How do I become a professional horse hugger?
>>41023629By means of supply and demand.
Years of education and training, and even then you'll need three referrals
>>41023629By first looking at examples of how horses hug each other.
>>41023629Try aggressive booping first so you learn where their limits lie, then move up to pats, and so on
>>41025064Very rude to those horses there.
>>41025074Making the mother of all boops here, Jack. Can't fret over every scrunch
>>41025064>white horse barely reacts until after her snoot is let go of>just gestures like "your hands stink anon, egh"Horses are both expressive and silly creatures>>41025074Maybe it looks like it but I can at least say, I do something similar with the family dog and she loves to play like that. And it always ends with nose kisses and treats.
>>41025956Horses aren't really dogs. Doesn't really have the same subserviant, unconditional love of allowing you to do weird things to it because hooman loves me and I love hooman, that dogs have.
>>41023629>Approach Pony"PWEASE GIVE ME HUGGY WUGGIES UWU!">Pony runs away screaming.>repeat endlessly>Y Pony no give huggles?
>>41025956>>41026162the owner disabled comments on the originating video . . . i know horses have a high tolerance for human shenanigans regardless, but it's probably not something you should do every day.
