How do you wish to go to Equestria without getting monkey pawed?
>>41026746>I Dream of Jeannie, but with LunaWhy do I need to go to Equestria?
>>41026746>rape
>>41026746It would be more funny and interesting if you did get monkey pawed?But monkey paw always seems he worst, like no legs or some junk (which in land of magic and wings might not matter).But it can almost always get worse, and it usually does.What if we go for a Light easy monkey paw.Like The pony internet is nothing more then live text and video (no websites, or art or xxx).That would probably happen. (doesn't seem that light and easy.?)ok, you arrive in equestria, but...(you're female? again this seems too extreme.)Ok i got it, you're blind...wait...in only 1 eye.
>>41026746I wish to marry you
>>41027010You get to Equestria and get married to Luna. It's shortly before she becomes Nightmare Moon and gets banished.
>>41027019I grab onto her and we both get sent to the moon
>>41027010>she divorces you and takes half of your assets
>>41027674Half of zero is still...zero! Muwahahaha checkmate Luna. I learned this move from the janny.
>>41027681>she settles for one of your arms, one leg, one lung, kidney, one eye and ear and one of your testicles>lawyers tell you you've gotten off lightly
>>41027702LUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
