Hello, I will be your seat neighbor for the next 7 hours. What do
>>2651073Can I coom in that thing?
Actually looks more pleasant than a real fat person who occupies as much space.
>>2651096Those girls know how to fuck especially their kids and also how to cook, how to make a home and how to make a cozy warm environment to come home to.
>>2651073>do you know what's the weight capacity of this plane?
>>2651073He’s not taking up both armrests which makes him better than most people I’ve ever sat next to.
>>2651073I’m fat and my wife is not. She’s always between me and the other passenger
>>2651182>I’m fat and my wife is not.Are you a sitcom dad?
>>2651183No but I have a big penis
>>2651116How does that help if you are seated next to one?
>>2651073looks like there's plenty of legroom, we'll be fine>>2651200padding. if the plane crashes it's like having a private airbagi think that was a dilbert cartoon but we don't hear so much about that any more for some reason
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>>2651203fucking hellok that's it i'm going to the gym. i'm scared i'll end up like that one day if i don't
>>2651203Wtf has happened to America
>>2651203She's right. They should just make planes bigger so everybody has more room.
Cast magic missle
>>2651203tik tok rage bait earns money
>>2651073Make sure the arm rest is down. I had a fatty put it up and I said I want that down. They said it hurts them down and I got the flight attendant to side with me. The fatty squirmed and purposely kept bumping me all flight. 4 hour flight. And they got up to go to the bathroom once
>>2651073One shat herself on the way to Berlin..
Hug and cuddle
>>2651116kek no she does no chores, is too fat for sex, and sits around on her phone all day. being that fat is a sign of severe mental health issues>>2651203>some simp is actually flying internationally with this hambeast and helping promote her tiktok
>>2651361that's grim, thankfully i have avoided that fate so far
>>2651073>seat neighborThank God I can afford to fly business nowadaysThe worst part of traveling solo always was the random seatmate on long flights for me
>>2651203It always surprises me how many people will have a kneejerk reaction against the suggestion of more space on planes just because a fat person said it.
>>2651456Waste of money if you ask me for just a few hours. You can get up and move around or go to the bar or bathroom etc after you are seated. I'll spend that money elsewhere.
>>2651477Maybe for you, but a few k extra is no big deal for vacations, I spend more on scotch during a year lmaoThough it's usually 11 hours plus, there's nothing interesting near me
>>2651073hes not taking the armrest, hes paying for his seat, and he isnt leaking over to my sideseems finehowever my autism requires me mention that no commercial plane two seat wide is going on any seven hour flights
>>2651073I would contact a flight attendant and make sure I'm on the plane to where ever I'm going, and not to Proxima Centauri 9.
>>2651476Planes are pretty well spaced for normal people, hence why you only ever see fatties bitching.
>>2651477Maybe if you’re a poor manlet.
>>2651487>what is a 2-4-2 layout?Still miring the seat pitch in the OP pic though.
>>2651182>I’m fat and my wife is noti wish i was u
>>2651203Is this a new fetish? I want her ass stuck there all perked up like that so I can pump semen deep inside her.
>>2651182Same wife is Asian and skinny, in the middle she goes
>>2651116>Those girls know how to fuck especially their kidsWhat did he mean by this?
>>2651073>2024>not flying businessishygddt
>>2651116kek. have you actually seen one of them cook? Think of a bread slice and 5 chocolate bar on top + cheese. I would rather eat raw meat.
>plane hasn't even taken off yet and the cunt in front of you has already reclined their seat backWhat do?
>>2652552I always carry a copy of consumer rights documents for such situations. Usually, after highlighting key passages, the person understands and put it back up. Make sure you get the copies translated, too.
>>2651073I can't decide whether i hate fat fucks or screaming toddlers more. last plane i was on the infants puked all over it, up and down the aisle. the stewardess had to put down baking soda and cover the floor in a towel on top of the puke. but there's nothing quite as disgusting as a fat fuck's pasty, clammy, hairy arm and thigh pressing against you the entire flight. even worse when they order a meal on a 5 hour flight... like really, dude? you really can't go that long without eating? fat fuckign shit
>>2651476fat fucks should need to buy two seatstickets should be charged based on passenger and luggage total weight. they're jewing me over a carry-on and yet beetus mountain paid the same ticket I did? just charge according to weight and airlines would make a fortune, especially any flight out of the US south. christ almighty there are wall-e blobs rolling around down there.
>>2652581Would be glorious watching fatcunts being asked to climb into picrel
>>2652563That's funny, I also carry a copy of consumer rights, highlighting the part where I paid for a reclinable seat so I can recline it.
>>2652584when i travelled to a couple of the malaysian islands they weighed the passengers before the flightit was just a tiny plane, pic relatedi had a poo before i left home so i was ok
>>2652190He never made it to grade 10, he was too busy fucking fatties, take it easy on him.
