some county on managed to get a lot of on-topic posting last thread, keep it up. Just hope that the two spammers stay away.
Post-day 1 of round 4 of the county championship>Division OneDURHAM 358.v ESSEX 5/0.Match report: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c51nxnd95x7oHighlights of day 1: https://youtu.be/cZCUfRbahn4 [Embed]SURREY 123/6.v HANTS 151.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cjq57q35d7nohttps://youtu.be/wwR-8E2QnM4 WARKSv NOTTS 376/8.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c2e09e5jvn0ohttps://youtu.be/FXJ2jb59bwYWORCS 14/0.v SOMERSET 309/9dec.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx8qx87pe17ohttps://youtu.be/AhMvykaqxW8 >Division TwoGLOUCS 82/3.v MIDDX 203.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cpegqejz1l8ohttps://youtu.be/no9PADuBGAILEICSv NORTHANTS 337/6.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cmm36mjv9r7ohttps://youtu.be/GvAf3v3wseQ YORKS v DERBShttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cv2xv27rwlvohttps://youtu.be/CqzSiMHK5gsreminder not to reply to the bots known as z**hy or s**bo
>>140391305Are the rumours true?
>>140391425Be very careful habibi
>>140391305*prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
>>140391460See the bottom line of >>140391333
Friday night alone in the cricket thread again are we?
I think Pavement is pretty good.
reminder all porn and photos like >>140391333 are jewish trickerymake white babies
>>140391731It's Saturday morning, chud.
Slanted and Enchanted
>>140394473only by 35 minutes poof
>>140396380god i need to be earning her in terms of her behind iykwim haha
sad
Tonight's kino: Here come the Habibs
>>140400475what whiskey?
>>140391305She's a pretty lady. Too bad Harry decided to take up with a whore and cast off his duty to his nation.
never seen 260 being chased in bblwhat a boring league lmao XD
go invent flushable toilets without the help of whites retard
>>140400893based
look what we currently have
>>140402263and we have this
>>140402280oh shit we have this thing as well, how'd that happen?
How many IPL trophies? None? Pathetic
What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
>>140402318oh shit just found this in the closet
>>140402335Proverbs 10:4Poor is he who works with a negligent hand,But the hand of the diligent makes rich.
>>140402263>>140402280>>140402296>wewhat position did you play mate
>>140402385aboriginal
West Indies Vs Nepal starts in an hour gents
can someone remind me whos won the last ashes series?
>>140402385doggystyle with your mum in bet last night champ
>>140402385meant doggystyle with your mum in bed last night champ champ
>>140391305Poor kate. Wonder what really happened to her
>>140402532wills bashed her
>>140402595that's great mate
going clothes shopping for the first time in about 4 years today
Duvel is zachys codeword for cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwwUFwmLbCsWI 2 down
on court sesh
apparently nz are 4 matches into a 5 match series against pakistan?lmao, t20 cricket is such a joke no one here even knew it was happening
Could also be that NZ is a joke cricket nation
>tf>tp
>>140391305I'd inspect her pitch if you know what I mean
hey siri how many cricket world cups have new zealand won
hey siri how many non-asterisk cricket world cups have england won
Tennis on a weekend morning feels so civilised Beats being drunk and hungover and drunk and hungover
zachy what high street shop should i buy clothes from todayi am not what you would call a fashionable man
>>140403385i just buy vintage online off messima hembry really (great website)clothes in store are shit and overpriced but you should just go tk maxx I guess
>>140403409thx
>>140403436Dont listen to zachy have you seen how he dresses?
>>140403020grim background lol
>>140403556this he looks like a gay man from the 60's
>>140404036>>140403362either talk about cricket or fuck off you lonely fucking schizo. this is not your personal blog, go back to /brit/ and bore them instead
>>140404236not even sure who you're talking about, and i don't care. just want you and sebbo to fuck off instead of trying to make every thread about you with your off-topic shit
need a beej from a hot paki slut 2bh
>>140404393county championship started weeks ago. been a handful of international matches since then too. if you're not interested in any of that then just fuck off and stop posting in /cric/ until a match you're interested is on
yes
>>140404460what do you actually get out of spamming the boring details of your life here? is it like a friendship simulator or something? just fuck off to /brit/ to do that instead of ruining /cric/, that's what it's there for.
>>140404528there's a whole round of county fixtures occurring, fuck off. some off-topic discussion is fine but zachy (probably you) never talks about it at all, he just blogs non-stop about the boring shit going on his life. he's not talked about cricket for yearsit's actually a kindness to tell zachy to fuck off, because using /cric/ as a friendship simulator like this really isn't healthy
>>140402633Seems like it yeah. Makes you wonder about what's going to happen long-term with the children in the public eye. Knowing daddy beat mummy to death
>>140404667just fuck off to /brit/ where that kind of posting is actually encouraged. if you think cricket's been shit for years and have no interest in talking about it then you've got no reason to be here
>>140404688>Makes you wonder about what's going to happen long-term with the children in the public eye. Knowing daddy beat mummy to death>Makes you wonderNo, no it doesn’t.
>>140404483>is it like a friendship simulator or somethinglurk more newfag
>>140391333Round 4 of the County Championship, day 2:all matches streams on the ecb webshitebbc live text & radio links https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/ceve2z4502nt>Division OneDURHAM v ESSEXhttps://youtu.be/GTlddZlEIQYSURREY v HAMPSHIREdP4186FTmo8WARWICKSHIRE v NOTTINGHAMSHIREhttps://youtu.be/3x5dGY9vHCEWORCESTERSHIRE v SOMERSEThttps://youtu.be/MWDAd2V0K30>Division TwoGLOUCESTERSHIRE v MIDDLESEXhttps://youtu.be/O0VutnOE020LEICESTERSHIRE v NORTHANTShttps://youtu.be/uO4b1nznHREYORKSHIRE v DERBYSHIREhttps://youtu.be/d64r6DHdRgY
Morning ladsMight do an off-trail sesh and then spend all afternoon watching cricket and deanoball and then go to Lidl and then wile away the evening hours watching a shit movie or somethingGrim little life I lead
>>140404873the surrey streamhttps://youtu.be/dP4186FTmo8
This time next week I'll be in Basingstoke, HampshireLikely to spend the afternoon in the pubs thereHoping for Wetherspoons but wouldn't be surprised if the yuppie brains trust picks Brewdog instead, so we can pay about £7 for our punk IPAs and sit on uncomfortable benches to enjoy them, instead of paying £3.50 and sitting on a nice cushioned chair
>>140404885Fuck up faggot
>>140404924Not really sure what that means
>Basingstoke Literally the shittiest place in the UK
Think I'll try a 50km off trail (cycling) sesh because otherwise I'll feel glum again at how empty my weekend isReally need to find a hobby that isn't just running/cycling moderately long distances
Should take up bouldering Exercise that is actually fun
Sounds way too reddit for me sorry, I'm not quite that desperate
You literally browse Reddit Even broken clocks are right once a day and Reddit is right about boulderingI look back and don't know how I lived without it for so long- for years I was just a festering, rotting inactive fatty who had decided he didn't like running or gym anymore
why is everyone angryposting
The creps
>>140405057It's just the one schizo anti-offtopic spammingHalf the posts in this thread are him off topically ranting about off topic after he reported everything it looks like kek
>>140404898>Hampshire and New Zealandsorry meant Israel and Israel
>>140405057countystreamslad has lost patience with zachy, and i can't say i blame him. there'll be a stricter regime now that he's /cric/'s main protagonist
No one wants to talk about boring domestic cricket mateSorry if you made it your personality, it's just not interesting
The snitch of Southampton The grass of GosportThe whinebag of Winchester
threadly reminder not to reply to the bots known as z**hy or s**bo
fraser-mcgurk finna going sicko mode rn ong frfr
zachy gives off real serial killer vibes, no way i'd trust a guy like that with my sister. i'd trust myself with his sister though iykwim haha
>>140405057no AusGOD shitposting. be back when the footy seasons finished miss you x
That's been debunked Lovely bloke me
>>140405174actually wasn't me. unbelievably there are others who find that shit "z**hy" the bot spams annoying.
In the Bootham Tavern One of the best pubs in the world
Do agree with everything they said though, except you then remember its a bot. Repetition of the same words and phases are a give away.
going to gaucho today is it shit
God I fucking love York
>>140405433Not been but eating that much meat and drawling over it feels kinda wrong, also the sides look rather dire Steak just not my bag
Obviously I meant drooling genuinely no idea what happened there
Sad to announce I didn't win 130 millies lastnightBut that only gives me the opportunity to win 142 millies on Tuesday Almost sure to get it then
>>140405433link us the menu
Saturday is my favourite day of the week 2nd favourite day of the week is a week day in which I'm going to a bouldering centre that isn't my local and all the routes are new
>>140405526Dead cow With some half arsed sides Is the menu
Steak restaurants are obscenely expensive and I always just think I could have made a better one at home
Steak just isn't very good /Cric/ settled this a while back
try it without the prions & encephalitis
''Is it alright if my friend gets in contact with you. She’s moving and working to __ in June.'''I think you will get on well with her!'God I wonder why he thinks we will get on. This is all so fascinating. She must have a beautiful soul.
quite fancy a cigarette not going to smoke though I have bottomed out with that shit >Smoking throughout your 30sNope
>>140405240well noted.tabla x
>>140391305is she still alive?
Turned into a green eyed monster when the bar maid went out for a cigarette lmaoGod I wish that were me (smoking that fag)Dire
huh?
Is the book 2666 good, or is it just long and trendy?
>>140405710Plovdiv?
>can't bowl>can't batat this rate, hardik pandaya won't make it to the Indian team(You) for your thoughts, fella¿>inb4 yfo, foy *.*
>>140405763u want some cock or ?
>>140405800kekwhat is the latest H I T song in Plovdiv fella¿ love the bonbon girl
Thread is a bit schizo
Not sure about this new bottle brandingWhat the fuck have they done to my ghost ship
>>140405821never been there
Lived in Plovdiv for a year Boring place, but serene and no crime. Had its moments. Slavs just arent a hospitable or sociable race unfortunately. It was no Colombia, where the people are vivacious, warm and loving.
Yohimbine got me shredded Could quit my job and start an only fans
https://youtu.be/GaWsgE2mCik?si=Th7ra4I5o_Aqqwx4This is a banger
i'll take ya word for it
How can one man be so based?He's literally test cricket personified.
>>140405728would smoke a few fags if cric ever had a meetupIYKWIM
>>140406328oops wrong picrel iykwim haha
Not even shitposting, does anyone feel like with more foreign players and better broadcasting the county championship could be the best form of cricket? Tests are good but the test championship is a trash closed shop of a format, whereas county is an actual league
>>140405526https://gauchorestaurants.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Gaucho_ALC-Menu_A4_PIC_0324.pdf
>>140406580>no mojitosshit
>>140405433>>140406580>SUSTAINABLE STEAKS>As part of our roadmap to becoming net zero, the beef offering in our venue is 100% carbon offset. Whilst we work to reduce our carbon footprint at source, we have partnered with the ‘Not For Sale’ charity to support carbon offsetting and reforestation projects in the Amazon, while simultaneously taking local people out of the risk of modern-day slavery
>>140406580>espumakek, 2003 called, they want their molecular gastronomy meme backbut yeah, could see a collection of empanadas and provoletta followed by tira de ancho with sum chippies hitting the spot. and um garcon? the ketchup please.
Before 2030 I will be hanging off henious crimps outdoorsThis is guaranteed fact Way more written than China Vs USA
Zacky i wanna fuck you up the arse mate
>>140407044Why?It's hairy and maybe doesn't smell that good
>dumbfuck cunttop can't load a paptcha but can load a cage
Soul
i wish they would all just fuck off back to india
>>140407421Don't even think zachy is from IndiaNot sure about the rest of them
>>140407473zachy is from myanus
Thank you for asking about my heritage My dad is Welsh (both his parents spoke Welsh as their first language)My mum is a tarqette with some kind of middle European mystery meat heritage
>>140407535filth
My paternal grandmother's first language was in fact Welsh, they didn't learn English until about 11
>>140407860
>kulsheet gayspaz
im aboriginal thanks for asking
>>140408118ab-normal = not normalab-original = not original?Everyone is original and special in their own ways mate. You're original too.
Back from my 50.9km off trail seshWas very cold and not that enjoyable See Worcestershire haven't managed to get anything started today, draw looms
Oh wait we're out now actually
The Welsh are the aboriginals of the UKI am absolutely honoured to be Welsh
most involved county fan
Mad there hasn't been any cricket on for months.Not a SINGLE ball has been bowled.It's over.
>>140408596mad how celtic culture and artifacts are objectively ugly and shit if you actually look at them but get fetishised more than anything else in mediato the point where people think of celtic-inspired fantasy rather than actual celtic stuff if you mention it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZzBd41NuZwreal farkern music
Salvador Sanchez arrived and vanishedOnly twenty-three with so much speedOwning the highwayMexico City bred so manyBut none quite like him sweet warriorPure magic matador
poo
mad how there are people who enjoy life and I'm not one of them
>>140409193just climb some wall with knobs on it
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-68760746what a weird articlemother's reaction to her son's murder comes across as if she doesn't really care that much >oh well shit happens I guess, mental that I didn't even notice haha
Bard is a definite psycho One to watch out for Absolute harrowing the thoughts that enter his narco brain
Which one is Bard?
Yet ANOTHER 50 for Jake "Jake" LibbyShowing that Div 1 is still far beneath his true levelIt's truly absurd that he hasn't yet been picked for England
My granddad being worth 20 million somehow doesn't solve the pain I want something so different
>>140410341Considered sobriety?
Interesting scorecard at Surrey
Sucking on a yorkshire man (Timothy Taylor)
like nine inch nails, like rage against the machine. I won't be cyberbullied out of this holding pattern
we got two Declines, two Damaged nd two Jelous Agains
Khushi gone on 107, nice century tho.
>>140410726think if people cared they could just look at the scorecards desu
Going out on the Inishmorian town with the girls again tonight, they reckon we can pull six yank tourists between the three of us
>>140410726Don't really rate Essex's batting lineup desu but maybe they'll prove me wrong across the course of the season
>>140411230si signori, eccezionalmente ananas pizzaetta!
>promises to try to post more about cricket>spends the rest of the day continuing his boring off-topic blogs about himself, and insulting people who try to talk about cricketgenuinely think he can't be helped at this point, and neither can /cric/. mods won't take action, so this fucking lonely alcho will carry on spamming the thread all day every day to make it all about him, until everybody else just decides to leave
>everyone is zachy
think the person blogging non-stop about bouldering, alcohol, and york probably is zachy, yeah
>>140391305>>140391333
hitting all the fish and chips around town sequentially so I can know for sure which one is the best in the future
imagine how fucking hard Zachy is gonna climb these next few years Hes gonna make PewDiePie look like a fucking joke
If only you knew what's about to happen If only you knew what's about to take place
beans on toast with avocado
>ONS civil servants refuse to return to the office for two days a week>The union argues that staff have proven their ability to work flexibly and attempts to remove that right are unfair>More than 1,000 civil servants have vowed to defy an order telling them to return to the office for two days a week.
>>140412424The lunch of an aspirational lower middle class Briton Me? Don't bother with the avocado because I have no aspirations and I'm also not a fucking queer
you just know bard isn't one of them, spineless coward that he is
you know it's technically possible for a party to steal an election by planting sleeper agents as selected MPs for the opposite party, having a election then suddenly having all those MPs defectmad that
>>140412047if he was from London he'd be KewDiePie iykwim haha
I think my grandad is worth about 20 million But it doesn't solve the pain Nothing will ever solve the pain https://youtu.be/aXnfhnCoOyo?si=6pqa1aCPdnva1bRe
put me in the screencap (will) iykwim haha
noticing his grandfather's fortune keeps going up by the weekzachy's life is just waiting for family members to croak so he get another payday to live off of
I'm a lovely blokeI wish my grandfather wasnt so rich
is zachy one of those people who says they're working class in his upper middle class accent despite never having needed to work a full time job in his life
to be fair laptop thumbing is hard work
>>140404873Post-day 1 of round 4 of the county championship>Division OneDURHAM 358.v ESSEX 314/2.Match report: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c51nkrjl0yyoHighlights of day 2: https://youtu.be/RZ4oAgxpGCQSURREY 359.v HANTS 151. & 31/2.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cxwvj9vxgr9ohttps://youtu.be/DIjRiSxJB08WARKS 71/3.v NOTTS 400.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c6pyzl28dr1ohttps://youtu.be/8FMx71OPuAMWORCS 101/1.v SOMERSET 309/9dec.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c4n12vnp2kgohttps://youtu.be/UAe8L__7z2E>Division TwoGLOUCS 82/3.v MIDDX 203.LEICS 97/2.v NORTHANTS 453/7dec.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cl7l01lvrdpohttps://youtu.be/9CHfpmTHvRIYORKS 450/5dec.v DERBS 190/3.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ckr5yexxk3dohttps://youtu.be/3R_JUZ5C7zoreminder not to reply to the bots known as z**hy or s**bo
Imagine copy pasting all that out
>not a single afl or league thread in the catalogueHOLY JANNY
>>140413584I'm glad you're suffering. Piece of shit
bump limit innit lad
Lost the t20 or something apparently. I assume we won the moral victory but I wasn't watching
>but I wasn't watchingneither was anyone else mate
>>140415768You got defeated by Worcestershire's Usama Mir desu, happened to many good teams before and it'll happen again
Kindly do the needful and keep this thread alive >>140416618>>140416618>>140416618
the personas are getting crossed
>>140391305i bet she has a sweet hairless butthole
who is evan walkey
His bf probably >reminder not to reply to the bots known as z**hy or s**bo
you do not have the authority to make rules I'm afraid
zachy it gives me no pleasure at all to say you're going to end up the same way as evan walkey if you don't sort your life out. this isn't healthy
Zachy really deserves to be locked in a cage and beaten and raped intermittently
medications then bedications
PVO (peewee vermin out)
Gotta go clean Zachys pooey cage lads. I guess you gotta do it when you own a caged gimp
I hope Daniel sees this and wants to fuck your arse bro
Any cricketers here?What shot is this?
>peewee in a parasocial relationship with a yorkshireman he will never meetvery few such casesbut sad nonetheless
I got some milk. Shut your eyes and suck it out of this hose
>>140418279
I know literally one person in real life who boulders/climbs, and he's autisticSays a lot about you guys
>>140425208Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride. Kys*
>>140425990>Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check yourself out permanently.* Enjoy the ride.
Jake Fraser McGurk
>>140426682Zachy having cream of sumyunggai for dinner
What's your end goal zachy mate
A so-called welshman advocating against the England and Wales team?
Zachy is a traitor. Hates his nation and wishes them to lose. Also hates his grandfather and wishes him dead. Real scummy type of cunt
>>140428519civil service material
Just got back from church
>>140431089hmm
>>140431710I deleted my prior post on account of the typo, and posted the corrected sentence after
>>140431734disgusting
Actually excited about the t20 world cup. Having all 3 format titles would be world cup hatrick level, sir car 1999-2007 and make early 2020s Australia one of the greatest cricketing teams of all time
>>140430580Its actually quite hard to get a job in the civil service because they know they can't fire you or make you workt. Meme degree
what would happen if zachy stopped posting
Cream of sumyunggai
Are you here?
there's a long list of places i'd choose to be before being here
Jake Fraser-Berserk
beef short-ribs bubbling along nicely, going to be some outrageous tacos hitting the table this evening.
Bangerhttps://youtu.be/8295rOMvtQI?si=Q4pw5Da3jXZ680Rl
business idea: show test cricket at the cinema
Test cricket directed by Christopher Nolan in IMAX 70mm film
>>140433276/cric/ would get way better because it would no longer be 90% filled with his off-topic narcissistic blogs
Reckon I'd be a CEO of a large company if I lived in London. They love us over there. I might even be the prime minister of england
Got to go to the christening of my mate's son soon, at an *nglican church. No idea how they do things there. Do I genuflect? Do I make the sign of the cross? How will I last until lunch without the body and blood of our lord Jesus Christ to keep me sustained? I just don't know with these heathens
good morningfeel like PURE shit today
not gay but i did try climbing once
Pissing it down here too and I have to cycle 6 miles to the christening Wonder if I should have just got the car MOT'd and insured, going to look like a bedraggled fiend when I arrive
Reckon I'd be playing cricket for England if I lived in London. They love us over there. I might even be captain of the test team
treated myself to some new pajamas
>>140435327no idea what half of those words mean
Cream of sumyunggai for dinner
peanut butter and banana on toast for dinner
negronis are fucking rank, don't know what bourdain was recommending them for. solid cold beer advice (aka pom kryptonite) tho
>>140435508don't forget to check yourself off permanently
just glassed some faggot cunt who ordered a negroni. bartender gave me my next bevo on the house
why do they call it a negroni
>>140435713Got dumped for Macey Fraser
>>140435723>trading something in for an inferior productperplexing
>>140405702This.
>>140435727Nah I disagree
>>140435762Extremely odd the lead singer became a *wxmxn*. Decent little band (((they))) had going there for a while. Also, I have a serious peanut butter addiction. Very well might kill me itnf.
>>140435359Feel you've never ackshually read Gravity's Rainbow tbphwyb*rd.
>>140435210YES
>>140435781that's fine you're allowed to be wrong
you lot talk so much shite
>>140407087Wash your arse mate
>>140435908The spambot is being sent into overdrive
>>140435877Don't know Fightstar but Wh*te People for Peace was an exceptional album that seemed universally hated on account of them being sell-outs cause spending money to have your music produced much more professionally was a no go at the time. Oh well. Thrash Unreal is an absolute banger as well.
Can't you see the joy of life is right before your eyes?
might go get some mint choc chip ice cream
>>140435844Thanks but im correct on this occasion
>>140435998wrong twice now, if it happens a third time I'll have to ask you to leave (you don't have to do so obviously but I'll ask anyway)
>fermented sugar alcohol. You sound like a right fucking boring nerd.in any which case they'll always be a bit of non-fermented sugar in beer and wine.
>>140435950>boulderingSo you want a BF?
The only good belly is no belly
round of bellyposting eh lads (hehe).
Just ate 2k cal worth of peanut butter. Seriously might go blind.
>>140436089you really messed up that sentence didn’t you mate
>>140415120Round 4 of the County Championship, day 3: Going to be a lot of overs not bowled today. Bristol, Kiddy and Edgbaston are expected to have some play today. all matches streams on the ecb webshitebbc live text & radio links https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/>Division OneDURHAM v ESSEXdelayed https://youtu.be/1bHl2OBcsfMSURREY v HAMPSHIREdelayed WARWICKSHIRE v NOTTINGHAMSHIREdelayed https://youtu.be/fDIbZg3YbyoWORCESTERSHIRE v SOMERSETdelayed>Division TwoGLOUCESTERSHIRE v MIDDLESEXdelayed LEICESTERSHIRE v NORTHANTSDays play abandoned due to flooded outfield.YORKSHIRE v DERBYSHIREdelayed https://youtu.be/GZhukBubhdUReminder not to reply to the spambots z**hy and s**bo
Zacky mate I wanna bum you
>>140436206see the bottom line of the streams post
Been about 2 months now since zachy stopped pretending he had a gf
Zacky i bet you have a nice tight strong body from all the bouldering you do
How tall are you Zachary?
im 6 foot 7 in boots
>>140436371How many blokes have done you so far mate?
>>140436404you've never had a fucking gf
cannot believe that turncoat boong gillespie has abandoned the mighty redbacks for the pakis of all things
>>140436481The Redbacks are not mighty
poor maxy's getting that bowen forehead
what do they call this shot?
BOWL AT THE FARKERN STUMPS
ACKhary
>>140436968Square drive. Needed his front foot just a little bit closer to the pitch of the ball. He might want to consider not throwing it to the leg side next time he attempts the shot.
>>140436720my mums worth three trillion top that faggot
>>140437100I did last night (topped your mum)
>>1404361922k cal is very little.
>>140436968batter = zachyball = heterosexualityground = being a massive poof
>>140437109lies, she would never fuck a mongoloid. nice try tho.
'chabin bla xhow's the criccy fellas¿
Will Jacks¿
how much does criccy charge for day labour? need coupla strong lads as farmkeeps ngl
fat poo piss pee
>>140437363lemme fuck yo wife n we gud
zachy going full schizo today I see
I have an opinion about Zachy
Watching bumdering
I wonder how many posts Zacharius has made in /cric/ over the years
Arsenal losing the title by dropping points to Spurs would have been peak comedySucks they bottled it early ended the title race with that loss to Villa
>>140437705all of them
>>1404374672007
>>140437779IKWYM
Please take your meds you fat fucking neek and never say my name again
>>140438230Zach Smith
>>140438397any relation to steve?
I have bought a big Pakistani girl lunch before And they swallowed my soldiers afterwards
I honestly don't see what's wrong with RwandaIt looks like a blast So much better than DoverWhy are libtards so racist? They literally associate Africa with a breech of human rights Imagine getting a free passport to fuck Rwandan fanny
I wish I lived in Kigali
Kigali or Donedone?I would choose Kigali a million times over
>no test criccy in sight for yonksWEWILLGET THROUGHTHIShttps://youtu.be/DvFXCRf0DlY
>breechliteral freudslipshit from oldboy here
>>140437528no, you
>>140438947†will be running this gimmick for a bit††get used to it ††† x
How is this a breech of human rights?This is what heaven looks like
lol
Donedon is the biggest shithole in the universe It's hilarious that people actually live there
need test cricket to save us from certain man's tired rwanda meme
graham gooch
"I'm going to make zachy look like such a joke it's unreal"- V5
>>140391305post more clothed sir
I often feel overwhelmed by the horrors I'm allowed to know about, but still curious about what is hidden. I sit in on operations most weeks, some very icky. but my imagination of what happened here nauseates me.
fuck off we’re full
I lingered round them, under that benign sky; watched the moths fluttering among the heath and hare-bells; listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass; and wondered how anyone could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth.
>>140440012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC8Frzcj6S0
>>140439620you are kidding yourself if you think V5 is that deep to me
yeah wouldn't worry mate, I'm sure you'll complete 'mission V5 by 2025' very soon haha
>>140439472sadly only a few will be sent to that hellscapebut it will be a deterrent, already talks of them fleeing to Ireland or not wanting to come to the UK anymoretoo bad labour said they'd reverse it
why pads on the ground? invites failure, welcomes failure.
>>140440156id be fascinated as to why you don't think I could climb v5Climbing is just grip strength I think you are possibly morbidly obese that's why v5 is this wild daydream
>>140440250>invites failure, welcomes failure.and ringworm
https://youtu.be/c7Rl65sH8bA?si=UNq6LCbijn9jvz1n
gayvement suck shit m8, we've been over this
Slanted and enchanted is pretty good
>>140440250If you're not failing, you're not pushing yourself hard enough.
>>140440464failure is the goal for you? explains multitudes.
Christening was at a village about 8 miles away, decided to cycle it inMates all took the piss of course, seeing me turn up in my shorts whereas they'd all drove in and were in smart clothes (I had a pair of jeans and a nice zip fleece in my bag desu)But I had the last laugh after I was able to have 5 pints and then cycle home (drink driving doesn't count if you're on a bike), really pleasant ride back desu
>>140440623Improvement is the goal. Failure is a natural part of that.
think climbing things should be banned. too dangerous!https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/27/us/climbers-fall-denali-park-alaska.html
I wonder why francisca and I will never be be friends That mopey little Bengali whose pussy made me cum buckets
>thirdie womengrim mate, ngmi
>>140440939Probably better without her if she's calling you 'generous'.
>>140440251you exude insecurity
>>140440961Hiba is the greatest woman of all time tho
can see a certain man started early this morninggetting very unhinged
>>140441110you fail with white women and start chasing thirdies chasing permanent residency i suppose yeah?
>>140441066you exude being a fat neek
>>140441121can see you started being very neeky and fat this morning *Rubs your fat, lifeless WFH belly*
hope zachary gets the help he needs, a family intervention perhapstarqs don't really do that sort of thing though sadly
See Worcestershire are going wellNot surprised desu, lovely county
>>140441193evidently don't need help You do though, you fat neek
no need to lash outreally horrible to see this downward spiral
The poll was indeed riggedBard rigged it and still lost The thing is, I'm big in japan, and the Australian old guard doesn't like the narcissist bard
>>140441336I don't know why you're so obsessed with me desuI barely think about you at allCountystreamslad is more your contender for /cric/ protagonist/antagonist now desu, I've faded away into the periphery where I belong
Suppose this is just what happens when a nigga is born with that serial killer gene
>>140441328Ok you fat neek Never talk to me again you fat neek You make me feel physically ill. Your body is horrendous
>>140441378Seethe onLoser
how long until he passes out
how long until you stop being a fat neek
I am the embodiment of virility
pavement? the gold sand guys?
Not trueIf that were true you wouldn't be a fat neek
>>140441638Because I never wanna make you feel And do you think That you're so sure I keep my address to myself Because it's secret
So drunk In the august sunAnd you're the kind of girl I likeBecause you're emptyAnd I'm empty
Don't think I'll bother arguing with, or even engaging with, zach anymoreReaches a point where it's just like punching a retard
Bullying the weak is always more fun
>>140441728Fat neekSort your disgusting belly out
are these fat neeks in the room with you right now?
>>140441755You are this deluded You are physically disgusting Please lose weight
>>140441877thankfully no because I enjoy breathing non smelly air
do you have nightmares about being trapped in a small room with lots of fat neeks?
>>140442044please lose weight you fat neek
Drag racing through the canyonSinging "Boys Don't Cry"Do you see us getting scraped up off the pavement?I don't know why I amThe way I am, not strong enough to be your manI lie, I am just lowering your expectationsHalf a mind that keeps the other second guessingClose my eyes and count
V5 is nothing It was less than nothing
sounds like someone had a bad wall sesh
>>140440251>Climbing is just grip strengthso trueglad you've finally taking the grippill. I'd prob be able to do at least the V6 if I tried it tomorrow with no prior experience desut. chin-up king
I'm sure bard is a neek but I'm not convinced he's a fat neek tbfhe's always boring everyone with blogs that involve exercise. even his shopping trips sound like climbing Kilimanjaro
>>140391305Do you reckon she takes it up the wrongun?
Just ordered KFCAt least that chicken has seasoning (Take note: Jollibees)
>>140442349is there anyone who doesn't these days?
>>140442276What's your max lift at chin ups?I have hit a total fucking wall at +40kg for reps I admit, about 60 percent of body weight.
I can do 22 chin ups first set fresh
>>140442414Fair point. One up the bum, no harm done, no babies.
Fuck sakeIt looms
zachy gives off real martha from baby reindeer vibessent from my iphoen
There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
>>140442674you give off proper brown nose, nose in bards arse vibes. You literally have a bum chum penpal who happens to be a narcissist from Worcester. You are worse than a joke
kek what a mindbroken little bitchsnet from my iphon
>>140442553how do 5 days feel 20 times longer than 2 days? mad
might just go to bed
>>140442778he really has lost it todayoff his meds? early drinking? impossible to guess
>>140441535>>140442815Barely lasted more than an hour
>>140442827early drinking definitely came into it i think, don't think he can go a weekend day without drinking now
>>140442435do british men really weigh less than 90kg?disregard this post if you're under 15 years of age, then it's understandable
there are no men in this country anymore (except me)
>zachy passes out>all posting stops
>>140440392see >>140438947tabla x
>>140443363Truly a pillar of this community.
Pears dabbing Shoaib Bashir hereSmall prospect of victory but likely draw looms
Zachy will be going last sun dance leeds, chasing the reset and a hobby he actually enjoysWhile you will just get fatter and more miserable
_oil o_ the _orrow
Bladee names them in Yung Sherman The less you know the better
THREE PEARS ON THE SHIRT
Wtf is this thread. I thought /hoc/ was autistic but this really takes the cake
I am incredibly depressed My grandfather is worth about 20 million and I have a lot going for me in real terms but I am incredibly depressed, I'm not sure what the cure is
I died at 11
>>140444030just got one lonely schizo who spams off topic about his boring life all day every day. jannie won't ban him so there's nothing we can do really
>>140391305quite attractive, if she came into my room looking like that i'd strike up a conversation, obviously flirting a bit, not realistically expecting it to lead anywhere but still kinda shooting my shot>>140391333genuinely unattractive, if she came into my room looking like that i'd immediately ask her to get out of my house
>>140444071see>>140425933sans last word x
>>140411626It unfortunately but you have to die first unfortunately
>>140444478go to sleep mate
>>140391305cute MILFwould
how useless is /cg/ lmao? pathetic general's only job was getting rid of certain schizo for us but they couldn't even do that
that's it. I've decidedofficially starting fin tomorrow - unironicallyfuck it
what is fin?finasteride? not too familiar with the lingo (due to my luscious natural full of head of hair)
yeah matejust cursed innit
>usKill yourself fat boy
not fat and you've repeated it 20 times today so sounds like a desperate forced meme to deflect from you being a fat neckbeard (reddit hobbies)
zachy lad move to donedon within the year as is scripted and you'll become an elite boulderer simple asnobody became elite at it by sticking to norf gyms. don't shoot the truthnuker
Leeds is literally the promised land in terms of (please forgive me grandfather for saying in terms of) bouldering
for me? if he's reddit, he's a based redditmanlike how BNOB comes out of the woodwork about once per week to seethe at him. noticed countystreamslad been seething at him a lot every time he makes a thread recently as well (since the meetup I guess)he's got them rattled kek
>not fat lol
>>140445769t. zachy (pretty obvious mate, you need to hide your posting style a bit more)
>>140445950meds then bed
>>140445987>the most predictable reply to a post in the history of /cric/
Going for an wall sesh at the Font Borough
https://youtu.be/0nKgqxDH7e4?si=z2keQYX5sXXksk43I'm worried about bladee
How's the cricket?
Just woke up. On the shitter doing a zachy
Reminder the most famous kiwi in history is a 44 year old failed popstar called Daniel beddingfield Joke of a nation, but you know that already
>>140446200also called an ECB†
Medingfield then Bedingfield
think his sister might have been more famous than him actually
just checkedyep, Unwritten has like 140m views. yank lasses really really loved that one for some reason
>>140446006>iykwim haha
I thought the most famous Kiwi was the singer of the successful atmospheric progressive rock band, The Dark Third
I'm not familiar with the so-called most famous kiwi, I thought it'd be Hadlee or Lomu or even SBW or Murray or Murray Ball or Neil Finn
most famous kiwi is obv Jacinda then Lorde, maybe that rutherford bloke after them
Asked the missus who is the most famous kiwi and she said it's The Rock
>>140448426So true, what a true great of both songwriting and cricket knowledge
bradman best
>>140391305Meghan is so hot!
I could out boulder any man here
r/bouldering in 15 minutes champ
But it's really nothing to be proud of
>>140449453The least muscular kiwi
Being kiwi really is the peak human experience
Currently at the barber
bard can't afford a single book about his passion he has no assets in an economy that is about to go on the down turn
Might show the barber a picture of zachy
So he can have a good laugh
>>140455343
are there any personalities in /cric/ who you could see yourself hanging out with irl?
>>140449351think you're forgetting someone mate
>>140457398Does beating the shit out of someone count as hanging out? We all know who I'm talking about
>>140457742yeah fuck bard
>>140457742Your mrs doesn't post here mate
>>140458768who are these guys do they play in the ipl?
speed walking to Bumdering
>>140442349There is no fucking way! She is moral! She would never fucking do THAT! She's not fucking like THAT you asshole!
i get up every morning and thank god im not a seething kiwi nonce
Well you're definitely seething
gm matebeen having more nightmares about kiwis and fat neeks?
>>140460665truly magnificent post haha
Bought a spicy burger from maccas and it's too spicy for me
Wypipo b liek dis mayonnaise is 2 spicee
>>140460870need to hold back on that dash of mustardthat shit will burn your tongue off
>>140457398anyone who isn't afraid to call zachy out for his bullshit would be cool to have a beer with
And is zachys bullshit in the room with us right now?
>>140461105I don't actually know who zachy is, it's just that some of the posts about him are kinda funny so I'd be down to talk some shit with those guys
medsthenbed obsessed freak
zachy's biggest flaw is that he's not very good at bouldering
he has the passion for it, just found it too lateeven assuming the best case scenario from here on, he struggles to ever get past v6
I believe I can make v7 but probs no more than that luckily it's something that older blokes are good at relative to other sports
AAAAHHHHHHhow is it Monday already? lads?how does it loom AGAIN fucks sake
>>140461280>picrelalmost like we had a system that worked before feminism ruined the west
It would actually be better if zachy was better at bouldering so he would go higher and take more risks. Like if he ever grew the balls to free solo climb a proper outdoor wall he would certainly die. Which is a win win for everyone he has ever met especially his family
>>140461305Can't help but feel this post is a touch mean-spirited.
>>140461305>he would certainly dieor get a debilitating injury that leaves him bed-ridden requiring round the clock care until one of his family finally smothers him with a pillow
did bard quiet quit /cric/ or something?noticed it's all been very zachy centric here during the last few days, but normally you lot go back and forth between bullying both
called in sick today
>>140436214Post-day 3 of round 4 of the county championship>Division OneDURHAM 358.v ESSEX 5/0.No play on day 3 due to rainSURREY 359.v HANTS 151. & 116/5.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cq5nenx9nyzohttps://youtu.be/p_FlcL-CLK8WARKS 175/5.v NOTTS 400.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c163z34y058ohttps://youtu.be/HRmnH66A7MgWORCS 451/9dec. v SOMERSET 309/9dec. & 5/0.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cp0gjg4y3dzohttps://youtu.be/KhCPNrNeRZY>Division TwoGLOUCS 322.v MIDDX 203. & 262/3.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cv20v02kzv3ohttps://youtu.be/uHPXLzMeo0ULEICSv NORTHANTS 337/6.No play on day 3 due to rain. YORKS v DERBSNo play on day 3 due to rain.reminder not to reply to the bots known as z**hy or s**bo
>>140455339Got ~£200k in financial assets desuNo assets that aren't just made-up numbers on a screen though, admittedly>>140461522Still here but getting a bit bored with it desuFeels like lots of people have been driven away by certain characters continually shitting up the thread with off-topic spam, so there's barely any of us left nowYes I may be guilty of a bit of off-topic blogposting too, but on nowhere near the same level, and I also talk about cricket quite regularly
Could be an intriguing day's play at Kidderminster if the weather holds outForecast is a little better than it was yesterday, so we might still get the first Pears win of the season
>>140461461>>140461716Based bard
Only thing I know about Kidderminster is the safari park
I'm afraid the violent fantasy was not bard
>>140461843Think that's Bewdley rather than Kiddy isn't it?All much of a muchness I supposeWent there a handful of times as a young lad, always a nice day out
Just looked on a map and it's in between the two so I guess you could say Kiddy too
riveting
Honestly all these new wave "personalities" are absolute minnows in the shadow of the greatest eras of danielpostingCall me when "bard" appears on a dating show or "zachy" releases a prog rock album
>>140461946kidderminster is bigger and thus takes prioritylots of airports are closer to villages/small towns than the city they're named after, but they're still named after the citythink about it logically
>>140462002Ok I'll concede that oneRegretted calling it out the minute I did it
>>140461940>always a nice day outprobably gone to shit the last 15 years since I went knowing everything
>>140462015Just in terms of the general decline and fall of British society and culture, you mean?
everything is badnothing will ever get betterit's overit's so fucking over
>>140461990Daniel got bullied the fuck out. Absolute sook and an attention whore
my only hope is the 142 millies up for grabs in the euro millions tomorrowincidentally that's about the chance of winning it too
I could be a prolific personality, but I doubt the posters here would recognise or acknowledge my brilliance.
you know how they always said there's a constant cycle of booms and recessions? well this next boom is taking its sweet time since 08
zachything is bardbowler will ever get batterit's overit's so fucking over
>>140462061Lmao what are you on about. The markets boomed massively since through 2019-23. We're due for an enormous crash
>>140462071Doubt there'll be an enormous crash personally, but it'd be nice
1st world europe has done nothing but stagnate since 08
>>140462071you mean the stock market over COVID when everyone and their mother started speculating? that already crashed like a year ago
>>140461990bard released an album on /int/ or something
Not linking the next thread
>>140462131If you think that was the crash I've got news for you
>>140462134guess only sebbo bots will find it then
was more talking about national economics and GDP and budgets not so much the crypto and stocks gambling
>>140461990danny, like richo was just a normie in denial. bard doesn't have the legs either. zachy however has the schizoid personality disorder to stay in for the long haul. The Right Stuff.
Stagflation here in Britain + Brexit fallout + bad covid handling by the gov = fucked, plus we never fully recovered from 08
>>140462133Did on /dixie/ once yeah>>140462158Pretty sure stonks and crypto are at all-time highs too, or close to itNot sure exactly when this supposed crash happened
>>140462202about a year or 2 ago when COVID ended and then they recovered since
>>140462197literally all of western europe is the samewe are just a slave to global conditions and US has more investment
>>140462209That was a blip rather than a crash
>>140462221Who cares I wasn't talking about stocks
>>140462221by definition a crash is a short term thing though
>>140462218>literally all of western europe is the samekek, no. The moronic tories handled the great recession terribly, Britain was the worst of all major economies in their recovery and none of them has seen the stagnation of wages we have. Plus and nobody else fucked themselves with brexit.
>>140462249this is simply false by objective measures, we're mostly in keeping with major western european economies and doing better than others like spain/italyyou're just parroting reddit headlines
>>140462236What were you talking about then? Crypto?
>>140462265>objectively false Except it isn't, even militant tory journals like the daily fail report on the wages stagnation in Britain as being worse than the other major economies, and the last 4 years has seen high inflation along with that.
>>140462318stagnating wages and the inflation was a western european-wide problemwhere it differs for us is our real estate market has heated up even more significantly, thus exposing it even further
>>140460502Oh, did Uncle John put his thumb up your arse or something?
big fan of female asses, me
he says he has 200k in the bank but spread across several different banks because they only insure up to 84k then he says he has 200k in assets and not liquid shitso bard do you have 400k total in investments and cash?
>>140391425Yeah
