There is no sport more intimate or erotic than tennis. It is one of the few major sports where two players agree to partake, for hours, in a duel of body, mind, and soul. Naturally, to engage with anyone that intensely, an inescapable relationship is forged- one that intensifies with every stroke, every bead of sweat, every grunt. It may not be as fleshy as boxing, but arguably the lack of contact is what makes tennis more arousing- is not the anticipation of intimacy more thrilling than the act itself?>drawhttps://mutuamadridopen.com/en/main-draw/>scoreswww.flashscore.com/tennis>streamsfreestreams-live.mytennis.sportshub.streamvipleague.im/tennis-schedule-streaming-linksprevious:>>140262503
Soon
>>140325994
garbage OPis it too hard to keep it tennis related? fucking americans inserting trannies everywhere
>>140326215I see tennis
If that Indianon could read he'd know it was tennis related.
>>140325737
>tennis tournaments be like
Corrr would like to put my schmiedl in her ova(ries)
>>140326654phwooaar based ausbro
>>140326597Dua Lipa slaps
>>140325737Pairs ice dance figure skating is pretty intimate and erotic.
>>140327169jt tier
Dogshit edition, fuck off with that repulsive cunt already, nobody cares.
all i think of when hearing blanch is the golden girl
Why did they get rid of the ball girl booby cam?
>WTA uploaded like a million reaction gifs on giphy
>>140325737why she look white now
>>140329467>no Lena gifs
>>140325737> no sport more intimate or erotic than tennisMMA
>>140325994Nadal is going to look like his tennis instructor out there. It's too bad because he's so beyond zoomer he won't be as nervous as he should be.
It would have been easier to teach a tennis player to act than to teach an actor how to play tennis
The UFC Featherweight king and Alcaraz, I loved how he beat the shit out of Volk
>>140330505Thought Carl was a manlet
>>140329467
>>140329467Exceptional
>>140330429why didnt they take emma? she had enough time to film a movie last year
>>140328957amazing breathing technique
>>140330851It’s impossible not to fall in love with Ms. Raducanu, no?
tenis starts soon
>>140331135i-it's reversed, right..?
>>140331135cool, i love tennis
>>140331365delete this
>>140325737zendayas my wife but if we have children they will be practically white, but i want cute mutt daughters who will be champions like they're future mutt role model naomi
>>140331389I do as commanded.
>>140331413good boy
kek good one badosa lmao
cool it umbrella boy
Borges Munar is fun rn
>>140331390Just have a mixed race bvll impregnate her instead, problem solved.
OH NO
>>140331205They stopped showing butts in Stuttgart. Kostyuk had several moments where her ass cheeks could have been seen if the cameraman wasn't gay.
>>140327105Slaps my cock with her tongue fuck off
>>140331603it's not the c'mans fault
just one umbrella kid isn't enough to cool paula down
I hope Iga wins, It's been, like, over a month since she won something.
yulia is starting to yulia alert
what's happening to paula and yulia? both 0-3 in the second set after winning the first
>>140331817
>>140331677Iga is a disgusting pollack whore
I'd have gigajaw babies with that umpire.
Munar's defense is G_d tier
>>140331758>yulianvm, she's about to win it. but paula is in trouble
spanish dictionary is a piece of paper that says "vamos" on it
>>140331965Based
Poopyrin
Who is this smouldering pretty boy?
yeahnah i thinki think it's over for badosa
>>140332066he just licked his finger
why does she get mad when she wins
Munar was p much perfectShould be a tasty one v Struff
Paula :(She should really end her season and treat her injuries
Based Tsi
>>140325737Zendaya owes me sex
>>140332297didn't her doctor tell her she needs to stop playing
i'm so used to hearing them seethe in russian, hearing paula doing it in spanish makes me anxious
vekic not in blue vs siegemund in erotic socks
>>140325737Why is that webm the op. Fuck you pal make it Ruud or something
>>140332339>erotic socksnot bad
It's 2020+4 and the graphic modelling is still at this level?
>>140332424Need a supercomputer to handle the jiggle physics of Nadal's skin.
Pookic
bad news from Offenbachno more juniors updates this month* :(*unless Vendula or Xu win in doubles
Fuck me he looks like he drives van with "Free Candy" written on it.
Players who have been given too many wildcards and should not receive more (fuck IMG):>Juncheng Shang>Darwin Blanch>Martin Landaluce>Abdullah Shelbayh>Emma RaducanuPlayers who should receive more wildcards:>Joao Fonseca>Dino Prizmic>Dominic Stricker>Shintaro Mochizuki>Philip Sekulic
>>140332458fuck's sake Hannah :(
>>140332637good post
>>140332458How is Stusek doing?
is landaluz even training?
EMMA MATCH THREAD>>140332773>>140332773>>140332773>>140332773>>140332773
>>140332637i agree with all the shitters who shouldn't get that many wildcards anymore but fonseca is currently being hyped as the next prodigy. he will get plenty of wildcards soon.
>>140329467Women's tennis is just a glorified OnlyFans now.
>>140332730won her R1 match, R2 is yet to be played today
corr i need a squeegee when kader is around
>>140332795Piss off
>>140333116Retard moment.
>>140332911And that's a good thing!
>>140332424https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMyE33CM8DUhow can every tennis sim other than top spin manages to fuck up the court movement animations so bad?
>>140332424Nadal looks like Berdych
>>140332944Very nice, thanks!
corr anyone see bogdan yesterday? could see outlines of her fullbodied tits and fluids dripping from her nipples phwoooar. proper sexo fertility vibes from that wench. weird how all romanian tennis players have high intensity sexo vibes. they all look like they have high sex drive >>140329467cute. just needs to get good at tennis
>>140333291Jesus Christ, give it a rest lad. Gimmick posting is gay even when it's funny, which you aren't.
>>140333328he's right tho i just looked at the match she does seem to be dripping nipple milk
>broken to love straight awayEmma pls
Come on Shev
>>140332254That's a lot of pee bottles
>>140325737shes not particularly attractive close up tbqh
i tried to warn them
>>140333940Heh
>2 winners>19 unforced>33% pts won on serve
Carlos gets Shevchenko as his first opponent
>>140325737why did I think this is zendaya
Monfinished
>secured Porsche deal extension with good sponsored tournament performance>secured British sponsor goodwill after Fed Cup domination>back to holidays in April
>>140334503luv are Emma
>>140334503based, let the clayrats wallow in their own filth
>>140334503Emma owes me unprotected sex
>LEL WHO SAID BRITS CAN'T PLAY ON CLAY?!?!?!>only Brit girl left after round 1 is Katie Boulter who got a bye because she's seededdo us and yourself a favour Emma and just stfu in future.
this remains the grimmest stadium I've ever seen, it looks like a stack of shipping containers or a supermax prison yard
>>140334622it's the most soulless masters, which isn't a surprise considering its age
Raducanu simps please fuck off now ffs
How does it make any sense for Bald to say if it were Paris and he was feeling this way, he wouldn't play, when Paris is more important than Madrid?Fucking bald mong making excuses before losing to some unknown zoomer.
>>140334881>how does it make any sense for a Spanish man to want to play in a Spanish tournamentI dunno man good question
>>140334622It looks shit but it's better in person, really. The acoustics are great and you're close to the players. The only shit thing is the food and drink prices are so fucking expensive even compared to other events I've visited>>140334709It was built in 2009 bro, they moved the tournament there since then
>>140334902No one cares for Madrid. He's just a bald fraud
I'd forgotten what it was like after 4 months
>>140334936>It was built in 2009 broyes, that's what i meant
No way RG will give our Emz a WC... concerning
>>140334881he's just straight up lying, of course RG is more important to him
>>140334881>>140335189You're both incredibly retarded, honestly it's like you see what he says and do your best to interpret it in the way where he's wrong.
>>140335203ironic
>>140335162I understand now, ESL moment for me lol
>Karatsev wasted 11 set points lol
Karatsover
>11 set points to 1Amazing. You don't really see that on the ATP Tour
>Cock and ass kiss
>>140333328phwoaar proper seethie weether you are
kek state of emma. lost cause>>140333803she need new husband>>140335364cock and knackers
Time for the Drapist to get a taste of Kokk-in-ass
Fabian bros we're not losing this in the 3rd.
Hassan is shown as German in the official broadcast, but Lebanese on Flashscore. Curious!
Chokers the both of them
Marzipan marches on
ALLEZ FABIAN! Surely you won't lose to a clay rat like Cerundolo...
kokkisuckis
The Drapist marches on
Chokeinakis
Mirra time
>78/156>78/156
>>140336481finally
This Emma at her best
>>140336556Why didn't they just cast her instead of Zendaya
All Australian players are either Greek, Russian, Dutch or a combination of those. Some would call this cheating desu. Oh yeah D Minor is Spanish
>>140325737>>I don't think I have a tennis career anytime soonWell, you wouldn't think you'd have an acting career either, yet, here we are...
Mirra returns to where the breakthrough began :) I worry a bit about her playing this fucking heifer if I'm honest.
>>140334155>why did I think this is zendaya
>>140336679She's about to get nominated for an Oscar, chud
>>140336701>an Oscarlmfao, grow up. Winning an Oscar hasn't meant anything since your grandparents were teenagers.
>>140336722Cope harder
>>140336733
>mirra is wearing emma's outfit
>>140336774You think she washed it first?
>>140336864sure hope she did, it's too early for her to have herps
>>140336893how about some tennis Novak?
This is boring when does Igor play
Townsend is pretty fast for a fatty
>>140336978Last match on center court tomorrow
WTA is a danger to societyhttps://www.internazionalibnlditalia.com/news/in-evidenza/binaghi-conferenza-finale-agli-ibi-obiettivi-raggiunti-nel-2024-faremo-meglio-lintervento-completo/
townsend preys on 16yo girls :(
>>140337038Italians being chuds is the danger here
Cmon break her again
I'm still with her (raducanu)
Mirra in 3
>>140336701>OscarI fell asleep watching oppenheimer
>Baptiste, Montgomery and Townsed all on court simultaneously
>>140337465Should've gone to watch Barbie instead
>>140337630heh i made the same screenshotalso, 6-1 in the second set is a pretty dangerous score in wta. can't relax just yet
>>140337465nolan is shit
>>140337966memento is kino
come on Mirra send this dumptruck to the scrapyard
>>140337966>>140338023Movies are for brainlets.
It's over
think mirra should stop trying the drop shots for today
>Mirra losing>Elina losing>Olga losing
fuck's fucking sake mirra, it's going to be one of those 'everybody you follow loses' days I see
>>140338424Tennis is winning, though.
I genuinely hate Townsend, she's another one of those players like Errani [current year] who exists solely to beat a couple of players you like before vanishing
>>140338426Welcome to my world of almost the past few years. I liked Fed, Nadal & Krajinovic, Fed retired, Nadal is always injured, and Krajinovic is nowhere to be found. Once Nadal retires, tennis can be abolished for all I care.
>>140338334Why does everthing have to be intellectual?
>>140338424>>140338426in just one day it's vendula, emma, mirra, aslan, paula for me. just need anya and lena to also lose their first matches and it will be a whole week of additional free time until men's quarter finals
have some of that you fat bitch
>>140338586You forgot someone
>>140338556It doesn't, sometimes you can just watch the wholesome Fed vs Nadal slices and zone out. Or some dumb comedy or some shit. But movies that keep trying to be smart are for brainlets who can't read.
>>140338586at least mirra is making a fight of it
>>140338659>BooksYou're either a fat ugly woman or a massive faggot if you're reading fiction.
This could be a long one
>>140338641ah, yeah. in my defense - she played yesterday
Is that Conchita Martinez cheering Mirra on?
MIRRAWhat a point for the ad
oh fucking shot mirra
>>140338970Yes, she's her new coach
Impressive fight from herWell done Mirra :)
Mirra just doesn't know when she's beaten :)
Mirra :)
mirra v noskova should be a good match
It's Shapovalover
Olga saves 3 MP and takes the set
1h41m first set for Shang v Moutet, what's the record?
>>140338023yeah it's my favorite one of his, the rest range from bad to alright
>>140339688from bad to meh is more accurate
>>140338334wrong.
>>140328957Heaving breasts are unmatched
Shapo will win Madrid.check these dubs
>>140339944I kneel...
>>140339944kino
Who is mogging who?
>>140329467Want her right middle finger to trace my cock
De Minaur and Tiafoe, Nadal's archnemesis, it's over.
>>140340001wtf I thought Nadal was a racist.
>>140339944He's going to lose now
>Mirra, Ryba, Anya, Potato vs Leylah, Vekic vs Sakkari, Rublev, Nadalpretty good day
When you think about it, it's pretty messed up that Turkiye named Anzac Cove after us even after we tried and failed to invade them
Cmon Shang prove that your WC wasn't a mistake
Olga :)
>>140325737you WILL embrace the shitcoloured mutt as a sex symbol goy !!!!!
schang :)
>>140340839Schang doesn't need a wildcard
>>140341015oops he did.I thought he was confortably inside the top100 by now.
>>140341045>BlanchNever heard of him
>>140341111Lie, there are like three of them
>>140340956back to /pol/ with you, seething bogtrotter
>>140341260why would the family chat want to jerk off to her ass in leggings
>>140341382Those Ukrainians need all the motivation they can get
>>140341382what else do you use the family chat for?
Asian competence will win against French flamboyantism
Eva sounds American like how Anett sounds British while speaking English
Fuck Moutet
>>140341260big fan of this post
>>140337059jovjov never stood a chance
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/tennis/emma-raducanu-madrid-open-maria-lourdes-carle-b2534209.html>“I would say the last few weeks have been a lot,” she said.>“I think from the performance today it was very clear that mentally and emotionally I was exhausted.>“I was trying to push through and I was just unable to push through today. I guess the sport is just pretty brutal.”she's literally talking about women's tennis
>shang
>>140325737sounds gay
>>140342648It's not gay if you get paid
>>140331956ball girl is FINE
PATHETIC, SPINELESS!
*ahem*tonight. be there or be square.(or morning or afternoon depending on where you live. watching is also not mandatory)
Proud of my countryman Shang Juncheng
kino
>>140343658wtf is wrong with this kid
>>140343884needs psychological improvement
My favorite German tennis player, Kirsten Dunst
>>140344773She used to be so qt. She looks haggard in Civil War
>>140344814>webm for a static imageMind bottling. Anyway, This zesty zoomer about to destroy this balding geriatric.
>>140344878shes 41
Baby bump or too many sweets?
>>140345875
>>140345875Ewwww she still has the herpes lip
hmm
>>140345990>see you in the after-training shower, ladies
>>140346564I can't believe Christmas is next week
>>140341260shes such a slutmid-face
>>140347786>Gay postFlag checks out
>>140342869they defo post ittprobably that seethie weether brit
>>140342562>emotionally exhausted after like 5 matchesgood lord. just be honest
>>140345421uhh danielle collins looks great at 41
>>140345990if he wasnt a tennis player he would defo be making a living doing dodgy shit on the dark web
>>140325737wtf zendaya plays tennis?
>>140348123Yes
>>140348123Don't two twinks use her to have gay sec with each other in this movie?
>>140348809Why do you ask? Are you interested?
>>140348885Yes, well done for discovering the concept of curiosity
Is he sleeping yet?I do not care for Katie Boulter.
>>140330897Because shes an average looking dumb girl? She couldn't do a 30 second commercial spot much less be a lead in a movie
>>140349094You deserve a worse fate than death
>>140349094gayest post itt
>>140349094https://youtu.be/V6r-8lg9MPk?si=ZsTvN1Gh9Ytz-EGX
>>140348986Bi-curious?
He's sleeping but the Americans are here.I do not care for Danielle Collins.
>>140349280I will fucking heem you, bitch
>>140349280newest gayest post itt
>>140349280https://youtu.be/K1ntbz0jSnA?si=KBp-bE_VPMV4kH_Q
>>140349196wankerkek read this as coffee on the condom for some reason
>>140349361corr proper ugly bitch this
>>140349567Post face, Nigel
Are the Australians here?I do not care for *breathes in*WTA, Iga Swiatek, Aryna Sabalenka, Ball Girls, Ive Jovic, Mingge Xu, Maria Sakkari, Ksenia Efremova, Emma Raducanu, Kader Nouni, Spectators, Mirra Andreeva, "Morgs", and Squeegees.
>>140349604Iva*Sorry.
>>140349604>SqueegeesNow what did they do?
>>140349704They squeak.
>>140349196woah so giga chin is allegedly her hitting partner hmm
Are the Chinese here?I care about you and all your players.
>>140349597not gna justify myself to a yank karen simp
>>140349567dont think i will trust the judgment of someone who prefers ayyya schmiedlmao
moorgs is late on her videobad omensomething must be wrongbreak up imminent i am TELLING you
>>140349196Corrrr are Katie
>>140349781shes beautiful inside and out. proper aryan specimen of central europe.karen collins is 30 going on 45. typical priviliged white woman
>>140349732he's hitting her WHAT
>>140349848>proper aryan specimen>megamind looking freako i am laffin
>>140349906Bongs are hideous
phwooar sex inside of katie
>>140349959you saved the thumbnail
>>140336893easily the stupidest shit he's done in the last 5 yearswtf does a fucking crocodile even mean in a fucking tennis context? a croc has no athletic qualities except a strong jaw
>>140350061https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lacoste#Tennis
>iga remains #1>sabalenka could soon possibly #3this is pleasing
>>140350132Iga got her ass kicked by Lena so rankings are irrelevant in the WTA...just like everything else
>>140350205i agree djokovic does suck
>>140350058yeah was just a quick save innit
How is C*co #2?
>>140349604
>>140350611she's not winning but she's consistently crap while sabalenka is losing everything
I have come to the conclusion that I like Alcaraz.Yes the guy is ugly as shit, but he is very entertaining and has a good non-robotic personality.Sinner is the most boring cunt on the planet. I cannot bring myself to support him.
Lena :)Lol apparently she wears those orange glasses for recovery. Not sure what they are supposed to help with.
vamos
I predict the chuddies will seethe
>>140349094very disappointed in you
Fuck Igor
>>140352045did she offer or
snack status: purchased
>>140353603Good luck to your girl
>>140353629thank
no idea why but this latest loss stings worse than usual, even the day afterffs Emma why can it never be easy?
>>140353883if it was easy it would be boring
>>140353883Kenin, Andreescu, Vondrousova all have won Slams and they surely won't win another. Still Penko is a really good player but she's unlikely to win another also. Emma can be a good top 30 to 40 player, maybe she isn't a superstar who wins matches all the time every surface and that's how it is
If it was easy it would be called the US Open.
If it was easy it would be called your mother
>>140353883You're pathetic, move on from that bum already
*ahem*i am comfy and perhaps soon snuggly
pretty cold there
>Nishioka's gf is a famous weather girl
whew sakkari keep that up
VERY luckkari
Good job breaking here
sakkari 3-6
Auger can't break Nishioka on clay
I dare anyone stop Ruud from winning Rooftiles Grinded (RG)
>>140340358dammit, no mirra, anya nor lena today, not even rublev. livesport lied to me :(
>>140351010they are blue light blocking glasses, they're supposed to help with maintaining a regular sleep cycle and can be particularly helpful when travelling to help mitigate jet lag.
Felix is a bust
The game is fucking rigged - lose 6-2 6-2 in the first round and increase your ranking by 12 places
>>140354994losing in Rome's R1 isn't enough to reach top 200, she'll need at least R2 for that
sakkari :)
That's going to be one good nights sleep for the Australian
>>140355136It sounds possible that Rome will make her play through qualifiers for a change, so if she makes R2 she will have deserved it
>>140355149snuggly status: yes
>>140355183>imagining she will actually play qualifiers and not pull out>imagining she will win qualifiers
it's 7am and i'm just heading to bed. sweet dreams of emma's feet
>>140354496Sayacchi a cute
>>140355234It's not likely I admit
>a fucking leaf
Nishioka has some ugly earrings
>>140355250oh, i remember watching a video about herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7QG9owYEUY
Felix desperately needs the indoor hardoucrt season to gain some confidence back.
Vamos Emma
>>140355642Fake Emma
>>140325737nice pubic hairs on her head
>>140350089I saw a Lacoste ripoff store in ChinaIt was called Cliocoddle
>>140350641Love that guy, he beat the serb pig
poor girl has to hold both an umbrella and the balls
I take everything I said about Emma back, she entered Strasbourg.Just hope she plays a challenger or Rome qualifying before that.But I do wonder if Rabat might have been the better choice
>>140328957She can't be older than 12 you sick fuck
still no good matchesshit script continues
>>140355996Why is it surprising? It's the most Emma thing to do. Strasbourg is a 500 level event right before RG, of course she'll enter it. It's Rome, Strasbourg and RG for her, unless she'll injure herself again somehow.
Okaka a shit
I think Emma's thinking is that because her frail body can't handle many matches, the matches she does play need to be in big events. Otherwise it's a waste.
>>140356159i hope she keeps thinking that
>>140356216Agreed, staying healthy is the most important thing. It would be bad if she entered some milkmaid tournament and got injured playing some Czech street hooker.
Arango can barely move after MTO in the second set, but still winning the battle of cripples so far.
Bublik could make it far in Madrid. Suitable conditions for him + not too many clay rats in his section
>>140356385It all depends on the universal question: does he care?
>>140354409how tall is she?how tall is vekic?when they shook hands at net i was dumbfounded by the height disparity. vekic looked like a giant.
>>140354956eh apparently they bullshit tho tbf
>>140356395Well he said a few months ago that he actually enjoyed practicing on clay in 2023, enjoyed sliding etc.But loses motivation when there’s someone like Zapata Miralles on the other side of the net screaming.Since there isn’t maybe he will care
>>140355642yeh i dont support billionaire beige white women
ogre
>>140356129not sure if you are joking, but afaik Emma has never entered a tournament the week before a Slam
>>140356440did you see his game vs coric in mc? he literally didn't care and let a ballgirl serve for himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvo9FOrob84
>>140356479Did he get penalised for that? Kek what an idiot
>>140356476
>>140356572>0-6 1-6
>>140356479lmao based
>>140356572they shouldn't fight each other, rather have them enter another doubles competition together but let's see, Emma still needs a few withdrawals to enter the RG main draw
>>140356697Would give me left nut to see it finally happening
>>140356697>they shouldn't fight each otherKek what does this even mean, you're talking about tennis like it's anime
>>140356942>not talking about tennis like it's animeRybacanu is the doubles pairing all tennis fans crave
>Emma: prepares for Madrid conditions by 'practicing' and without her coach even being in Spain>Katie: prepares for Madrid conditions by entering the doubles with Marketa
Let's see what superstar Carlé is really capeable of
Why is Pickles vs The Fonz scheduled for the same time as Nadal vs Baby Shelton
>>140357209wow she played well but drinking cocktails from Emma's severed head is throwing massive shade
Miss him
>>140356479it doesn't get more based retard than this
>>140357209>4-1this carle is pretty good at tennis, maybe we were too harsh on emma after all
>>140357837Emmas loss might be not as bad as previously thoughtVeronika can still come back here though
kek coco about to double bagel Rus
wtf Eala is up a break against Cirstea in the 3rd set
It’s over grandpa
>>140358279So this is Shelton's cousin or something?
are they just mass-producing these zoomers in a factory now or something?
>>140358279based
cripplekino incoming
>>140358279Bussin
Rafa needs to win covincingly here, bamosh
Darwin is just getting started
>Nadal getting aced It's so fucking over
>IMG wild cards
it's not bussin'
Dani Carvajal is there
Czechia has finally some good player
>This is our next "great prospect"
This kid doesn't deserve to be out there
The broccoli is cooked
>>140358740that's kind of the point of wild cards
>>140358770No, Emma deserves them
>>140358819kek
>harvey weinstein is free>nadal is backGrim times
>13 unforced errors in less 6 gamesemma tier
Nadal losing the power game
kind of bizarre that everyone applauds and cheer nadal's every point today. somehow i think that if it was efremova instead of darwin they would do the same
>>140358995This is the problem with these american talents growing up on hardcourts, it just produces brainless ballbashers.
>>140358770lol up to a point. this is a 16 year old who isn't even doing good in futures
>making shelton look this bad>on what is basically a hard courtnadalbros, we're literally back
the age gap is pretty hot ngl
Blanch still too green.
Why won't JCF put Blanch on the same roid cycle as Carloth?
The umpire just said "vamos vamos" to Nadal? kek
>blanch>is black???
Can't watch atm because of work. How is our favourite walking corpse doing so far?
I used to think people were kidding about zoomers being mindbroken by the Big 3 aura but now I see it's 100% true
Michelson will be top 10 by the end of next year
>>140359220hard to tell when the opponent's so shit>>140359254You don't believe this
>>140359243But that's true for almost all the millennials as well
What did I miss, why did a 19 year old number 1028 atp ranking get a wild card for such a huge tournament??
He started to scratch his ass instead of picking his butt
>>140359265IMG
>>140359259>>140359254I’m just stating facts. He’s the most complete u20 player
>>140359265He's signed with IMG and IMG owns the tournament
>>140359281*balls
>>140359301that's menšik
>>140359318Mensik is good too
>>140359301He's not complete at all>>140359318it's Fils
ruud goat
Nadal's child looks like it was born with a crack dependency
broccoli-haired fraud
>>140359331How’s he not complete? He has a great serve, elite mover for his size and plays well in all surfaces
>>140359366Why are you responding to britpole?
Kudermetova is the biggest head case on tourEmma redeemed a little bit though
>>140359366Plus he got that dawg in him
this Blanche kid needs to be interfered with
I must say I did not expect it to be this much of a blowout
Man i missed the Madrid ballgrils
>>140359366>elite mover for his sizefuck size, he's not an elite mover.>plays well in all surfacesreally nigga
Don't know if this will be enough to beat Demon but at least the kid will remember playing against one of the big 3
>>140358279Damn, absolute rape by the grandpa
>>140359419yeah, it's doesn't feel like i'm watching tennis anymore
>>140359439You hate will just fuel michelGOAT to be better
He didn't even look Nadal in the eye at the net
is mulatto an offensive word?
>>140359501Probably because he is ashamed of his performance
:)
i hate whoever came up with this stat design for atp
>>140359497I'm not even hating, you can't tell me with a straight face that someone with 1 (one) clay win in his ATP career against a WC shitter is at all good on all surfaces.
That was a comfy match. Next one? Probably not
>>140359544This is his first full year on tour. He didn’t play the clay swing last year
Darwin bamboozled by a fossil, more at 10
>>140359562>mrw someone asks me about dead hohols
>>140359562what a dumb gifno sane person would ever do that in real life
>>140359366All of this is true. He is by far the most promising young American currently. Britpole insisting otherwise is nothing but cheese
>>140359570Which is fine, I'm sure he'll vastly improve on it but when he's basically only losing (and to some shitters) you can't just say he's good because you think he will be
>Shev in her box againMan he looks even younger with that haircut>>140359595kek>>140359605I like using them, even though the reactions are forced
Pickles shat himself at the Next Gen Finals. ATP also did this thing where they had them all compete in certain exercises and he was down the bottom in every one of them so he's definitely not an elite mover. Fils consistently topped though he shat himself in the actual tournament too.
>>140359595LOL
>>140359675He played a lot of tournaments toward the end of last year and traveled to Europe like the day before the next gen finals started. I’ll give him a pass for shitting the bed there. Also, he is a great mover given how lanky and tall he is.>filsCool bro maybe he should run track
looking good for potato so far
>>140359753Fils is better on both wings than Michelsen
goatseca is better than fils
>entire crowd leaves for the world #1Why are Spooniards like this?
>>140332395Too bad Siegmund is ugly af
>>140359758Man you notice everythingBtw on her Telegram channel she said that she got food poisoning when arriving in MadridThe day she played her first round was the first day she was without a fever
>>140359587underrated
Nastya in control
>Picklesen resorted to S+Valmost worked tbf
>by far the most promising young American
>>140359861>gets broken
Didn't watch. Why is the score WTA-tier?
Fonseca even serving better than him now
is this the Wang who once got double bageled by her, or the other one
>>140359952Because Blanch is 16 yo and shit tier? What did you expect against Nadal on clay?
>>140359650if i didn't know, i would have thought it's her younger brother>>140359790she's looking better than she did in R1 for sure, hope she'll hold
That Michelsen is really something on all surfaces wew, what a touch he has too.
why ir britpole making a smug comment about some burger kid every 2 minutes, shut up
Let's be fair, there's no shame in losing to Fonseca
>>140349930I couldn’t agree more, but they’re not talking about a bong, anon…
>>140360085this
>second serve aceOh come on
>>140355961He’s a pretty sloppy fighter imo. Good record, but I’m still surprised every time he wins, because he spends 60% of every fight looking like a drunk amateur.
>>140360135autism buff
Michelsen got that Federer dad-body
NeuNeuNeu>>140360158>>140360158>>140360158
>>140326087lol
>>140359261millenials had to deal with the big 3, Murray and very good other players like Stan, Del Po, Tsonga, Berduch, Ferrer etc at their peaks. The zoomies have been losing to declined old men