#NHLToMississauga
more like pississauga
go oilers
My penguins ):
KNIGHTS
IT WAS 4-0
>it was 3-0
Ladies and gentlement, your 2024 Stanley Cup Champions!
>>140305828based
>>140305808>Can’t even come up with an original nameAll that SHIT Timmies shitwater “coffee” must have rotted their brains. >Robins is better
Feelsgoodman
>>140305833>>140305840retard
Do you guys like when they call pietrangelo peter angelo
uh oh!!!!!!
>IT WAS 4-1
SKINNER SHOOK
>oilels
>spoilers
>>140305850No, his name is Ptrangelo
what the islanders did today was a disgrace to hockey and unironically should he used a support for removing then 1 point overtime loss from hockey.teams should only make the playoffs if they WIN.
uuuhhhhhhh oilersisters......
ummmm oilyboys what is happening?
THE THROW IS HAPPENINGIT'S HAPPENING AS WE SPEAK
IT WAS 0-0
UH OH
DALLAS AND KINGS WILL BOTH WIN TONIGHT
>>140305873Gary called, doesn't want a sweep
methinks no goal but I’m watching on mute so idk how theyre gaslighting
Koping tard and crying doughty are just over the hill
Oilers be leaken
KANGS don’t gimme hope
hey guys remember the last time Edmonton had a big lead on a team from southern California
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>>140305850I like when Singh calls Dubois "pl Dubois" and "Pierre luc dubois" when calling the game as if there is another Dubois in the game.
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>>140305850Grapes calls him peter angelo so I do to
>SOILERS BTFO
I dont believe that kings can bounce back but in some alternative universe, that would be hilarious
if this counts I swear to god og
Big deal the oilers got scored on? It’s not like they’re losing you people are desperate to make them look bad.
Holy fuck. Thought I had blood in my pee false alarm though.
>>140305885dallas ain't winning lol
good goal
>>140305922phew! Blood in urine is very bad
No Goal!
>>140305808NO GOALHAHAHAHAHAHA….Fuck, we got a lucky call. Wake up, Oil.
Kongs in shambles
IT WAS 4-2
Fucking rigged
Why does the oil coach look confused all the timeStrong Joe Biden energy
I don't think the video evidence is good enough to overturn that
>FUCK YOU!
>>140305930Based on this game they’ll probably win the series.
zach hyman had 54 goals this season????
lmfao
OILERSBROTHERS WE'RE SO BACK
>>140305945this made me kek
>gary ruling in favor of the canadian teamIts our year brothers
>>140305956I believe you are sincere and not trolling but I don't understand why what you're seeing makes you believe that
>>140305959That's what happens when mcjesus is your linemate
>>140305933desu depends on other symptoms, could be as little as a UTI instead of kidney issuest.got unlucky and got one as a guy
>>140305896OK >no goal
>>140305970Oilers have always received special treatment, newfriend
>>140305959McDavid gave him the Thorton-Cheechoo special
I had to get a cystoscopy once
>>140305968I shouldn’t lie. It didn’t make me kek but I thought it was clever.
>>140305970Alright connor, i'll get that goal taken back, thanks again for throwing against arizona.
>>140305840Ladies and gentlemen your 2024 cap cheating champions*
Sk1nner is shook it’s fucking over
>>140305988cope
>>140305953>consciously moved his hand to play the puck in a specific direction>puck goes in without touching a stickWould you have called a handpass if this happened in the middle of the ice?>>140305988*grabs your pad*Acquiring Perry may have changed it I admit.
Man the stars fucking suck, why did you retards think they were contenders
hey stars retard wya bud
>>140305975I won’t get wordy. Just some things I’m noticing.
>>140306000Is it really “throwing” if your top 7 players don’t even dress for the game lmao
>>140306003All perfectly legal and within the confines of the current salary cap rules.
Ryan Something Happens
>>140306003Ladies and gentlemen we're floating in space
>.714otter bros...
This is the first time I’ve watched a stream with commercials in years. Why the fuck is it all blacks and blacks narrating.
>>140306019>>140306020Capped for when we advance to round 2
>>140305976Buddy you gotta be good to be lucky, and lucky to be good
>>140306019not once did I think the team with matt duchene jamie benn and joe pavelski were going to do anything in the playoffs
my stars arent themselves tonight
>kings fans crying they can’t throw the puck into the net KWAB
>>140305908all women are whores
>>140305950I miss Woody
>>140306044>Why the fuck is it all blacksthe NZ rugby union team aren't playing champ
>>140306051just like my islanders
>>140306055Kingbros.... I thought the refs loved us.....
Mississauga couldn’t even support a fucking OHL and the Steelheads are moving to FUCKING BRAMPTON WHAT ARE THEY FUCKING THINKING FUCKING THE NORTH BAY BATTALION PROVED THAT WASN’T A VIABLE HOCKEY MARKET ANYMORE 10 FUCKING YEARS AGO AND IT’S ONLY GOTTEN BROWNER SINCE THEN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO MOVE AGAIN
>>140306060Why do oilers fans miss that cuck. their best decision in years was getting rid of that softie
He's winning the up this year
>>140306061I have no idea what you’re talking about and I will not look it up. Balls in your court champ, the fuck you wanna do?
>you can’t score on a deflection because it hit your hand randomly Stupid a fucking game
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>>140306087just like my islanders
>>140305959He’s the greatest jew to ever lace em up
>>140306084imagine how much timeless coyotes memorabilia are now forever lost like tears in the rain
>>140306087eternal never was
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>140306091You Ave a bee on youra hat
Ripping bean farts
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>Vegass up 2 >suddenly no more penalties are being calledWoahhh makes you think
>>140306091Give me one thousand dollar
>>140305896>>140305978brutal
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>>140306023I welcome any insight you could give, I'm new to the sportlegitimately not interested in 4chan shitflinging here just wanna understand
the all blacks are the NZ rugby union team champ
Oilers could still lose this... don't get cocky now
>>140306003Generally cheating means you've broken a rule
Dallas try not to be offside challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
>>140306060I met both him and McClellan in the 2017 run and they’re both such nice guys. Knoblach seems like a robot like Mcdavid but maybe they can both program some results
>>140305843>Can’t even come up with an original nameIt’s a reference to some old as fuck mayor that they had for like fifty years whose nickname was Hurricane Hazel.
>>140306137One thousand more?
>>140306148oh shit
TL:DR.... Isles gave up the lead in the time it takes me to take a piss.If I started a bag of popcorn in the microwave at the three minute left mark with the Isles ahead, the Isles would be losing before it was done popping.If I held my breath at the three minute mark with the Isles up by one, they would be down by one before I had to take another breathIt takes longer to draw money from an ATM, then it does for the Islanders to lose that game from a leading position.The average McDonald's order takes longer to fulfill, then it did for the Isles to go from winning to losing.I was at a sports grill watching the game. When I started to calculate the tip and sign my check the Islanders were winning by the time I was done they were losing.
>This is what McDavid walks into every morning
Just signed in slack and my co-worker has been foaming about isles
>>140306164>Naming your team after a womanMove them to Brampton and call them the Brampton Browns for the funni.
the Utah Bettmans
>>140306148I'll never forget Skinner's first career win. Oilers go up 5-1 in the first, they hold on to win 8-5. Draisaitl with 6 assists
>soilers
>>140306179Hehas a nice view
>>140306046>>140306046KWAB
ohnonono oil bros
>ITS HAPPENING OILERBOYS :(
KEMPE SCAAAAAAAAAR
>every single good chance Dallas gets is immediately called back/whistled down/called offsides>they're playing VegasReally makes you think
>>140306179>Boring fucking stark black and white modernist filth
>>140306144The only mistakes Stars have made are correctable moving forward minus those they’re controlling the puck more than Vegas and don’t need PP to set up in their zone and create opportunities.
Kempe means points for me in my playoff pool. Not so fast oiley bros.
>>140306192Good ol prairie boy
>>140306174just like my islanders
jfc
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kempe is one of the few good ones(swedes)
soilers got too cocky unironically
>>140306179Grey is canada's official national color
what a terrible goal to give up
>vegasswhat a softie to give up
>FraudsOilersStars Simple as.
>it would be 4-3 if the refs didn't take back that kongs goal
our knighties ;\
vague ass
>>140306208its fucking bullshitrefs are making me seethe
NOOOOOOOOOOO MY OILERS THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING THE MEME MAGIC CAN'T BE RUNNING OUT ALREADY IT'S ONLY GAME 1
STARS SCARRR time to go on PK starsbros
xir knighties
>>140305840Absolutely, Betmans team.
GO KINGS GOGO KINGS GOGO KINGS GO
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thousand oakbros.....
I was told the Knights were going to win 8-0?
>vegass>soilersunable to close the deal
>knightirs throwing >KANGS denied the comeback by reffies I thought you guys said Gary would help them?
>>140306055> H-His glove touched the puck ever so slightly! H-he can't do that!?!Only to be scored again. Soilers are such a soft pussy team and the only cup they are getting is pic related
uh oh
>>140305970Honestly, I was very surprised.
>vegass>canadian goaltending
i pooped my pants
>>140306261I was told Benn was gonna be a dirty piece of shit but he’s played so clean and even scored a goal
How the fuck is trevor moore still in the nhl that fuckin guy could barely make the leafs
>>140306285our pants
That was clipping, not tripping
What a dirty play by Moore. Cte perros should take a look at that
soilers will blow it
>>140306285JLMI HAHAHHAHA
>>140306285Just like my Islanders
>>140306300thanks man
>>140306087This quote needs a date. I do wonder if Connor will sign Edmonton again.
>>140306313We all hope
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>>140306289>trevor moorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Lvv1f5Qu4
Thank you vegas, that's extra 210e
Thompson deserved that after being that fucking lazy i'm seething.
ITS A TIE GAME
Total kingfag death
>>14030630310 min misconduct for trying to intentionally injure. hopefully someone boards him.
SCAR STARSIES
Kings fans crying again. Change the record
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>>140306344That's what Sam Carrick is for
How was that not a trip lmao
Fake scar posters need to be executed
>>140305808Come on Dallas!
>>140306384sour milk
>>140306337If they win tonight Thompson will probably coast easy until a really bad loss and Hill will come back in.
why do they call him the seaweed man?
Reminder that Jack Eichel is a Stanley Cup Champion
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN YOU SLAP SIRWhy are hockey players such faggots?
GONEGOTEMFUCK OFF BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM CUNT>>140306394and peppery coins
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR GET FUCKED VEGAS CHEATERS
>>140306339>>140306352I’ve never met an obnoxious legit Kings fan, just seething never oilers king bandwagoners…
Mcdavid will sign with the new coyotes
>>140306413They got exposed so hard tonight
>>140306394I’m not sure if this is a tits reference or you mean sour grapes…
What kind of drugs is Kevin Bieksa on?
>>140306429He's going to Toronto chud
>>140306429Don’t even joke!
This is gonna be a damn good 1 vs 8 series
>>140306448How long until Toronto stops tying like 50mil in 4 dudes?
>>140306445They call him juice for a reason
>>140306464Please refrain from the curse words, Gary is in this thread
>>140306413>AN EMPTY NET GOAL? AIIIEEEEEEEEEEislancucks malding
Are you guys schizophrenic
>>140306445The ones that make retards articulate
>>140306506Who are you talking to? There's nobody here anon
went biking and randomly saw a house on fire rip
Imagine your team is so shit Jamie fucken benn is the best guy you can put out on a 6 on 5
THIS YEARS PLAYOFFS IS OUT OF CONTROL
>>140306339>>140306352>>140306416Samefag
>the Dallas Stars will be the only home team to lose game 1
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>>140306534You should write Gary a thank you note
Who we cheering for Canada bros?
WHAT A GOALLLLLLLLLLLL
Stars getting cucked by the Vegas Gary Knights lol
>vegas knight goalie has trashy hand and neck tattooscuh-ringe
come on stars you have to stop the gary knights from shitting up this playoffs
>>140306550My nuckies of course
>>140306550Vegas because they got more good ole canadian boys
>>140306506fuck off you can't make me take my meds go back to langley and smd my dick
>>140306550Leafs
dullass stopped the clock early the fix is in
>>140306530yeah well this dick jamie fuckin benn in ur mom's ass
>>140306506No. But I go from depressed to kind of happy so quick I think I might have undiagnosed BPD
I think we can all agree that Vegas is gay and shit.
>>140306550Oily boys of course
>another icing Why can’t they hit open net
>>140306577fuck you
>>140306535Are all women from LA whores?
I wonder how many people in this dallas arena could explain to you what icing is
>>140306589nope
USE YOUR TIMEOUT DALLAS
>>140306586Stars lost
>>140306535Try again… My post used grammar and didn’t insult the kings.
Imagine watching the Stors/Knoghts gaame
our vegas hertls (:
CAP CIRCUMVENTION CHADS ARE BACK
>>140306567Gross
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah after watching that I’m not worried for my Stars.
>the shitty of dullass, in the shart of texass>4tter
>>140306628Gary’s queers vs Gary’s fags worst series by far
Florida vegas finals again
>>140306628I don't even watch hockey
congratulations to the refs on their win for the Vegas Golden Knights
Apologize
someone needs to tear out mark stone's spleen on the ice mortal kombat style
>>140306657whoever wins, we all lose.
VIIIIIIIIVAAAA LAS VEGASS. VIIVAAA LAS VEGAS. VIIIIIVAAAA VIIIVAAAA LAS VEEEEEEGAAAAAS!
>>140306660hahahahaha cry harder storsbitch, we fucking own you
That was an absolutely blatant display of rigged, holy shit
CANT SPELL DALLASS WITHOUT TWO Ls
>>140306660kek, I hate them so much bro, it’s unreal!
>>140306624I lost my cum in your mom's colon
My Knights!
Why the fuck do teams keep doing the fuckin drop backI hate the drop backBuddys got 10 seconds to break in and he drops it back wasting 5 seconds
>>140306657Canes and either the Oil, Nucks or JetsIt’s coming home.
>>140306643
>Stars arena playing "The Rains of Castamere" after losing to the KnightsHOLYFUCKINGCRINGE
>>140306624>>140306643>>140306645>>140306649>>140306650>>140306655>>140306657>3-4>stars had a goal called off >Vegas can’t score on an empty net no matter how many chances they have >Dallas dominates puck possession Pride goeth before the fall and all that jazz
>>140306689because the guy he drops it back to is going twice as fast as anyone else
>>140306678My uncle is a scout and got a ring. Guess it’s worth 72k.
>>140306663I’m sorry you’re so soft that winning one (1) playoff game feels like bringing home the cup. >Laffs
>>140306705that's a lotta words when you could've just coped in 1
Gary should have hotwheels release nhl cars at the beginning of each season. Kids like cars. It would help grow the game
Someone post that Deserve o Meter
>>140306687fuck off nonce
>>140306728i love semen
>>140306706The puck is slow when you do that shit thoughJust fucking break in
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>>140306691>It’s coming home.Good luck with Vegas. No Canadians won since Betman took over.
Holyshit Talbot lol
Kings bros, the comeback is happening :))))))
>>140306600Eat a dick
Gary said to make the ice shitty in Edmonton so the LA Kings feel more at home, tie the game, and force OT.
what a shot
>lost angelass
kinda shnasty
Welp, at least they tried
Vegas widdery OWNS the stars
>>140306765They had 12 shots
Dallas is THE only home team to lose game 1 in 2024
>>140306748If they even make it past the Stars.
Laser
Holy shit
>>140306752Flames lost buddy, let it go…
>>140306604Yes.>>140306626>phoneposter
>only team to win game 1 on the roadits over
McAssistant
>>140306773
It would bring me great pleasure to see the Kangz get blown out every game
>>140306783I hope so, but too good to be true.
>>140306674>a 1 goal win even with all that refpuck>ownenjoy the one playoff win you're getting this year
>>140306820other anon was shots on goal so you're both correct
Of course Dallas is the team that chokes home ice advantage
>>140306820astounding
>>140306780Grapes used to always say you're never in trouble until ya lose at home
>>140306809iPad my poor Calgarian friend. Who watches the game from a computer chair?
>>140306753How could a cross-eyed dude become a renowned goaltender?
>Losing at homeKwab Dallas is a fraud
>>140306837awww the storsbitch is coping over the fact that his team is the bitch of the golden knights
16 of the 65 brackets entered in the hoc bracket challenge chose the stars to win the cup
OILERS WE'RE WINNING THIS SERIES
>>140306728>>140306741>no posts for 30 seconds>10 posts in 30?
>>140306820That's what I'm always saying. Just put pucks on the net. :)
Home ice barely matters
>>140306854>>140306856You’re gonna feel retarded gloating this hard just to lose the series
Came for a nice morning check up to see what's happening here on /hoc/ and all I can say is that you vegas fans are really trying your best to become the most insufferable fanbase in sports lmao
>>140306857How can i enter this challenge(bussy)?
>>140306876Retard
>>140305808>roastentator starts flapping mouth curtains>change channelis this strategy impactful enough to affect ratings?
>>140306857My nuckies will win but I chose the stors instead of double dipping
>>140306876Spoken like a true American
>>140306876Vegas never took advantage of their home Ice last season
>that'll be $8.5m plus tip
Penalties luc dabitch
>>140306857I hear you, but you know the refs will be doing what they can get away with if they manage to beat Vegas.
>>140306807
>57 years ago on this May 2Is there anyone on 4chan who was even alive the last time the Laffs won a Stanley?
who's worse? Dubust or Nurse?
>>140306821same
>>140306857>bro sunbelt fotm team #7483984474 is totally unstoppableHeiskanen = shitLindell = shitTanev = shitSuter = shitLundkvist = shitOettinger = shitYou don't win with a shit defense and shit goalie, simple as
>>140306917A lot of times to post this pic, but not in the past 365 days since your sweep.
>>140306880Nigga you Dallass niggers had been gloating since the fucking regular season. The bad karma is being redeemed.
>>140306917>Can’t even make it into the playoffs>Stuck in that poopy old arenaSCAAAAAAAAR AGAINHYMAN HAT TRICK
L ayyy
>>140306974>Heiskanen = shitretard
>kon6s
HYMAN BUSTED
>kangzbros
THROW YOUR YARMULKES ON THE ICE
>>140306820Sad
>>140306885https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/29284
HAT TRICK
You shouldn’t let a guy like Zack hyman get 3 goals if you want to win the game
>>140307032oy vey not the expensive ones
someone better have screen shot that hog
Idk why Vegas tards are celebrating like they won the cup. Otter can tighten up in a way Thompson and Hill likely can’t. Then what? They handily outscore you every game. Just saying I wouldn’t be counting your chickens before they hatch I should know I’m a red wings fan.
FAT
Kangs fans really thought they weren't gonna get their nigger bussies broken again by the soilers
Vegas only had 15 shots. The Oilers look unstoppable this year.
guess the soilers are for real
kongs are just giving up at this point lmao
>kongs
The Kings are getting absolutely gaped
>>140307075
>>140306940Nurse is ok he's just paid too much
Give them a bench minor, hick edmontonians delaying the game
Good Albertan boy that Zach Hyman
>>140306846>Thinking I'm a Flames fan.I'm a Kings fan but there's a limit at being retarded. Also my chair is confortable.
>everyone ass mad about Stoner>yet at the same time called him mid>get boo'd by Dallass fans>he scores on the first shotCAN YOU BE ANY MORE KWAB'd?
>>140306984Where? Post it or you’re a projecting lying faggot
>>140307083I'm honestly shocked any kings fans thought they had a chance, especially with this goaltendingholy shit
that girl picking up hats has such thicc thighsgoddamn
>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY>5 ASSISTSKEK GOLDEN BOY
>>140307132you could be my islanders =(
Hyman Hatty
They're intentionally grabbing all the hats by hand to make LA tilt even harder, brilliant
MY OILIES ARE TAKING GAME 1 AND THEY DIDN'T SAY PLEASE BUT THEY'LL SAY THANK YOU
>>140306921>even for a boomer who is now 35 years old the team would have been cupless shit for 20 years after their birth>every other canadian team but the jets has had a cup finals appearance post 2000Every modern laffs fan chose this suffering based no no merit
live look at the LA kings
>>140307110>zero refutations detected Stand by what I said
>>140307134link me the /espee/ archive so I can look up all those Dallass pepes demanding Vegass
*AHEM*>be dallass newfag who won't shut the fuck up CONSTANTLY shitting up every thread >be unbearable retard for the last two weeks begging to play vegas>team loses home ice in game one and is the only home team to lose the opening gameKWABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:^)
based copey
>>140307012Heiskanen doesn't even block shots, retard. And yes, he's too shit in his own end not to put up at least a ppg
>>1403071821
tallBUTT lmao
>>140307034Closed :((
>>140307002>Stuck in that poopy old arenaYou take that back right now. Saddledome is the last arena of the people. Cheep tickets/beer/food, and soulful name. Funny that oily boys are paying for our new souless arena though.
>>140307132On a refpucked bullshit penalty. Stars know what’s up and will adapt
The absolute state of the soilers ice cows
>oilers get a bye in the first round>they still shitpost and gloat about it
>>140307168>cup finals appearanceWho cares? do people actually celebrate losing in the final. do flames fans sit around the house and go "hey remember that time we lost game 7 of the cup final"
>>140307139They got high on the seething about the 1-3-1 a month ago. They are significant worse than the last 2 years and oilers are slightly better.
>>140307179>link me Are you a fat lazyass or mentally retarded or both. Proof or you’re a lying projecting faggot
>>140307213haven't looked up anything that happened on raw bro, will watch the hulu cut tomorrow1
>>140307182>be copey>prematurely celebrate You love to see it
>>140307182Copey lets cellebrate Nigga
>>140307217>Broke-ass brown town can’t afford a new arena so boo-hoos to the provinceNot exactly something to be proud of.
>>140307244If someone at a young age witnessed a deep playoff run it would at least be understandable why they'd be a fan of that team.Laffs fans would have not witnessed such a thing yet chose to become laffs fans anyways.
winnipeg has the hardest road to the cup... but I still believe
>>140307075because storsfags are gooning for revenge from last year, but conveniently forget Debenis is a playoff choking coach. Makes me glad he got fired from the Knights
>>140307248>playing the trap in the year of our Lord 2024traps just make mcdavid horny they shouldve known better
>>140307281You going to any games this series bro?
>>140307216I can share mine with you binland
>>140307249Too busy rubbing my nuts on the TV to care, Ill grudge post you later
>>140307218>stars should be allowed to play offsideskwab
It's ironic, I had the brew, she had the chronicThe Lakers beat the Supersonics
What the fuck does “unknight the realm” even mean?
So McDavid is going for 20 points this series again
The fucking king
Kings should start gooning on McJesus and Doucheard if they want to have chance this series
Kongs chimp out when?
>>140307331It's OFFSIDE not offsides
>>140307300That’s not an answer it’s just seethe. We get it you don’t like Dallas. Your histrionics will age worse than anything if they win.
>>140307312Got ploff tickets bb
>>140307341the realm was uknighted last year bud time to do it again 8-)
>>140307213NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>140307350does he have a ring?
>>140307341Probably some kind of pun about the sun (a star) vanquishing the horrible night
>>140307293lol
>>140307297Nobody remembers 2nd place
>>140307224Leafs fan coping.
>>140307320Cool, I hope you picked well :)
>>140307327>to Vegas this is a cup win Embarrassing
>>140307364unironically based dude
What will they be remembered for?
>>140306921My dad is from Toronto, he lives in Vancouver and watches all their games to this day. A very fine fella indeedI played baseball and soccer with Riley as a peewee
>>140307364>America's largest injury law firmThis is a joke right?
Oh it Uknight like unite.Not unknight
>hollowaylol another ncaa bust
>>140307408awoooo goal horn and cool jerseys
>>140307408Mike Smith slashing Dustin Browns legs off and then Dusty getting a diving call
Never thought I'd see such a soft Kings team after the dynasty.
>>140307408I remember yumanon
>>140307408Being a failure kwab
>>140307416Obviously. And they can legally say it so long as there is some fine print.
>>140307398Dont tell anyone but I have Garys script
>>140307221That's Edmonton for ya
Too many salty lil niggas crying over gms who can circumvent cap bullshittery to give a team a chance at a cup. I really fucking wish >my team would do this, but don’t.
>>140307408The Mike Smith butt goal
>>1403074413 in 4 is a dynasty not 2 in 50
Hey Stars cuckolds, ducks bro here. This was perhaps the luckiest game I have ever watched in my life. Complete domination on offence by y’all. Don’t get down about this. The boys responded well to all the bad calls and rigged BS.Golden Cheaters must be nervous. Karma is coming. Now let’s be back here for game 2. Don’t let them take this away from y’all.
>>140307408Gary's failed child, eclipsed by Vegas success
>>140307408the least memorable part of many players careers
>>140307471>I want an * cuplollmao even
>>140307457Gary doesn't have a script. The playoffs are a 100% honest skill competition where the best team wins.
Vegass bandwagon mongoloids celebrating like they don’t get stomped the first game of last year..and went on to win that series.
>>140307441For me it's the Dallas Stars dynasty of the late 90s
ummmm flames bros??????? this was NOT part of the plan
Panthers vs. Knights finals Thats the script
>Any team i hate that wins a cup is an asterisk cupBeing THIS mad
>>140307363>I'm seething my team wonI'll drink another IPA just 4 (You)
this whole time i thought those were chinese characters on the ice but it turns out they were just pictures of the things geico bundles
>>140307495I've seen the net magnets. So your move leaf, also, >1993
>>140307297No one asked but I've been flyers fan since1997 and experiencing that 2009-2010 ploff run was amazing. Everything else has been pain but witnessing such a deep run was great
>>140307509Calgary will always play second-place to their superior northern brothers.
how do the delivery companies still advertise like they got VC money?
Good games today. Tomorrow I will be sad to see my Capies get spanked again. Hopefully it's not too embarrassing though.
>>140307491>if you win you loseKWAB
>>140307521>im gonna drink to cope with what you just said Sounds like seethe to me man
>>140307509I think any team in the other divisional bracket would beat them but they got so lucky on the last day of the season when they ducked the Knights. That franchise gets nothing but blind luck and just pisses it away constantly. We can only hope this is the same but round 1 is a walkover for them
>>140307497Cope, seethe even
>>140307491A cup is a cup. Sorry you’re too much of a virtue pussy to have your team dab on others.
>>140307497>bandwagonIm a day 1 Knightbro bitch
>treat it like any other game day. just a game daypottery
>>140307521Why are all Vegas fans overweight alcoholics?
>>140307075>step 1: denialKWAB
>>140307426Oh shit you’re right. Terrible pun, nobody is going to get that
The * roaches crawl out to defend trash. shantnt respond to them
>>140307580>I'm a day 1 knightbro
>>140307354There's two sides, so it's plural you fucking salty bitch
>>140307354I was off your mom's sides
>>140307608that's terrible and puns are bad to begin with
>>140307600Why are all Dallas Stars players the only players to lose at home in the first game of this round?
>>140307566>>140307580Oh so you’re just conveniently forgetting? And you couldn’t even stomp the stars the way the Jets stomped you so I’m thinking you’re fucked
The deserve to win meter says LA is better
>>140307608They have been using that for a while retard kun. It was even on their Stanley Cup victory banners.
>>140307624bet you say juniors instead of junior too, sad!
>>140307580>Im a day 1 KnightbroThat was like 3 days ago, lil bud.
>>140307408Insane city council meetings up and down Maricopa County for decades
it's definitely "offside" in hockey, but my retarded local junior team calls it offsides>it is offsides in american football though sheeeit
>>140307651
>>140307489Will be remembered for those kick ass jerseys mostly. And for being the original Winnipeg Jets. We can’t let history die.
>>140307653This nigga probably calls center ice "the neutral zone"Probably calls the man advantage a "power play"
>>140307634>w-w-whatabbout Fat alcoholic fuck ew
>>140307620>Pepe imageKWAB>>140307649retard>>140307662I live in Vegas retard, I went to their games year 1.
>>140307564>acksually if your team wins you seetheCope :)
la what's going on big guy?
pilates in harlem seems like an interesting idea
>>140307692For me it's numerical superiority
>>140307653I'm not a pedophile, so I don't say either
>>140307705>I live in VegasMy condolences.
Real Knightchads hours making everyone seethe tonight
>>140307712The better Albertan team is showing them the door. :^)
>>140307723Mark stone played junior for the brandon wheat kings
>heroits woman's hockey my guy, relax
>>140307712>>140307350
>>140307693KWAB he's seething:^)
>>140307712Conroy didn't give them Markstrom.
>>140307652>implying I follow anything about Vegass
if la makes 1 goal a minute from here out, they can take this
>>140307712They're a shit team, you should understand that
No shit. I don’t even have a horse in this race, how the fuck does vegas live rent free in all you faggots?
>>140307709You’re drunk on a Monday and just said you’d drink excessively because of what I said so yeah you’re a seething fat alcoholic retard you literally spelt it out for everybody the passive aggressive smiley face is the cherry on top.
>>140307743
>>140307766ids habbeding
>doing the wave at a home ploff gameits like you want to distract your team
>>140307757True and Kelly McCrimmon owned them until recently.>>1403077651993 kek
Urse
>>140307777quads of truth
So pretty clear the king oilers series won’t even be close.Obviously the PLD trade derailed a team with a window, but with doughty and kopitar aging out do they cut their losses and retool under new management or let it roll for one more year and try and avoid the oilers in the post season ?Tough call, right now you still might find a team dumb enough to take a chance on PLD.
>LA can only score meme goals
>>140307760See>>140307787
>>140307757You'd know. Follow a lot of young boys?
>>140307224Any franchise fan that's not the San Jose Sharks should always be celebrating
>>140307787bro you are fucking boiling kekshouldn't talk so much shit bud. especially after the last 10 golden knights/stars games
>>140307795Shut up Dangle, your team blows
great post saved up
nurse tf
>>140307796I remember Kelly winning the dub chip for brandon
>>140307822thats a man
>>140307815>t-the game The stars will win the series and you’ll be an even fatter alcoholic retard
>>140307821my team is better than both these shit teams
>>140307846Remind me of the end result of the last 10 (ten) VGK/Stars games including playoffs.DWIWB:^)
>>140307833He’s good for a goal going off his skate every ten games or so. Nice to get it out of the way on a game already in the bag
>>140307801They were shit before they traded for dubois. don't think they've won a series since the cup win
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>>140307787Somebody's mad the Golden Champs won and they have to get up early to wagie in the cagie :)
my oilies :)
>>140307855>muh regular season Retard
>>140307822I so hate any woman without a monobrow who feels the need to do eyebrow maintenance. What are those caterpillars?
>>140307871Can't answer the question?:^)
>>140307777It hurts but it's the truth. Digits don't lie. Luckily Soilers are worst. Now look at this comeback.
>>140307408Gambling scandal
Of course Dallas are the only team to lose game 1If Otter looks like this the series is over
