>Help! The green ape is hunting me! Hes going to toss a spear at me and cook me for lunch! Help somepony help! I’m too young to be put between two slices of bread and eaten!
>>41032933OH NO HE IS CHASING ME WITH HIS SPEAR IN HIS HAND
>>41032933I guess the schizophrenia runs in the family.
yeah it would be her that says all that what is her fucking problem why would you be so bitchy in a pony near-utopia
>>41032933>3 AND A HALF INCHES OF. . .>ANONYMOUSE PLEASURE
>>41032944
>>41032933When I said I was gonna eat you out I didn't mean it literally.
>>41032933>Anon was only trying to swat a bug that was about to sting her
>>41032933Of course Linky is annoying as always
>>41032933>Just then Anonymous leaps from the bushes wearing only a lion cloth and brandishing a spear.>Linky tires to scramble to her feet, but it's too late. Anon pounces the blue mare, cock fully erect.>Linky screams out one last scream for help before Anon rams his cock into her marehood belting out, "ooga booga!" And holds his spear in front of her neck as if to stabilize himself on his new mount.>Anon rides the small horse letting out all sorts of other caveman sounds. Linky tries to fight the "green ape" on her back but soon her wild bucks and kicks turn to drooling and moaning as Anon pounds her into the ground.>Linky lets out an exasperated scream as her marehood washes Anonymous' cock with a torrent of mare cum.>Anon continues thrusting wildly until he lets out one last, "unga bunga!" and fills the mare with his mighty seed.>Anon plants his spear in the ground next to them and begins petting the mare under her chin.>"Enjoy the thrill of the hunt!" Anon asks.>Linky nuzzles Anon from beneath him and answers, "uh huh... Same time next week?">The rest of downtown Ponyville has been trying to ignore these "hunts" for a month now.
>>41032999Yep, the mental challenges indeed do run in the family.Also that's hot and nice triples
that's fucking racistyou niggers
Calm down Linky I'm not going to eat you I'm just going to brutally rape you
>>41032999checked and chuckled
>>41032933>Oh, you are getting sandwiched alright. Just probably not in the way you expect. *Wink Wink nudge nudge totally obvious innuendo. basically, you are getting fucked*
>>41032999My smoothbrain dream
>>41033479wtf dont rape linker
>>41033479R----_R_R__APE HER!!
>>41032933unf
>>41032933>Some ponies have developed a predator fetish after hearing rumors about Anon and his sexcapades.
>>41032933>actual horse behaviorAccurate.
>>41035712Pred/Prey fetishes need to be explored more on this fandom
>>41035775Newfagging pretty hard there. Tons of AiE is them getting turned on by his incisors during makeout sessions.
>>41032933Mmm horse meat.
Out of everypony id most like to eat linky. I hate her
>>41034316>linky got hurtGood
>>41032933Actually linky youre a bit over the prime age
>>41032933>Be anon>Out on a leisurely stroll through the woods on a Sunday>Birds chirping, gentle breeze>Breddy good day>Gets better when you find a wicked long stick>Straight as a rod>Damn near five foot long>Thing’s fucking sweet>Take it as a walking stick>By mid afternoon you begin making your way back to town>You come around a bend in the trail and spot Linky smelling a wild flower>Wave you arm at her and shout a hello>Voice cracks half way through and you make a weird sound instead>beta as fuck>Linky looks at you and then turns to leave>Damn, struck out again>You both make your way back to Ponyville but your longer strides makes it so you quickly close the distance between you>Linky looks back at you and picks up the pace>That’s weird>It’s like she saw something>You look back but can’t see anything>A little while later she does it again before beginning to trot>Again, you look back but don’t see anything>But if Linky’s scared, there has to be something out there you’re just not seeing>You begin to jog after her>Just as the two of you are about to escape the woods she breaks into a dead sprint>You don’t even bother looking back>If a talking pony’s scared, you’re scared>You sprint with all you have, raising your new stick off the ground to run better>As you get within mere feet of her she trips>”Help! The green ape is hunting me! Hes going to toss a spear at me and cook me for lunch! Help somepony help! I’m too young to be put between two slices of bread and eaten!”>Holy shit!>You’re being hunted!>Linky scrambles to her feet but she’s too slow and you begin to overtake her>You may be a coward, but there’s no way you’re going to let a defenseless mare get eaten>Without many options, your tard brain takes over and tries to find a way to encourage her to speed up>As you get right behind her you shout“Is that as fast as you can run?”
>>41036090Kek now do an unironic hunting fetish one
>>41032999>it was all just a roleplayRuined
>>41036090hearty chuckle
>>41036062Do you think any cavemen ficked horses or was that not until the preclassical era?
>>41032938flesh spear
If your ancestors hunted and ate horse in the past you are forever cursed and will not see Equestria when you die.
>>41038200>Only the Abbos are making it to EquestriaGrim
>>41036875
>>41036875Oh cavemen 100% fucked horses. You're insane if you don't want to tap a horse ass, and people back then didn't have the societal inhibitions.
>>41038344imagine fucking a horse back then and she decides to kick you in the nuts randomly
>>41036090heh
>>41038200I reject my humanity, Jojo!!!!
>>41032999I love this. She tries to kick, fight back, but its futile. She quickly succumbs to the pleasures and then orgasms
>>41038344>8000 bc>cavemen
>>41036090Good one.
>>41038821Humans were “cave men” in 8,000 BC. Agriculture was in the most infancy of infancies and “cave man” is just a generic term for prehistoric humans.
Cavemen built dwellings (the distant ancestors of Homo Sapiens were also capable of doing so), but them have barely saved.
>>41038925"Caveman" is a character trope in the realm of pop culture, not humanities. So dont sit here and try to talk about the status of agriculture like that has anything to do with the term's definition. That's disingenuous. The archetype of the caveman most closely resembles our paleolithic ancestors, which was way before 8000bc
>>41039180pop culture, not science* or humanities
>>41039180>Muh carbon datingYour dating techniques are fraudulent. Try worshiping something else besides "pop science"
>>41039203Did you copypaste this into the wrong thread? This has literally nothing to do with what i just said you schizo
linker
>>41039180I know cave man isn’t a valid term, that’s my point. When most people say cave man they just mean generic hunter gatherers. >>41039203This isn’t me.
>>41038589Imagine fucking a horse at any point at it kicks you in the ribs and you fucking die regardless of medical technology. Zoophiles are nutcases.
>>41032933What a retard lmao
>>41032933>>I’m too young to be put between two slices of bread and eaten!https://youtu.be/vR7KLmVThLk?si=xgqez0yevRMZjjwZ
>>41032999>linky organisms from roleplayclassic spaz
bump
>>41039180>>41040142You're both wrong."Caveman" era is a period of time that is generally defined as the Stone Age, we've agreed on that since the fucking Flintstones came out. Cavemen use bone and stone tools and wear leather. This is a pretty clearly defined image both in popular culture as well as in scientific media. When you say "caveman" you're referring to something pretty specific. We know them as cavemen because a lot of early societies did, in fact, live in caves.Fun fact, there were many different kinds of cavemen. Neanderthals are just one, and we're learning more and more about them every day. The popular conception of them being slower, stupider, ugly, is actually most likely to be completely inaccurate, and the reverse in fact was true. They had stronger bones and more rugged features; it's entirely possible that Cro Magnon man, from which modern man is more strongly descended, thought of them as desirable mates because so many of us have Neanderthal DNA mixed in.If anybody wants to talk about cavemen this is my special interest. I could post for hours about this shit.
>>41041436You're also wrong, if you love a mare and she loves and trusts you the odds of getting kicked are pretty low.
>>41042247>pretty lowI'd prefer it was 0% before I'd consider sticking it in horse vagoo.
>>41042383never a 0% odd of anything, pussy boy.
>>41042244>because so many of us have Neanderthal DNA mixed in.I would argue that Neanderthals didn't live in Asia and Africa, but I'm not Asian or African.
>>41042396They were pretty widespread in their original range, and when Cro Magnon man interbred with them they carried those genes further
>>41038200Christ died on the cross to rid me of the sins of my forefathers.
>>41042452>incoming argumentmmmm fuck yeah!
>>41036090>“Is that as fast as you can run?”Someone draw this.
>>41042452>the big J granted me access to infinite marepoonThanks I guess?
>>41042244If Neanderthals were so much hardier than us, then why did we persist and they didn't?That's not a facetious question, I'm legitimately asking. I don't doubt they were smarter than us, and I'm aware that interbreeding between H. sapiens sapiens and Neanderthals is a large part of how they "died out," but I'm curious as to why Europeans didn't get naturally selected into being more Neanderthal than human.
>>41043953Not necessarily infinite. You need to be married first.
>>41044022Ignore that fag, he's just drinking the punch.It's typical historical revisionism like the kind you'd expect to find at the top levels of "academic science". In typical liberal fashion, they've done the most racist thing possible by drawing a parralel between cavemen and blacks. >suddenly after decades, new conclusions are being drawn about Neanderthals based on the same fossil evidence they already had>actually humans are at least 50% subhuman hybrid>did you know the knuckle-dragging spearchucker Neanderthal was superior in every way? >why did they go extinct then? Leave it to the qualified scientists, chump. >actually, diversity was our ancestors' greatest strength
>>41044446He said they were hardier and had a tougher bone structure. Can you stop being one of those always online politics obsessed losers?
>>41044446What the fuck are you saying
>>41044446What the fuck are you talking about? If anything the whole Neanderthal thing is an argument for why whites and Asians are provably genetically superior to non-whites.
SEX
>>410444464chan was a lot more fun to read before they let the robots in.
>>41044446Guy you replied to, if anything Neanderthals being smarter and hardier than plain old H. sapiens sapiens proves that Caucasians are fundamentally better than browns, like >>41044472 said.
>>41044446>>41045854You guys conviently forget that Neanderthals lived in much smaller bands thus had less communication, along with less advanced tools than Sapiens. They simply were outcompeted generally by the immigrating H. Sapiens for prey and territory. This is why we share at max 4% DNA with them, they were just losing population far faster
>>41032933i just wanna cuddle linky
