Also lol Soilers lmao
Good evening I'm John Shorthouse coming to you from the ancestral lands of John Longhouse
DallASS
*AHEM*>be dallass newfag who won't shut the fuck up CONSTANTLY shitting up every thread>be unbearable retard for the last two weeks begging to play vegas>team loses home ice in game one and is the only home team to lose the opening game>come to /hoc/ and cope and seethe for being the shittiest home team so far in the playoffs>literally the smug mask over crying face wojak>r-regular season doesn't countcool, let's talk about how vgk are 5-2 in their last 7 playoff games against dallass!----------------------------- YOU ARE HERE ----------------------------->be dallass newfag retarded pusy making excuses the past two days>be the only (1) home team to go 0-2 in the opening two games (against the team and fanbase you've shitposted about the past month>be told your team is full of choking faggots (like benn, pavfellski, etc) AND the league's biggest choking coach (peter "good guy but cant get it done when it matters" deboerWhat's your cope now you fucking faggot?DWIWB!!In the mean time though....I appreciate your concession and apology bud!!!!KWABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:^)
>still no shut outsThanks Gary
>oh dear God>you see, my name's dylan and my favorite team just won the top seed in the western conference >but there's one problem>everybody still thinks that they ABSOLUTELY SUCK
Why didn't Pavol Demitra's KHL career takeoff properly?
>>140352767ROCKYROCKYROCKYROCKY
>laffs>stors>oilels
>oilels
>>140352746>>140352758>>140352759>>140352762>>140352764>>140352767>>140352776>>140352779>copey samefagging this hardkwab
>canada and the faggot starsfags get btfoWhat a great night.
>>140352801oh shit he's mad again bros
We need to bring to poster counter back
I didn't watch the game. Did Dallas fans throw anything?
>>140352801Retard
>>140352822shut up copey
>>140352831No but there was some guy randomly yelling about stuff he hated about the city of Vegas
stors fags need to>wash away the anger>wash away the angerhttps://youtu.be/O6ngvt2nZz8?si=LAQ7rzqc66W3VGvG
>>140352847It is a 7 game series, but it's hard to imagine us taking 4 of the next 5 against a team playing this well defensively.Dallas has one of the best offenses in the league but we just don't seem to have anything for them. Doesn't help that we have some MAJOR defensive lapses that have been direct causes of half the goals against us so far in two games.
>>140352831did that fan get banned for life?
>>140352844no u
I love the cringe pregame shows in Vegas during the playoffs
I had a good post ready but I forgot
What a great regular season just wasted. Win the Western Conference to play this stacked team. Just so disappointing. I thought they had it in them for a deep run this season, but now I think winning one or two games may be all we get.I know that Stone & Vegas exploiting a rule is not the entire reason the Stars are losing, but the NHL seriously needs to fix the LTIR rule because Vegas is in no way a wild card team. It is ridiculous that they have done this multiple seasons in a row & you cannot tell me that Stone was NOT ready to play before the season ended, he looks like he hasn't missed a game so far.I am also done with the narrative that Vegas doesn't commit penalties. They commit a ton of them that go uncalled. I am sure this is not exclusive to when they play the Stars.
How many teams have come back from losing both games at home? probably not manythinking about 0-3 comebacks both the flyers in 2010 and kings in 2014 started on the road to my memory
> 4.42 GAA > .857 SV%Skinner is such a fucking playoff bust, holy shit!
This man singlehandedly destroyed any chance the stars had at the cup
Gonna post this here too. I’m very angry. Pathetic effort on the offense, no creativity whatsoever, always chip into the corner where we get beat physically, (reminds me of Bones, dump and chase, dump and chase, dump and chase). Their offense had some bite to it, and their defense was staunch and choked out every single opportunity, clogged the neutral zone and the middle of the offensive zone like crazy, and would pounce on any mistake we made. We went several minutes without a shot on goal, many times per period. Otter played good and kept us in the game. They were simply better. I guess we need a defense-first coach again, that’s what put them over the hump after all. If we do continue to get beaten in the first round like this, DeBoer needs to be fired, even though I have liked his tenure here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>140352888
>>140352915That guy kinda looks like brad marchand
KWAB toknight is kinda sad because the dallass fags aren't even here talking shit because they're so dejected. Can't blame 'em though kek
>>140352888If you wanna blame anyone, blame Nashville for injuring Stone which allowed for the trade deadline deals to happen, and LA for choking the throw theybwere trying to do, that allowed Vegas to dodge Edmonton and Vancouver Round 2
>>140352925
>>140352831The fans didn't. But the dallas players threw the game
>>140352925Nose is too small.
>>140352970just like my pp
>all those retards who picked the stors to win the cup in their brackets
>>140352989Not me (:
>>140352995Holy retard
>>140353001Cope
>You're like basically 1 of the 3 only good Asian NHL Players>You've made up 50% of your team's goals this post seasons>Your stuck Texass in a shit teamSomeone get this kid traded over to the California/Seattle/Vegas where he can be happy and slay all the pussy he wants.
I wonder what the crybaby Dallass Admin is thinking of posting next
https://youtu.be/Fk7v62mVYaM?si=FYq1qr-f9IW3CoZN
>>140353044KWAB >the hatred is reestablishedOH NO NO NO NO NO
>where was McDavid?
>>140353044>last year: pdb can get revenge on his former team>now: we're down 0-2 but we still get the cup
The Golden Knights have trailed for 82 seconds in 2 road games against the #1 seed in the West. They've lead for 4,784 seconds.
Why are people still rooting for the leafs?Why is it good for them to go through the humiliation every single year?
>>140353129Its called not being a bandwagoner slovakia
Limp into the playoffs and draw a very tough R1 series. What do they do? March into a very good hockey team’s building and absolutely shut them down in back-to-back games. It actually makes me care less about the LTIR thing. They excel in every other facet that the reinforcements feel relatively inconsequential. Like obviously it’s a material advantage, and I’d probably feel differently if it affected my team more directly, but they’re just so competent across the board that I’m more focused on being impressed with everything else they do right.
They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two rounds of the playoffs just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable -- with superstars like Mika Zibanejad and Artem Panarin, the Rangers were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the buttholes known as Washington and Carolina.I unleashed my fury against the Panthers, scoring 5 goals in a four-game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary broadcaster Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating the Golden Knights in 5 games.It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two rounds. That decision made my career.-Kaapo Kakko, reflecting on his career in 2048
Just remembered the last team to lose both games 1 and 2 as the home team and still win the series was the 2018 caps
>where was Draisaitl?
>LAFFS
>>140353086>got fired for being bad>le heckin mad revenge>loses in WCF>next season>le heckin rematch lets go>loses 0-3 series in regular season>dying 0-2 in Ploffs at home
>"They’re the Stanley Cup Champions, they have everyone figured out." – Pete DeBoer on if the Golden Knights have the Stars figured out.oh i'm sure this builds confidence in his team and management
>>140353225Im sure DeBoer is a cool dude, but fuck man, I dont want to hear that as a dallass fan
>>140353190>Kaapo Kakko:DDDDDDDD
>>140353235yeah he seems like a good guy but it's pretty tone deaf
>>140353224
>>140353254
>>140353196It's funny to go back and look at all the highlights of game 2 and read the comments of all the fans calling for Ovi to get traded kek
>>140353027The most powerful race can only do so much.
>>140353190quality post
>>140353190I'm old enough to remember when this post was about dick rash
>Let’s Just Calm DownBasically the titleLook. It looks very bleak, I get it. I’m not happy, nobody is happy. But we just need a few better shots, a few better looks and we are heading into sin city with a 2-0 series lead. Are we playing optimally? FUCK NO. I’m frustrated with the dump and chase game. Vegas knows it cause they’ve PLAYED THIS EXACT SYSTEMBut we just need to take a deep breath and look at the positives. We were hitting them hard, playing physical, and sticking it to them for most of the game. I’m sat here still saying that called back icing changed the entire complexity of the game. Looks like we’re gonna have to beat the league’s front office as well.BUT FUCK THAT.I’M NOT GONNA TAKE SHIT FROM PEOPLE WHO DON’T SHOW SIGNS OF ANY HOPE.I may have copium. But as said by someone in the GDT, if you don’t have hope or copium at this stage, are you really a fan? You’ve got to see the brighter sideNow let’s shove the golden children up Gary Bettman’s fucking ass this next week. By not dumping and chasing the fucking puck.I‘m probably gonna catch shit cause I’m being optimistic. I don’t give a shit. I’m hopeful and I want this team to win. We need to make some changes, and I‘m confident we can tie it up coming back to Dallas. Let’s stop looking at the series and take it one game at a time.
>>140353139wow wtf he's literally me ??????
>lost to dem kangz>did nothing to help his team
>>140353306Same here, been posting that ever since every year with different players.
>>140353268kek
>>140353307hapason is a sneaky slant but one player does not a team make
>where was Nurse
kwab
>>140353129>Why are people still rooting for the leafs?leafs are just that stupid.hard to understand, but its true.
Oilers got robbed
>>140353444Checked but also you forgot to turn off your vpn bud
Got a lead testing kit and tested all my cups. fucking 70% of them had lead, INCLUDING my flames cup. I spend all my time shilling for my flames and this is how they repay me? Fucking shameful.
>>140353500This isnt a surprise considering how retarded you are
Hope for a game 3 win and go from there. Win game 4 and it’s suddenly a best of 3. Thought the Stars were done last year when they went down 3-0, but then they won 2 more, and yeah, they were done, but man it really looked like they had a chance. Fuck the Knights and their fucking cheating.
>>140353500>INCLUDING my flames cupI love my flames cup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFv647UxRGc
>>140353500>>140353541Flames are not in the playoffs. Save discussion of your perpetually mediocre forced meme team for after the Cup is awarded.
>>140353541is it glass with flames on the side? Mine was like that and the flames logo had lead
>>140353547As long as the oilers don't win it will feel like a flames cup win
>>140353547I literally from Calgary buddy. I'm gonna continue discussing my home team. Flames discussion never stops.
/hoc/ is a flames general
>>140353567
>>140353575Looks like flames colors to me
starsbros... why did our shitposters disappear?i hope they don't post all those screencaps we cockily told them to take of our takes
>>140353466>Checked but also you forgot to turn off your vpn budthanked and go fuck yourself.
its been a while, how we feeling flames bros?
>flamestard literally admits he's a lead poisoned retardtbg tier kwab
>>140353610I think 70 percent of cups just have lead. Continue drinking obviously :)
>>140353610kek
>>140353610
>>140353449Just like my Stars :(
kek rybotch is a knightschad
>>140353708roidback just wants people to watch his gay eating videos he'll say anything for attention
>>140353702does this meme meter just always say the losing team deserved to win?
>>140353720true usually but he is from vegas so he probably is a fan
>>140353727yeah you're right. nvm
>>140353726only when it gets posted
>>140353739kek true
>>140353726
desu shannon deserves his teams to lose for having more than one
>>140353776But the ruins won
bloos
The NHL has a salary cap that is much tighter than the other three major leagues. This cap does not apply to the playoffs, and was confirmed as such during a vote a few years back between the owners. If a player is on long-term injured reserve, their salary doesn’t count against the regular season salary cap. There is a trade deadline approximately two months before the playoffs after which teams can no longer trade players to other clubs. A player on the Golden Knights has, for the third year in a row (same player all three years), become injured near the trade deadline and become healthy in time for playoffs. The first time, Vegas missed the playoffs. The second time, the iced team was still under the cap in playoffs. This time, they are over, and acquired some special talent at the trade deadline because of the room they had.Two teams have already used this loophole successfully to win a cup, one more egregiously than others, but the injury pattern of this player arises extra suspicion.
ya get the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest of both worldschill it out, take it slowthen ya rock out the show!!!!!
>>140353962literally who?
>>140353962he divorced noel and became windydanchou, whatever that means
>>140353990KWAB maybe he would've been shown on the room shrine reveal if he washed his sheets
>vtubersdoes /hoc/ really?
In time, Knights fans will feel about the 2023 Cup the way Heat fans feel about the Big 3 era: fun, but not real.
>>140354245>Knights fansWho?
>>140354277got one right her bud how was the route :^)
>>140354285*here
hmmm seems kinda GAY in here
>>140354295Cope it isn't gay to have a body building magazine collection.
bulju
is it gay to walk around the gym with an erection because you’re listening to “Brothers of Metal” by Manowar?
>>140354314fuck no for me it's battle hymnhttps://youtu.be/EtNqj9g8HJE?si=Er83C_uLQqHpQWg0
Another asterisk cup for Vegas huh? Crazy how we haven't had a legitimate cup in years.
BY MOONLIGHT WE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE>>140354341kwab ya mad
>>140354344I just want real hockey you know none of this fast and loose Vegas Jew shit. At least the Canadians are missing out again.
>>140354356>if you follow the rules you're cheatingYou shouldn't have talked so much shit the past few weeks.
>>140354369Oy veh goyim technically we haven't left the house look at the wire!
>>140354386he's short circuiting boys kwab
>>140354245>basketballShut up retard
>oilers lost>leafs lostGary your script is showing...
Well it's over Dallas brosShould I bet on Avs or Jets now
>>140354314>>140354319For me it's Carry On. And pic related has hung above my bed since I was 3 years old.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2lAoXsJ-tE
>>140352443All winter sports here including hockey fall under the same organisation which is responsible for growth and development of all those sports as well as how finances get split. They went and are still going all-in on ski jumping so other winter sports got the short stick with barely any funding at all, there are only two dedicated hockey arenas in the whole country and only two fully professional hockey clubs. Our domestic league is basically an amatuer league with majority of players and staff working a full time job with hockey being their afternoon hobby.So sadly hockey gets next to zero media coverage here, Kopitar was a one in 10 million.
>>140353776There's nothing wrong with supporting multiple teams
>>140354629>Carry On.that sounds............ so gay... unreal.
>>140354636>So sadly hockey gets next to zero media coverage here, Kopitar was a one in 10 million.1 in 5 generations of 2million pop Slovenes ?genetic freak makes good, nice headline
>>140354659>1 in 5 generations of 2million pop Slovenes ?More or less, unless he passes his genes and skills down directly on his kids
Imagine winning your conference only to get swept in the play offsI hope Deboer gets fired
>>140352776That was awful
>>140354686>>140354693If the Stars are booted in the first round he'll definitely get fired. Then they'll hire someone with a completely different system.
>>140352989I only picked them because they were >my teamI had a feeling Knights would bullshit their way again but I wanted to be wrong
Just give it to me straight.Who's winning it this year, Knights again?
>>140354731nucks are gonna win the cup
Bolts are the only teams losing 2-0 that I could see turning the series around as both games were close
I dont like the lack off American flags
>>140354779
Its just too easy
>>140354827gross knee, pass
Is there a team that causes more seething than Vegashttps://youtu.be/maY58PLQHFU?si=rXrtgSYUGRKoEs7-
>>140354827Are there 3 people in this photo? I'm so confused
>>140354844cope she has hairy legs
U S A U S A U S AMAY 5TH 2024SOON
>>140354895thanks i understand now :)
>>140354620The one with higher odds
>>140355106Gross
he's obsessed...
>>140352762incredibly based
someone make the WC U18 thread
The stars need a facelift
CATS SCARR
GEORGIA SCARRS, TURKEY CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT ONE.
how did roaches learn to skate?
>>140355379The recent female IIHF final was fire, bro
>>140355106>this is somehow he second best option out of 8yetis or bust
Croatia leading against Israel 3-1
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAXFEQJrzCk&ab_channel=rellasuger
Literally more entertaining than nhl
>>140352762Last time I saw unironic stors fans cope this bad was the worst final I've ever seen against the blots.
NEW>>140324254>>140324254>>140324254
my bracket is ruined
>>140355372meow
Once again the best at 5vs5 but Vegas defends and has a lucky rebound and they beat you. The worst rival we could face.
Otter's awful performance in game 1 might cost Dallas the seriesThompson was much better in every way
>soilers
Vegas is a canadian team.You meed canadians to win in the ploffsDont be canadian deficient.
I still call them vaughcouver
>>140356062Canadians are part of a balanced diet
>>140356062Canadians are gay. Stars are losing because of Finnish defensemen.
The refs are out to get the Leafs, I'm sick of this shit
>>140356062Then why did Vegas lose to AHL-tier Montreal? Why did they lose to the Sharts? Why did they lose to Anton Khudobin? All while being 65+% leafcucks? Vegas was a joke before getting Barbashev and Eichel. Everyone else is a role player
Good morning
>>140356346Good morning sir
>>140356346Quintessentially Canadian
>>140356085>Hongcouver Cansucks
Lol I expected Otter to be last and yet he is better than Georgiev, Skinner and the future Vezina winner
>>140356394
>>140356405I thought Hellebuyck was supposed to be the vezina winner
DALLASSFRAUDStybkings
>>140356412he is, the vezina is supposed to be a regular season trophy lel
>>140356472they're getting swept
>>140356490i sure fucking hope so, that'd be hilarious
My starsies :((
What a game
>no team has ever come back from 0-2 fucking rip
>>140356603really? I'm surprised
Imagine if Marchand was on the laffs
>>140356623imagine if the laffs had drafted swayman
>>140356595jen
>boltZ >relocanes
>>140356637They would have traded him to Boston like Rask
>>140353702>>140353759>>140353726Its Moneypucks justification meter for why sportsbet odds are the way they are. All the home teams in Ploffs are expected to win their games at home.Pic related is WilliamHill now projecting Vegas winning the entire WCF because they stole home ice away fron #1 Seed Dallas and the only 2-0 away team R1.
>>140352746I’m relieved tbdesu, dallass was the only team I was worried about stopping my raggies
Vegass will have an asteriks next to their name for their LTIR shenanigans
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>140356742All the playoff teams are over the cap so guess the entire season is an asterisk cup
gm
GOOD MORNING MEDIEVAL MANIACS
>>140356773Not my Islanders
>>140356773Yes, unless the stars win it.
>>140356778Good morning
>>140356788I want Vegas to repeat because it would make Redditors and Twitterfags seethe to newer levels
Can't tell if mad or disappointedHe did jinx them Lol
>>140356798
Is it gay to let your bro put the tip of his penis in your anus?
last game:laffs: losssoilers: losscantpucks: lossjests: loss
>>140356794But you are part of the broship so you are over the cap by association kek>>140356795>its ok when we winlmao
>>140356803It would make basically almost everyone except fake Knights fans madIs this what you Leafs want
>Team is from Vegas>they win by cheatingIt's like poetry
>>140356844>fake fansIts been established they are very real
>>140356857Cheating isn't allowed in Vegas, that's how you get banned
>>140356822Not reallyt. Knower
>Matthews, Marner and Tavares only have points in 1 out of 3 gamesAnd >laffs fans still think this core can accomplish anything
>>140356857point on the doll where mark stone violated you
>>140356773has been for years, blues are reigning champs
>>140356872they'd have more if nylander didnt bruise his mangina
>Dallas twitter woke up hungover and still crying about last night
>>140356872Tavares probably would have had more playoff success if he stayed with my Islanders
>>140356803not as much as toronto
>>140356896they were also over the cap that year
>>140356335french-canadian goaltending
>>140356826jets and oilers will still advance
fuck boston
>nsh/lak>vgk/wpground two lookin spicy
>>140356822Imma have to ask Dre on this one
>>140356992edmonton arent knocked out yet
>>140356335>Delete PDB>Win cupIts that simple! And Dallas will fire him.
>Why is my team losing?
>>140356992Jests or Assvs would be blown the fuck by LTIR Knights
>>140356981I of course agree, but I'm curious why a Finn would feel this way.
>>140357038my brother cheers for them so i have to cheer against him
>>140357062A tale as old as time
>>140357010Leafs running a $46.5 million dollar PP currently at 9.1%. I'm sure it will be fixed when Nylander comes back and it becomes a proper $48 million PP.
>>140357062based
>>140356981>boston fucksfixed that for you - english can be tricky!
>>140357095More like…Boston sucks!
Toronto lamest laughs
>>140357038they wasted tuukka's career
>>140357062Tell your brother he's an idiot.
checking
>>140357127Sorry, Tim Tom was that good.
I wonder who Natalie Hershlag cheers for, probably the rags
>>140357144Does this beat out Laine for best own-goal?
>>140357127tuukka was a serial choke in playoffs
>>140357127No, he blew it in 2019, still has a cup though
>Carolina vs Vegas finalso this is how the NHL dies
>>140357127>Tuches Assk>choked in 2014>choked in 2017>choked in 2018>choked in 2019>outplayed by Halak in 2020
>>140357197>florida vs vegas finalthe nhl is fucked
>florida's yearfinally
>>140357203>The Boston StranglerMuch happier with Swayman.
>>140357210kek they'll get swept in 5 by the knights again
>>140357210Nah
>/hoc/'s favourite russian sasha barkov WILL be a stanley championholy based
>>140357213agreed. I never want to see that finn again
>>140357226he's a good tampere boy
>>140357226Aлeкcaндp Aлeкcaндpoвич Бapкoв
>I'm exaggerating my screeches >Isn't that funny how angry I am?Who finds this funny?
>>140357247>tappara wins the canada bowl>barkov wins the stan lee cupIt's written in the stars
>>140357291Numales
>>140357291maybe little kids?
>>140357295can pelicans fight back?
>Vegas absolutely manhandles the Stars regardless of Stone or whoever the fuck they don't have>Idiots are surprised they struggle against themFuck Vegas but they destroy the Stars regardless of who plays. Terrible matchup. Worst 1st seed in the west since the 2017 Blackhawks.
>>140356803>hehehe everyone is going le seetheNo one would really cares chuddy
>>140357327tappara is too strong
>>140357347sad!
>>140356803i frequently forget that vegas won last year
>>140357332I should have known a first seed would choke
Rank the series so farBruins LeafsJets AvsPanthers BoltsKings Oilers Preds Canucks Stars KnightsPower gapRags CapsCanes Isles
>>140356803Have fun seeing this sport die because Vegas won. The amount of rule changes that'll come from Vegas winning again is going to suck for everyone involved.
>>140357291Shannon is dull and inoffensive but he is way better than this faggot
>>140357197With my hurricanes winning ofc
good morning, /hoc/! have a great day!
KWAB
>>140357410From best to worst: Jets Avs Panthers Bolts Kings Oilers Bruins Leafs Stars KnightsPreds CanucksCanes Isles Rags Caps
Are you ready Latvia bro?
>>140357462>Whats...what's going on here?What is the point of typing like this?
>>140357462that cartoon looks nothing like him
I'm for sure ready! But are you?? ;)
>>140357410>>140357473If you don't rank VGK DAL in the top 2 you are a seething kwab
>>140357452Thanks, same to you! :)
>>140357174Laine's was a snipe.
>>140357291reddit, zoomers and queers love that shit
The refs are cheating the Leafs, it doesn't matter that they went 0/5 on the PP last night, they're getting cheated Gary
>>140357291No one. Dangle is inorganic
Has Shannon ever shown any emotion in his videos or streams?
>>140357601KEK
>>140357601sometimes the bruins had better shooting chances on laffs pps
>>140357601Why doesn't John Tavares play to his worth? I thought he wanted to win in Toronto.
>>140357462that will be 11.6 million dollars plus tip
>>140357410panthers boltsstars knightsjets avsnucks predsthe rest
>>140357479gotta make it sound soft so you don't come across as stern/rude/entitled
>>140357601>>140357716Keefe is the same guy who put a 40 year old Joe Thornton on his PP1. Right now, it's clear Tavares and Bertuzzi are ruining everything
>>140357773the publix bowl has the most high quality games. I hope tampa doesnt get swept
Islanders
>>140357812I hope Tampa injures Tkachuk :^)
Shannon stopped wearing his Ramstein jersey because the guy was accused of shit. Shannon is such a pussy
>>140357854Didn't he delete his twitter after Elon bought it?
>my krakies are finally free of ROOT Sports and will air on NBC and Amazon>They are keeping Forslund tooThank fuck
>paying any attention to twitter
DROP THE FUCKING PUCK ALREADY
>>140357897oh wait I forgot where I was>>140353044>>140353395>>140353535>>140353708>>140356731>>140356807
>>140357888Will Piper Shaw still be with Kraken hockey?
>>140357923what's the game, latvia?
>>140357943U18 World Championship rn
>>140357929i didn't look at those posts either and my eyes are too bad to read them from the thumbnailit's a happier life (i assume)
>>140357952Did we ever have any legit coyotes fans posting here?
Saku Koivu's son is playing
>>140357940According to the seattle times, They want to include Piper and are having an ongoing dialogue, but she's a direct ROOT employee so she may only do Mariners game stuff going forward.
>>140357984That nutless freak has kids?
>>140357984is aatos any good?
>>140357929Here have another
>>140357960didnt know it was going on, thanks
it's over
>>140358004This is the first time I see him playing
>>140352995
>>140358134Actually, corrected:Whoever wins Vegas-Dallas wins it all.
>>140358154agreed. it's the real stan lee cup matchup
>welcome back Seriously what does Shannon mean by this?
latviabros...
Sad
kampitus rangaistus !!this is where you die
>>140358217me? i'll be watching raw on netflix
>>140358217You will buy PrimeYou will use Amazon for all if your shopping
>>140358217I have Amazon Prime
>>140358217canada hockey fans are getting the american nfl experience now kek
>>140358217I hated having subscriptions for everything so much it was unreal That’s why I took the pirate pill
Grim
incredible high stick
>>140358347what's their end game?
>>140358388the first round
great crowd in espoo
>>140354827She has the legs of a top hockey player.
finnish commercials are pretty cozy
>>140358539i'd say McDavid is more of a bottom
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>>140358581it's very annoying.
What a quiet morning /hoc/, did the canadians and dallass niggers die?
Game 1: It's the refs.Game 3: It's the crowd.>laffs
>>140358679Maybe they just suck lmao100m, top over the cap team, losing horribly kek
It's up
>>140358744no one cares about dyke hockey
Are the games up on leijonat.tv?
>>140358679it probably is a factor. soulless fans in a soulless arena
>>140358217>$20 per monthI rather take Appletv+ for $6 than this.
>>140358679Steve Dingle said it was the refs again last night
>>140358744Maybe Toronto will get their parade after all
>>140358306same
>>140358800Tingle only knows how to cope
>>140357993I will never stop /Shaw/posting.
lol
not even close
>>140358627Speaking for all Canadians, we are just going to sleep due to time zones and alcoholism.
>>140358679the fans screaming definitely lead to the first goal against
>>140358744what happened to the isobel cup
Let the Finns have their fun now. 3rd is where we will show them! hehe ;)
What the fuck are you europoors watching?
This is what peak performance looks like
>>140358983u18 worlds
>>140359061I thought they made separate threads for europoor tournaments.
>>140359071only for the wjc
>Two games today>its the two worst series and both going to 3-0lame
>>140359013no medal for you
i am off my meds today so if the referee does a repeat of last game and intentionally let's the other team decapitate our guys and ignores giving my team a 5 minute powerplay i will go absolutely fucking berserk on that zebra striped referee ass.
>>140353702Just like my Nuckies
>>140359137
>>140358920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsI0PgWADks>this kills the laffs
>>140359161I was on meds for anxiety for two months and it made me depressed so I stopped taking them
Oof that skate throat slice could have been really nasty in juniors
My kitties play today :D
>>140359421my skellefteå play today (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
Rangers-Predators FinalsPreds winSupreme >rags posting ensues
>>140359507>finnish goaltending
>>140358815If they win, they should invite the Leafs to their parade.
>>140359100and the skoda cup (which is in two weeks btw)
>>140359438finals? <(^_^)>
>>140359421meow meow (= ФェФ=)
nhl < Skoda cup
Rest in peace Bob Cole
>>140359635if only the best nhl players attended skoda
>>140359645F
>>140359645FThe most memorable voice of hockey throughout my life.
Its sad that laffs can only fail at playoffs just once a year. I need more salt from the fans.
>>140359645That random fucking who soccer faggot died and got a sticky that got like 400 replies, and it stayed up for like 18 hours. Bob will get nothing.
Who's the better pure goal scorer, Mike Bossy or Ovi?
>>140359747
>>140359752Bossy since he actually did 50 in 50
>>140359752ovechkin cant score for shit. needs rigged nhl with powerplays starting in opponents end, expanded offensive zones, free empty nets, and "parity" that leads to ahl quality teams int eh south least division for free goals while he cherry picks at the blue line and does nothing all game. hes literal fucking dog water. need asterisks by him and all the other frauds in this league that have never seen the other side of the fucking red line in their career.
>>140359752You can’t compare players from different eras.
>>140359572yeah! \(ᵔᵕᵔ)/
Reddit is down guess I'm chilling with you chuds
VARTIIIII BLYAAAAT (the comeback is real)
Finnish goalie's surname is Simpinen? Weird
>>140359849Fuck off numale
>>140359849>you broke redditEven their 404 message is uppity and lacks self awareness. But i guess most users would find it le funny and tell the guy in the cubicle next to him about it. >lelz i broke ruddit lelz>lelz me 2 ahaha
>>140359920Yeah that's much worse than 4chan's anime messages
>>140360060el rato basado
>>140360047>I come here because I hate it.I think it's up again, so you can go back now.
>>140360087Ok I'm gone *Imitates footsteps walking away and a car engine attempting to start up, which backfires a couple of times before working*
>>140359763when does the voting happeni want to know how many more chances my avsies have to put five past hellabuck
>>140360130It’s for regular season newfag
>>140360153oh, then who cares
They should have a razzie like trophy award for biggest faggot, homo, crybaby, choker, and KWAB.
>>140360162Retard
>>140359849thank goodness i'm not the only one
>www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7184556Bob Cole, bros. F.
>>140360225goodthat dude sucked
Playoffs are pointless. who cares anymore>Bob Cole, dead at 91
looking forward to dallas winning the next four straight. it was a good effort by Vegas, better luck next year
>>140360164All Matthews
>>140360164it can be awarded retroactively to non active players
>>140360164Islanders and Islanders
>People that incite violence or that promote hate based on a protected identity or vulnerability will be banned -- permanently.>Marginalized or vulnerable groups include, but are not limited to, groups based on their actual and perceived race, color, religion, national origin, ethnicity, immigration status, gender, gender identity, sexual orientation, pregnancy, or disability.
>>140360471That's hockey baby!
Gary wants all the series to go to 7 games
isles in 6
looking forward to the islanders game so i can go to bed
>Shannon still buttmad over the botched Winnipeg-Arizona-Utah team history
>>140360471I wonder how many reddit bans our shittiest handful of /hoc/ posters have between them
>>140360664Sad
>Domi had hit Swayman during a TV timeoutHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>140360566not a chance his tribe is desperate for loosh too many goys have woken from their holocaust myth and the fake virus ploy pushed them over the edge so Leafs lose in 5 and expect Oilers and Canucks (Jets are irrelevant) to possibly go 7 but losing in such obvious ref shenanigans that even his muppet mouth piece Fried Man talks openly about it to rub it in maybe even some fake concerning statement about 'game management' and 'betting' and how the 'league might look into it in the offseason' while his forked tongue slithers uncontrollable in his lizard skull being obfuscated by the HD display (thats why we don't see any of those shapeshifting slip ups on tv anymore)
>>140360739leave the sway man alone!
>ESPNNHL YouTube channel didn't put up the VGK-DAL GM2 or LA-EDM GM2 highlightsKWAB, I expect that shit from Sportsnet
CHEERING FOR THE SWAY MAN... AND MY BROONS!!! (:
>>140360060neely is sweating right now
>>140360164those are all parts of the /hoc/ awards
>>140360566there's no way the isles are winning a game
>>140360739jack edwards seethed over it and complained that the bruins should have a penalty shot
They should've started these games early because the retarded ass nfl draft but gary is a RETARD
>>140360921Yea I was stuck watching the espeeeen stream so no one ever mentioned it.
>>140360957https://twitter.com/GinoHard_/status/1783299330138382771 It was funny
>>140360966When will Canadians in the ploffs learn to never poke the bear.
For me, it’s the old NHL crest, desu.
>>140360989It's just the >laffs. Habs and Sens have had no problem beating Boston in the playoffs in the past.
>>140361021>Just the >LaffsAnd Vancouver.
>>140361034We don't talk about that here.
>>140361058>please don't trigger my PTSDYea I wanna talk about it
>>140361021>habs last Cup in 90s>sitting in the bottom of the atlantic like the titanic this seasonKEK
>>140361075
>>140360896Just like my islanders
>Quinns my fren... haha>Now get the fuck out Quinn you're fired.
>>140361075JEN
who the fuck are these african americans?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tROW_05NuQ
>Not tonight honey, I have a headache
>>140361210According to Shannon, the players may have mutinied and told Grier to sack him
>>140361284That's Teshawn and Janarius. Why?
dump Marner and Nylander to the Sharks and Utah already lmfao.give the real fans, white males over 40, something to cheer for Treliving you got this buddy
monty better start swayman on saturday
He's right though, they should be playing tomorrow.
>>140361343*laughs in nmc*
>>140360566oh boy, not just carolina-vegas final, but a dog-tired carolina-vegas finalwonderful
>>140361376the schedule makes no sense
>>140361392Carolina won't make the finals
>>140361318That rags rebuild team was pretty cursed too, I think he had to kick DeAngelo out for fighting Georgiev after a game
>>140361288he has no problem getting fucked by micro cocks for 82 games and then he has to face a BWC and he vanishes
>>140352862Deserves a medal and premium reserved seats for life
>>140361284What ever happened to that black fella over in england who mistakenly karate kicked a lads neck?
>>140361421he knows marchand is too powerful for him
>>140360999S O U L
>>140361411Just like my islanders
>>140361390they're fairy tale shit buddy Marner is easy to find and harass and this summer will end himNylander knows its easy street here and has no shame so will be harder to threaten but me and the boys will manageit is addition by subtraction at this point and Treliving knows it so anything even a 2nd rounder for each is more than enough
>>140355106>>140355395Gay
>>140361497making it to the second round last year was the biggest 21st century accomplishment of the laffs
>>140361497you're coping pal the laffs are stuck with them
>>140361465It's Pasta, he can't handle being upstaged by his lifelong friend yet again.
>>140361411Wrong.
only shit game today. what the fuck is gary thinking?
>>140355106cool but make it purple or brown
>>140361542>>140361542>>140361542NEW
i only feel kinda bad for bertuzzi cause that guy is playing like an animal against a former team and dont got no help
>>140361515You mean getting to the 2nd round and winning a game.
>>140361515who cares about that it's rigged so bad and the satanic sigils everywhere make it total schizo shit so just give the city a lunch box crew back so we can collectively remember that mojo and take it to the streets and start ripping through gangs of jeets as they flail and scream while poppys are shoved through their eyelids lets goooo!
>>140360471>groups based on their actual and perceived race, color, religion, national origin, ethnicity, immigration status, gender, gender identity, sexual orientation, pregnancy, or disability.But which ones specifically? This is way too broad>groups based on their actual and perceived race, flag>color, white>religion, Evangelical Lutheran>national origin, flag>ethnicity, flag>immigration status, Not>gender, male>gender identity, male>sexual orientation, straight>pregnancy, not>or disability.flagDid I have the winning combo?
>>140357291I love dangle desu
