Kids named Thierry Henry in Brazil are now becoming of age and entering the job marketOne "Thierry Henry Santos da Silva" has joined as a trainee at the company I work for
>Santos da Silvawhy
>>140330967if i were brazilian i'd name the kid raul shevchenko
>>140330967>Thierry Henryhow do you even say that in br
>>140331020tchee-hee en-hee
>>140331032>rioN
>>140330967
tfw in about 15 years we'll get to see adult brazilians named like Kevin Debruine da Silva and José Mbappe Pereira
For me it's Bacteria.
>>140331004Silva translates to a wild blackberry. Portuguese jews changed their names to plant names to avoid Catholic persecution and many eventually left to brazil.
>>140330967Brazil is like if you took that one ADHD kid from a trashy family in your school, multiplied them by 200 million and gave them their own country
>>140332061
brazilian guy working in Emirates here is named Thomas Jefferson
Tíerri Anrí
>>140332388There was a dude back in my high school class that was actually called Lenin dos Santos (yes his father was a commie)
>>140332061>the sub that killed the beatles rights
Should pronounce it Terry Henry (Hen-Ree)
>>140332421>Lenin dos Santos (yes his father was a commie)Based>>140332388I studied with one named mahatma gandhi
>>140330967you can't possibly do worse than peruvians. they litteraly had to pass a law to prevent people from giving their kids names like hitler and lenin.
>>140332539Marratyma Gandy
>>140330967Absolutely based
>>140332915Please
Hey at least now they'll stop with that retarded habit of naming their children with foreign surnames, or monkey-adaptations of foreign names that they don't even trouble themselves spelling correctly. Or worse, fusing both parent's name into an atrocity of a name.
>>140333109Based
>>140333115
>>140333115>at least now they'll stop
>>140333115>t. Naaleeyeb Durqun
>>140331008I'd sell my kid's naming rights to the highest bidders.
Do brazilirats just consoom western media all day?
>>140333234Yes Grêmio but unlike you we can't speak English so we only consume translated slop, insulating us a bit
>>140330967For me, it's Osama Vinladen
does your company need any automation testers OPI got fired today
>>140330967I had a trainee named Ronaldo Fenômeno.
how come none of these funny names made it big in football? it would be interesting to see Tupac Shakurinho starting in a top euro league
>>140333209I'd like to hope so, but who am I kidding...
>>140333190Not gonna happen bucetildes.
>>140333835Most of the names people post here are nicknames. When they start to show some real talent their agents say to drop the nickname and use the real name. Palmeiras new wonderkid was called Messinho in younger leagues now that he plays for the professional he uses his real nam3
>>140332431kek
At least Brazilians can get away with calling their kids retarded shit, I can't wait for Ronaldo Smith or Thierry-Henry Johnson to come through our youth system
>>140335660>their agents say to drop the nickname and use the real nameThis is the real reason we don't win anything anymore
>>140332539>mahatma gandhiOver for him, considering how much that fraud exposed in last 10 years.
>>140330967Did they name them like that because of the goal in the 2006 World Cup?
>>140331032Kek wtf>>140333109Can't believe you can become directeur général de police With That name, in colored TV era. No seriously that's crazy
>>140338177It was in the 90s I guess most people didn't care back then
I work with a guy named Genzis Khan
>>140330967When is Messi Black coming of age?
>>140334410>bucetildesYou have either lived here or with brazilians for a long time. Which was it?
For me it's Eduardo Gonçalves de Andrade
>>140339175He's 36
>>140339460Rolling for autisminho or pâncreas
>>140339460Lmao
>>140339460rollanAlso, anyone got the pic of the br class roster and one kid is named Credence Clearwater Revival?
>>140339389Se acabo...
>>140339460roll
>>140339460aber aber
>>140339699yea, im gonna make it
>>140339460ROLA
>>140339460.
>>140330967You forgot the GOAT, OP.
>>140332316that's true but that only accounts for a tiny fraction of Silvassilva is the blackberry thorny bush, and back then people that settled in a new town were often baptized Silva by their new town (those bushes grew everywhere in the wild outside villages)
>>140339460Bacteria here we go
>>140331020Tchee-ye uhm-reee
>>140339460test
>>140333626>el fichaje bomba
>>140336287Very likelyThis particular guy was born in 2006 shortly after the world cup
>>140339460rolli
>>140339208He is a portuga, he seethes at brazil 24/7.i asked him to call it, he chose seethe as always
you brasilians think you have it bad? you should see the state of names by zoomers here, I know a kid who was named after a fucking detergent
>>140339318>picI knew a guy called misto quente
the one i've seen is weverton.literally what the fuck is a weverton.
>>140339460I like to be gatorinho pls
>>140339460Bervous
>>140344947Oof
>>140330967Soul unironically
>>140339460ROLLIN
>>140334410>bucetildesturn off your VPN, Cleydisnanderson
>>140330967The only brazilian I got to know was on my first year of highschoolhis name was Joao, was a flamenguista and ended up repeating the year before leaving the school, thus, never saw him ever again
>>140339460
many brazilians have stupid superstitions when naming their children or even when they are in adult age and wanted to change their name, they go to a registry office to change their name legally because some fortune teller or macumba witch asked them to do this... they think that if you name your children after some famous person, the children will somehow inherit the famous person's attributes... or because of numerology, it's about something about the letters of your name have some numerical value that when summed will result in some "magical number"... that's the reason some parents named their kids "sylvio" or "rodrygo" instead of silvo or rodrigo
>>140351772bless their retarded souls
>>140351772I remember in primary school, at least half of the my classmates have such kind of names like Taison, Maicon and others portuguese spelling variations of Tyson and Michael and Carlo Marx, Diego Armando, etc...
>>140351772Nowadays there are many Brazilians born in the 2000s called Riquelme.https://opopular.com.br/esporte/inspirac-o-no-argentino-leva-legi-o-de-riquelmes-ao-futebol-goiano-1.3072240https://www.uol.com.br/esporte/futebol/ultimas-noticias/2022/04/03/brasil-tem-explosao-de-jogadores-com-nomes-inspirados-em-riquelme.htm
>>140351772im awaiting the emergence of brapzilians named donaldo
>>140332316Heh, I thought it had some relation with Silver
>>140332061Making me think of the quality Egyptian/Brazilian banter posts a few weeks back
>>140349469My guess is that they saw >W<ellington and decided to add W to Everton
>>140351772When white women do this with Karyn or somesuch I cringe, but I can only smile when Brazil does it.
>>140353361QRD?
>>140353391Someone might've saved it but Brazil coined something along the lines of Jao Silvia de Ramses (it was much better than that) and Egypt leaned into it.
>>140351772I had an ex boss who followed the advice of a numerologist medium who made him change his name from Osvaldo to Oswaldo. His business went bankrupt four months later.
>>140353419No refunds
>>140339460alri
>>140339460Get
>>140353391>>140353408
>>140332042The first baby born in Chile on 2022 is named Griezmann Mbappe.
>>140351772Based misinformation spreader
>>140339460Roll out
>>140353419>brazilian numerologist mediumforgot a minus sign didn't he
>>140357543>TrismegistusBased
Been frothing over Brazilian bundas on insta lads, how hard is it for a 6ft white dude to pick up over there? Even the hottest babes seem to pose in front of derelict looking shit heaps
>>140366248Are you not completely broke? If not you should be able to make an offspring in a couple of nights.
>>140366248>6ft white dudeYoure not 6feet tho
>>140339460Rollanga
>>140339460Rororollin
