All ponies you have ever masturbated to won't exist in your afterlife of Equestria. So guys, who will stay?
>>41025316Damn. The place is going to be completely empty.
>>41025316Guess I'm getting sent to G5 Equestria.
>>41025316It'll be just the mares left.
>>41025328Gay.
>>41025316I will stay if only to masturbate over their remaining belongings
>>41025330It's not gay if he's a stallion, my thread said so.
>>41025332Who will stay is meant to say: Which MLP character will stay in Equestria. You will have no choice; you have to stay there.
>>41025335I meant what I said
>>41025316I'm positive I've cranked one out to every relevant mare in the show, so my Equestria is going to be full of background ponies.What about rule 63'd stallions?
Only Glimmer remains. I'm killing myself immediately.
>>41025359Actually I'm retarded and just saw it says "afterlife." I'm double killing myself in the afterlife I guess
>>41025316 (OP)Tons and tons of very background poniesThere are so many background mares still untapped, waiting for their turn
>>41025316Okay but if I yanked it to a changeling? Does that get rid of every signal changeling at once or just that specific changeling?
>>41025376The unique changelings stick around, unless you wacked it to them too
>>41025316What did I do to end up in hell?
>>41025321This post was made for me. Recently I finished a sort of “world tour” where I fapped to every single character in the show. Stephen Magnet, Snips and Snails, Sombra, Apple Fritter, Goldie Delivious, ive fapped to all of them. I shit you not, I’ve nutted to Professer Flintheart, Starswirl the bearded and Chancellor Neighsayer. Mare, foal and stallion, I’ve nutted to ALL OF THEM. I’ve nutted to fucking FEATHERWEIGHT. Nothing is safe from the might of my shaft. A couple years ago I decided to go onto the fandom wikipedia for a list of characters, and I worked my way down it. I’ve nutted to literally every female character in the show. It’s the crowning achievement of my life. I’m studying to become a lawyer right now and that literally wouldn’t make me as happy as getting to the bottom of that list made me. I hope there isn’t some obscure appul mare who wasn’t on the list who wakes up to find her family gone. If that happens I hope there’s a film crew of windigoes following her around, shooting a show called Last Mare in Equestria. Will she stay put, or will she make for the city? If she stays put it’s gonna be really sad watching the farm fall apart, because not even Applejack can keep an entire farm running by herself. Anyways I hope the last episode ends with her giving up after she scours literally all of Equestria looking for company. Maybe there’s a season arc where she finds a trail of notes she thinks is from her best friend but it turns out those notes were laid down before the Dissapearance, and her best friend disappeared wondering if Appulmare really liked her. Anyways somber chords start playing she makes her way to the remnants of Ponyville, she finds all these dead animals in Applejacks farm who died waiting for somepony to feed them, and she breaks down crying. But what’s this? From Twiggy’s “Fuck You” castle she hears what sounds like a party! She goes inside and finds Me, the Smooze and Cranky Doodle Donkey playing O&O. Those were LITERALLY the only characters who I couldn’t force myself to cum for. Something about them just isn’t attractive. Anyways once that happens the screen cuts to black
>>41025401I somehow remember someone saying he wanted to coom to every MLP character in the past. Could it be?
>>41025401>>41025404Maybe this: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40533444/#40533444
>>41025406>>41025404sadly no, thats not me. I would like to meet a felllw completionist one day.In the meantime, now that i know theres only 2 characters i need to nut to to make the achievement pop, I just gotta wait until i come accross some really good smooze porn.
>>41025401Haha, it was probably really easy to cum to all of those fillies, not? Ha ha.
Mares fear me fish fear me, animals make a wide berth when I approach. I am qlone in this barren equestria.
>>41025316probably just stallions
>>41025316
>tfw basically guaranteed to end up in Creaturequestria nowfuck
>>41025316>Luna>Celestia>Twilight>CadenceWell, now that the royals are gone, i'm not gonna live long anyway now that the sun will be fixed in a single position.
so if i speedrun masturbating to every single pony i can commit genocide of an entire species simply by jacking off? sounds fun, count me in
>>41025401did you jack off to the rick and morty ponies?
>>41025992>He doesn't know
>>41025316We will never go to equestria in this case...https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37337445/#37339723
>>41025401>could jack off to 99.9% of characters but not based SmoozeWhat the FUCK is wrong with you? Also, maybe it could od help you to think of Cranky as a bald Neighsayer?
>>41025506finish ithttps://cdn.twibooru.org/img/2020/7/14/750249/full.png
>>41025316there's always the EQGverse, unless that's also excluded
>>41025353>spoilerThey only exist as mares who will rape you on sight
>>41026580>They only exist as mares who will rape you on sightOh no haha, I hope they don't catch me
>>41026025Does jacking off to Celestia also erase the Sun?
the underage ponies would remain cause I ain't no pedo + a lot of the background ponies
>>41025316Depri and Luna, both are not for sexual. Winona. Spike. Most of the dudes. Lower half of Bloomberg. Quite a lot, really.What about OCs? Do they disappear so hard from their basic state of nonexistence that they create holes in reality?
>>41025316>Applejack's extended family that never gets any pornNah I'd win
>>41027553>Luna>not for sexual
>>41027563She's like a vision, a vaguely familiar presence, a reified aisling poem, you know? You can fuck a breath of morning mist if you really want to, but It'd just feel wet, cold and awkward.
>>41027553>Lower half of Bloomberg.You fapped to Bloomberg's top half? What was the pic, how did you do it.Why?What would Applejack say?
Impotencechads WW@?
>>41026630Whoa, that's hot. She cute.
