?And yes, they retired rich and young.Its the difference the fanbase makes. DreamSMP got followed by teenage girls, Hermitcraft gets followed by 30+yo men who still think that tumblr is relevant.btw the last tweet of Dream with a few cat pics last month got 3 times more engagement than this mcc announcement.
>>475254175the strawmen you constructed are talking to each other
>>475254814Brother the fuck are you talking about?
>>475255086he is talking about Dream still getting three times more engagement than a huge hermit announcement, despite only posting a cat pic a month
>>475255086He was also talking about the differences of the fanbase.It's simply a fact that a teenage girl is worth more than some middle aged closet faggot.
>>475255342Dream is one of the biggest youtubers ever that isn't suprising.>>475255529Why do you keep talking about teenage girls?
>>475255887>Dream is one of the biggest youtubers everand got there with minecraft only, while hermits were buttfucking each other>Why do you keep talking about teenage girls?cause i am straight
>>475256261Kill yourself pedo.
>>475256372i said that i am straight,pedos are usually gay, like there is a good chance that Etho is a pedophile
>>475255887Why can't MCC give Dream a call and get the competitive teams back?If he can get more engagement on a cat pic than whole MCC, imagine the hype that would happen if he plays again.Oh wait, pic related is the dude running it.
>>475257272why is Etho so attracted to such people?
i hope by now everyone has realized /mcg/ is completely manufactured
>>475257272Yep, those are the people etho is surrounding himself with.Nothing to see here.
Is MCC worth watching or paying attention to?I only heard about it when I got a bunch of comments about my minigame "Dodgebolt" sharing a name with something on it
>>475258154why does your anti-cheap kick litematica users if litematica isn't cheating?
>>475258154It's pretty big still but peaked a few years ago. Some consume it as a sport event but I wouldn't bother watching unless you like the people on a given team together.Maybe you specifically can get some inspiration out of it for minigames.
>>475253775No, nigger, MCC was much more popular during DreamSMP times because they were competitive players.They tried their best to win, despite all the RNG. It was an actual competition with nice teamwork.Meanwhile what competitive team do you see in this line-up? Point to the team you think is taking this serious and trains to win.If Dream would announce today that he would join MCC, it would have instantly ten times more viewers. Pandemic or not.
>>475259952This doesn't track the esports industry which has been imploding in recent years. People don't watch for competition they watch for the personalities that play, wether they're competitive or not.
>>475258296why are you still talking about this 12 hours later when major etho news has dropped?
>>475258154I watched the one Etho was on and it sucked, it's just a bunch of ecelebs playing minigames like the ones you would've found on big servers like hypixel
>>475261178Right now the MCC faggot is appealing to le epic eceleb personality roleplay and it is doing much worse than when it was competitive.Skill and teamwork definitelly gets you more viewers than only roleplaying. But roleplaying is far less effort.If you can get a fourth of the views with a fifth of the effort, your ratio improved.Your ecelebs aren't profit maxxing, they are effort minimizing.
>>475261781just answer the question
>>475262414Genuinely what are you talking about? Roleplaying?
>>475262903just crawl back to your cobblebox and keep quiet, k?
>>475263016your claim:>appealing to eceleb personalities gets more viewsreality:>appealing to eceleb personalities made MCC crash while it worked when it got treated competitivejust ask when you dont understand something, we always help newfags our
>>475263016Read the post.Quote what you don't understand.
I tried searching if this has been done before but couldn't find much, pretty simple idea
>>475263209I never said this?You're weird dude, I bring up basic consumer trends and you come at me with these rants of nonsense. You clearly have a chip on your shoulder.
>>475259952"Competitive" minecraft is a joke and has been for 15 years. Esports needs a game with depth and a high skill ceiling to work, not to mention big prize pools. Minecraft is none of that. The real best competitive players are literal-whos on badlion or somewhere, but no one will ever give a shit about them because they can't hold anyone's attention in a youtube video and aren't friends with the MCC organizers. Plus they're all probably hacking anyway.
>>475263016>>475263446I think i got it now, you didn't understand that roleplay and "personality" are the same thing.The twitch thot doing sexually suggestive things is roleplaying just as much as the 30yo women with cutesy voice, the bald man Tango that bursts into tears whenever he gets a 10 Cent donation or the 40yo canadian man with his "mancave" and regular homosexual dog whistles."Liking their personality" is just nicely written for "liking what they act as".And this never works long term. They always hit saturation very soon and then depend on whales.
>>475263765>its a consumer trendthen why do consumers not want it?
>>475263681Man I had this as a board game as a kid that makes me nostalgic.
>>475263681why does your anti-cheat kick litematica users?
>>475263765If consumption is getting less when you do X, then you can't claim that X is a consumer trend.You are looking like a total idiot right now, maybe you should explain what you meant.
>>475264753>>475265151I said viewership is down, it's been on a downwards trend.
>>475252253DreamSMP actually had an active fanbase. Most Hermits don't have that. Even Etho mainly has the same block of viewers that watched the guy 10 years ago.
>>475265421If viewers watch for personalities rather than for competition, why does viewership go down when the event goes for personalities and hinders competition?
reminder it's this easy to cause a meltdown here :)
>>474889624I would be tremendously pleased if they did nothing instead of doing retarded changes that break my Kube.js scripts.
So they hired some furry to do the nuMusic alongside Lenahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLS9tUa2GXISounds better.
>>475265670The event hasn't happened yet. It's next week.
>>475258154Hypixel server stuff with more annoying hosts. Might as well pull up an old SkyDoesMinecraft video.
>>475265517which can be explained with>>475264438>And this never works long term. They always hit saturation very soon and then depend on whales.Its what happens when you offer absolutely nothing besides "a personality".
How can this retard claim that mcc was better when it was mostly dreamsmp people because they were competitive instead of roleplaying. Nigga, dreamsmp is literally a roleplaying server. Meanwhile the roleplay-heavy hermitcraft s8 was widely disliked.It was more competitive, because an 18 year old has better reflexes than a 40 year old. The typical dsmp member also has more time to train for the event since their 'content' is just screaming for a coupke of hours while hc members usually spend days building shit.
>>475264946He already answered this you retard please shut the fuck up
>>475265909it's a regular occuring event and it went into this personality bullshit when they made a special pride competition and invited Grian for it
>>475266132Basically right. People like skills. The most popular people for a game like MC are typically good at PVP, good at building, or good at redstone, in that order. You need a personality, but you also need to be really good at one or more of those things for anyone to follow you around and grow the channel. Then you need to not commit career suicide like skip uploading for weeks at a time or post boring ass series for way too long. There are exceptions in giant lolcows that broke the mold like XQC or AsmonGold, but those guys are 1 in a million.
>>475266380It's just the usual troll seething about eceleb discussionImagine every paragraph was typed with white steam coming out of his face
>>475263681Gerg, I actually invented this 5 years ago. So, any revenue you earn from any videos you make should be sent my way. Please and thank you.
>>475266513no "he" didntHe can always turn off the anti-cheat if he thinks that litematica isnt cheating and the anti-cheat is wrong.
>>475266593Oh my god. I can see where it's gone wrong now.No, MCC has been on break for months. Their viewership declined since the pandemic. This new "season" is meant to be more laid back.The esports industry's downwards trend caught up them and NOW they're pivoting to personality focussed shows.Anyway feel free to rant about how having a personality is "roleplaying" now and I'll be kind and assume you don't lack one.
>>475266380Because when they played the servers they weren't afraid to get sweaty and want to win. Rather than being a bunch of lazy old men who think larping replaces having skills at the game they spend years playing.
>>475266380Yes, the literal roleplay server was being competitive in mcc, trained for it, came up with strategies and took it serious.
>400 posts in 5~ days >100 posts in 5~ hours
>>475267070Again:It went downwards after they started to go for eceleb personalities.Nothing related with esports, it never was esports in the first place. You can be competitive without falling under esports.>muh pandemicYet the guys who got rich with it and stopped playing, still get more engagement on occasional cat pics than this whole event as a whole.If it was the pandemic, this should not be the case.
>>475267790Pandemic viewership isn't a straight multiply and divide equation. There were far more people to get engaged with content creators or their brands. MCC is an entity but to make my point clear consider it just a platform, as such there is no engagement like this, because it is a platform for what they are engaged with.
>>475268723To clarify the first bit: a percentage of audience turns long time fan.In the pandemic, the potential audience increased, so a higher amount of people turned long term after the pandemic.
>>475268723Yes, you are right, there can be a pandemic factor, but it would apply to both equally.The event crashed much harder. The pandemic isn't the sole and only reason.I dont know why you are so super obsessed with this.
just finished decorating my skeleton spaawner setup, what do you think?
>>475269759Oh wow actually pretty good. Well done anon!
>>475269375>The event crashed much harder.Yes. Glad we finally agree.
>>475269759noice
>>475269759One good post in this thread
>>475269023If you want maximum profit, you shouldn't limit yourself on whales / simps / long-term viewers, or however you call them.If you want profit, you need to do what the ordinary consumer wants. Simps are a wastly different target group. Many ecelebs depend on simps, but that isn't a consumer trend, its a producer trend.Or as you say it, once you collapse or get old and bad, the simps are the only ones left. It can be a sign of a channel that is dead.Meanwhile people who do what the consumer wants (which requires to be good at something, you cant half-ass it or depend on "personality" alone) earn enough shekels in one year to retire.
>>475269759Way too many stairs on the ground
>>475269759etho takes cocks up his ass
>>474556119So is PolyMC still the open source launcher of choice? What happened to MultiMC? Haven't played MC in like 2 years.
>>475234309I don't get why people like Lena's music. Most of her overworld tracks feel out of place and don't mesh well either C418's or Kumi's music
>>475271795PolyMc or PollyMc are both fine.No reason for anything else.Both support authlib-injector now, so both will work when mojang jews you and you can still play when microsoft servers are down.Nothing else changed in the past two years.
>>475272349Should I increase the memory? The last time I played I had a shitty laptop but now I have desktop with 32GB of RAM.
>>475266923Litematica isn't cheating but easyplace flagrantly violates normal minecraft mechanics and should be banned on public servers at least. Any anticheat that can't catch it effectively is worthless.
>>4752729394 gigs should be fine for vanilla MC
>>475272128I like the celeste soundtrack. The problem is that raine's minecraft tracks sound like they belong on the celeste soundtrack. Especially otherside.So yeah, pretty good music on its own, but like you said, it doesn't fit minecraft.
>>475238318They are practicing now and etho isnt streaming. Is this confirmation its ethover? My sources say Yes.
>>475209775>a month since the last episode>around two double chest's worth of wood soldThank god he built all those huge machines to farm millions of logs and warp them across the server in shulkers.
>>475276912At first i thought he was just playing the heel. But as time goes on it has been become increasingly clear everyone hates him for real.
>>475276912>he thinks anyone actually care about selling itemsIt's all just bullshit to habe something to do. He probably would have built the tree farms if he wasn't selling wood.
Etho is and always will be gay
>>475274561>litematica isn't cheating, but this built-in function of litematica is
>I will btfo the spammers by counterspamming three times as often and being twice as annoyingPlease stop.
>>475280536This is his big revenge for not being allowed to dupe sand. It was an internal server dispute until he chose to start whining about it publicly. That's not how someone who's just doing it for the content behaves.
When was Ethos last prostate exam?
https://streamable.com/tkg87y
>>475281263>for the contentimagine what etho would do for the content of my balls
Shubble won MCC four times
>>475265201She's beautiful anon. We just need Etho's statue next to her.
>>475275682It started okay with things early on. But when the 1.20 music was added it really doesnt sound like minecraft. Even if pigstep isnt my favorite, since it's a disc and not ambient I give it more leeway.
>>475234309Hey, tell us the name so nobody dont need to click on the video
Super Smash Mobs was fun...
>>4752729394 to 6 gb should be enough
>>475281997It was a novelty that did wear off.The 1.17 music didn't bother me at first, but the more time passed, the more obvious it got that it's generic game music that could fit into any other game.It never became actually accossiated with minecraft for me.So i use a resource pack to remove the nu-songs. Using it for over a year now and i would never go back.
>>475281818He cute
>>475281263If Doc had any wisdom about making stuff people cared about watching he'd be far more successful.
>>474556119Can You Beat Minecraft Without Sucking My Cock?
>mogs the whole servernothing personal
>>475282346I remember really liking that. I also liked that one wizard game that was on Hypixel. I never leveled up very far in it, but I was quite good at it. Warlords, Google search is telling me it was called. Genuinely had a blast with it.
>>475286293Holy shit that is hideous how do you even manage to build something like that
>>475290794
https://youtu.be/qtyNJdzoxIQ I knew minecraft was full of pedos lmfao
>>475291081What does this mean
>>475292248I never watch normalfag contentslop videos and decided to watch this just to see what the appeal is. I made it about 5 minutes.
>>475276912>2he made 8 double chests worth of sand4 double chests where his own sand2 belong to joe hillsthe last 2 belong to him also but he has to pay zedaph and mumbo in diamonds to cover the sand as they don't want itin the end he had 6 double chests full of sand at 4 stacks per 1 stack of logsin total, as a rough estimate, he sold about 80 stacks of logs while joe sold 13 stacks of logsyou literally see doc open all his own double chests of sand with the ones next to them being full too as that's how the system works, they filter to the bottom two double chests before filling the ones higher up so the 50/50 split he promised everyone stays 50/50i don't understand why you anti-doc schizo's like to lie so much when there's video evidence to disprove your rantings. maybe it's because that section is near the end of the video so you think no one will watch it with them being so long but some of us like doc here enough to watch the entire thing and even call people out on their bullshit hate for hermits
>>475296103>in total, as a rough estimate, he sold about 80 stacks of logs while joe sold 13 stacks of logsAnd how many stacks is "around 2 double chests"?
>>475295406Nerdy retards are weird about sex and have nerdy retard girlfriends. In the past they'd just break up and give each other lifelong sexual trauma. Today they broadcast it to a worldwide audience of pre-teens.
>>475276912It's not about the produce, it's about what the produce produces and that's sand of which he has a shit load of now proving that people would rather pay with sand than diamonds because sand is easier to collect and they get to keep their diamonds (not needing to be digging around in deepslate as often) for other things. But let's be honest, you know full well Doc originally didn't care about sales or sand. Yes sand has worked its way into what he had planned but that plan always was him wanting to make new, giant tree farms. He never had a single log permit, why would he try to collect them if his lust for giant redstone farms wasn't at the forefront of his mind? The sand payment was a side piece and coming away with 7-8 double chests full of the stuff after 2 weeks off sick is nuts. He's shocked when checking the chests further proving that even he didn't expect them to buy for sand so I don't know what you were expecting when the man himself expected way lessPage 10 bump, stop dying
>>475308695what do you think, how many times did etho take docs cock?
>>475309907Doc's the taker.
>>475308695If there's nothing to talk about, let the thread die. Someone will make another one later. No point in keeping this zombie general alive when its been taken over by shitposters who have more time to spam than anyone else has to post anything.
>>475308695>people would rather pay with sand Do you really want to start researching how many sales wood shops have made in previous seasons?>But let's be honest, you know full well Doc originally didn't care about sales or sand.He cared about teaching the server a lesson for forcing him to follow the rules and an opportunity fell in his lap.https://streamable.com/fvs4tz>He's shocked when checking the chestsYou know you're watching a youtuber pogging out for a video, right? He went the entirety of season 8 without ever admitting his shulker business was a colossal failure as a direct result of his own actions.
>>475309964>20cmEtho can take 30
>>475309964This will never get old to me.
gay for etho
>>474558607again
>>475310930a chest should have 8x4 istead of 9x3 slots.So a double chest is 8x8 and has 64 slots and hold 4096 items.
>>475308695>Doc originally didn't care about sales or sand.
I wasn't enthusiastic about the recent update.
I changed the armadildo loot table to drop scouts on kill and pretend that the skinning-alive mechanic doesn't exist
>>475286293make another pic, but from 100 blocks away with lowest FOV and fancier clouds mod and maybe also some fog mod
>>475315590You know limitations breed creativity. So circumventing the limitations altogether makes you a less creative person. But hey, at least you get scutes.
Imagine being raped by a silver fish, imagine the shame and humiliation.
>>475316157I'm going to imagine something nice instead.
>>475316023Having to breed them, cause there are just two fuckers in 1k blocks of savanna, is much more limiting than right clicking one dude
>>475316329Hey, what if you made it so when you get an armadillo wet it drops a spawn egg? You know like a gremlin?
>>475316585Stop passive agressively seething like a woman.Mobs representing real life animals aren't allowed to drop anything on kill for years now. They wouldn't go for the skinning-alive mechanic otherwise.Have fun with your goat that doesn't even drop mutton, while everyone else just ads that loot table back in.
>>475316218Imagining being raped is the only thing that brings me joy in life.
>>475317310>t. Etho
Who the fuck is etho?
>>475319992Gerg that png is too large to load on my potato computer, please post a smaller one
Kumi Tanioka's new music actually sounds fitting for MC, unlike that troon.Still gonna play with the new music removed.
>>475319992Your superior and boss.
Tricky Trials.
Etho is homosexual, and that is a good thing
I wonder what Etho thinks of you guys
>>475323580I only like their music discs, the atmospheric shite is all the same thing>starts slow and sombre>gradually picks up>stays at a constant level for a while>might dip or continue to rise>blows out your eardrums for no reasonPigstep and otherside are alright AS music discs and luckily one of his other tracks that would be terrible in game as atmosphere is getting shoved into another music disc
TOTAL AGNES DEATH
>>475329418Etho loves me .0001% as much as he love Gem
>>475317074I get le endangered animals not dropping shit, if you stretch the armadillo even counts since three banded dillos are the only ones that roll into a ball and they're endangered (but they don't live in badlands, which the LC nine banded one does), but why the FUCK do goats not drop anything? They're literally a farm animal on par with sheep and cows.
>>475329418he wants my cockI send homosexual fan fictions with etho to the business mails of random hermits each day
>>475336026what's funnier about goats is mojang's "we need to be nice to animals, but we'll implement them in such a way that makes it worse"instead of killing them for horns, mutton or even string to turn into wool, you lock them into small chambers forcing them to smash their heads into trees and rocks then slaughter them once their horns are gone or leave them stuffed under ground anyway. you can't add mobs to the game that generate some resource people want without the same people putting those mobs into worse lives than death. look at sniffers, you lock them into a small room filled with moss block floors with noisy minecarts underground and they never see the light of day every againmojang try to add new mobs that you can't kill but in doing so create a much more terrible situation that they originally wanted to avoid
>>475336026Probably a game design thing than anything like that. There are ''core mobs'' i.e cows, chicks, sheep that they don't seem to want to change or disrupt in anyway. These are intergral to the gameplay loop and spawn in nearly every biome.Most new mobs, in my opinion, fall under two categories; ''Ambient'' and ''Unique''.''Ambient'' is self explanatory, they spawn in specific biomes or conditions and are thus rarer, they provide ambience to the world. Examples of ambient mobs: polar bears, all kinds of fish, pandas, glow squid, frogs.''Unique'' is a mob tied to or involved with a new mechanic, the extent of them being game changing or mere gimmicks being irrelevant. They may spawn in more biomes than ambient mobs but they may also only spawn through player dependant actions. Examples of unique mobs: goats, turtles, wandering traders, dolphins, sniffers.
>>475336913Fun fact, goats (and cows and sheep by extension) only lose horns to a severe cranial fracture unless done surgically, since they're a solid attachment to their skulls. Mojang was thinking of deer and their cousins who molt their horns. Muh educational animal planet just straight up misinforming the kids, gotta love it.>farm hellMy favorite is still the peaceful slime farms that keep breeding weak baby pandas, put them in boats, then kill them once they reach maturity and stop sneezing
>>475337403>peaceful slime farmi think i've seen that one before but i can't remember who made it, all i remember was a minecart rail and the player being taken around holding bamboo to breed pandas and they go on a journey to grow up but sneeze along the way dropping slime and eventually go on a spiral down into a lava pit that collects the minecart and sends it back to catch more baby pandas
>>475336556Holy shit, you are such a faggot and Etho would destroy you for being a gay cocksucker.
>>475338357not as much of a faggot as etho
Who was the doubter who said Welsknight was burnt out?
>>475339325nobody claimed that, why are you behaving as if this is twitter here?However, i was promised a giant israel flag on spawn built by him and he didn't deliver.
>>475339325>>475339903https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/473142796/#473166639
I still have to catch up on the latest Gemisode and now I'm finding out Etho was already on MCC practice streams??
>>475340238if only you would know where else ethos ass is
>>475340074Thanks man.>>475339903>/pol/ shitI'm just a fan of his theme. I love castles.
>>475340827Imagine being on a general where people link tumblr, reddit and twitter. You post offtopic shit. But suddenly start whining about /pol/ because someone expected the Ukraine flag guy to pull up a Israel flag too.
>>475341268That's because i am from tumblr and /pol/ is offending people and should not have a place on 4channel.Tumblr folks are welcome.
>>475340440i know it ;)Etho is such a naughty boy.>>475341626this
Reminder
>>475336026unique ways of getting mob drops is better for gameplay than drops on death actually
Daily reminder that 99% of ethos fanbase, that followed him for over 10 years, says that he is gay.There is not a single community of ethofans on the internet that isn't flooded with homosexual pandering.Newfags who imply that etho isn't gay need to be shown the door.
>>475337684https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24WbZZTM-aI&t=310s
>>475343863No it's not.Such a generalized statement is retarded anyway.The armadillo skinning is shit for gameplay. It just encourages you to right click it a bit and never interact with it ever again.In case of the goat, i never saw a single person ever keeping goats as farm animal. But they are farm animals in rl.The goat horn drop on impact doesn't make a mutton drop on kill impossible anyway. You can have both.
>>475343863do you already know what ESG is, gerg?
>>475343978You leave and you are gay. Etho's bed is next to Gem's bed.
I don't like Mojang exporting all behaviours to passive mobs. All the passive mobs are lame. Obviously they want players to do different stuff because that keeps the game fresh. So instead of killing you've got to breed but it feels uninspired and lame
>>475344753who cares about a game for children?Ethos boypussy wants cocks in RL.
>>475345064Etho only have hetero sex with gem and you care for this game.
>>475345406I dont see much talk about minecraft herey do you?Ethogirls dont play the game. We are too old for that.
>>475344979If i have to kill, i need to breed if i want it sustainable.The armadillo is getting pushed into a hole and coordinates marked.
>>475345549I just know you're seething while typing this knowing you have to ignore the mob dicsussion that's been going on to sell your false flagging
>>475345998post your build
>>475346204You are not Minecraft.
>>475346204I don't do builds I put all my chests in the open plains.
>>475346204
>>475347263that is out of context.You have to screencap the second line to.
>>475349579The context that you love Etho
Today for sure by the way.
>>475351531i love etho the same way every ethogirl does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gjdYKIUO_4
>>475318960>no pussy>no balls>anus that lowwtf is this unfinished trash?
New Scar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbp9XtEHANg
>>475336026>>475344568The goats in Minecraft are mountain goats, very visually distinct from domestic goats. They're not farm animals, they're wild animals. They stopped adding domestic animals into the wild a long time ago. Remember when they added cats that only spawn in villages and made ocelots untameable? Domestic camels also only spawn in villages.In retrospect, it's quite silly how farm animals spawn in the wild.
>>475355846He finally read the cat quest mail he got a month ago lmao.
>>475356446I bet it is easier to kill a wild mountain goat for meat than it is to try to milk it.
https://files.catbox.moe/nz27ou.pngCute!
>>475360635When the Polar Bear got added, people were complaining about it not having its own unique drop. It does have a drop, its just not unique - Jeb openly said that they did it because they don't want to promote killing them. But mobs having drops was the rule at the time, so it got a useless cod.During the Update Aquatic they said that they won't add sharks because real life animals should not be hostile in minecraft. Which was again a new agenda that didn't exist before. Just think of the spider.Then we got the Axolottl and we learned that the overtone window shifted even further. Now any mob that is an endangered animal in RL isn't allowed to have a drop. Again officially stated.Then we got the goat and it became painfully obvious that the agenda shifted even further.Now the agenda is that no RL animal is allowed to drop anything.It's consistent with the previous times they shifted into this direction. No amount of shilling can hide this.The fucking Camel has no drop. Every single mount drops leather. Donkey, Llama, Horse, Mule all drop leather, but the Camel doesn't.This is totally inconsistent. They could have made an exception here for consistencies sake, but the agenda is more important.
so who's the whore trying to steal Etho in their MCC training?
>>475365038he is called Smajor1995 and he is a faggot and celebrates it with pride flags everywhere.He organises MCC, so if etho wouldnt be interested, he wouldn't have agreed.
>>475365038Between her and Gem, Etho clearly has a type.
>>475336913The baby turtles one is the funniest of all them. They drop seagrass. And adults cause a lot of lag due of their detailed models and pathfinding so you've to kill them once they grow beyond the minimum surplus required to make a farm sustainable. You can literally feed the rest of their deceased children to force their parents to breed.
>>475365038this onehttps://youtu.be/S7zZsl984sE?si=cB3mX5JmZyGE0YIy
>>475365389>>475365728He's talking about Jojosolos moron.
>>475365852The Venezuelean shitskin that is very bossy?Why do etho-is-straight spammers always fall for girl bosses who dominate him?
>>475366245it's like a power fantasy for women
>>475366245Since etho is gay and hates biofrontholes, the only women he interacts with are the ones who have a dominating character.In order to communicate with ordinary women, you have to be the one in charge and initiate it. So if he just doesn't approach women, all of them are filtered out.
>>475366802Goal pole moved. According to Ethofag he DOES interact with women.
>>475367121in the gayest possible way, even gayer than Smajor
>>475365484I never did a turtle farm because of how brutal they are.My gf would have never allowed it. She would have freed the turtles and then i would have to find a new home for them.
Horses still feel like a "new" thing to me
>>475370397Unironically get with the times or just stick to beta.
>>475365728Damn, he's gotten fat.
>>475365728I would not dislike Scott so much if he wasn't so ugly.I mean he could get a better skincare routine, lose weight and shape those eyebrows Jesus Christ.Don't think his hair does him much favours either. (also funko pops in the background)Gives me the ICK!
I can't stand Scott because I tried watching his Imp and Skizz podcast episode but he had Midnights on his background shelf which is the WORST ts album.
>>475376524>>475376335schizo
>>475377832Do not ever fucking imply I'm a brit again.
>>475374371He's been fat
litematica is cheating and every single mob should drop something on death
>>475364050I'm getting absolutely fed up with them larping as zoobooks, and it feels like only a contingent of zoomers who call everything toxic defend them so it's beyond me why they do it. I'm still mad about fireflies, surprisingly a lot of people are, and no amount of 15 year olds going "le 2 pixels toxic ahh community fr fr" will fix the pr damage it's done. So why? It's the women isn't it?
>>475348383this is the only person itt who played with 1.20.5 and posted a screenshot
>>475364050It's a slippery slope.> if an animal has a useful drop ingame, it promotes killing it in RLA stupid ridiculous statement. People rightfully rejected this in 2016 when it was made.But as time progressed and with zoomers taking the stage, it still got enforced and accepted.If you reject this notion, then everything that follows becomes invalid as well. No need to question whether or not rl animals should be allowed as hostile mobs, if ingame actions don't project 1:1 into RL anyway.But the best argument is still from a gameplay perspective.You shall not break consistency. What does the player expect to happen when he kills a goat? Does it make sense for the player to encounter all kinds of weird super rare animals like an Armadillo or Axolottl, yet the only real life animal that is hostile is a silverfish and spider?Is it smart to add new mobs based on totally different standards as old ones?If you change such standards, shouldn't you retroactively enforce them for consistency?Why trickling this in so slowly? Why not just remove spiders and silverfish and remove drops from sheep, cows and pigs?If this wouldn't work, doesn't this mean that your standards are shit and will just make the game worse as more time progresses?Why doesn't the pig drop some pork whenever you play it a noteblock song in the right order?
>>475383758Tldr?
>>475384002if you give a parrot a cookie, one thing leads to another and you're not allowed to have sharks, fireflies, or goat drops
SHUBBLE IS ONLINEhttps://www.twitch.tv/shubble
>>475387205lol
>>475387205shubble playing with a baby slime is so wholesome
>>475387205>no donation begging>actually plays minecraft>talks about how much she enjoys it>spent 12 hour interior decorating someone elses build simply because she liked it
>>>/vm/1172779
>>475378231
hell status: conquered by the hwhite man
>>475387205>they keep thinking that little slimes dont take fall damageI am so surprised that she manages to keep it alive. Those things have no sense of hight and a three block jump kills them, which you easily manage with a staircase.I kept them as pets once and i had to get new ones every other day cause they kept finding places to jump off.
Piglin Brutes killed us and we lost all our shit.
I was just collecting the dog variants.Got the one in the snowy taiga. Walked past a polar bear that had a baby. The bear hit me once. The dog attacked the bear. The bear hit the dog twice an he was dead.
>>475397190that jealous cuck only deleted your proposal because he knew she'd accept
>Iskall tells gem he's going to get bored of the season soonKEK
>When your bedroom looks directly into someone elses bedroom
Have you given her your tribute this morning?
>imp and skizz didn't put the pico park vod on their vod channels>grian and gem never made a video out of it2lewd4yt
>>475397190
I really like how the xp orbs in Java get absorbed immediately. They don't do that in Bedrock. They just sit on the ground waiting for you to walk close to them.
>>475339325>good hermits all sick/on vacation or just slowI still didn't watch any Wels. I'll admit that I started a Jevin video.
>raw primsarine has the sick color change>cobble equivalent texture>bricks and dark variant are clean>static colors>lamps don't even fucking color shiftI just wanna make glowy blue shit
>>475430212don't they automatically trail towards you in bedrock? to be fair in java they still take forever to add to your levels if there's a lot of xp. i know it's fun to just stand around while hundreds of xp orbs dink dink dink into you but it takes way too long at high rate xp farms to consume it all
>>475414045Season 10 almost truly begins
Hot steamy homosexual love with etho
Bending Etho over and shoving my unlubed cock up his asshole
Etho WILL upload today!
>No filters, no face, and not a womenHow does he have so many people lusting over him???
>>475471012Homosexuals are known to be very horny and lust for many other men.Straight people are boring and only have one partner and would have a family with children at 40
goes hard
>>475471012There are two women there
A Hololive escape room event is on
>>475476957link it
>>475477278https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYAGno7D_Q this is my wife IRyS but there are multiple pov. some Japanese, some English
He fell for it...
>>475477278>>475477519wait I'm stupid it's not escape room. it's cops and robbers
>>475472187>Homosexuals are known to be very horny and lust for many other menI know you're into Etho. Just kill yourself already, he loves Gem
>>475481609he loves cocks
>>475482859The only cocks he cares about are the roosters he and Gem are keeping on their homestead.
>>475482859And thats a good thing.Being a faggot isn't wrong.
>>475482859Statistically incorrect. Etho keeps says Gem the quickest. Joel and Bdubs malding
>>475487997why dont you do a search for "gem" again 4chan wide?
Pure romance
:)
Postmaster Pearl!
>>475488327Brimstone
>>475489459we entered the timeline of trans ethoEthogirls always surprise.
>>475491847Consequence of heteronormality, which is a social construct.If a man is attracted to men and takes it up the ass, you pretend that he is a woman in a mans body, which makes him hetero again.
>>475492209>Consequence of heteronormality, which is a social construct.Based?
What mcg would look like without ethofaggot
>>475495062The world Etho and Gem's child will create.
>>475495645I can't tell who these people are supposed to be
Distant Horizons is the best thing to happen to MC in years.
>>475496318This bit is like 4 threads old come on now
why didn't they invite lizzie to hermitcraft?
>>475496403Thats brand new by /mcg/ standards
"borderline"
>>475497356The opposite actually, with how slow our threads are that was probably a month ago.
>>475497443Does tumblr even know what homosexuality means?
>>475497713Women have no problem being gay with their friends and they project this onto men.>inb4 stop watching pornTalk to women. Its real.
>>475497713Those guys on tumblr are 30+ yo men. And they say that etho is gay for over ten years now.Yes, they know what homosexuality is.Yes, they know etho better than any of you newfags.
>>475498024I am a woman. I'm even bisexual, I just don't get what ''your friendship is borderline homosexual'' means. Especially in this context with three maried men that have children.
>>475498305homos are not monogam
>spending significant amounts of time every day searching through gay fanart of a character you hate, to spam 10 a thread with peoplevery sad. Maybe buy some model airplane kits or something anon.
>>475498464Actually, i am the one making those.99% of etho fanart is gay af everywhere on the internet. Be it here, reddit or tumblr, its all fucking gay.And i did that. Alone.
>>475499017So you're the only one that thinks Etho is gay?
>>475498464it's funny how after we started triggering him on command he's commited to do it whenever he can
>>475499137Exactly.99% of the etho fanbase is me.All those people writing about Etho for over ten years are me.In reality, etho is an irrelevant 40yo canadian man that nobody gives a shit about.
>>475499502Congrats on conceiving a new strategy, will you run out of material in half a day again for this one too?
>>475497692Aquatic like Gem's base!
>>475498464I'd be shocked if we have more than 5 regulars at this point
People have caught on to mushroom stems after Grian made a big deal about them.
>>475500972Another thing he stole from Bdubs
>>475501249>>475501249>>475501249
>>475499686>new strategywe are talking about tumblr blogs that are older than you are, anon
