Day 1-3 Miami Day 4-7 Disney WorldDay 8 fly to NYC and spend dayDay 9-10 NYCDay 11 fly to Las Vegas in morning, helicopter tour of grand canyonDay 12-15 VegasDay 16 fly to LA spend time exploring cityDay 17-18 LADay 19-21 Anaheim (Disney Land)Day 22 fly home Is this trying to squeeze in too much?
After you go to disney world, disney land will be a dissapointment. I'd spend that time at a national park or something or maybe D.C.
>>2650933DC I thought about but I thought it's probably not worth it if it takes away from my NYC timeNational parks I don't want to do because of bears etc.
>>2650897A lot of time in Vegas IMO... don't gamble all your money away.>>2650934I agree with the other anon, cut Disney land and hit something else. The redwood trees in Northern California are fucking amazing. San Diego is great too, or you could take a road trip on the pacific coast highway.>bearsReally not a big issue at all.
>>2650897Doable yes, fun no. as the arrival and departure day are pretty much non-days. Get to/from airport, Hotel check-in/out Disney Land ist meh after World, rater go to the Universal Studios or Sea World in San Diego.
Agree with all the other anons here. Don't waste two days in Anaheim if you're already doing the full Disney experience in Florida. Unless you have specific shows you plan to hit or are a huge gambler, you don't need more than two days in Vegas to get the full experience. You 100% should see the Muir woods and northern California. San Fran is cool to visit for a day and I'm sure you can find a similar flight home from there.
>>2650897Why all of those shitty tourist traps??? Tell us what you ACTUALLY want to see in America without naming cities or states. If you're going to all those places just because you recognize them you're wasting your time.
>>2650897>National parks I don't want to do because of bears etc.Pussy.With that out of the way... where are you coming from in which Miami is your starting point and LA is your exit point. If its Europe just make NYC your last stop.
>>2650897Skip Disney World. Also Disney Land. Why the fuck would you go to both?
>>2650897Doing both Disneys is kinda strange 2bh. Disney Land is for the West Coast and Disney World is for the East Coast. That's really it. Unless you are a Disney Adult I can't see the point.
You really have to treat America as a continent, not a country. Texas/NY/Florida/California are the cultural tentpoles (ignore people that bring up the midwest-Ohio-Chicago), but all of those are entirely different styles of vacation. You have the cultural tentpoles>Texas>NYC>Florida>California>Honorable mentions to Las Vegas, and New Orleans. Ignore the haters, they're fun as hell. >However do listen to the Midwest/Ohio/Chicago haters.Outside of the urban centers is an entirely different style of trip.>West Coast forests and Hippy Retreats>Mid-America Deserts and National Parks (You only have so much time to see a live Native American...)>Southern/Gulf, with the best food, and fever dream swamp trips. >East Coast beach-towns, or Appalachian Wilderness.Pick like... 2 of one, and 1 of the other. For instance: If you go to New Orleans, you can meander either through Texas or middle America and end in Vegas without rushing, but otherwise you're just grabbing post cards and then leaving. Similar to starting in NYC for a couple days, then flying out to the desert for some exterior stuff, and then ending in Vegas. Oh, that's another thing. You have to end with Vegas, they basically hand you every liquor and drug you want when you land, and that's in combo with desert sun. Also agree on skipping Disney. Frankly, I'd skip Florida entirely. The only thing it has that New Orleans doesn't is beach resorts, and NO's food and psycho Creole Voodoo Swamp bullshit is so much better than that. Deep Appalachia (WV has some of the best nature in the country), the reservations, and Salt-lake City are interesting to visit if you just want a taste of the more unique social outliers in the country. All of those don't have quite as much as the tentpoles, but all of them are surrounded by some of the best nature in the country.Also eat at Waffle House
>>2650897Day 1-5 NYCDay 6 PhillyDay 7 DCDay 8-10 New OrleansDay 11-16 AZ, UT, Sierra Nevada parks, day in Las VegasDay 17-end Alaska
What are going to Disney twice? Shouldn’t even go once. Universal is much better these days.
>>2650897This would be the European equivalent of what you are trying to do:Day 1-3 MálagaDay 4-7 IbizaDay 8 fly to London and spend dayDay 9-10 LondonDay 11 fly to Istanbul in morning, hot air balloon tour of CappadociaDay 12-15 IstanbulDay 16 fly to Athens spend time exploring cityDay 17-18 AthensDay 19-21 Greek IslandsDay 22 fly homeIn other words, it's insane and not doable. And yes I used equivalent distances. America is huge.
>All these theme park autists missing the more important pointSchedule's insane, you're doing too much in too short of a timeframe
>>2650897I have lived in the US my whole life, there is no way you will be able to cram all that in 3 weeks, I would just pick New York, DC & Boston, stay on the east coast and take the train between them or drive, you will get plenty of culture, museums, food and anything else. Crisscrossing the whole US in 3 weeks would be a nightmare and also not really worth it.
I say if you want to visit both Disney locations let’s do it!
>>2650897Skip miami, disney world, and disney land, and cut down your time in Vegas. Then I’d say you’re looking fairly solid.
>>2650897Most souless itinerary I've ever seen. You are an honorary American.
I've lived on the east and west coast of the US and done all that shit a million times. Here's my take, Miami is overpriced and filled with brown people. Pick another beach. Clearwater, Destin, Palm Beach, all much nicer. Second, don't spend 3 days in Disney World. As an adult, 2 is the max. One day in the magic Kingdom and one day in Epcot. Third, I love Vegas, but it's hell in the summer. You have never experienced anything like the summer heat in Vegas. You literally cannot be outside during the day. If it were me, I would fly into Orange County California and do Newport Beach, Laguna Beach, Huntington Beach and maybe drive up to LA for one day to see the Santa Monica Pier, The Getty Museum and Griffith Park to take pics of the Hollywood sign. Don't stay in LA and don't plan on spending more than a day there. Also, don't do Philadelphia. It's an absolute crime-ridden shithole. The people who live there are the most unfriendly pieces of human garbage you will ever meet. They have to be to survive in that cesspool.
>>2650978bro shut up, we (the non-tourist trap places) don't *WANT* a bunch of tourists and immigrants, let them stay to the stereotypical places and leave the rest of us alone.
>>2650897are you a troon groomer? why would you go to disney world/land?
>>2650897LA sucks. Miami is overrated and full of jews and Cubans. Disneyland is redundant is you go to Disney World. Your itinerary is based on our biggest and at the same time worst tourist attractions. Except LA, no idea why you would go there except I guess you meant “suburban LA” since you mention Disneyland/Anaheim
>>2650964Universal studios blows, it is just jiggly motion simulator rides and selling merch
>>2651428San Diego and SF would be a better visit than LA
>>2650897>Disney World and Disneylandwhat the fuck
>>2651214Disneyland is one word every idiot on this site is stupid.
>>2650897Squeezing a bit much here, and Disney land sucks next to Disney World. Miami - you'll need a carDisney - expensive so plan ahead or have their team set one up for you to get the most out of it including fast passesNYC - This is heavily dependant on what you want to do here, mainstream stuff like empire state building and statue of liberty is fine, but there's way too much to do to pack in 2 days as going anywhere can take 30min-1hour in public transport and even longer by car. Day 11 - sounds funDay 12-15 Nothing but gambling and escorts but if your a rich burger go for itDay 16 - Also need a car here + bad traffic. Visitng the typical spots is like visiting times square in NYC hella homeless and costume scammers17-18 = same as aboveday 19-21 - unless your a family go to california's napa valle and enjoy wine instead.
>>2650934The US averages 1-2 deaths by bears per year and nearly every single one was in Alaska or Canada. Just the city of LA averages a murder every single day. You chances of being assaulted or killed in LA is probably 100,000 times higher than a fatal bear attack, and literally 10 million times more likely to die in a fatal car crash on your trip.
>>2651690I meant North America averages 1-2 deaths by bears, not just the US
