PA vs STK
good morning alf
>>140368168Kino.
>>140368168crisp sneaky cattersbro
Port Adelaide will lose tonight.
any liv gold chads in?
>>140368712catters
why are bane so cooked? stars all over the park but cant seem to win
>>140369812mentally fragile
>Power v Aints 1740 AWSTwho the FUCK thought this was a good idea
>>140369812lack of strong leaders, unable to bounce back from the GF
>>140369812chris fagan is a fraud, relied on priority picks and the Queensland hub. This is their actual ability
happy anzac day or something
>>140370113late and gay
>>140370151it's 25th in merica
can't believe we loomed last night lads :)
bane have lost to carlton, fremantle (admittedly a bit weak), collingwood, geelong and gws. they've had a tough start to the year and haven't risen to meet it. don't think they'll be any threat this year but i'm still expecting them to mash some bottom 8 clubs later this year and sneak into 8th
>>140368712I’ll fight you cunt
>>140370412timestamp or you're a poser faggot
Essendon defeated Collingwood 12.13 85 to 12.13 85
20th for sex with a hot unvaxxed wog slut and cumming inside her
>>140370277their next 4 before the bye are suns at the gabba, crows at AO, tigers at the gabba and hawks at marvel, all very winnable games. if they drop more than one of those it's hard to see them playing finals
>>140368168ynr the /afl/ thread spergout yesterday
>>140370511Suck it bitch. The pussies are going down.
>>140370647wasn't really that notable tbqhwy, we've had funnier ones
>>140370751>t. giuseppe from NY
they should of changed tonight’s game with the cats v bluesliterally nobody wants to watch port v saints
>>140370784
>>140370753didn't say it was funny just said ynr
>>140370881literally everybody wants to watch port beat essendon iykwim haha
>>140370751>7:24 >>140370784He's a west coast carlton boiRespect on the membership, but you'll be lucky to make it past the first round of finals
>>140370881Yeah 4:35pm sat arvo game is bad time for that game, easily get 75k tonight or tomorrow night at 725pm
this seppo really paid for a blues membership
Based Essendon’s next games are West Coast, GWS (at home), Bitchmond, Gold Coast, NorthGWS is a 50/50 but it’s hard to see them not going at least 8-1-3
>>140370566>>140370751samefag
>>140370751lol it's the 26th today. nice try.
>>140371038he could've got one sent to him for free by that bloke who sent tb a scarf
>>140371002I believe
>>140370751DOXXED
why doesn't the opposition simply hard tag curnow out of the game? mckay will naturally choke trying to do it on his own and their smalls are average. owies? durdin? motlop? eh
>>140371092grim
>>140371038I would buy a dosn membership if I could afford it. Only one team in the nfl has a membership system and not only is it in bumfuck nowhere, but it is outrageously expensive>>140371056GWS are a premiership favoriteWe needed to win yesterday, and unfortunately the matchup is looking scarce. They're such a fast team and we're unlikely to win if we get down quick.
>>140370751Blow-in.
>>140371284don’t worry mate there’s a bloke on here that likes to buy merch for flags, he’ll sort you out
we got ourselves a good ole fashion seppo-off
>>140371301larper
>>140370751>4/25>implying there are 25 monthswtf
>>140371301looking good mate
>>140371301why aren't you wearing a shirt? Is it hot in Carolina? Or wherever the fuck you are
the cats seppo has been posting here for years, he is legit
WE LOVE YOU BSAs
>>140371368there are 24 retard
>>140371394Just got out of the shower. 6C (42F) outside. 20C (69F) inside.
both of these americans are legit ive always liked themand my opinion is the one that matters most
>>140371448madam simp son
>>140371448
>>140371446why don't you put some clothes on and turn off the heater
being nakey is based as fuck though
>>140371497Soon.... soon.
>>140371446>can't even wait to put a shirt on to postbased neckbeard spastic
got me doodle out while i'm postan
got 4 bans going on my static ip, one of them being a 30 dayer for ban evasion
*Saves bane*
>>140368168Find it quite hard to fathom how any white man could jump that high with their knees bent but okay.
Do you know you get banned for just encouraging the Sarah Gadon spammer?
>>140371614>iykwim haha
>>140371629What is a specky?
>>140368168Find it quite hard to fathom how having big muscles works but okay.
>>140371653I liked her in Letterkenny.
is the indian a vpn or nah? seems like a 'mick with the antidaicossperging, intentional ESL (banes, gayco etc) and the not watching games
>>140371605his career is all but over from that one acl injury. there's a reason they are being quiet about his recovery. because he's fucked
Sarah Gadon is so hot
wish i wasn't alcoholic iykwim haha
dunno what a sarah gadon spammer is i assume it's some gay nrl cringe gimmick
>>140371301
I hope GadonLORD comes back to /afl/
>>140371855it's just the one cringe /cric/ 'mick actually
>>140371752My guess is nah due to his weird posting habits & his seething at his ESL being exposed.The one game I was here when he was live posting, it was clear he had a thirdie brain.If it's a larp it is by far the best in the general
>>140371876oh that's even shitter then
>>140371855What are you on about? Sarah Gadon Spammer is a 4chan legend and he's blessed /afl/ multiple times.
>>140371857based detective
I don't really know any teams since I just watch this game at like 1am at my local bar while getting drunk but I'd like to thank the australian people for having something for me to watch at that time.
>>140371857I want to hate you, but that does sadly look like me. I would never a soccer though.
>>140371960BET ON THE GAMES
Stop using gay as an insult.
americans in my alf
>>140371960>>140371962>>140371998ausbros...
>>140372017AMERICANS RUN ALF
>>140371962what about /f1/
>>140372017Sorry. Have a webm.
>>140371056west coast are legit dangerous
>>140372085
>>140372085how much better are those away guernseys than what the dockies currently use
>>140372085He should have just ranA too far would have been better than the autistic shit he caused
>>140372064Nah. Racing blows.
just found out that the guys who sued 'the verve' over 'bitter sweet symphony' were jewish
>>140372176like poetry
patrick dangerfield at adelaide
billy frampton has more premierships than nathan buckley
>>140372266no but steven may
>PA -24.5Lads, help with the bet here.I would multi, but my sportsbook is homosexual >>140372002
wednesday night footy has thrown my whole week out. feels like there should be footy on SOON
>>140372360same
>>140372360agreedi been looking to bet on the horses all day thinking it was Saturday
>>140368168
>>140372433>>140372360samefag
>>140372538samefag
>>140372560samesperg
curious
>>140372064Grim. Total customer.
>>140372761>9,001 pairs of basically the same shoe.Into the trash it goes. >>140372790picrel
>>140372936Why 9?
>>1403729679 more years
So Palestine protesters have set up tents at Melbourne uni, don't those NEETs have jobs/studies to attend to?
>>140373105take it to /pol/ you boring cunt
>>140373105>Melbourne uni>NEET
>>140372761...mumza
>>140373387She's not hot enough for that.
>>140373295these posts are so shit
I don't think I'd want a woman to piss on my face or in my mouth.
Harley Reid is the Caitlin Clark of the AFL
>>140342902>tentsperg was in brisbane yesterday>>140373105now he's busy getting rejected by hot UMEL milfs today
>>140373387Crisp me
pussies are disgusting, i prefer arseholes
just found out geoguessr isn't free anymore
>>140373645go perth btw
>>140373653Really? Lol shan't play that ever again then
>>140373645>self lubricating, self cleaning, evolution designed penis receptacle is gross>I prefer to put my dick where shit comes fromThe behaviour of pooftas is baffling
>>140373809mark latham said it best
who the fuck is mark latham?
>>140373945Some schizoid nazi
>>140373945he was a handshake away from being our PM
>>140373945the best prime minister we never had
>"Disgusting? How does that compare with sticking your dick up a bloke's arse and covering it with shit?">Greenwich strongly criticised the tweet (which he says brought him to tears).
>>140373809pooing is self cleaning
>>140374044thanks for telling us you don't wipe your arse
>>140369812Their team under fagan is fragile and always has been, never were premiership material and only got close cause Collingwood kicked a million behinds
>>140370751Fuck you.
>>140370881>the AFL should not put 2 2023 finalists who always have close games on a Friday night because Wogs want yet ANOTHER primetime game Friday night Carlton games were all horrible to watch the last 2 years, fuck Carlton.
>>140373809
>>140374044wow, the fact you think this is normal, you might be in for a shock when someone looking from a wider lens has a look - time will tell
>>140373945You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>140373974I didn't ask about Thomas Sewell did I, you illiterate bastard?
>>140374406I will fucking tear your head off mate if you speak to me like that again, you pathetic fucking weasel dog cunt
>>140372761thought her shoes were dragon dildos for a moment
>>140374608I didn't ask about what you did to your boyfriends penis in bed last night did I, you illiterate bastard?
did you guys know that adam goodes is starring in an upcoming movie? freya allen is in it too, it looks pretty good
Why are so many of you still closeted?
good morning /afl/
>>140374725because he spend so much time watching footy which has objectively the sexist players of any sport
>>140374786he doesn't play aflw champ
i’m watching the vfl
dons played their best footy of the season yesterdaypies played bad and have been underwhelming all season>game ends in drawit was a fun game to watch as a neutral but this speaks volumes
ABEs out in force today i see
Essendon are the real deal. Their forward line of Stringer, Wright and Langford is lethal. Their midfield of Merret and Mcgrath is next level. And sending Heppell down back has worked out a treat, I reckon they should send Durham down there too, most of his heroics yesterday were defensive efforts. Also McKay, Duursma and Goldstein seem to have really elevated the group, based Dodorio going away present.The finals win drought ends this year.
>>140371857>becomes a Chelsea fan during this banter eranah respect this yankthis guy is a realer fan than the plastics that started supporting them during the Roman era
>>140374984>pies played badThis is simply not true. Hill, Elliot, Pendles, Cox and Moore were all elite. The only real weak points were Sidebottom and Nick Daicos who both stopped them getting the W.
>>140375083FOWF
gfs are overrated
ABFs out in force today i see
>>140375143I will never know
>>140375101pies did their classic don't do anything for the first quarter and let the oppo score a bunch of goals and then play catch up for the rest of the gamenot a sustainable tactical plan that keep going forward for them
>>140375189that can keep going forward for them*
>>140375189Fly got too cocky.
sidebottom is a liability, should of retired after the gf
>>140375234I swear he does it to troll sometimescan any piespergs confirm>?
i often feel really anxious and unsure of myself
>>140370751top signal
Dustin MartinSteele SidebottomTravis BoakDyson Heppell Dayne ZorkoPatrick Dangerfield
>>1403751431, 2, and 6 are my gf
>>140375462Dusty will go to gold coast for a year before retiring
>>140375462Martin should play one more season I think
>>140375462>Patrick Dangerfieldtrue, it is a geelong tradition for the premiership captain to retire
>>140375530Why? He hates playing footy m8
remember when dyson heppell came on to the scene and you were all saying he looked like a dale thomas kmart versionwell now he's going to win a flag and go down as a legend of the game unlike gay daisy
>>140375530Ruins the one club player stuff, that would suck, needs to be multiple years to be worth it
>>140374717haha nice
i miss $1 wicked wings so much bros
>>140375566Get back to me when Heppell has played 100 games for the 2 biggest clubs in the league m8
>>140375628one went to his greatest rivals the other is loyal
>>140375622>eating meat
>>140375667No-one else wants pooey Heppell.
>>140375685>kfc>meat
>>140375697
>>140375733HAO LING
I think the only thing that could stop Merrett for winning the Brownlow this year is he might pick up a bullshit suspension for being too tough and going too hard at it. All the other favourites are soft outside players
I don't think I've seen a better mark, given it's on the shoulders of a 2m tall player.
>>140375765
it had to be mckay as well which makes it even bettersomething about those brothers man idk they are too funny
>>140375143"i didn't order what i wanted"just had flashbacks
>>140375788>>140375816Definitely a lock for mark of the year.
>>140375807>anzac medalthere we have it. he doesn't need a brownlow, he got something just as good
>>140375864Brownlow doesn't mean shit compared to a premiership player
>>140369009back in the day if you were to go to a game wearing a guernsey not related to the game being played you would most likely get bashedaustralia has gone soft man
>>140375189>>140375253Collingwood is a 4 goal better side than Essendon.They were going to prove it and were set to if Elliott didn't drop that final mark. They were toying with them all through that final quarter.
>>140375904tell that to bontempelli
>>140375921arguable that should have been a down field free for him anyway when daicos was fouled after disposing it
about time when some FUCKING footy should be on wouldn't you agree
>>140375921>were>ifKWAB
>>140376019No, I don't care for football
>>140376019
in terms of prestigenorm smith = anzac medal > grand final winners medal > brownlow > other random individual awardsimo brownlow is just a circlejerk
There are some player that would trade their Brownlow Medal for a flag without hesitation (eg Lachie Neale, Robert Harvey, Nathan Buckley) and there are some that would trade their premiership medal for a Brownlow in a heartbeat (eg Nick Daicos)
>>140376019agreed totally*checks fixture*>port vs saints
anzac medal est 2000
>>140376109>t. Nathan Buckley.
anzacmatchspergs crack me up, might be the biggest lunatics in the general
>>140376116this nick daicos hate is unhealthy man, the guy doesn't even know you exist but you think about him all day.
langford missing save the game for the bombers. if he’d kick the goal the would’ve lost by a point
>>140376132>sleep-oit really do be like this when pies, blues, dons and reid fc aren't playing
afl superleague when?
>>140372790based trump right as usual
>>140376407we had itit was called the VFLpicrel with geelong included
If >your team is not Victorian, it is simply not relevant.
>>140376660>north melbourne>carlton is more north of melbourne than north melbournefold that joke of a club already
sex with black sluts
>cam guthrie hasn't played an AFL match since round 6 last year>straight into the team without a week in the VFLnot sure about this one tbqhwy
>>140376789the poles have shifted since then tbfback then north pointed directly to north melbourne football club
>>140376969go trump btw
>>140376660>11 teamsThis is a much better league.
>gaycos takes a standard mark in Essendon's forward 50 >kicks to an open Maynard who kicks to Miochek who gets a free kick despite failing to mark it>Miochek kicks the goal >commentators start gushing about how Daicos made that play possibleOh fuck off.
muh iggs brothers why isn't zane trew getting a shot in the midfield? why is simmo persisting with vanilla midfielders like edwards and sheed?
>>140377046>>11 teamsthat guy posted a pic with 11 teams and stated "including geelong" so that is 12 teamslearn to fucking read
>>140375143i remember my mate and his gf arguing in front of a line of food vans for at least 10 minutes over what to eat, then the argument progressed into my mate not being a good listener, then they both got crabby and decided to go home.taught me never to 3rd wheel again.
>>140377055he did though
>>140377163btfo
>>140377181What did you get?
*cough**spiit**cough cough*
>>140377055le /afl/sperg too low iq to understand daicos and his ability to be 3 steps ahead of the other players when setting up goals.
>Nick Daicos only has 22 disposals but they've been important disposalsI'm sick of this cult shit, it's insulting to other players who work just as hard.
>tfw girl i'd been lusting after for years decided to become a lesbianwell that's unfortunate. but at least i still have my afl and my spastic /afl/ family
>>140377224Sorry, I didn't know Neo Daicos knew that Miochek would absolutely bottle the mark and still be given a blocking free kek
It's going to be one of those long, lonely, thinking-too-much nights, and I have to face it sober. How do I kill the next 4.5 hours?
>>140377272>lusting after for yearsWhy didn't you make a move?
>>140377295lives never lined up
>>140377291see
>>140377272I know that feel.
>>140377315More like you never lined her up against a wall in a dark back alley you dirty fucking rockspider.
>>140377333holy projection fedman
>>140377316>>140349339same fag
>>140377272>lusting after for yearsthe window of having seggs with a female is like a week after meeting themany longer and it is too late
>>140377375Based blackie
>>140377333Checked.>>140377375Not true.
>>140377394there are times where you can make it happen after a year but you will need to put in way mor effort
didn't mean to derail the thread. as you were
>see post on x about harley reid>post has nothing to do with collingwood or nick daicos>comments are full of piespergs seething about how daicos is betterwhy are they like this they won the fucking flag last year
There is no magical window for sleeping with a girl, if you think that, you are terminally /weakmind/ and will continually blame your failures on getting your timing wrong or some schizo shit. Yeah m8, women are a fucking quicktime event and will get the ick if you touch their thigh 0.00003 seconds too late. Fuckhead spastic.
>>140377437most of the time you should ask to go on a date or hang out soon after meeting them
need a mouth (female) to throatfuck
>>140377463True, but that doesn't mean you should fuck them so soon. Rushing physical intamacy could pairbond you with someone you don't actually get along with leaving you in a miserable sex based relationship. Showing interest early is okay but rushing things will always backfire.
>>140377412My first gf in uni was after 5 months. And now I'm thinking about her again. brb, gonna go swallow a bottle of drain cleaner.
I can tell a lot of the "put together" blokes in here with gfs are only in shallow sex based relationships and that's why they lash out here when their team loses.
FUCK FUCK FUCK NUMBER THREE ALL OVER IS WAY SHORTER THAN I THOUGHT MY HAIR IS FUCKING GONE
>>140377163>GeelongNot pictured, not counted.
>>140377505I am going to be level with you in the months/years you are taking to court this girl she has already been with multiple guys who probably fuck and look better than you
>>140377512Yeah, and you miss her because you had a legitimate emotional connection. That sucks seppo, hope you can move on.
>>140377375*if they are single at the time you meet them.but then you have all that beta orbiter/friendzone shit.
>>1403775303/8" innit lad
>>140377530Based retard, the number means Millimeters.
Football?
>>140377539>She left 12 years agoMe too.
>>140377553city looked very good this morning, hard to see them not winning it all
*bangs hammer*
>>140377505it isn't rushing physical intimacy, but making your intentions clear, so she doesn't think you are a platonic friend
>>140377272imagine the paxy paxman looking dyke who'll be thrusting a big black strap-on up her vagina
>>140377538You watch too much porn, your negative mindset will continue to make you miserable. Do you have a gf or are ypu just a pussyhound giving out bad faith advice?
nick daicos and harley reid are both excellent football players
Zak Butters 100th tonight lads
>>140377375you should make your intentions clear just about as soon as possible.women already know you're into them anyway because their social eq is about 30 points higher than the average man's. putting it off makes you appear indecisive, lacking confidence and possibly slimy. and if you manage to bypass all those filters and still not have a crack she will assume you're a fag.
>women already know you're into them anyway because their social eq is about 30 points higher than the average man's. putting it off makes you appear indecisive, lacking confidence and possibly slimy. and if you manage to bypass all those filters and still not have a crack she will assume you're a fag.
and when a woman let's us have first crack at her pussy by bouncing on our dick we sayTURN IT UP
>>140377620>if you manage to bypass all those filters and still not have a crack she will assume you're a fag.I had this happen in high school. I was close friends with a girl and we would joke a flirt a bit but I never made a move because I had zero self-confidence and she asked my friends if I was gay. I was too terrified to make a move and also had other "friends" who insulted her infront of me.I haven't seen her in 6 years now and I've always regretted not making something happen. Closest thing I ever had to a soulmate. Fuck.There's no going back. Fuck fuck fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9ELDTD5T-o
>>140373105funny noones setting up tents and shit at TAFE
>>140377673WOAHSO TRUE MANWHAT A FUCKING AMAZING OBSERVATION!!!!!!
>>140377611daicos has more of the mindset of a soccer player that make key plays like cesc fabregas same with pendlesreid is more of a true blue footy player that uses strength and pure natural talent do charge through the enemy
>>140377688Reid also sets up plays well and passes with purpose to his teammates. No cheap one twos like Daicos does.
AY HOW DID THAT FAT WHITE JEW MAN IN AMUHRIKA UNRAPE DOSE WIMMENI'S ASKING FOR ME AND ALL MY COUSINS AND FRIENDS
Depression is a disease and Kirin Megumi is my medicine.
>JEW>WHITE
>>140377733HOLY KEKIf you wanted to fuck her, you probably should've organised something outside of the gym after the first 2 or so workouts together. She just saw you as her gym friend. What was your gameplan exactly?
>>140377333Meant for>>140377733
i wonder what nick daicos smells like
How the fuck do these pro-palestine protesters find the time to protest constantly? Are they just NEETs?
>>140377706>cheap one twowhat does this even mean?
>>140377760I'm shy. I was building up the courage okay?
>>140377733You were her gay gym buddy
JUST cracked a bottle of bubbles.
>>140377778>handball to teammate, yell for them to handball it back>do this once per quarter>rack up 4 more easy disposals Nicky is like a spoiled child on the field.
>>140377801you mean when players handball to and from each other to get passed an enemy player?bro every team other than north does this
If you're a shy bloke girls treat you like you're gay
I think beta males have a game blocker where theyre physically incapable of behaving sexual around women at all. It's an evolutiknary population control tactic. Feminist brainwashing re-enforces this.
>>140377809>enemy player?kek He does it all the time under no pressure, it's not tactical, just a cheap stat for him.
Dating is just a humiliation ritual. Couldn't be me.
>>140377817which is strange because gays are boisterous and generally extroverted.
tfw when you panic and you think to yourself i cant do this i cant do this i just cant
>>140377857Those are the feminine gays that become friends with with hot girls
>>140377817When I'm interacting with strangers I always try to appear more friendly but I'm worried they'll think I'm gay
I'm shy FUCK. but I took MDMA once and for the first time in my life I was basically a pimp. Ended up making out with two girls at the same time kek. As soon as the high wears off I'm same old me though. Tbh maybe even more introverted. I was so much I could tap into that other version of myself with out needing pills. Even if it was just 10% of that guy it would literally change my life.Capcha:ASSSS
I remember I was at a gay friend's birthday party once. Nearly every guy there was gay. Anyway, this chick there kept getting groped my one gay guy. He was like "ew girls are gross" and would grab her boobs, she was really uncomfortable. Anyway, some chick flirted with me and I froze and fucked it up and left while all the guys started pairing off. Weird experience.
ITS A FUCKING MINDSET
mummy mummy i pooey my undie !!
>>140377907same
>>140377839I can agree with nick being selfish however one-two handballing when done right is good looking footy
Maybe the secret is tricking yourself into making you think you're gay so you're more comfortable around females, but staying straight of course
Every tranny I've spoken with has been incredibly mentally ill. Fast talking, frothing at the mouth, emotionally unstable.
Saints by 22Saints will get the jump. Port will fight back and lead at half time and 3qtr time but not put them away. Saints will kick away in the 4th.
>>140377887Same but shrooms. Never once felt any relief from a laundry list of different anti-depressants. But 3.5g of dried caps & stems and I was happy for a goddamn fortnight.
Dont think i'll watch poort v saints
Knock knock.Who's there?Donald Trump.Donald Trump who?....Perfect... you're on the jury.
>>140377939nah port will be mad and out for blood and saints almost look like the pies when it comes to colourssaints will be powers punching bag later
>>140377946based Jeremy Faggotslayson
Poort will belt the shit out of saints, saints are fucking useless
>>140377887same but with just alcohol >get drunk>out on the town>pinch girls arses and mack on with em >exchange details>meet up sober>talk about star wars and team fortress 2
>>140377951I didnt laugh
>>140377941Shrooms are a great anti-depressant. They make reality feel like the most overwhelming thing ever so when you come out the otherside you realise how small your problems actually are. Also social barriers between you and others get torn down. I can tell when other people have experienced ego death because they are never judgemental off the bat, can listen and maintain eye contact and don't gove your that smug pissed off look.
I have the least confidence and game out of anyone here.t. couldn't work up the courage to approach street hookers in thailand and just walked the red light district alone for hours talking to nobody before heading back to my hotel to order a hooker in off the web
>>140377978I reckon we should ban alcohol for autistics.
>>140378000Its not a contest mate, at least you walked around the place
>>140378002I put a ban on myself brother. no fake me anymore.
>>140377971nobody gives a fuck about afl stop trying to derail the thread
Finna wank at work
I like to think i'd drunkenly approach thai ladyboys and ask to suck them off if i went to thailand
>>140378042You horny bastard
>>140377978>exchange detailsHow does this work in 2024?
>>140378027thought this fucker was gonna be one of the great forwards when he was at the bummers. he's so bad man, total waste
>>140378063admittedly this was like 2015. pretty sure just added each other on facebook lol
i have autism i have adhd i’m neurodivergent
finna make the newy and use a photo of a port tranny haha
started using women's shampoo and conditioner l'oréal paris to be exactsuddenly after a few weeks my hair looks and feels good for the first time since I was like 12moral of the story avoid products that says "men" on the label
>>140378080you don't, you're not and you aren't.get the fuck out of your chair and go for a walk.
>>140378107Why do people with your flags make such faggot ass posts? Imagine if I punched you in the head.
>>140378080>i am neurodivergentSigns you're about to talk to the most annoying, self-absorbed fucker on the planet.
>>140378107>blokes should use sheilas hair wash>sheilas should use blokes razors and shave cream
business idea: me but without ADHD
It's up:https://youtu.be/wideEkhI8ZM?si=uPqBameylIaOOkS6
>>140378153I bet you masturbate even more than I do. My record was 13 times in one night. We're in hell.
>>140378136How about if i exploded your jaw with my sledghammer of a right hand?
Most i've jacked off in one day is twice. I've had some really long goon sessions though, like 5 hours i think
canadasperg is back
>>140378150so what do trannies and non-binary use?>inb4 a rope or a gun
10 times is my high scoreWas one hell of a hangover, just IMAGINE if I'd had a petite gook in my bed to take the brunt of all that sexual frustration!
a rope or a gun
>>140378179You seem like youre awkward. That's why you never owned a house.
Jacking off counts as sex, you're having sex with yourself, im not a virgin
>>140378150funny you say this but shaving cream designed for women is 10x better than any nivea for men shitwith womens shaving creams I can get a clean shave with almost zero irritationmy guess is mens products are full of poison to make us ugly at an early age
>>140378225Incel uprising when?
>>140378214I've seen you make this post before you obsessed fuckhead
>>140378221Faggot
So so so depressed
why are there so many fucking pajeets in our thread these days?
>>140378235Faggot
>>140378136
im surprised catsbro is actually just a big fat nerdy white blokeNa/pol/eon is clearly an arsedeep though
>>140378239This but society4krgj
I don't care about foreigners in the slightest.
>>140378249Whats wrong with you?
>>140378267>surprisedWhat were you assuming?
drinking some boxed red wine
>>140378296BASEDO
>>140378249
>>140378296Why?
Crazy to think that Sam Newman is one of Australia's greatest sketch comedians.
>>140378310cause it's in a box. if it was in canada, it would be in a fuckin BAG
>>140378314https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=326uAynb__Y
think if you came into an empty swimming pool every time you cum how full the pool would be
>>140378322Are we assuming the cum doesn't dry out over time, or are we just building up layers of dry semen?
>>140378310because i was sick of drinking beers
I havent jacked off in weeks
>>140378322Canadians, and by Canadians, I mean Indians are afraid of swimming pools.
Been sitting on the toilet so long, both my legs are dead.
I'm so fucking broke
>>140378225here's your off-topic recommendation for 'king of shaves' shaving gel.
i’ve cum into a girls mouth before
>>140378345samealso cum in a boys mouth too. he did NOT appreciate it. wanted to kick my head in but i beat his arse down
i just came all over /nrl/
I'm like Bojack Horseman except I never got famous.
>>140378345I've had sex with close to 30 women, would need a minute to work out the exact count, and I've only ever cum in 2 girls mouths, and never on a girls face.
what is the best thing to say to troll /nrl/?
>>140378366Gay sex is gross.
>>140378283i assume yanks that post in /afl/ and /cric/ are big fat smelly indians
the idea of sex is better than sex itself, same with a gf after the honeymoon period wears off
>>140378322>>140378327>>140378335
>>140378365Didn't ask Anon.
>>140378345It's the best thing in the world. Cumming in a pussy might be better, but I've never done it and not been distracted by the potential consequences. >>140378365>never on a girls faceSame. Seems pointless.>>140378371Ah. I would never post in /cric/.
i cum on kath loughlans face and in sarah jones mouth
I came on my own face once
>>140378365that is because you are a beta male
>>140378392I have eaten my own cum twice. The first time was really gross and I felt sick for ages. The second time I kind of liked it.
we that cum crew
>>140378384crisp fox footy producer
Big goon sesh tonight i reckon
>>140378374the sneer of cold command
>>140378401kek
australian football
>>140378365cumming all over a girls face is one of the best feelings idk why you don't do it
>>140378396When I was a kid I didn't have tissues in my room, and I wasn't doing my own laundry yet, so eating it was just how I could get rid of it.Blow into my hand, slurp, down in one. Probably did it hundreds of times. Doesn't really taste of anything. Leaves a weird residue though. Could be worse.
You own a car right? How else would you get to the footy otherwise...
I doubt i'd get hard with a woman, it'd be pretty embarrassing
>>140378409Shh.
turning to gambling to make ends meet
>>140378424No i dont. Im working on it bro
>>140378427It’s alright mate, Dee will always like you as a friend
>>140378420Why didn't you just cum in the toilet you fucking retard
>>140378443ahem>>140378371
>>140378443There was no porn in the bathroom.
inb4 why are you here poster in case you're wondering why i'm here on a night with a match only interesting to goomblers
all this cum talk is making me thirsty
look at this saints "fan" wearing an essendon scarfthis could never be me
>>140378446Have you heard of tissues? What the fuck is wron->>140378371Oooohhhhhhh
>>140378443toilet smells like poo and wee utter boner killer
>>140378457He's part of the ARTB - Alpha Red Team Broship:St KildaEssendonMelbourne
really annoys me when anons write "fuck fuck fuck" in their posts, sounds so gay and soi
>>140378475>Have you heard of tissues?Didn't have any.
>>140378433trip on crownsperg
>>140378396Weird I was thinking about this a couple of days ago. I was about 5 days into nofap and started getting a taste memory of the one and only time I came in my mouth and swallowed. That was when I was super flexible and could suck myself off.
>>140378483trip on
I assume every yank flag making a soccer threads are mexican or some other type of latino ruffian
Might just drink gallons of cum instead of spending a dollar on a box off tissues lads.
been watching this sport ama
>>140378450so does he rap in somalian now?
>>140378505can you fuck off?
>>140378500Accurate.>>140378505Why don't they just use the yellow ball during the day games?
>>140378427>>140378456>>140378494>>140378502go perth btw
I remember once I was sleeping in a tent in my uncle's backyard for a week and I got so horny I ran into the woods and came on a tree
>>140378456sure its not the pretzels?
>>140378511wont>>140378513not sure the designated non-whites that invited me haven't explained
/afl/ is a cum drinking general
>>140378483dons fan here FOWF!
>>140378513>yellow ball during the day gameswhat are you? a fucking sandcoper?
>thinking of her againAAAAHHHHH GOD FUCK
>>140378483Straffo actually pioneered this.
>>140378529The brown one is hard to see. I simply don't see the point in using it.
football is making me feel like shit again
>>140378464
This thread is getting a bit silly. Friday office drinks at pine gap?
I'm so fucking sad. Legitimately a lonely, jealous, bitter, anxious, judgement fuckup of a human being. A parasite who can only hide away not to hurt others.
>>140378554who tf is this double agent?! >>140378366
>>140378548GOTY was literally yesterday mate
>reid>stewart>clark>jackson>sandersrough week for me fantasy chads
SPEAKING OF SWALLOWING LOTS OF SEMEN>This was not Elliott’s first rodeo, but it was his best ride. He was airborne long enough to have fleeting thoughts about what could go wrong. They have before. For all anyone knows, he’s still up there. Actually, he’s not. Here he was, straggling out of the medical room, almost incognito in a hoodie. But his mind was still aloft.>“That’s definitely my best,” he said. I was surprised I could still jump that high. I felt like I was up there and I was shitting myself. I was thinking, I’ve got the perfect sit, don’t drop it. I’m up there, watching the ball come into my hands. It felt like it I was in slow motion.”Looking forward to all the discussion of the already-ordained MOTY before, during and after the game tonight
>>140378537>brownbasd blind cunt
going to get fucking silly punting tonight
>>140378578Is it orange? I do have partial color-blindness.
>>140378563thats too much semen for me, mate.
>>140378587just told /nrl/ might watch
what's nrl
>>140378580it's red ya berk. bright red like a ferrari
just hit a 6 figure salary for the first time lads
>>140378601Up and at 'em, as they say
lads I just posted
>>140378601same
>>140378601looking good matebeers on you then
>>140378601I literally make more on defi
>>140378601That'll never happen to me. I might as well bash my skull in with a brick.
>>140378596
>>140378601crisptoo bad it's not enough to buy a house
You're all a bunch of fucking retarded faggots. Go Crows.
>>140378646already have a house loli am the 1% of /afl/
>>140378633
>>140378646yes it is, just move to an outer suburb and buy a 4 bedroom for 600k.
anyone had any experience with bleaching their butthole? i wanna look my best for the boyfy
Asexuality isn't real.
any had a prozzie come to their houseis it weird
>>140378661Had a couple come to my uni apartment when I had it to myself over one summer. It was fine.
does america have unis?
>>140378652what so the slave on the hamster wheel called the rat race gets pats on the back for making 100k but I get memed on wtf that is such bs
>>140378673Yes.
holy fuck the dosn seethe is big footy tier1/2
>>140378661I've had 4 come to my place.All times I was drunk.The 2 white ones liked me, the 2 chinese did not.
>>140378685
>>140378435dude au falcons cost like $500
>ynr remember miocheck kicked 2 ootf in the last qtr
>>140378685pies were very ordinary idk why people think they played well
>>140378674i was being unironic mate
>>140378700ootf more like oof
When u invite a prozzie over to your house to have sex do you dress up in a suit and greet her at the door with a class of scotch?
will she be angry if my sheets arent clean
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>>140378713how else do you have a segue into showing her your cart?
>>140378700Yeah he was playing like shit
>>140378713Smart working girl would never drink from a pre-poured glass.
miocheck and langford both had money on a draw for sure
>>140378713Nah, just a shirt and undies, hand her the cash and tell her to get on your bed and shut up
>>140378713did you give mumza a 50 to go play the pokies for an hour?based six figure earner
I know a bloke whose surname is Coon
>>140378730>smart>prostitute
>>140378738sorry sweetie that's problematic he neeeds to change it xoxo
whats for dins?
>>140378737>50 to go play the pokies for an hour?I'd lose it in 5 minutes
>>140378748a big fat cock
>>140378749based crownsperg
>>140378754based crownsperg
>>140378738Is it pronounced Coen, and is he pictured here? >>140378741
>>140378755>>140378757based hivemind
>>140378755>>140378757based samefag
>>140378762>>140378764based basedbased
>>140378770>>140378770>>140378770>>140378770>>140378770>>140378770
>rested Harley for contractual reasons>"Receive a Rising Star nomination (20+ senior matches, Picks 1-5 only)"What a joke. Why is this an acceptable contract situation?We now have a sniff of finals and instead we're sacrificing it for contractual reasons. Absolute joke.While I agree it's ok to encourage rising performance with the other terms, this one sucks. Also, there should be a caveat that this is only enforceable if there's a 5yr contract with the club already.I mean Harley will HAVE to try to go for this right? We've got no chance of keeping high picks in the west now. We'll be over the cap easily in no time if you secure high picks.Also this means clubs will now avoid high draft picks.BUT, if they introduce 2-3 new WA teams this could be more acceptable. Never going to happen with the VFL, which this competition clearly is now.
>>140378713Not sure. What would cartchad do?
