Why do you, as a man, not own a Nissan Titan?
Why should I?
>>27597546Kinda want one as theyre the last v8 trucks.
>>27597546i do but it is an old broke down piece of shit
Came with big V8 standard. Now your choices are way more limited.Nissan really fucked up not marketing it at all.
>>27597608Literally all of the big 3 offers V8s
>>27597546If you can't put a 4x8 sheet of plywood flat in the bed and close the tailgate, your just driving a pigfat piece of poser shit, and probably need your balls cut off.
>>27597546Don't need a truck. A minivan does fine.
I have no use for a pickup and I have nothing I need to compensate for.
>>27597546I will never own a Nissan, I have enough self respect to not be a scumbag
>>27597791/thread
>>27597546i remember seeing them in 2007 at the autoshow, i was 19 and thought they were really cool huge and now they are lil pissant trucks
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>>27597546Because I have a frontier
>>27597791>>27597826TDS have you thinking about penises again anon
>>27597833>Because I have a frontiercame here to say this
>>27597546They use the same oil filters as their shitbox comuter cars instead of a larger one like every other truck.
>>27597689Sorry, I forgot reliable.
>>27597954I’d call them more reliable than a lot of cuckbox Korean/VAG shit you see on the road.
I don't need one, especially that big
>>27598007This. Am considering a Frontier thoughbeitever
>>27597546>Nissan
too fancy and I didn't like it.
>>27597892>"""Truck derangement syndrome""" = "someone I don't like doesn't like the type of vehicle that I like"Wow, epic own. It must have taken the collective brainpower of 150 thousand pickup truck owners to come up with that one.I think you should use that same phrase in every single thread someone says something mean about pickup twucks! Nobody can tell you're the same autist embarrassing himself by spamming the same retarded phrase over and over. Implicating that everyone who doesn't like trucks is a gay and hating on gays totally doesn't make you look like a closeted/self hating homosexual. Also doesn't feed into the overcompensating stereotype. Good job little pickup snowflake, keep it up. Maybe you can find another logical fallacy from the /pol/ sticky and use that in your next image.
>>27598138>seething this hardkek!
27598158Totally owned me with a deflectionAwesomesauce over 9000 internetz
>>27597546japanese attempt at making an american trophy truck. yawn.its fuel injectors are good to steal for building honda motors, they're E85 tolerant and flow like 350cc/min each. that's all these are good for
>>27597546Too big for what I do. I don't need it. I do have a Frontier though and I love it.
>>27597892cope and seethe microdick
>>27598183this can tow 2x the rating of a ridgeline>>27597912the engine is extremely reliable and proven in formula d>>27597689yeah but the dodge is a dodge, the gms rust out or wear out top ends, the fords have belt driven oil pumps and cam phaser issues
>>27597546I'm not too fat to fit in a sports car
Yesterday's Lowes run:100 cedar fence boards4 ea 8' 2x4Huge hydrangia x 2 ea4 ea large pots32 lbs briquettes3 ea propane cylinders exchanged...Could that have fit in our toyota sedan? Yes, in two trips. I don't carry propane cylinders in my car but you can do whatever you like. All that shit fit in my crew cab 6.5' bed, under the tonneau and in the back seat. Having a truck is sweet, but you shouldn't get one.
>>27598990i could fit everything but the wood in my miata
>>27599001Das right. Three trips no problemo chief
The big 3 literally shoved the Titan Cummins piece of shit into a coffin, all 3 nailed it down, and all 3 shoved it into the grave and covered it. What a piece of shit truck.
The Titan died because Nissan is downmarket from Dodge and it offers nothing over the 1500
>>27599594anything is better than a fucking dodge
NIssan is for scum bottom-tier credit dwellers. Even Ram is an upgrade.
For as much bashing as Nigsan gets for the Altima crowd, Titan drivers are the least likely to act melanin enriched on the road in my experience
>>27597546I had a Frontier that had some devastating transmission and drive shaft issues. Surprisingly some idiot bought it, it almost had to go to the junkyard.
I've never seen a non-huwhite person driving a Titan. Not once.
>>27598937"better than a ridgeline" is a low bar roflmao
>>27597833>>27597908>>27598723You fellers like yours? I'm thinking about getting one even though a SUV would probably better fit my needs.
>>27597546I do.
>>27602166yeees they are very cool
I have an adequately sized cock. I work in an office. Why do I need one?
>>27597546I'd only get a Titan if the Ridgeline was the only alternative
Pathetic payload for such a large "truck". It's literally an SUV with a bed. Designed for the active™ family that will throw 4 backpacks and a single kayak in it and exclaim that they are FULLY LOADED before heading out to some pay to enter pond.
>>27597546I have one and I'm literally going bankrupt trying to keep gas in the tank. Fuckin thing gets like 9 miles a gallon
>>27603179skill issue
>>27597546Because I own a Silverado
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>>27603177That's what most American truck owners are doing too if you would stop larping for 2 seconds
>>27603153you're probably a busrider leftist from reddit and don't even own a car based on the cock obsession comment. but on the off-chance that you own a car, a titan or frontier will last longer than whatever bullshit cuckmobile you have, unless it's a toyota/lexus/ or panther platfform. it's one of the best vehicles you can buy. nissan trucks are legit and simply a good buy as a vehicle regardless of whether you need a "truck." people whine about:>oh there's no good used vehicles that aren't overpricedwell titans, frontiers, gmt400 and gmt800 platform tahoe/yukon/suburban are the new cheap and reliable vehicles. you snooze you lose.
>>27597546nissan interiors are cheap and uncomfortable
>>27597892I see articles like this all the time about various aspects of masculine culture. Who the fuck actually listens to these guys
>>27603335>Nooo you can't laugh at truckfags otherwise you're a redditor or busrider lol, you realize there's other cars on the road besides trucks, right? Most of them, actually. I'm a Honda guy so chances are my cars will last just as long or longer. Again. I work in an office. Why do I need a giant v8 truck to commute in again? Please remind me. On the off chance that I need a truck, I can always rent or borrow one so.
