Essendon Vs CollingwoodMCG, 3:20pmGWS vs Brisbane Manuka oval, 7:35pm
much better fuck the micksperg
Shall
>>140345424All times AEST btw
>>140345424Thank you for your cervix
>>140345424>those listscowardwood
thought the public holiday was moved to friday 2bh
*plays bugle*
the multis are on
>>140345745Click click
best threadbaker on the site
anything was better than the glowie making the thread
it's a 2 plunger day. comfy and warm. got some delicious biltong that my saffa mate made, it's a nice protein snack.good morning diggers.lest we forget.
Unless we forgot
just coined a new word: twanker (twat mixed with wanker)feel free to use
>>140346044>just
>>140345979twanker
In absolute agony on the shitter lads
Neale Daniher definitely forgot
BUS STOP TWANKER*twanks at bus stop*
>>140346090vpn off albo
>>140346090You post this almost every day. I think you need to cut back heavily on your drinking
why is there a seppo in this thread
>>140346087fine. no biltong for you.
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the fuck is this
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>>140346408>>140346448>>140346490>>140346545>>140346588Crisp
>better>Much less match info.
include me in the screenshot hi r*ddit
>>140346411I am a based and redpilled long black enjoyer
might go pick up a hot slut or two tonight
>>140346730Yeah mate, damn now the OP doesn't say what cities the MCG and Manuka oval are in. Not sure what to do or how I'll find this information.
finna boutta better call saul
>>140346867
farting up a storm this morning lads
Can FEEL Jamie Elliot last kick of the game heroics brewing for this one.
good morning
>>140347011Morning m8
>Two senior business figures in Tasmania, who are intrinsically connected to the build of the new stadium at Macquarie Point and spoke on the condition of anonymity, believe the Devils may be forced to play their first two seasons – not just one – at UTAS Stadium in Launceston and Blundstone Arena in Hobart because the proposed roofed stadium may not be ready until 2030.
I fucking love Diggers!
>>140346202nah mate nah nah my body just needs to get the fuckin memo and get on with it
essendon are a real chance today look between H and L on your keyboard
Essedon bummers Essington bumarse
>>140347224Crisp me on the bottom
The ANZACs sacrificed themselves so their country could be filled with gays and immigrants.
>>140331551Why do jannies only care about rule 2 when it comes to /afl/?
>>140347271>iykwim haha
>>140347294In a way they kind of didHence why I don't respect zogbots. There is nothing honourable about going to the other side of the world to fight and die for some other country's war of imperial conquest be it for Britain or the USA today.
>>140347224i'll have you know i'm above 18 tyvm
pop always said he hated the fagzacs for sending him and his brothers to die for the shipping lanes of perfidious albion and lying about it
>>140347350good morning dogsperg
the generals finna get chuddy today
>>140347051bold of them to assume we'll be holding a footy season in 2030
cordsperg you in mate?
>>140347593they had a chance to speak up, then and now.
i'm generally finna get a chubby from some UC chinese girl today iykwim haha
Are you a real Australian?>New Australia was a utopian socialist settlement in Paraguay created by the New Australian Movement. The colony was officially founded on 28 September 1893 as Colonia Nueva Australia and comprised 238 people. History[edit]. New Australia settlement between 1892 and 1905.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Australia#:~:text=New%20Australia%20was%20a%20utopian,settlement%20between%201892%20and%201905
not often enough imo
>>140347642>did your ancestors do more with Australia in 200 years than Abos did in 65,000?yes
>Indian is blasting Indian music out on the street Yeah, I'm sure the ANZACs died for this.
>>140347666Now show the statistic of how many men are killed on the daily. What an idiotic article. Journos deserve the rope.
>>140347666Is she ok?
>>140347666Satanic trips.That's actually up from last year. I wonder if demographic replacement has anything to do with this iykwim
>>140347823*bangs handcuffs*
>>140347823social media platforms are cancer mate i dont give a fuck i hope they all get banned and weak cunts like you rope
Why did >we go dig a bunch of holes in Turkey and then lose? What was >our endgame?
>>140347301what's rule 2?
has turkbro left us his anzac day post yet?looking forward it
>>140346408Miss the Oak kit me
>>140347875thisAussie men kill themselves at a rate of 3 to 1 women and are more than 50% of homeless people yet somehow it's more important that people know that 25% of suicides are women and 40 something percent of homeless people are womenand apparently feminism is about equality
lets forget
>>140347948>defending albo Piss off faggot He deserves to be mocked.
can you blokes calm down a bit?
can't believe how fucked my life is. fucking unbelievable.
>>140348045Lest
>>140348039I reckon watch this space iykwim https://youtu.be/U4dxsmlPguY?si=QLbCdwIVIJjFFNtW
>>140347875>>140348039>journalists and politicians say there is an epidemic of MALE VIOLENCE in Australia >"but men also kill other men and themselves!"Yes no kidding. The point is that men need to stop being violent.
>>140348052where am i defending albo in my post
>>140348070Based Tom Williamson
>>140347987>In the interest of keeping this board general, please combine threads related to similar topics (example: specific teams, games, players, etc.).somehow it doesn't apply when it comes to soccer, hockey, gridiron, and baseball
>>140348070based clarko
just woke up
>>140348101More bread and circuses should do it along with legalised weed and cloud seeding iykwim haha
>>140348101>"but blacks also kill other blacks in america">NO NOT LIKE THAT
>Anzac dayRecently enlisted. Call me a zogbot if you must, but it was that or NEETdom/dead end wage slavery. Trying to fix my life instead of sadsack here >>140348070Go dosn btw. If we have a good showing today, we make top 5 easy.
>>140348131why are there three /nrl/ threads then?
>>140348164could really go for some loaded garlic bread atm iykwim haha
@13034 yeah i'm sure it is real easy for you to say that
>>140348186based american dosnchad
>top 5
>>140348190>>140347301
>>140348186I hope you die from a drone strike in Israel
>>140348186Good for you mate
>>140348264makes sensewe dem bad boys for alf
>>140348253Yeah, as in there's 3 elite teams and another that could be better than us. Most people think that we won't even make top 8
time to get drunk and lose all my money gamblingits what they would have wanted
>>140348312>weWhat position do you play mate?
>>140348186i would enlist in some REMF gig if and i couldn't risk my back getting even worse when cenno is such a bitch to get back on
>>140348332The one that gets drunk and yells at the tv
this is the worst season i have ever seenthere is no good sides
>>140348131simply put, those are real sports, AFL is not
today alf puts some respect on the bombers nametoday alf apologises
>>140348318go crown btw
gonna have some drinks and play around on sportsbet
>>140348395FOWF
>>140348395go perth btw
>>140348365Geelong, GWS, Brisbane and pies when they both get into form are good sides.Swans don't have a forward line capable of a flagBombers are too slow and too one dimensional to win a flagCarlton is carried by Cripps and Kurnow too muchPort can't handle any sort of pressure and downhill skiiersDees are their own worst enemy with mental Demons and you think could be up there but find a way to choke sometimesDogs are shit, freo can't score, Saints- lolNot bothering with the rest
>>140348365iggs mate
>>140348131apply to be a janny or stop crying about it
>>140348020for me it's the power logo
Imagine if we got rid of 4 teams how much better the standard would be. Literally removing the shitting 92 players that play each week from the game
>>140348571Miss the Renault logo, me. Back when the club was giving its supporters hope.
>>140348186hopefully it's comfy and you enjoy that sweet pension mateif you get sent to the middle east shoot yourself in the foot
>>140348537>do it for freefuck off fort meade glowie
>>140348612Teams to removeFremantle, Port, Gold Coast, GWSFixed the AFL for you
>>140348571fuck the pa logo famalam fake ass 1870 bullshit
>>140348636I hear spraying mosquito repellent on your feet works too
>>140348647it’s not fixed if north melbourne are still in it
>>140348686Piss off dickhead
>>140348666>I hear spraying yourself with cancer works toojust use eucalyptus oil to repel mozzies and thank me later
>>140348640insane to me that every time i think i've found a new loser in this general it's just you again
>>140348665>fuck the pa logo famalam fake ass 1870 bullshit
>>140348725hey, next time anon reccomends Platoon? watch it.then you won't sound like so much of a freshcunt
>>140348749but you have heard of me
*spits on the anzacs*
micksperg when exactly did you blow in to /afl/?
>>140348768was on saturday night but there were too many other 'nosand i thought i'd pass some practical advice on to my frens to avoid them getting cancer from all the shit big pharma puts in everything they producefuck me, right?
>>140348806don't reckon i'll be eating those now
>>140348806FOWF>>140348847years according to some posters here
>>140348647those teams have some of the best players you nimwit
>>140348847like all spergs they gravitate to this general because its au/sp/
>>140348872Can you stop being such a tryhard smartarse know it all and telling us what to do you maggot drunkard? shut the fuck up and fuck off dickhead we dont want your advice on anything
we are awakened with the axenight of the living dead at lastthey have begun to shake the dirtwiping their shoulders from the earth
wish the game started at 2pm
>>140348923Non Victorian states can't support 2 clubs.
>>140348365You say that every year.Carlton, Doggies, Geelong and GWS tho
collingwood backline about to be exposed (again) today
thinkn about fremantle not playing finals lol
meet me at mcdonalds in 15 minutes
>>140348966fuck i thought it did3:20pm is fucking ridiculousfuck off with ya yellow ball
>>140348953nah yeah sure go get cancer fucked if i care about you cuntgo let the jews rape your arse
faggot keeps telling us what to do in our lives and he's a mentally ill drunk on dsp
freo lost to west coast
>>140349043tell us more about how much you drink you fucking genius
>>140349046ignore those cunts, they love to project their failed self modelling on others
he is giving literal bang on advice mate fuck off back to pol
>>140348906how about you answer the question
good old bongingwood forever we know how to smoke our bongs
i have a feeling that bombies will win today and durham will get the anzac day medal
>>140349108quarter of vodka and it's only 12 pm matefuck my liver btw
>drinking alcohol
>>140349151same
>>140349131i came to /sp/ for the ashes last year and settled into /afl/ shortly after
Business Idea: Provide goods and or/services to the public in exhange for compensation
*cough*bullshit*cough*
How does stringer feel about anzac day though now that he is a muzzie?
>>140349240its my stringies birthday today :)
>>140349219Why then do you get defensive when called a blowie?
>>140349240he is just happy to be one of the bombers
>>140349240>be a paedophile>convert to islamPOTTERY
fuck any white cunt that would convert to muzzie, imagine what a fucked up cunt you'd have to be
>>140349287go christianity btwfuck the native religion of the white man btw
>game doesn’t start for 3 hours
>Port Adelaide is set to be without Ivan Soldo (468k RUC) for a period of time. The ex-Tiger will have an arthroscope to tidy up his meniscus in his left knee.
>>140349322>iykwim haha
nanza loves ripping really loud farts. she always apologises and acts embarrassed afterwards but i know she’s trying to make them as loud as possible
>>140349339
getting fed up of the passive aggressive posting from certain posters when they see a post that they dont agree with
>>140349514r u ok hun?
>getting fed up of the passive aggressive posting from certain posters when they see a post that they dont agree with
abos are angry about people climbing a rock again
>>getting fed up of the passive aggressive posting from certain posters when they see a post they dont agree with
bunch of fucking comedians
>/afl/ers are angry about iykwimsperg posting in /afl/ again
Business idea: instead of jails prisoners get put into a coma for the duration of their incarceration
female prisoners should be used for free sex for people like me
>>140347666how do you get non violently killed?
My name is Maximus Decimus McDonald's, Commander of the Slurpee's of the North, General of the Fajita Legions, loyal consumer of the true fried chicken, Colonel Sanders. Father to a buttered bun, husband to a deepfried slice. And I will have my order, in this line or the next.
>>140348186try get stationed at pine gap
>>140349861being coerced into taking taking the covid-19 vax mostly
Katherine Langford is a West Coast Eagles fan
fk me abos are so annoying and stupid
>>140349879>>140349891>>140349953samefag
>>140349869I miss Red Rooster
>>140348186Is america even at war with anyone at the moment?
>>140349879I'd love to, for obvious reasons, but I think the closest I can get is japan/korea.>>140350005Navy recently fucked up the houthis, plus the situation in Ukraine, China/Taiwan and Korea(s)
Dad shit himself last night as expected, came downstairs to find him in his recliner covered in vomit and poo in his undies, threw cold water on his face and he woke up screaming and then realized. He’s been in the garage since smashing VB tinnies and pumping hair metal, left his shit filled undies in this kitchen sink
>>140350005no but don't ask why we need to spend so much money on defence goy
>>140344558>>140450002Samefag
i only post in /afl/ does every other general have to put up with this pol shit or just us
>>140350068this did not happen
Williamstown v Werribee starts in 10 mins
>>140350088At least in /nfl/ people don't bitch about it
>>140350088I'm a /tennis/ cazzie, /pol/talk doesn't go down there. never seen a polsperg out there that I can recall.
i don't post in /afl/ does /afl/ have to put up with this commiepoof shit or just us
>>140350069good morning sir!
what’s the smelliest thing in the world?
>>140350088the same guy bounces around the other aussie generals but nobody gives him as much attention as he gets here
>>140350088it's site culture you chud
>>140350253pooey undies iykwim haha>>140350273how many boosters?
be good if the game started earlier
>>140350291same
>>140350291Williamstown v Werribee is starting now
>>140349339So? You can LITERALLY play a video game, watch a movie, go for a run, go for a bike ride, practice a musical instrument, read a book, write a book, goon to porn, goon to your crush's instagram page, do laundry, cook a meal, clean your room bucko, listen to an album, listen to a podcast, play with your pet, wash your pet, wash your car, drive your car, buy some food, go birdwatching, go BIRDwatching iykwim haha, have lunch and a beer at your local RSL, call your mum, call your dad, call a mate and talk about last night's ludicrous display, rennovate your kitchen, build something with wood, build something with metal, change your car's oil, make a cup of tea, make jewelery, learn a poem, write a poem, play wordle, do a crossword, do squiggle ladder predictor, measure yourself with a measuring tape and order new clothes, go gokarting, go paintballing, go bowling, get in a bar brawl, set up a tent in your backyard and hotbox it until you think you're actually camping, actually go camping, throw out old shit you don't need anymore. How could you possibly be bored with so many options of how to kill time?
>why are people so politically incorrect and abrasive on 4chan of all places i'm so upset!!!why are people like this?where do you think you are?
>>140350345this argument is stupid because /sp/ is a comfy board and there is a board dedicated to political chat
>>140350345not so much this but less of giving a fuck about the usas military spending for me
williamstown’s ground is so kino
>go BIRDwatching iykwim haha
>>140350354politics jams itself into sports all the fucking time
You have THE post games kino lined up, don't you /alf/?
>>140350354>>why are people posting redboard posts on 4chan of all places i'm so upset!!!this argument is stupid because there are are more than a dozen boards for porn but don't ask why the jannies take longer to delete porn than they do to delete ontopic posts
>>140350414the last samurai
>>140350414Kino cast, crazy I've never heard of this.
when does the trumpet guy play?
>>140350088yeah most other generals are the same it's just a scale thing
>>140350409picrel>>140350426you haven't? age?
charlie cameron got off because he's and abbochange me mind
>>140350427timmy trumpet not play today
>>140350447he got off because he plays for brisbane
Holy grim >This is what Champion Data calls a tacklehttps://twitter.com/ChookJoseph/status/1783327574678249538Yeah I'm thinking Fantasy is rigged
>>140350414probably watch some aussie war shit i think
>>140350409>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE A THREAD WITH /POL/ITICS IN THE OP EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS ZERO POLITICS IN THE OP
>now suppose we aint got no 4chan pass and we go in there and start shitposting anyway... now whatcha gon' do about that? you gon' stop us? Janny?... you're gonna look awful funny tryna ban us with no FUCKEN TEETH
Hacksaw Ridge was filmed in Australia and has a predominantly Australian cast
it's funny, people leave /pol/ looking for greener pastures because /pol/ is a hellboard full of schizophrenics who see everything through the lens of their chosen conspiracy, and every interaction is aggressive and unproductiveso they think "this place sucks and nobody is listening to me" and they go looking for a place where somebody will entertain their desire to talk at an audiencebut everywhere they land their posts immediately stick out like a sore thumb and they're told to fuck offso they develop a victim complex, whereas in reality they're being gatekept because their behaviour will turn their new place into /pol/it's literally the same thing as importing immigrants from an inferior culture and having that place slowly turn into a third world shithole like where they came from, which is exactly what /pol/fags want to talk about very very funny
>>140350414i do now >>140350465
>>140350469yeah but it's about a pacifist
>>140350457nick daicos likes this
>>140350485
>>140350485/pol/ sucks because it's been a glowie hive since trump got into power not because of any of the reasons you stated
>>140350485A very interesting comparison
>>140350496not a pacifist, someone who refuses to bear arms in most situations he risked his constantly to save his comrades. armies need medics and stretcherbearers too.
>>14035043925
>afl makes an entire round about war >nooooo you can’t just talk about war in /afl/
>>140350485said exactly this many times.
Basedbane lions mighty lionWe'll kick the winning scoreYou'll hear our mighty roarYou'll hear our mighty roar
its like how /afl/ is thriving and popular it makes people from dead generals (/nrl/) think they can come here and turn us into a quasi /au/
looking forward to manor lords on steam tomorrow, going to watch footy and play the game this weekend.
the fuzzy wuzzy angels are not acknowledged publicly and i'm sick of it. it is because their story goes against the british empire = bad and racist narrative. those chaps did right by us and we have completely ignored it for decades
>>140350549this is a conspiracy theory
>>140350549you MUST Protect the image of /nrl/ Infront of the pommy faggots in /cric/
>>140350559so true
absolutely desperate for a coffee
>>140350409very cute justification, will you be posting gay porn during the pride game too?
>>140350518He was a Conscientious Objector on the grounds of having a pacifist faith i believe. Whatever it's all semantics he didn't want to fight. Not hating on the man or whatever just it's the simple truth.
it's funny, people leave plebbit looking for greener pastures because plebbit is a hellsite full of bots who see everything through the lens of their chosen coomspiracy, and every interaction is aggressive and unproductiveso they think "this place sucks and nobody is listening to me" and they go looking for a place where somebody will entertain their desire to talk at an audiencebut everywhere they land their posts immediately stick out like a sore thumb and they're told to go backso they develop a victim complex, whereas in reality they're being gatekept because their behaviour will turn their new place into plebbitit's literally the same thing as importing immigrants from an inferior culture and having that place slowly turn into a third world shithole like where they came from, which is exactly what plebbitors don't want to talk about critically and just want only white nations, but somehow never any single non-white nation, to take in immigrants en masse without questionvery very funny
another item of shame in our history is our willful ignoring of the plight of Papuans for the sake of appeasing Indonesian cunts even to the extent of ignoring Australian journalists being murdered by Indo maggots
>>140350608not a good post, this
>>140350612calm down albo you do remember we sent troops into east timor
>>140350612maybe they should've just developed roads, boats or the wheel instead of begging the white man for aid then
>>140350606Seventh Day Adventism is pacifist strictly speaking. It is anti-war in almost all circumstances. If only more Whites had taken this view we would never have destroyed Christendom in two world wars.
>>140350620>>140350630i would much rather we stood up for and helped the Papuans develop their lands (and get some deserved benefit) than kowtow to moslem Asian mutts who hate us
>>140350466>grand final power stance>cats mad monday making fun of the ben keays behind>draper lying on the groundare the crows the jesters of the afl? their new kit does look a bit jester-like
Imagine if /po/ invaded us haha
>>140350639*meant isn't pacifist strictly speaking
>>140350663just kill them both innit lad
if your club keeps putting itself in positions where the umpires cost you the game you arent very good im afraid to say
why did australia get involved in the first world war? because the brits did? why did the brits get involved?
>>140350669papercraft and origami?
>>140350702did you know you are currently connected to the internet and you can investigate this question yourself?this isn't fucking Ask Jeeves
>>140350669haha ikwym haha iykwim hahaiydkwim haha i mean go origami btw haha iykwim haha
>>140350702Everyone was angry, it's good to let off some steam every now and then.
>>140350702please notice us bsa
/pol/ is based. basically the only place you can actually be fucking honest online these days. your arguments are taken on its merit because there's no personalities or posting history. >b-but people post things i don't like or agree with!!!aww what a shame, that must be hard for you.
to all the soldiers who've died in my total war campaigns, lest we forget
mummy my undie pooey !!
>>140350691this but the israelis and the palestinains
Missus just told me she thinks it's important to honour our veterans who fought for our freedom.About to have a big talk with her about what freedom did we protect killing women and children in the middle east or fighting Turks for Britain.
>>140350719awesome go back!
qseriously, im gettin g despare t cofr that coffee
Is "lest" even a word?
there should be a dawn afl game today
>>140350702>why did the brits get involved?Because Germany invaded Belgium. Britain had agreements that it would always defend Belgium should its neutrality be violated.
change the fucking date
people came back from the war fucked up cause they did horrible shit to innocent people not because they saw horrible shit happen to their mates
lest we forget the anzacs who gave their lives in the new guinea campaignlet’s we forget everyone else
Any hot babes at dawn service?
>>140350725israelis are all you have to worry about tbqhwyjust don't import palestinians and they won't steal your uranium unlike israelis
>>140350702they wanted to block German aristocrats from accumulating lands in Europe and growing a colonial power base. ultimately the various European aristocraric houses are very closely related and they sacrificed untold millions of White lives for interfamilial squabbles over inheritances. they also had subversive, communist Jews stoking the flames and funding the wars as a means of weakening Christendom
>>140350738lest we girt
Australian Rules Football
>>14035076550 METRES!
wait do tax payers have to go back to work tomorrow? bit sad lol.
>>140350765Today there are far more important things, have some respect
>>140350765*boots it up the middle*
*lispy poof voice* War review
>>140350719/pol/, /v/, and /b/ have too many underage posters for me to visit frequently>>140350735Have a glass of water mate. Pace yourself, the footys not even on yet>>140350756>Jap makes you dig your own grave and stabs you and your mates with a bayonetHow was this their fault exactly?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs1ytMW-RuA
shant be listening to an american on anything war relatedmassive propaganda slurpers
>>140350702britain had a mainland alliance, france iirc, there is no evidence they wanted to join it, but were compelled to because of their allianceaustralia had bullshit retard excuse reasons, "we want to prove ourselves as a new nation under britain" or some shit was the main one, but they straightup wanted to go to war. many also felt it was right to go to war since they felt basically british, and thought if they were at war we should be too, but the prevailing excuse was the once listed above. the fact is australia as a nation was eager to join the war and those who were against such were insulted and shamed
war... war never changes
>>140350805unlike >us, right?
2017 Anzac replay on 504 you disgraceful shitheels
>>140350824so true
>they straightup wanted to go to war>don't invent some contrive reason to invade Indonesia
>>140350845>we want war!>but do it "over there" because it's scaryaustralia always has been a nation of hypocrites and cowards
the scandemic was our ww1
>>140350765it’s war round chud deal with itthey put on these games because they want us to discuss these issues
>>140350805Okay, listen to an Australian woman then>I found I was on the beach. Bodies of men and women were lying around me. The Japanese bayoneted the men's bodies, but left the women's alone.>That is the only reason I am alive today. I lay still, partly because something told me I would be killed if I moved and partly because I did not care, anyway.https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-04-24/wwii-nurse-lieutenant-colonel-vivian-bullwinkel/101005050
but why did we go to turkey lol, did they get lost?
140350871FOWF
>>140350889to kill some turks
>>140350889soft white underbelly of Europe and control of the Med innit lad
Ross Coulthard is doing an ama on r/ufos
going to war is like believing the vax mandate people thought they were doing something important lol
We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives.
>>140350889Australia didn't know how war worked or what to, so they let britain take control and they sent australia on the cannon fodder suicide trip in turkey to spread out and weaken to a degree the ottoman forces
>>140350901>>140350904samefag
>Many a mother in Australiawhen the busy day is done>Sends a prayer to the Almightyfor the keeping of her son>Asking that an angel guide himand bring him safely back>Now we see those prayers are answered >on the Owen Stanley Track >For they haven't any halosonly holes slashed in their ears>And their faces worked by tattooswith scratch pins in their hair>Bringing back the badly woundedjust as steady as a horse>Using leaves to keep the rain offand as gentle as a nurse >Slow and careful in the bad placeson the awful mountain track>The look upon their faceswould make you think Christ was black>Not a move to hurt the woundedas they treat him like a saint>It's a picture worth recordingthat an artist's yet to paint >Many a lad will see his motherand husbands see their wives>Just because the fuzzy wuzzycarried them to save their lives>From mortar bombs and machine gun fire>or chance surprise attacks>To the safety and the care of doctors>at the bottom of the track >May the mothers of Australiawhen they offer up a prayer>Mention those impromptu angelswith their fuzzy wuzzy hair.
reminder that the anti /pol/ poster got exposed as the newest of newfrens a few weeks ago
>>140350889Because they joined an alliance with Germany and Austria-Hungary and Winston Churchill thought they'd be easy beats plus beating the Ottomans would mean Britain could grab land in the middle east for itself.
>>140350889same reason we went to iraq, zionists wanted to destabilize the region
>>140350889humiliation ritual
the nu-/afl/ power struggle is patheticus up at the top are laughing at you
you WILL honour and respect the anzacsyou WILL buy the anzac jumpersyou will NOT question anything
>>140350787JB voice: Long baaalll It's going up the miiiDDDLEEEE HE'S TAKEN IT
>>140350970I'll agree to stop once you all stop talking about American politics here
Now when I was a young man, I carried me packAnd I lived the free life of the roverFrom the Murray's green basin to the dusty outbackWell, I waltzed my Matilda all overThen in 1915, my country said "sonIt's time you stopped rambling, there's work to be done"So they gave me a tin hat, and they gave me a gunAnd they marched me away to the war
I'll say it again: I respect the troops, but they would be disgusted and ashamed of what their country has become. Did they die in vain? It's an interesting discussion
>>140350834BASED ME
>>140351001Yes they did. But this is EXACTLY what they fought for.
And how well I remember that terrible dayHow our blood stained the sand and the waterAnd of how in that hell that they called Suvla BayWe were butchered like lambs at the slaughterJohnny Turk, he was waiting, he'd primed himself wellHe showered us with bullets and he rained us with shellAnd in five minutes flat, he'd blown us all to hellNearly blew us right back to AustraliaBut the band played Waltzing MatildaWhen we stopped to bury our slainWe buried ours, and the Turks buried theirsThen we started all over again
>>140351001was thinking this today at the march standing outside st.george's cathedral and seeing the fucking faggot flag flying at half mast across the road and the thin turnout in Perth CBD
west australia lol
I'll say it again, all vets in my family regret joining and are utterly disgusted with the lies fed to them by leadership of this country. Ten blokes four wars not one is proud.
>>140351026the anzacs died for this
>>140351028I dont have a single veteran in my family besides my great grandfather who was in the navy in ww2 and did fuck all. >trouble overseas? Not my problem
>No known injured soldier that was still alive was ever abandoned by the Fuzzy Wuzzy Angels, even during heavy combat.
the wahs are up in 5 min lads
I'll accept dealing with the globohomo virus if it means I don't have to starve in a communist gulag
>>140351049Bit racist mate
you cunts are shitbye
You cunts are legendsHello
>>140351059You're going to die for Israel either way mate.
war is a satanic mass ritual sacrificegot to feel for the troops from ww1+2 because they were so low information they generally fully believed in what they were doingno such excuse these days
>>140351083so truechange the date
if we had 2:10pm bounce it would almost be underway
>>140351026That's her name, dickhead
>>140351083So what, don't fight back against the nazis? Let Japan bomb us?
>>140351059There precisely 0.00% chance you will ever starve in a communist gulag. Not only are there no actual communists in the USA, at least any with any actual power, the only sort of threat from communism I guess would be China? And even China isn't really communist anymore. They run their economy closer to nazi Germany than anything. The communism is just a name. So not sure what you have a problem with?
can only DREAM today's match is as good as 2017
rename anzac day to aboriginal day
>>140351096funny, thats his name as well.
>>140351097the nazis never attacked australiajapan only bombed us because we attacked them
>>140351097>fight back against the nazisThey didn't do anything to us mate. Could have left them alone. Hitler wants Danzig? NOT MY PROBLEM.
chuds screeching about today as a bad as lefties screeching about aus day
>>140351098My point is the west has it's problems but we at least still (mostly) have our freedoms which can't be said about other parts of the world. China and N. Korea don't have trannies but it looks like a living hell over there. Same with the muslim world.
silence is violence
>>140351098good morning sirs!
>>140351118>japan only bombed us because we attacked themhuh?
I genuinely hope this hack does his acl today
saw that podcast clip that was """GOING VIRAL""" about asking men if they'd feel safe in the streets knowing that men are violent predators wanting to attack them. fucking stupid, i think that every time i leave the house, that some bloke (or blokes) could jump me. women aren't special in this regard, we all fear that fear. everybody, even males, has the fear in the back of their minds of getting mugged
>>140351059the globo homo plan is for you to die in a gulag>>140351083it's also the elites believe in immutable universal laws so they get others to willingly kill for them doing so they believe they will not garner and karmic retribution
>>140351026>Thursday, April 25, 2024>Danielle Laidley front pageIconic.
>>140351134I'd rather live in China than the USA and I'm am 100% serious. >we at least still (mostly) have our freedomsJust don't protest Israel
>>140351118>Bro it's our fault they raped our women and shit! >>140350886
how can they re write historydanielle never won a premiership, dean did
this is a football forum you seem a little invested in what the japs did 80 years ago mate
>>140351158>garner and karmicgarner any karmic*
the japs were such fucking animals
Anyone want to have a little pre-match kiss? Haha just joking lol iykwim haha nah just kidding unless? Lol haha
Good morning fuck heads
>>140351168I don't know why you would. You can't say what you want and building/health codes are nonexistent. You could be beaten down like a dog in the street and the bugmen would walk on by. Maybe even step on you.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg>>140351187Tell them to start tha farken game then!
could you guys stop posting for a bitme and the only other anon in here (you know who you are) want to post without your mindless boring posts interrupting us
>>140351198Those stories are wild, crazy how they recovered though.
>>140351026Crazy how a woman played in the afl
>>140351097ww2 is a direct result of ww1 which was set up by one family as a ritual sacrifice
Someone come kiss my dick
More Australians died in Japanese POW camps than in combat
>>140351285Olden day people used to know how to dab on the losers frfr
i piss on afl
>>140351026Horrifying
Japan, Australia, Singapore, NZ, PNG, Fiji, Vanuatu, etc. should form a confederation of cooperation. We should refuse nearly all immigration that is not betwee those nations and trade with eachother on favourable terms. Develop nuclear power for all partners, powered of course by Australian uranium, including missile capabilities. yanks, jews, chinks, poos and un are NOT invited
>>140351359>etcah right.
>>140351359just like my video games!
i bags making the next thread
>>140351393based bagger
>>140351342>"In May 2020, Laidley was arrested and charged with one count of stalking. She did not apply for bail. Laidley was allegedly found with 0.43 grams of methamphetamine in her bra at the time of her arrest. In November, she was placed into a diversion program and given an "adjourned undertaking with no conviction recorded" on the stalking charge. A Victoria Police officer distributed photos of Laidley in women's clothing, taken while she was in custody.">"In 2021 Laidley became involved with the North Melbourne Football Club again, tossing the coin at the 2022 AFLW Pride Round game against the GWS Giants"
they say lest we forget but what exactly am i supposed to remember?
we should ship all the abos off to PNG and let the papuans take their place
still an hour until the footy reee
>>140351461unironically a really good idea
>thread is filled with aus/pol/ cancer AGAINThere really should be a GR15 for /pol/shit as these cunts are easily more obnoxious than horsefuckers
>>140351154yeah kekwhile less likely to be sexually assaulted men are wayyyy more likely to be randomly bashed/assaulted, either by gangs or just random retarded drunk people
>>140351293thist. writing a thesis on this
abos literally weren't a problem in this kind of society and life was infinitely better for nearly all of them >>140351308
finna gape giant ass
>seething because alf is discussing anzac day>on anzac day>when literally all of the afl pageantry is about anzac daycommiepoof is a big fat mistake
"The Weeping Song" by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
>>140351549you're a fuckwit
>>140351561sick rejoinder bro
>>140351549Not commie but you're a dumb cunt>we should ship all the abos off to PNG and let the papuans take their place>imaging how disillusioned papuans and abbos became when whites started cucking out and apologising for everything>saw that podcast clip that was """GOING VIRAL""" about asking men if they'd feel safe in the streets knowing that men are violent predators wanting to attack them. fucking stupid, i think that every time i leave the house, that some bloke (or blokes) could jump me. women aren't special in this regard, we all fear that fear. everybody, even males, has the fear in the back of their minds of getting muggedTotally anzac day related discussion you fucking idiot
ANZAC bikkies are overrated
friendly reminder that i tipped essendon today
>>140351575the mixture is better raw than the cooked bikkies
babylon is a great movie
the NRL is on already
>>140351574>2/3 of your own examples are about the shared history of the pacific island nations, especially WARS THEY FOUGHT TOGETHER WHICH ARE SPECIFICALLY COMMEMORATED ON THIS VERY DAY AND BY THIS VERY ROUND OF FOOTBALL the dumb cunt is you
what's nrl
>>140351605this but training day
maybe the dumb cunts is the frens we made along the way
>>140351520it would be like having an amazing masculine dad you love and respect, who is capable of feats you can barely comprehend, and then on day he comes home looking like >>140351342 and won't shut up about how sorry he is and how smart and beautiful you are for shitting yourself and having a huge spergout every 5 minutes
Im a 5'2 50kg girl in a 6'5 110 kilo blokes body
>>140351625also a good moviefine taste
>>140351622national retards league
>>140351630FUCK OFF RANJESH YOU ARE FUCKING UP THE COMMONWEALTH AND THE COCONUTS AND FUZZIES ARE THE ONLY BROWN PEOPLE OF VALUE FROM THE FORMER EMPIRE
>>140351575agreedi'll have maybe a few a year and they're okay but that's it
>>140351622the national sport of Papua New Guinea
>>140351647sounds shit dont think ill bother finding out more
NRL is a sport for tough blokes
>>140351666dunno why youd watch that when you can watch the national sport of australia, that is afl lolenjoy it tho! let me know how it goes i'm always interested to hear about other sports i never knew existed
It's in the paper today that all the Adelaide Crow players were molested on that controversial training camp. The one's that didn't like it moved clubs and the others that did stayed on.
is pic related a fuzzy wuzzy?
PNG is rightful Australian clay
>>140351700actually that's cricket and it isn't on right now
>>140349869kekking
There is no way on earth that the beloved and respected nickname "fuzzy-wuzzy angels" would be ALLOWED to be made in todays age.
>>140349869healthiest alf poster
After I'm dead I'll be declared a God
fiending some kfc
>>140351706very non-intimidating face to be honest
>>140351761big part of why they are ignored on this day without fail. the whole story is just too fatal to globohomo fables and almost impossible to spin
Imagine this generation fighting for Australia
>>140351706looks like the kind of bloke to stare at you for 20 minutes straight at night time
>>140351817Fuck you disingenuous /pol/faggot, these guys are the not the average bloke are they? How often do you see blokes like this? Yes you see these guys on the internet when you wank to them but have you ever seen one in real life? No, because most blokes are just average joes like you and I. These guys are different, and good on them.
watch the bans roll in right before the game starts.
if youse cunts ever go to PNG be very fucking careful that place is bonkers and you can abducted at almost any time in Port Moresby
>>140351858Sounds like you find them cute.
i heard that papa new guinea pigs like to eat each other
>LE ZOOMERS ARE LE GAY BECAUSE UMM........L-LOOK AT THESE GAY FEMININE ZOOMERS!!! THIS IS HOW ALL ZOOMERS LOOK!!!!! ZOOMERS BAD AND LE GAY!!!!
>>140351881cannibalism is huge there
>good on themThey're pedophiles, so they can get fucked
>>140351875Maybe you do
i was at the pub yesterday and every single zoomer male looked like an absolute mincing faggotall skinny wrist noodle necked vegan looking poofs
can’t stop listening to the fox footy theme song
I'M AGAINST CANNIBALISM
holy shit collingwood are so fucking gay
>>140351906You cant call them pedophiles for no reason you fucking dickhead, how would you like it if I called you a pedophile without reason?
>>140351919sounds like you should find a better pub
>>140351727this but unironicallyit was retarded that we gave them independence
but seriously who the fuck is Lest?
>>140351937there is a high statistical possibility they are paedos
>>140351952your mum in bed last night champ iykwim haha>>140351958cool it with the antisemitic remarks
essendon are we being conned?
A lot of blokes look "gay", most of them aren't though
>>140351958Fuck off
I like the Anzac jumpers this year because they just look like the regular jumpers from a distance
my cousin's going into highschool next year and his best friend is a nice young girl who liked playing sport and got convinced by her teachers that she's a bloke. how to I ensure the little guy gets the tomboy childhood friend and stop this tranny nonsense?
>>140351993bombers2024.gif
>>140352003How about mind your own business?
>>140352003Get him to offer her a blowjob. Make sure she orgasms multiple times and then comment on how lucky girls are that they can have multiple orgasms in a row.
collingwood legend nathan JUSTley
dosn
>>140351934Are they mate? Says the fuckhead sitting on his fat arse? Haha you worthless cunt, fuck off mate before I get worked up and you set me off, you miserable poof!
this is really just a curtain raiser for gws v brisbane
The Collingwood gay jokes aren't funny
>>140352048
>>140352003tell her the truth about how easy women have it and how hard life is for men
great thread gents
>>140352051this
Retards like >>140351919 are the reason I don't go to pubs. Why would I want to mingle with such judgeful, stupid people?
Fuck collingwood, hope those maggots get flogged
15 more mins till the footy
>>140352048happy st george's day mate
>>140352066lol, male privilege still rules the world.
>>140352059unlike when collingpoof get HEEMED by essendon today which will be hilarious
>>140352050g'day mate
hate both teams so fucking much. hope they both lose
>>140352003>convinced by her teachers
>>140352085so true qween
POO POO PEEMAKE A NEW THREAD FOR ME
>>140352063Up the fucken bahs
>>140352095>go blues btw
>>140352107i already bagsed it
why are they walking like that
>>140352073leave him be, he's still got a high school brain, a big oof in his age
>TELEPHONE PARTY... FALL
>>140352113was just wondering the same
All a bit too much pomp and ceremony for me.Fly overs, marching bands, performances. Not in the anzac spirit.
how often does the average australian think about the anzacs outside of anzac day?i think we do forget 2bh
What do they do when it's raining?
UNCLE COLIN UNNA
i got the next thread fellas just waiting for the 300 second cool down
>>140352126the average australian doesn't think at all tbf
aboriginal and non aboriginals, welcome
HEAVE
the land of our unna ancestors
>>140352003This shit is so fucked. These fucking groomers need to be roped.
>>140352138they go off the field, the quarter lengths and the scores are adjusted via the duckworth lewis method
why should our thoughts be with people currently deployed?they signed up for this shitget fucked
Colin's really phoning it in
Our thoughts are with those currently dying for israel
jake stringer is screaming alu akbar during the post
>>140342700>>140342700>>140342700
>>140352190>>140352201FUCKINGB A S E DASED
>>140352190they protect our freedom retard
shant
placing bets during this shit
hope they take those extra goalposts off the ground
watching tiktok vids right now
this is how i commemorate our service men (not women)
new>>140352252>>140352252>>140352252
Quaynor 15+Parish 25+Durham 20+Wright anytime goalBobby Hill anytime goal
>>140352262took ya time cunt(I accidentally made another thread lol)
>>140352289oh no the jannies will be right on this innocent mistake
