>an ancient evil lives as a mundane worker since they got tired of being active
>an ancient lawful lives as a mundane worker because someone has to do it
>an ancient good lives as a mundane worker due to pious asceticism
>>92575729>An ancient ambivalent entity lives as a mundane worker because rent ain't cheap and being an aspect of existence doesn't pay.
>The ancient evil likes gardening and just wants to be left alone.
>the e-thot you want to bang is actually a 200-year-old vampire with your great-grandma's mindset
>>92575729>ancient chaotic sucks cocks in jail
>>92576023You skipped the bit.>>92576084You failed the bit.3/4 on Alignment shitposting is still nice, but my own autism is triggered, ESPECIALLY as the third one.
>>92575729>an ancient neutral lives
An ancient evil is forced into a mundane job as a form of community duty.
An ancient and powerful being forces his children to live as mundane humans to learn some basic humility.
>>92575729kino
>>92575729Wasn't Cain in VTM cursed to carry his kin for all time or something? So a taxi is just the modern version of that?
>>92576364I read your post as "forced to carry his skin" and wondered if we're all cursed for a moment.
>>92576399>a skeleton Freudian skip
>>92575729what traditional game does this relate to?
>>92576690Vampire the Masquerade.
>>92576690world of darkness generallyCoCAny cosmic horror campaign
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>>92575729Reminder that Cthulhu is the god of lying flat.
>>92577445Tang Ping
>>92576690>what traditional game does this relate to?It's the game where we spot the retard who doesn't know vtm and thinks he's a mod.
>an ancient good lives as a mundane worker since they got tired of being active
>>92576040>Also, she's a magic schizo who is feuding with her tightwad sister alter ego
>>92576040>with your great-grandma's mindsetfuuuuck she is going to bleed my bank account dry with the number and variety of dates before deciding whether or not we are going steady.I'm talking dances, brunches, movies, roller derbies, picnics, boat rentals, train rides to the countryside, villas in greece, more dances, drinking, partying, afternoon movie marathons, concerts, milkshakes, helping her catch the homeless, petting parties, poetry and spoken word readings, blood drives, swing dance competitions, working those tennis courts, beach outings, pottery classes, and rodeos.And then she tells me: she had fun, but it just wouldn't work!
>>92576690To be more straightforward than the other posters, that's a screenshot from Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines, *the* VtM video game above all others.
>>92576040What clan would vampire!Belle Delphine likely be a part of?Hard mode: No Toreador.
>>92581087Caitiff.
>>92575729>an ancient evil shitposts on Tibetan glass blowing forums because he's tired of complex plans and just wants to ruin people's day with low effort bait
>>92581087She's a Fishmalk, is she not?
>>92581087Toreador
>>92581087Daughter of Cacophony
>>92576040>the e-thot you want to bang is actually your great-grandma that finds the modern youth culture refreshing
>An ancient evil has started mentoring young people>It isn't even part of some grand plan, he just wants people to reach their (villainous) potential>Has helped numerous people overcome their psychological trauma, giving them the confidence to cackle like a maniac in public>Just the other week he helped a woman leave her abusive husband and conjure an army of the undead to seize the kingdom>Before that, it was a father-son duo whose relationship he rekindled by making archdukes of a new layer of hell>Depression, Anxiety, and Suicidal Ideation are down 80%, but acts of supervillainy are up double that.
>>92575729>an ancient evil stirs in his slumber, but decides to sleep in as it is low-key scared of the hyper capitalist dystopian hellhole of a world the humans have built, and he is not sure he could do worse
>>92576040>back in my day....you could make a girl very- veeeery happy with only 75c.
>>92582799Based anon with impeccable taste.
>>92575729>an ancient evil lives as a vague concept-poster on /tg/ since they got tired of playing games
>>92580791>helping her catch the homeless
>>92576040>>92580791Kek
>>92575729>a young hero awakens and attempts to reject mundane life, tired of being surrounded by filth
>>92576040great grandma was Ukrainean kulak, she would be absolutely livid about current state of affairs
>>92581087Belle is a savvy business woman that will do anything for more money, and well power is money as they sayso in other words Lasombra
>>92583067You're not a mod lol
>>92586149>petting partiesprobably those caught homeless
>>92581087The Ministry
>>92591568>Lasombra>literally cannot appear on camera, film, mirror, or reflectionI feel like this would be an even worse fate for her than a Cleopatra-Nosferatu would be. Just imagine the seething for all eternity.
>>92581087Nosferatuher literal entire existence is based on and solely a product of her appearance; you can't convince me that some sick fuck rat-sucker wouldn't die the final death for the chance to pull someone like her down so low from such dizzying heights
>an ancient chaotic lives as a mundane worker because no two nights are the same in a taxi
>>92587257one of your great grandmas, yes. what about the other three?
>>92582132the wurm has to do SOMETHING in the weaver's web
>>92598096Second great grandma was tailor by trade, and didn't seem to have much care or opinion for world outside of her village.Never met the other two, one was already dead by the time I was born and the last one was not on talking terms with the rest of the family over some past drama I wasn't privy to.
>>92575729that + Pennywise the clown is basically my BBEG
>>92581087Either Nick-tuku or Nosferatu because nossies love looking for Cleopatras along with arrogant people to fuck with their loves while their cousins always love attractive people.
>>92597894As >>92602712 points out, a person embraced by a Nosferatu because of their living (commonly vain) beauty is mockingly called a Cleopatra.
>>92575729I'm not sure why you're describing Caine as an ancient evil. From a human perspective, he's probably fairly good (within the confines of the setting) considering that he explicitly forbade other vampires from ruling over humans and commanded vampires to treat humans and ghouls well.Which you would know if your only exposure to VtM or WoD weren't finding an internet article about a video game easter egg that, if it were a person, would be old enough to vote.
>>92603036He is literally the first murderer and created vampires because he wanted to scramble to the top of shit-mountain instead of putting up with "just" being an immortal man, significantly contributing to the Antideluvian horrors responsible for the Flood.
>>92575729>ancient horror turns alcoholic
