Monster Girl Wiki: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_EncyclopediaMonster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/Writers list: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/writerlist.htmlFanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.htmlNextcloud Archive: https://st44244.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/HYyFwJMp588a4tEIt's Caturday again.
>>46692300Batcat also cat
mofu morning
>>46692318As is birdcat.
Thick hag this, loli brat that. Where are the monster girls of the nubile maiden variety?
You have encountered the fat, lethargic Ocelomeh of the local hunter tribe. She does not hunt very well or often because she is so lazy. You have taken her by surprise and thus have the advantage.Be careful how you proceed...
>>46692413[X] Paizuri
You're gay if you wouldn't marry a holstaur. I'm sorry, but it's just a fact. It's not even up for debate. They're the litmus test for heterosexuality. Not saying they have to be your favorite girl or one of your choice picks, but if you're completely against marrying one, you're a homosexual.
>>46692394Did you perhaps mean, maidens of the nile variety?
>>46692544What is that cow doing to that poor baphomet?
>>46692630She's showing that bapho the errors of her ways.
>>46692630Moggenings
>>46692514No anon! You fool! She'll suck the tip and consume the climax and gain an instant power boost from your essence! You won't be able to escape then! She'll have the energy to move quick even if she is fat and flip you right around to start amazon pressing! You'll doom yourself!
going to make a hell-bogie at build a bogie workshop for the ultimate fluffy/plush creature that's inescapable. I really wonder how the market is for these stores if they're only mysteriously popping up for a single person at a time
>>46692544>Holst: yes>Haku: yes, please!>Mino: easy passWhat's your fancy strip say about me?
>>46692635>>46692645Why is the Bapho enjoying it?
>New girl is released>She's already forgotten
>Ask Malef out on a date >She says yes >Now just awkwardly looking at her while waiting for our food What do I say? What do I do? I didn’t think I’d get this far
>>46692413Be polite and greet her.A gentleman should always be well mannered, even when dsaking with jungle savages.
>>46692413lie down next to her, grab her around the waist, push my face into her cleavage, and snuggle with her while she naps in the sun.
>>46692666Because she’s starting to realize she’d like to have tits like that too.
>>46692544I like alps.
>>46692854Fag.
>>46692907Nah.
>>46692300Monsters bullying boys in schools is a serious problem. We have to do something about it.
>>46692743I don't know, ask her what it's like being a dragon I guess?
Protect.
>>46692854>>46692907>tfw no Alp that femdoms you and calls you a faggot for it
>>46693019Alp calling someone a fag is their mating call.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.
>>46692929Clearly if a young girl is acting out it’s because she lacks an adult male authority figure in her life, so I propose we pair these girls up with men from town, single of course so they can focus their time and energy on teaching these girls proper manners. In fact I would like to volunteer to lead this project and prove that it can work.
>>46693035What monsters would be from Barbados?
>>46693232please do be so kind as to never post this shit again
>>46693257
>>46693232>Canonically cucks darlingNah, EMG sucks.
>>46693282>Canonically cuckswhat?
This cow does things to me.
>>46693312>Obese black shitNah, this cow sucks.
>>46693318Choke on a potato.
>>46693318>you have alerted the hound
>German hellhounds
>>46693417They shit on you?
>>46693417Tibetan hellhounds
>>46693477>Easily bullyable jinko that gets upset when you tell her all jinkos have a shit fetish and that she wants to fuck her holst neighbor>calls you "saar">works a customer service tech support job>all the food she shares with you is unreasonably spicy>doesn't shower (stinks good)That you for giving me this idea
>wet horsepussy came and attention to her went away in like a dayAnother Phoenix huh.
>>46693624We don't take kindly to horsepussy 'round these parts
Kunoichi is just a poor man's succubus, and with no wings.
>>46693662But she's a NINJA. That makes her like 10 times as cool.
>>46693662More like a succ is just a kunoichi without proper training.
>>46693624Another almost all of them, anon. The wait times just make it funnier and more notable.
>>46693702ambush tactics, stealth and ability to wrestle her husband to the ground in seconds are hardly "proper".
>>46693758For some reason I'm thinking of Gazer. Barely anyone talks about her, despite her being top-shelf.
If a monster leaves her panties in your locker, what am I supposed to do? Return them to her?
>>46693702Yeah, and I'm a poor man so give me normal succ
>>46693790Man I don't know what to tell you other than that we're using different definitions for the word 'proper'.
>>46693471I don't understand this "German == Scat" meme.
>>46693904It's because they make poop porn, don't worry about it
>>46692743play footsie
>>46693624Because most people here are tourists that only want girls with cat ears and tail or fox ears and tail(s) and nothing else. Centaurs are the test for whether someone is a true monster girl enjoyer or not. If you wouldn't wife a centaur at all and mate with her horse half, you're a tourist, plain and simple. You get a pass if you're into arachnes or other monster girls with extreme biologies of course. Also doesn't help that kelpie's design is a bit bland.
>>46693845If you don't want it to happen to you, then it's not proper. Don't tell you want to be ambushed and wrestled by a kunoichi.
>>46693951>Centaurs are the test for whether someone is a true monster girl enjoyer or not.Xenomorphs are, actually. Centaurs are peak normie stuff.
>>46693904germans are into some weird stuff
>>46693976I'm quite certain the Japanese outdo everyone in terms of "weird stuff."
>>46693967I'd fuck a xenomorph but not a half-horse because that's weird. Steeds are for transportation, not lewding.
>>46693987You'd have to work pretty hard to outdo pamperchu.
Fairies are the ultimate monster girl because they are small and cute and I like them
>>46693967<3
>>46693232>she bites
>>46692300Tacocat....
>>46693951People who say this are invariably closet furries. You even have that pseudo elitist-combined-with-persecution-complex attitude, just like furfags that always try to derail any monster girl mention on any other board into a furry spam. I genuinely hope you get immeasurably angry any time you see a normal catgirl, foxgirl, a succubus or any other "human in cosplay".The appeal of MGs is more than what's on the outside. That's the whole point. You should go check out /mlp/ or /trash/, those places were created for people just like you.
>>46694098Imagine wasting so many words on a closet horse fucker.
>>46693959Okay, I won't.
>>46694098>The appeal of MGs is more than what's on the outside.For the most case this is girls that will murder you for food or keep you as a sex slave.
"CHESHIRES could be here," he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be CHESHIRES anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE CHESHIRES," he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful, thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of mamono after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want," he said to himself, out loud.
>>46694145MGQ goes to >>>/vg/
>>46693904Blame the merchants.
>>46693624It's cause people here have the species they like and stick to that. So they don't really have much to talk about regarding new species. I like the Kelpies design and her personality is cool and lore around it is cool. But it's very local so one can't expand discussion on it much.
It's too late. They've already infiltrated. We were never not surrounded.
>>46694160Red racist and blue bitch.
Even though they are different species, I still can't help but picture a pyrow and a kunoichi as sisters, with kunoichi being the older, responsible, calm and proper sibling, and pyrow being the younger, bratty, smug and irresponsible one.
>>46693951>ackchyually true monster girls...Enough of this shit, pls.
>>46694160Despite the fact that short hair is ultimately much more practical, I have a fondness for kunoichis with long hair tied in ponytails.
>>46694158This, I think. I found the perfect girl in Trolls and now everything else is a downgrade. I post other monsters mainly out of courtesy.
>>46693967Centaurs are special because there is enough human girl to lead the curious to temptation, but the horse half is a big enough deal that you can't just pretend it doesn't exist.
>>46694185>virtually no difference between the harpy and demon in this pic and yet one is not a "true" monster girlHow does the paint thinner taste?
>>46694201>hands>no handsCome on anon, anyone can notice that.
>>46694192All according to plan. The long hair can be used as a distraction as well as to hide ninja tools. She'll be the kunoichi disguised as a geisha or hostess who strikes when you least expect it. Masters of disguise, not just stealth.
>>46694193Kelpie profile is good. It has cool lore bits of being good singers and lake guardians and people helping them get a man with silence but it's very local. You have to imagine a scenario of like a town that has a Kelpie lake guardian that also sings for them, so a festival celebrating a new season and Kelpie singing for example.
>>46694209>mock a long-haired kunoichi's hairstyle>she silently pulls out her demonrealm silver hairpins and pinshots you from thirty yards
>>46694208>focusing on handsFound the freak.
>>46694201The early mgs threads were retarded thanks to mgqtards. That picture was more than overused back then.
>>46693417
>>46694179Could work with an Echidna.
>>46694209>The long hair can be used as a distraction as well as to hide ninja tools.Or to hide her blushing face.
God I need a hag right now.
>>46693477For Germans, it's an insult. For pajeets, it's life. People also just like to pretend pajeets don't exist and aren't polluting the internet.Anyhow, for me? It's a Russian demon.
>>46694286>zello zir anone pleíz zígn da kontract, ai need a huzbant
/pol/ hours?
>>46694223>mock a kunoichi>she attacks>complimen ther>she attacks trying to hide her embarrassment>ignore her>she attacks, angry at you for not giving her attentionThere's just no winning with these girls.
>>46692394>Thick hag this, loli brat that. Where are the monster girls of the nubile maiden variety?Were they not already included in the loli brat category?
>>46693624Kelpie has to compete with lot of aquatic girls, most of them top tier. She sadly doesnt stand out muchKC shpuld've gone hippocampi really, atleast their design would've been far more interesting to talk about
>>46694333...I need to practice my penmanship first...
>>46694335We call her purrler, here.
Of course Mick's upset KC released a new girl, I should've known
>>46693624From the paywall era, the only girls with any staying power were Pyrows and Malefs.
Ave, True to Caesar.
>>46694350I like her design but it is in the end just a water centaur. That's true.
Food for thought.>the laws in the cat kingdom favor cats>men have to do what cats say>". As long as men living in the kingdom obey the law and adore cats, they are promised a life with all their necessities taken care of; ">including married men>but monster girls consider men the same species as themSo in practice the cat kingdom doesn't enforce this law or it only cares about female cats.
>>46694402Will I impress a Malef Dragon if I show her my CK2 knowledge and my ironman restored rome save?
Jinkobut fat
Anonbut raped
AnonBut maledom
Anon loses to regular succs
Anon but covered in lilim sauce
>>46694537She couldn't say no to Anon's homecooked meals because it'd be rude.
>>46694675A MERE LAPCAT
>>46692318Batcat best cat.
>>46694697But I want to curl up in HER lap! While she gently strokes my hair and says she loves me!
>>46694715If she fits, she sitsIf she doesn't fit, too bad, she sits anyway
>>46694715No father figure moment
>>46694732A lot of broken people here. Your point?
The mamono order shall reign!
>>46692300
Cats and dogs are united in their ability to mindbreak anons with sitting on his face
>>46694732yes, your behavior is
>>46694339Your problem is that you're thinking defensively. You have to attack first.
>>46694770Some of them need to grow spines
>>46694838NTA but many of us are not really the violent type.
>>46693578This is why all jinkos will tell you they're Siberian.
>>46694863Manticore spines will do.
>>46694838>anon and kunoichi take turns trying to attack each another>it turns into a weird game where they try to one-up their opponent in everything>cut to kunoichi in an apron>"Yes I DID bake your favorite pie and I did it PERFECTLY, I WIN"
>>46693624Kelpie is too wet for most Hosspussy anons, and to Hoss for most Fishfucker anons.>very nichePersonally I think her art is great - and I'm a Hossfucker, but I'm not into swimming and living in the water - so not really for me.
>>46694778I can fix her!
>>46693624>>46692732I mean, I'm sure plenty of people have jacked it to her, it's just that not many people outside of /b/ or /trash/ advertise the fact
>>46694944Cue image of Cent-waifu and her Anon riding past the river, looking down at the Wet-hoss:> "And I didn't need to trap my Husbando into riding my back"The femdom/entrapment aspect is also another niche factor.
>>46694944Normal Centaurs can already swim for swimming pools or Onsen-play.
>2 legs good>4 legs better>8 legs best>Oomukade even better than that!
>>46694944There's something strange about this horse, but I can't put my finger on it.
>Snakes lower body is basically one entire legThey can't stop winning.
How does someone without magical senses tell the difference between a Dark Mage and a 3DPD sorceress?>>46695153The AI gave her two sets of ears.
>Dormouse on one side>Weresheep on the otherYou're never leaving the bed
What is the ultimate hag?I need a greater challenge
>>46695164>The AI gave her two sets of ears.To be fair, human artists do that too.
>>46695057>"And I didn't need to trap my Husbando into riding my back"That's not very nice. Why are centaurs such cunts?
>>46695112DryHoss getting wet is BestHoss
>>46695254cute dorkbut we can go dorkier
>>46695158One leg best.
Big bloodbags.
>>46695325What ifHUGE sloog wife?
>>46695361
>>46695186Its both handdrawn and AI when the artist doesn't know how to fill the 'missing'spot with a hairstyle that covers the 3d-ear location.Personally I'm not fussed, if you can take Hosspussy, having 2 sets of ears is aminor issue. Assuming they aren't just a nonfunctional equivalent flap of skin without an internal ear-canal as part of looking semi-human, like egg-laying Lamias having non-lactating 'chest-lumps' or a rear ass-cleft when they would have no asshole at the back is just a form of mimicry of real 3d features.
permaban AIfags, pls.
>>46695441Also, >>46694944 has those ears in canon and the AI doesn't know to leave it out.
>>46695441>non-lactatingproofs?
Has hatter got a bigger dumpy than troll?
>>46695129A fellow boog leg appreciator i see.>>46695112
>>46695441It may be evolution to have 2 sets of functional ears so mamonos can listen to recorded music.
>>46695472Hedcanon/theory as only mammals need to lactate.Unless Lamias birth and hatch an egg, but then also breastfeed the babysnek.
>>46695544>HedcanonAh, so you are a retarded faggot. Thanks for clarifying.
>>46695260I think the only time BestHoss got out-dorked was meeting the Weeb-icorn.
>>46695586What the fuck is that neck
>>46695605Nta, but I think it's AI drawing from a figurine by those leg joints.
>>46695535Or they need really long telephones.
Why are elves like this?
>>46695535She should get some airpods.
>5 pm>Completely wasted in a the bad end bar>Still ask for moreCan I leave the bar unwed?
>>46695658Depends, do you hear the heavy breathing of a giant hag behind you?
Trustworthiness?
>>46695441They may just be lumps to hold their glasses on.Although GS seems to wear those headphones all the time with or without ears underneath.
>>46695691Trust is stored in the breasts, the bigger, heavier and saggier they are, the more trustworthy
>>46695376That is a short elf.
>>46695696I think they're suppose to represent blinkers used in hoss-racing on a bridle but have never watched the irl GS to see if they are worn, and if it is a bridle, the others should all have one too.
>>46695622Mge normal Elves aren't actually slutty, it's only when they get Succubized. But since normie Elves stay in Elf villages, the ones Anons are likely to meet are all Succ-Elves.
>>46695725vampire short elf
>>46695696Or even with 4 ears Hoss still has to use pince-nez glasses.
you vill eat ze slime
>>46695775I see no bat wings nor fangs, ergo she is an elf until proven otherwise.
>Come home from work to discover that your wife is cosplaying--again.>Her purple and black stripes are now painted (dyed?) gray, and she has gray paper mache wings.>Her body is covered in gray paint decorated to look like veiny stone.>"Nyaow that you're home, you can be my plinth!"This is what happens when your wife catches you looking at cosplay ONE TIME.
This thread is fucking awful holy shit
>>46695880Anon, that's racist.
>>46695923No shit, like third of the posts so far are from a single obsessed shitposter.
>>46695775vamp =/= goth, except where goth=vamp
>>46695923Well, what are you gonna do about it? Complain? Or post monster girl OC?
Lich please zombie me with a big fat ghoul ass to suffocate under
>>46695945I married the human and made the elves watch
>>46695934Listen, until I see fangs or vampire attributes, she's an elf.
>>46695725>>46695880>>46695953https://twitter.com/Lota_Skeb/status/1770638965235957789The artist's post seems to refer to her and picrel both as vampires.
>>46696006Must be vampire magic then.
>>46695891Mamonos cosplaying for the human tradition of "Hello-weenie":>Anon's shy little Kobold puts on big false-eyelashes and magic-flame effect... surprised Anon comes home and gets hard-raeped by his mini-Heckhund>Anon's blonde blue-eyed Cent-waifu gets 3 spray-cans of ultra-blakk temporary dye and a horns headset - it's like fucking another hoss without the actual Ntr>Yellow slimegirl gets a bunch of different sized white plastic balls and paints irises and pupils on each one
>>46696015Oni hag pretending to be a pyrowHer exposed belly is her weakness
>Yellow slimegirl then gets into WH40K>No mamono version or anything.>She just got really into painting small things after all those eyes.>Still makes all her necrons look as "cute" as possible, though.
>>46696035Fuck off, faggot.
>>46696015>Camera slow-pans to reveal Anubis in cardboard Gundam suit
>>46696042"How are we supposed to fuck while you wear that?">"Fuck?">Miss Gundam looks down, blushing.>"This is a sex thing?">Oh, dear.
>>46696042>its really impractical>she cant run with itThose beans are getting kissed
How do jiangshi like their beer?Extra hoppy!
>>46696042RISE, EGYPT GUNDAM!
What did the beelzebub to do the guy in the back alley with her tits?She gave him a flyzuri!
>>46696015>monsters cosplaying as feminists for halloween
>>46696015>Tanuki puts on blue striped pyjamas>hands Anon a jockey-whip and a 'Lilim' peaked hat...
Why was the sahuagin so popular on twitch?Because she knows all about streams!
>>46696042>Anubis checks her schedule, puts down finishing her Lego Deathstar, just enough time before Anon arrives>puts on her favorite SW character bikini>Anon doesn't really notice the difference - until she starts to choke him with the golden chain
>>46696136>Anon's Centaur waifu remembers Anon talking about /mlpol/>takes her red listick and mascara pencil>draws a heart&hakenkreuz cutie-mark on her hip>>Anon and his Aryanne secure a future for their mamono daughters
Time to ask a jinko, why the long paws?
>>46696184Why the BIG paws. That joke's ancient and you still ruined it.
>>46696048>next day Anubis takes hours to pick all the coom-papiermache out of her fur
>>46696184I'm going to catch a jinko by her toe.
>>46696194It will make the equally ancient jinko laugh
>>46696015>Anon's Lamia waifu buys five cans of white spray-paint>every time any mamono even looks at her Anon he gets a squeeze-lock>turns out Anon isintothatshitNext year purple bodypaint
The bigger the paw, the easier it is to kiss those beans
>>46696228Could you buy apophis venom in autoinjector form? I'd imagine.
>>46696015>15 year old Elf spends hours watching SFX makeup tutorials online>finally able to draw realistic crows-feet and dye a few individual strands of her black hair gray>goes to Hallo-weenie party at the Hag-bar in her everyday schoolgirl uniform>blends in with all the other 'schoolgirls'>all the Hags seething when she scores a gullible Anon
I could never ask a kinko about her big paws
>>46696292>kinkoWhat is she into?
>>46696309She's a copy cat!
>>46696015>Siberian Jinko asks her Anon what she can maybe wear to the Hallo-weeny party>Anon thinks a bit and suggests orange temporary dye>Jinko is really impressed how her spray turned out, has great fun at the party asking everymamono 'not to redeem', be their IT helpdesk, etc etc>afterwards at home is a bit freaked out when Anon lies down and asks if she'd like to 'designate' on his chest
I’m wurm brained.
I cast rain of jubs
Why do people post ghosts that are just girls with hair covering their eyes? Anyone can pull off that look, even 3DPD.
>>46696015>Vanilla Succubus has left planning until the last minute, has to think of something quick and simple >covers her regular outfit in 'circle-arrow' maleness symbols>comes to the Hello-weeny party and has a really bad time, everybody ignores her>almost going to leave but she finally meets a single Anon>eagerly drags him into the nearest empty bedroom>hfw ThatAnon only tries to fuck her in the ass
I cast wurm of wrath and ruin
Gonna sneak in a bunch of raging mushrooms into the amazon villages and force feed them to all the "house-husbands"Its time for these beta males to break free and finally put their female oppressors in the proper position beneath man
I'm gonna mix up a coktail of manticore venom and raging mushrooms, concentrate it and then inject it into a jubjub
I'm gonna hold up a mirror in front of a basilisk.
>>46696389>3DPDhttps://files.catbox.moe/o12vk6.jpg
>>46695923>/tg/niggers>/vg/kids>AIpests>/d/abominations in previous threadNah, you can't do shit anyway since discord jannies literally hate this thread and think it should be moved to /a/. That's the reason why they not clean all this off-topic shit. But if you're dare to post a picture with bare nipple - enjoy your 1 month ban
>>46696487>think it should be moved to /a/Really ironic.
>>46696509Not haggy enough
>>46696507It would be really funny to me personally, however
>>46696470>https://files.catbox.moe/o12vk6.jpgThen tell me what it means. How are human women not the 3DPD of Monster Girl Encyclopedia?
>>46696389Because it's cute and you're a nigger.
>>46696595That’s people in real life anon. MGE’s human women can’t be by virtue of being 2D images. Besides, human women in MGE can be good too. Some people monsterize intentionally after all.
>>46696487The only way to get banned here is to talk about jannies and their ineptitude, because you're supposed to call them meidos and praise them for deleting porn from time to time.
>>46696656why does that elf have a wedding dress on?
>>46696674Given the horns I think it’s a succubus actually. And because it’s about to be her wedding, clearly.
>>46696674It's an ancient tradition among her people, they call it kosupurei
>>46696703How fascinating! What a world.
>>46696507Monmusu and MonOisho are /a/ but MGE will never become /a/, so is stuck on /jp/ or /d/.
>>46696757>Moving back to /a/Anyone who wants that is crazy.It would, if anything, be even shittier.
>>46696757
>>46696757>>46696764>posting series with cuckoldry and gay shitAt this point it's kinda obvious that we can safely add monmusu to "report on sight" list because only shitposters post it
>>46696764I'm sensing a pattern here.
>>46696789
>>46696703Miss Lizardman also indulges in that ancient tradition (NSFW):https://files.catbox.moe/mnr5fy.jpeg
>>46696795Etc
White boys fuck dogs.
>>46696898I'm too hip for that.
>>46696656>>46696674>>46696684She's from a Yu-Gi-Oh Card.
>>46696762I know, this is not pre 2012 /a/
Random loli monster stopped me during my walk to work and she asked if I'd want to be a magical girl familiarI don't know what that means, but I said yes to get away from her
>>46696234
>live in a duplex next door (more accurately next room over) to a fox>she tells me one day her heating stopped working and now she's cold>asks me if she can crash for a bit to warm up>agree to let her>mfw she comes over looking like this and slips into my bed with me and claims it's because "body heat works better" and begins trying to coil me with her tails and squish her giant breasts against meNot.... gonna.... fall for... it.... not gonna.... be tricked.... gonna remain... stoic.... have to... not... grope.... have to.... have to....
>>46697071Foxoplasmosis in your vents, never share living space with wild animals
>>46697124Don't have sex with fish.
>>46697178Don't have sex with Phish.
>>46697071if she wanted to fox you then she would have done so already. just endure it until her heating is back up.
>>46697214>>46697194the snakehu flu continues to spread...
how many of us do you think will be considered irredeemable by monsters do you think?
>>46693967Xenomorphs it depends on the artist. Like, I love them the an especific artist does them, but I'm not sure if they're thread compliant.
>>46697247Very few.>A danuki will go to That Guy. He'll tell her that she's breathtaking.>Ship girls. So many ship girls.>Even the Mick will get his Cait Sith. Although she'll have to be extra gentle and calm with him since he's such a huge sperg.
>>46697124>>46697133ouhhhh... mermaid fins erotic...
>>46697274Factually wrong. Mick will kill himself.
Don't trust mermaids on the internet, they send you phishing links.
>>46697247She can fix me
>>46697377how bad could it be?
Gentlemen, start your engines.
>>46697477confident bunyips are too powerful
>>46697486It's okay, they lose some of that power when they start speaking.>Ufufu, g'day, ya cute lil' cunt
ABSOLUTELY NOT! If you're going to be in human form, we're not having sex!
>Reference Australia ONCE>Spiders immediately emergeLike clockwork
>Mention how I prefer more modern designed automatons compared to the cogs and gears of old>Hag automatons come out to defend their mechanical internals devicesLike clockwork
>>46697613I wish to bite her
>>46697613me talking to my dragon wife
>>46692732I get to an extent why he does it but waiting more than two weeks to "officially" release new mamano is probably why. By the time they get widely talked about they've already been forgotten
how monstrous do you like your monstergirls?
How would you feel if your ordinary pet cat loved you so much she transformed into a catgirl out of a desire to become your lover and grow closer?
>>46697636/mon/Straya: it's just Sneks and SpoidersCrabman drew the Lamia Village like it was somewhere in the Middle East, it really looks more like Wagga Wagga.
>>46697722I would take a dragontaurI bet they feel great to snuggle up to. Like a furnace.
>>46697757>portals open>ready!>put my string-tie and vest on....
>>46697738I would be quite impressed and touched, and I would have a catgirl hag so might as well breed her for the sake of future anons
>>46697698You have to transform into spider form to do that so that's giving her what she wants.>>46697699In that case, wouldn't it be mamano form rather than human form?
>>46697738Pointless question - Anons who have cats pre-Portal are just going to Alp before their new Cait Shit transforms.
>>46697810what's wrong with cats?
sneks could be browsing this forum right this very second.
>>46694185Only type A are not monster girls
>>46697795old kots are a good
>>46697918>Type D>plain old monstersThe Duke's Dear Freja is a monster girl then.
>>46697935>The Duke's Dear FrejaYou don't think she's at least a *little* hot?
>>46697918That's like saying Argentine will ever beat Britain in a war (it won't)
>>46697935>The Duke's Dear Freja is a monster girl then.You don't consider her? Your loss then.
She has drunk too much and cannot be trusted to get home safely.Will you offer you a room at your house?
>>46697987Just call her an uber?
>>46697987no I don't want oni smell in my bed
>>46697987YES. I would, as I would like to have sex with the oni. Thank you.
would kc ever do mindworms?
>>46698027>mgqshitget out
>>46697987I take her home and feed her eggs
>>46698002She'll just be confused because she's not an uber.
>>46697987Sigh. Where's her Ao-Oni friend to keep an eye on her when you need her?Safety is not Guaranteed. I've only done this once before.But if she's ambulatory I should be able to drive her back to her place.And if not she can maybe sleep in my car? I can pick up a 5' nothing woman, let alone some giant oni.>The real question is why would I even be out at the bars late enough for an oni to be that drunk? I'm too old for that shit.
>>46692394>>46692611! !
>>46697987Bold of you to assume I haven't also drunk too much
>>46697987If the situation were reversed she would care for me.onis are good girls.
>>46698038greenworms are known to attack the heart and the brain metaphorically
>>46698027humans were made to be facesat by angels
>>46698079i love it when a plan comes together
>>46698038mindworms?
your cheese, hand it over
>>46698103https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L5JgTkxAkg
>>46698120garfield really hates mondays, huh?
>>46698103they're like sandworms, but much smaller.
>>46698140They must make good onaholes.
I want to anal the undead lolisHours of foreplay and slow lovemaking with a fat-bottomed loli Wight until she surrenders her butt without complainingPounding a fat-bottomed loli Lich from behind while she's writing down everything in her notebook at the same timeGoing along a fat-bottomed loli Phantom's two actor play and improving the sex scene at the end with added buttsexAttacking a fat-bottomed loli Ghoul in a twice-over wrong holeGently buttfucking a fat-bottomed loli Banshee as mascara and tears of pleasure trickle down her faceTeaching a fat-bottomed loli Ochimusha a more advanced way of serving with her trained, powerful bodySlowly pushing into a fat-bottomed loli Pharaoh's backside, and her loving every second of being dommed like that because she's a lustful bratAlternating between letting a fat-bottomed loli Vampire feed from neck and then stuffing her ass
>>46698116Sorry, i only have Tilsiter.
Need me a british gremlin who lives with her kobold friend that make wacky inventions and hang around with weresheep.
>>46698120>some of you guys are alright, don't come to Polove tomorrow
>Yes anon, call me Bogie the Old Fogey again>It's so funny>Look, even I'm smiling!>I'm DYING of laughter>...I wonder how funny that joke will be when I tell it in your room at 3AM tomorrow. Do not make fun of the elderly.
>>46698337if ms bogie ever gives a scary look you can dive into ms bogeys arms for hug protection
>>46698337I don't want my kids to be a bunch of clowns.
>>46698349>Bogie mother heartbroken when her daughter declares she wants to be a doctor
Mouse, plural.
>>46698374You mean meese?
>>46698374Using fire mouse to make fondue and then not letting her have any
>>46698374One is a geniusThe other's insane
>>46698391No I think it's maize
>>46698374they should go awayi will not give them my cheese
>>46698406Directly to jail.
>>46698374Food for Hebi.
>>46698419This is rude
>>46698374Arouse.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
>>46698374Just the fire rat for me, thanks.
>>46698418It's my cheese and she can't have any
>>46698042I kneel, this anon knows
Unbelievable. I apologized to the Dark Mage that lives in the swamp bog for burning her dark hut down out of superstition once she revealed she was actually brewing potions for health benefits and not summoning evil demons of hell to rape people to death and she told me my apology wasn't good enough! What more is a Witch Hunter like me supposed to do then?!
>>46698612Help her rebuild her house?
>...
>>46698625What do I look like? Some common laborer to you? I am a Witch Hunter, I dirty my hands with the blood of EVIL not bricks and dirt. She will just have to make due.
>>46698626i am weak to being tapped by antennae
>>46698626>Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.
>>46698641Destroying innocent people's houses is pretty evil.
>>46698626But does she DESERVE a head pat?How do I know she isn't evil?
>>46698656All bugs are good girls.
>>46698655Listen I THOUGHT she was evil okay, it was an honest mistake. Even Witch Hunters are fallible, let's all move on okay? Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to go burn down the local impoverished village because the people there all look pale, and that must mean they're UNDEAD which is BAD.
>>46698626BOOG
>>46698641Somebody is asking to get cursed.
>>46698683>BÓGHoly shit
>>46698684But cursing people is evil, she'd prove him right!
Test
>>46698758haku please leave
>>46698694Good bug!
>>46698783why she so gloopy?
>>46698810She's drooling a little venom is all. Happens when she's really happy.
The cuddliest of monsters, bar none.
I am not a snake's hot water bottle.I may be warm, and generate my own heat, and am soft, but that doesn't make me a snake's hot water bottle.I will not be pulled into a snake's coils for the long winter - it will not happen.
>>46698038>would kc ever do mindworms?He doesn't need to, the schizos who obsessively hate him already have brainworms.
I am chaos. I have lived since the beginning, and I will be the end. Such is my hand that it holds the world itself. None may stand opposite of me. My body is the abyss, and darkness came from my mind.
>>46698892>reach out and hold her hand>she gets defeated and instalossesEvery time.
https://imgbox.com/g/WfVB19avQ9Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 49. This concludes the weekly report.New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/od7WiHvySearch schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html
>>46698909Who took the picture of my beautiful, YOUNG, Bapho wife?!
>>46698909Nice gazersAlso the first thing I thought when I saw that Krampus raising a toast was>ting ting ting>Ahem fuck scrooges
>>46698909importantly, birdcute nureonagoi hadn't considered extremist taisui
>>46698626I must pat her head
>>46698646A underappreciated form of cuteness.
>>46698971Devil Bugs got me because their antennae are so cute.
It is with great shame that I must admit to my cupid therapist that I have for the 142nd week in a row failed to get a date like she wanted
>>46698991the dark priest gets really weird in the confessional when i describe my sinful urges
>>46698909That's some delicious Alps ass
>>46698991Oh no, three more weeks of that and you'll have to take HER on a date! That's worse than having to partner with the teacher in gym class!
>walking down the street in my town>suddenly look at this big advertisement sign standing up in front of the local Eros church>"Kissing Instructions and Lessons for Free">"contact your local Eros mission and get into contact with an instructor today">look up and see a Cupid sitting on the church's roof kicking her feet back and forth>she blows me a kissHmmmmm.... I dunno, this sounds kind of fishy to me. Wouldn't kissing one of Eros' Angels be the same as marrying her right then and there? This sounds like a sketch to get more men married and converted into Erosites... But then again, good kissing skills DOES sound pretty useful. Should I try it and see what happens?
>>46698995what do you mean by "weird"?
>>46699017jokes on them i already practiced with ms pyrow
for instant wife just add water
>>46699017Don't do it anon, the moment they get you into their hall they'll insist on giving you sex lessons, then breeding lessons, and then marriage lessons as well! It's a trick! THEY'RE GRIFTERS!
>>46699036i read that as>fox instant wife just add waterdamn foxposters are getting to me.
>>46699033You should go show them what you've learned. Maybe pick up a trick or two to show your best friend.
>>46699011Wait that was never brought up as part of my therapy
What is the punishment for slapping the Pharaoh on her great big brown ass?
>>46699028that heavy, sort of erratic breathing and some wet sounds coming from the other side
>>46699050she turns the other cheek
>>46699050depends how loud the slap was. if you do it somewhere with a lot of reverb, you might just get rewarded instead>>46699053isnt that sound coming from like, everywhere in those churches?
>>46699017>"contact your local Eros mission and get into contact with an instructor today"Well considering that they are the ones who choose the participants for the matchmaking league I'm not surprised
>>46699045they're in the water. they're putting foxes in the water
I lurk in the thread a lot but I thought this song fit it pretty well, hope you guys enjoy. https://youtu.be/S0QelYQhMw0?si=fNaAqA0yPo_Zx2Wt
>>46699072That's just scare mongering. Under no circumstances are they putting mofu into our water supply. we are NOT trying to spread foxoplasmosis throughout the general populace.
>>46699072theyre putting mana in the water thats turning the freaking hounds fluffy!
>>46699048New state mandate, sorry.
I'm never going to get that one dude who draws like, fucking Doomguy and Kratos and shit having sex with MGE monster girls.
>>46699085It's just the new mega mofu shampoo blend
>>46699081>we are NOT trying to spread foxoplasmosis throughout the general populace.... what do you mean by "we"?
Chesh thinks she can seduce me with her big ass alone, but she is a fool. I am a boob man, I will never love her and her pathetic, flat chest. She will never have nice tits.
>>46699108What if she puts all her points in Purrsuasion?
>>46699108>boss music begins playing
Also, are we Cheshmaxxing and catpilled tonight?
>>46699117>>46699133Will drinking Chesh milk make me autistic?
>>46699072I trust this fox.
>>46699184I hope so.
>>46699133Lose weight, fatty
What are you drinking with your auntster tonight?
>>46699186she seems very straightforward with what she wants. no tricks and deception, thats a good fox.
Humans are literally just stupid fucking monkeys.
>>46699245apes anon
>>46699245>t. stupid fucking monkey
>>46699245And yet you dragons marry and have children with usCurious
>>46699245your dad is a stupid fucking monkey.
>>46699261what if mge got an anime and it was just this?
>>46699254>MUH DRAGONS MUH DRAGONS MUH DRAGONS MUH DRAGON MARRIAGE MUH DRAGONS OUT OF NOWHERESee? The brainless hominid creature resorts to the dumbest thing as its first response to being derided. Truly humans are a worthless species in every way that only think with their cocks.
>>46699266Honestly, an all-mamono slice of life anime would be based and cutepilled.
>>46699267i bet your tail is thin and short.
>>46699267Cute dragon
>>46699267Virginal mere lizard hands typed this post
>>46699292rude
>>46694394Pyrow weren't from the paywall era. That would be Malef, Dragonnewt, both Hall and Oates girls, Kelpie, Candlegeist, and now Balrog.
Hag cat
>>46699386Were there ever any good Pyrow stories? They feel like they should have some by now.
>>46699450wet cats
>>46699484
>>46699468Why is she so smug? She's the one that's beached and helpless now. She can't do anything to me now, haha.
Pinus
>>46699566It's spelled "penis", ma'am.
>>46699576PEE PEE!
This is your daughter Say something nice about her
A Dark Mage in a monstergirl style wedding dress!
>off-topicyou know what to do
>>46699745Ignore because it's a dark mage
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>You wake up, and 3 monster girls are surrounding your bed:>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/>They tell you that whoever you choose will become your wife.>And the other 2 your SWORN ENEMIES.>They will do everything in their power to irritate you and just muck up things.>But, like, mamono-style. Try to one-up you by moving into the neighborhood with a better house and a better car.>Shit talk your wife's snacks at neighborhood gatherings.>Real passive-aggressive 1950s shit.Which mamono do you choose?
>>46698646Girls with big antennae are cute
>>46699465There's nothing to write about when it comes to Pyrows. They are dumb slutty gyarus, and that's something you jerk off too, but not much else.
>>46700039Yeah, what this guy said. Pyrows are garbage. Literally the hooker/slut archetype of character, completely unattractive. Nobody wants that. Pyrows are trash. I hate Pyrows.
>>46700109materwelon
>>46699875>Anon's waifu starts laughing in fluent Bicorn>"Fuck those two bitches">problem solved
What should be done about old cats?
>>46693312i like the pic of her working in the daycare with tennis balls on her horns for safety
>>46700220Let them do as they please, they are wiser than you in the ways of the world.
>>46693624i liked phoenix
>>46699875Pic>Mindflayer puts the paddles on the other two>"Well, husbando, we can use them as domestic servants, or for some foreplay, or this one could be one of those cute garden ornaments."
>>46693312HOW?!NOW?!
>>46700220tame them
>>46700109I like kikis, but I don't know if I would be able resist the urge to bully kiki if I were to get the chance.They are just so adorable, it's like they were made to be bullied.
>>46700109I kinda want a really dumb Kiki, not just naive but almost 'Amelia Bedelia'-tier dumb.On one hand I'd have to give her really detailed and precise instructions to get the housework done properly.Otoh, she'd be the most compliant little fuck-toy when you have to tell her exactly what to do.
>>46700239A little bullying with love is okay.
>>46698990that has to be asmongold and his countless devilbugs wives
>>46700259I want their dirtiest sluttiest sex-crazed Kiki>Maido Academy makes Anon sign a waiver -tier Kiki>housecleaning is only average, cooking, is acceptable, but she's sexually wild for anything anywhere 24/7
>>46700327A woman can be taught to cook and clean, but you can't turn a housemaid into a hoe. Wait...
Damn these fat old kots
>>46700327I want the most competent and serious kiki, you know, the type that makes every mundane thing as dramatic as possible while being perfectly competent at everything she does, the type that can slice a lemon in mid-air ad make it fall right into the tea cup without spilling a drop (even though she could just slice that lemon normally) and if you were to take away the chair from under her she would remain in sitting position completely unfazed.
Do you think the meido academy puts out a catalog or a dogalog? How sad would it be to get picked last? I bet some magic could be used to make sure all of them find a home at least.
>>46699465One of the popular stories from last writing contest was liked because it was about a zoomer Pyrow
>>46700439I go for the bargain bin at the meido academy 10%-90% off all maids
>>46700439>Do you think the meido academy puts out a catalogIn a singalong.
According to this Dark Elf, she's one of the very few non-mamano members of her kind left and the proof of it is how little skin her armor shows. Is there any truth to her words?
>>46700519The armor is illusion magic, she's naked!
>>46700535It’s not, she’s really into clothed sex
>>46700519Speaking of dark elves, I just read a shitty fic where they torture a guy, the chapter came out of nowhere. My hatred for them grow even more. Hope, KC retcons them.
I hate morbid curiosity, I don't even know why I didn't stop reading at the start of this forsaken chapter. People who discarded KC rules always makes disgusting shit, be it HFY or men get tortured by horrible mamonos. My day is unironically ruined and they're nothing from trust worthy sources to read as palette cleanser.>Mamonos ?Here get a weird kiki, maybe she can clean my mood
A Dragon just burned my house down. I just lost all my possessions and valuables and home. Why? Why?! All I did was agree with her this one time when she was ranting on about how humans and dragons should never love each other and interbreed and then go my own way, ignoring her since then! What did she mean by this!?
>>46700634She hates you
>>46700368>has a long dress, a tight hair bun and everything>regularly give her lewd orders>tease her for being a lewd indecent maid trying to seduce her master when she follows themI just wouldnt be able to stay off herwe will make many new mini meidos
>>46700541Maybe she's a reverse dark elf and want to be captured and trapped in anon dungeon
>>46700634Anon you idiot, she was trying to get mere'd. You didn't pick up on her hints so she got pissed at how dumb you are.
Monsters can't possibly hope to stop the Order's new Kirov blimp from flying overhead and dropping bombs on their precious villages.
>>46700771It's a trashy shitpost I shouldn't be responding to, but it's hilarious to think just how bad idea slow blimps are in a world filled with flying superhuman women, including fire breathing dragons.
>Trying to convince your Soviet Russian kiki that capitalism > communism
>>46700794Yeah but a big ominous shadow overhead is scary, see it's the fear factor, most monsters would get terrified of it and not fight back. It's all about that psychological battle. That's why the Order's saboteurs string up a bunch of posters that say "Sex is bad" in Extremist forts instead of stealing intel (they don't have any usually)
>>46699875well, this is kind of hilariousi guess i should invest in a scarecrow
>>46700799no masters under communism
>>46700916So all communist kikis will stay single and die out. Nice.
>>46700599>>46700547You're a mentally ill self-destructive frog but you're right for once
>>46700969bolshevik kikis have established a marxist-leninist commune in southwest belarus, where the means of (re)production (mast-male comrade) are held in common and maintained through an equitable distribution of labor.
>>46701002Ah, so masters are all powerful oligarchs managing a herd of kiki, kinda like a king and his serfs? Weird communism
>>46701015these kikis come from the good hard soil of the motherland, anon. they'll not tolerate you bandying about fascist language like that.
>>46701046And yet if their MASTER calls them good girls, you will see their tail wags
>>46693624At this point I have to wonder if Pyrow will be the last good girl
>>46701046All it takes is one stroll through a fully stocked Western supermarket and they'll give in.
>>46701104The new horse is good. The issue is people already have their own favorite Mamono and won't change from that plus long release in-between kills discussion.
>Find dark elves like pic rel >>46700519>Dislike the profile or the femdom partI will go on a quest blessed by Eros to find the rare masochist darl elf. May the demon lord gave me her blessing because I should not rest until I find her
>>46701046
>ftw you see a disgusting d*arf
>>46701235Are you me, anon?
>Fish up mershark>Use her as a sextoy>throw her back into the sea>leaveAquatic monster girls hate this one simple trick.
>>46701235>Dislike the femdomYou'll learn to love it.
>>46701354Why are you like that, let him enjoy his fantasy
>>46701350>Anon repeats this trick hundreds of times>Now has hundreds of aquatic mamono who see him as their husband>They devise a plan to sink his ship and drag him under>Anon stops going out to sea>They get frustrated and hire some landstriders to capture him>Hundreds of these aquatic mamono pour in thousands upon thousands of [insert currency here] to hire said landstriders>Anon gets captured, bound with an anchor, and tossed into the sea>The mamono spend the next century violating him nonstop>The constant pouring in of mamono mana makes him stronger>Anon becomes Poseidon
>>46701328Are you the kek kot knight?
>>46701400>Try to do this>Gets captured after the first girl>Turns out there's a whole industry around this you didn't even know about
>go to the arctic>find a cute emperor penguin girl>bang her>wait until she's asleep and skidaddle>get on boat and return to chile>get on plane and fly back to ohio>never see her ever again>she'll probably have a chick that will grow up never knowing who I am>she'll spend the rest of her days weeping that I didn't return>the ultimate epic trollGottem
>>46701505>arctic>penguinsDumb anon
>>46701510Do we come from the same planet? Emperor penguins are endemic to antarctica anon.
>>46701505>get on boat >penguin girls burst onto the deck >drag you back to your wife >spend your days inflating the penguin population
>>46701505>>go to the (*Ant)arctic>>find a cute emperor penguin girlBetter check she has visible eyes first.Shoggy will leave the Mountains of Madness and crawl through the 4+ D spaces to find her Chosen Anon.
>>46701510What did you expect from this retard shitposter? Report and move on
>>46701516>arctic>antarctic
>>46701505>leave your wifeNot on shoggy's watch
>>46701516American education.
>>46701002Bolshevik Kiki tfw Fascist Capitalist Anon unzips the "means of (re)production"
>>46701539I want to poke that heart-shaped thing in her belly so much. I don't know why it mesmerizes me so.
>>46701350Fresh fish pussy is the best. Extremely wet and perfect for blowing off some steam. And you can just throw them back and not have to concern yourself with the cleanup.
>>46701556'Bolshevik' Kikis five minutes after the first Fascist-Anon arrives... new Waffen-Kiki battalions pledge to serve their new Mashtah and overthrow the Motherland to become lebensraum for many Kiki-children
>>46701523Irl went to Antarctica a couple of years ago.All other tourists happy to see cute penguins, seals, some whales.>Me, trying to troll for just one Shogg-waifu during every shore expedition, disappointed. fml.
>>46701612Dirlewanker brigade style badge except 2 crossed Frying-pans on shield.>Cleansing of ethnics commences
>>46701543Ms.Haku gives up, shrugs, gives Tard-Anon a ticket to the Arctic to chase penguins.
What do I do if someone I'm on bad terms with and might owe a lot of loan money I'm not paying back sends their Automaton to kill me?
>>46701219As a Bicorn-Anon with a planned herd/stable of Cent second-waifu species, I'd happily add in a WetHorse, but we'd live beside the lake and visit, not be in it permanently.For a start, afaik you can't fry bacon underwater, or do a lot of other fun things.
>>46701711Fuck the Tanuki by fucking her Automaton instead.Check-mate mating.
>>46701645GuP except its Waffen-Kikis in Panz-Kpfw250's towing goulash-kanonen to cook dinner between battles10/10 wollen Lebensraum mit[closest image was oversized Elf]
why are /tg/niggers here again
>>46701831It's as usual that one ex-tripfag spilling his autism all over the thread and baiting tourists into engaging with him
>>46700519sometimes i feel like it's me that's the endangered species
>>46701819>cute Polish/Czech Forest Kikis>swimming and doing laundry in forest lake>find sunken Panzer and haul it out>being Kikis have to clean out the mud>"Oh, Panzer of the Lake, what is your wisdom?">"Mit ein Panzer, Kikis can capture many wehraboo Mashtahs">and so the Invasion began...
>Come home>See thiswhich gote do you hug first?careful, there may be grave consequences (like being hugged even harder by the one you picked second)
>>46702043I don't hug them, I start talking about WW2 because it's my entire personality and also the only part of human history I know something of (I haven't read a single book about it and just browsed /pol/)
>>46702111based and WW2pilled
>>46702043I try to grab the little one but she sneaks past my guard to hug my mid-section, thereby leaving my arms around the big one.
>>46702043i hug the big gote but little gote ends up squirming in between us to make it a triple hug.
>>46702043You gotta hug your kid first. Then you hug your wife. Kids have a harder time with delayed gratification and gotes are rambunctious as fuck.
I'm convinced that farmyard monsters are the best at hugging. It must be their close relationship with humans.
>>46702321Oof. Terrible take.>Take the L.jpgThe best huggers are sneks because they can coil around you for maximum coverage. Technically this is a tier and bunyips, oomukade, wurms, etc. are also in it.>pic related if you're a sapient table
>>46699017You can bring your wife if you want a couples' discount, that's how all these Eros-funded things go, something about one of her commandments.
>>46702321Big monsters are the best at hugging. Smol monsters are the best at being hugged.
Your Cheshire cat is hiding a terrible secret.She's actually from Greater Manchester.
>>46702374Snakes are cold and often not very soft, at least compared to the warmth of a nice weresheep or mino. I'm not saying they are bad cuddlers, just outmatched by us.
>>46702439You made her cry
>>46702444>Snakes are coldOn the contrary, they are warm. If snake is cold to the touch, it's a cause for alarm.
>>46702444>us
>>46702321I will not touch the cow even if she's big, tan, and exactly my type
>>46702483You just want her to touch you, don't you?
I want to touch the oni. Or the ogre.
>>46702550Same. Ogres are soft.
>>46702374>if you're a sapient tablePic more related
>>46702574Big green cuddle machine
>>46702574Ogres deserve more love.They are complex beings, made up of more than just their thuggish outer layer. Underneath their brutish exterior is a brutish but beautiful interior
>>46702374I want to see her crush the table.
>>46702607She's going to yell at you into you get our of her swamp
>>46702607im going to kiss her so hard that she'll turn into a meek, submissive pillow for me to cuddle.
>>46702374indeed, sneks are the best huggers. Nothing beats a full body.
>nigga, that's nuts!
Some seedy Cheshire at the bar today sold me this neat golden box in return for a beer. She was really weird about it though and told me it was mine and "always was". I kind of want to rub the markings on it with my finger just to see what happens, I'm sure nothing bad will occur.
>>46702708I don't get it
>>46702708I hope you like pandemonium>the box>you opened it, now you must cum with us
I want a dark elf sister like this to molest me.
Miss Hakutaku told me that Mamono can like her can make men cum several times in a row. I told her she was bullshitting and that she needed to learn physiology, you can't magically make the refractory period stop being a thing. It's impossible to have multiple orgasms in a row. I thought she was supposed to be a smart cow not a dumb o
>>46699465I don’t know because they were kind of shoehorned into being the slutty school girl/gyaru archetype. I’d be more disappointed if Kelpie gets completely ignored.
>>46702607>They are complex beingswith very grope-able tits and ass.
>>46701505Then she and her penguin crew steal a plane from the nearby research crew, hunt you down (read: land exactly near where you live on pure luck and comedy) and take you as their husband and force you to raise the kids you bred into herGood going, skipper.
Ded
>>46703102I wanna resurrect an ancient beastgirl like a Sabertooth Jinko or a Passenger Pidgeon Harpy and then re-introduce her species to "least concern" on pure population size alone
>>46703189Pigeons are good girls. Also, good birbs. I know people who live in big cities don't like them, but they're cute and I love a good city birb.
I should write a Pyrow story eventually.
>>46703271Poor guy, what happened to his eyes? Some unfortunate magic accident?
>>46703328He's one of those dude who ntr's people, personally I'm glad he finally settled down.
>>46702374That's why Apopcicle is the best hugger in Winterstown, she's even training to become a Snuggle Scout
>>46703356I will not the purpleberry frozen treat
>>46703371You're not supposed to lick the snake like a popcicle! When she's cold and helpless, she does become more docile though
>>46703407But she has delicious purple flavor!
>>46703407>popcicleAh yes, i hate it when i lick a snake and then get trapped in an infinite loop of licking and being licked.>>46703445That's just poison
apopsicle?
>>46703356bit old to be a snuggle scout?
>>46703445>>46703450>Winterstown Hospital, case #009823>Human male (1), Apophis (1)>Human licked Apophis and tongue is frozen, Apophis licked human and tongue is frozen>Quote from human "her purple flavor was delicious">Apophis crying for her companion, was informed that he is recovering well
>>46703499>Don't worry ma'am, you'll make a great Snuggle Scout! 26 isn't too old at all!
>>46703356This man has not left his apopsicle's room in several weeks.Do not be fooled - once she has her coils around you she will not let you out of her sight. You will be hugged and used for your natural warmth. You will be loved, and captivated by her black sclera. The cold makes them possessive and territorial.Damn grapesnek.
>>46703527Once she's warmer, the tides will turn...
>>46703761Based image, all monsters deserve this
WTS monster girls, PMO
>>46701129You need homemade borscht correction
>>46702321Imagine a crowd of them surrounding you when you go out to feed the chickens and forcibly snuggling you
>>46703843The shady man in the back seems like a good and virtuous citizen of the order. Can I get a discount if I show him my paladin card?
>>46703817True but it's rare>>46703843I want to work as a slave trader (matchmaking for sub mamonos)
Beware the flying saucers! If you get caught in their columns of light, you'll be taken into the saucer and forced to probe the pilots.
>>46704150I'm going to nibble on the exposed ear
>>46704163part 3 soon!
i could probably fix her
Undead hours.
>>46704430That manga went to shit after that
>>46704465I like this, source?
>>46701612They really just want to be lead, any strong man could do it. Imagine making them capitalist with only the power of charisma and a fully stocked grocery store.>>46702043>Pick up little gote>hug big gote with little gote in my arm, three way hug>flurry of lip on lip kisses for mama and trade cheek kisses with daughteruEasy. At least make it a challenge and provide two smol gotes.>>46702483For me, it'd be love at "y'all want some sweet tea?" Not into minos, but I'd take a good brown holst.
>>46704096Life as an ethical slave trader must be wild.>The weirdest bunch of elves and werewolves piles into the back of your fairly nice carriage and rides with you to market>A day out from town you swap them into a more rickety one and give them pre-ragged clothes and padded shackles, make them roll in the dirt a bit>Remove your eyes and put on your best evil grin>Off to market!>You get paid twice because the girls pay for food and the ride>The hardest part is getting the girls to stop smiling
>>46703921I'm for left. Right is too much of a bimbo.
>>46704561Right is just too much in general, I think. Left is fine, and a quick swig of a potion or two could make her even finer.
>>46704561you should take responsibility for domesticated species since it's humans fault she's like that
>>46704201>get caught in a column of light>feel a slight force but not enough to lift you off the ground>realize the UFO isn't far away, it's just small>throw a stick at it>it spins out of control and lands in a nearby bush>a fairy climbs out and starts crying that you broke her spaceship
>>46704551You can make armor extra scary with pikes, syringes full of odd liquids and chains. Don't use plastic skulls, everyone know what they're.
MEOW.
>>46704634
Would you ever fuck your mamano wife while she's polymorphed into a human form?
>>46704751gross
>>46704751>>46704760For reference, here's her true form.
>>46704760Violated hero is great except for a few absolutely ruined girls>"Woof woof, I smell a strong male!"
>>46704853The only good thing about those games is art quality. Gameplay is absolute trash, literally worst monster girl h-games in existence, to the point that the later switch to walking simulators style was seen as a big improvementPlot of each game is utter nonsenseFetishes are trash, usually excessively cruel femdom and even gay shit like that futa wolf
>>46704561Nah more meat the better
>>46704897I still love the first two games. Three is where the sadism got too extreme.
you must brush all the foxes
>>46704897>>46704943fuck off frog
>>46692929Boys deserve to get bullied by mgs. In fact boys should thank their "bullies" every day
>>46705156>An act of mamano bullying
>>46705156ms kiki takes my lunch money and forces me to eat her homecooked meals
>>46705060Fuck off femdomfag not everyone is gay spineless nigger like you
>>46692929I for one support the first replier's initiative for correcting young monster girls.
>>46692929>Monsters bullying boysAny from of bulling from monster girls is just a shit test. What they really want is for you to fight back and make them submit to you. Use a based mushroom if needed or not if a you're a strong man.
>>46699875>Imp,Genie, Kelp"Genie, i wish these two other girls find themsleves nice husbands and completely forget about my existence"
>>46705322>based! based! based! b-b-based! b-based! my le mushroom is so based! thank god Kuckold Cross designed a special viagra just for me so i cant hurt myself in my imagination by imagining sex with those i-i-icky femdom girls!you are a cancer on this thread
>>46705353it's funny the girls can eat the mushroom too. it's more of an uno-reverse card
>>46692976I want to be the man who sits all day with his face buried in his girlfriend's sweater puppies while we play Mario Kart until the end of time...
>>46705418>face buried in his girlfriend's sweater puppies>play Mario KartAre you playing Mario Kart on your autmaton girlfriend's tits or what is going on here?
>>46705447>this isn't my VR headset... oh wait yes it is
I wanna have slow, sensual and consensual sex with a unicorn taking each other’s first times for everything
>>46705447It's an advanced system
>>46705465The bad thing about unicorns is that they're designed for slow, eye-contact missionary and cowgirl sex but centaur design means you have to go at them from the back without even being able to hold hands
>>46705503They have a frontal vagina as well.
>>46705506well - how does that work, then? you can't like a centaur down on it's back, do you have to have sex standing up? What if you're different heights? does she get periods in both pussies? can she be pregnant with two babies at once? How does she fit a baby horse out of her frontal vagina, if she's impregnated there?
>>46705447Damn robots...! Trying to make humans dependent on their pampering...!
>>46705515>do you have to have sex standing up?Yes>What if you're different heights?You'll grow strong enough to lift her up by her front legs eventually.>does she get periods in both pussies?Monsters don't get periods. In fact most animals don't get periods. Humans are specially unlucky on that part.>can she be pregnant with two babies at once?Yes>How does she fit a baby horse out of her frontal vagina, if she's impregnated there?The baby is born in her humanoid form if she comes out from the front, and in her equine form if she's born from the back.
>>46705525THey are just as dependant on your pampering as you will be on theirs. It's mutualy beneficial.
>>46705353
>>46705624sir, this is /jp/
>>46705624defection rates are conspicuously high on the bot front
>>46705353seethe some more at KC and rage shrooms, it wasnt obvious enough that you arent from around here
>>46705680'not from around here' is a lot coming from you, froggy
>>46705712Im being sincere here. If you hate KC and the mge setting so much, why do you still cry abou it? Why are you here? Why do this to yourself?
>decide to leave the city behind and build a cabin out in the woods>find out the spot I picked was right between the territories of three elder dragons>instead of peace and quiet I get daily kaiju battles as they all try to expand their territory to cover my housemaybe I should just move
>>46705515>>46705538Unicorns can get DOUBLE PREGNANT.
>>46705673Those automatons aren't going to get me, I'm behind 4 sentries at any given time!
>>46705736i don't hate KC or the mge setting, I just find you extremely annoying. it doesn't seem like YOU like mge very much, since the only thing that seems to make it bearable to you is derailing any discussion about it to talk about how much you hate femdom
>>46705756Baby making machine. Truly one of the most underrated mamono.
>>46705764Not many here like mge though. Just parts of it.
>>46705762ripe for corruption...
>>46705811I actually enjoy MGE as a setting for the most part since its sets out on a mission and fulfills it. There are certain parts of the western fanbase that I wish would fuck off though.
>>46705811>Just parts of it.Because we didn't humor your furry shitposting obsession?
>>46705818>Western fanbase>Rampant ntr, guro, and making the setting grimdarkYou're right, they should fuck off.
>>46705353How does one mushroom generate so much butthurt and seeth?
>>46705831Someone must have pointed out how his "MGE fans are hypocritical cultists" take makes no sense, so he got a new cope.
>>46705840ms hatter is divisive
>>46705855If only they sat down to have a tea with her, they'd find her very amicable.
>>46705833>Rampant ntrNtr is just the process of keeping the gene pool clean by keeping out other mens inferior genetics
>>46567107
>>46704899what about a plant substitute?
>>46705898thinking of going full vegetarian
>>46705887Poor gooby. She'll never get full.
CLUMSY Hakutaku NEEDS correction
>>46705966>using highly intelligent monster species as maids and molesting them while they work
>>46705855I'd like to divide those cheeks.
>>46705833It's less that and more like>NTRfags who keep digging their heels in despite the fact the creator has made it known he doesn't want anything to do with their fetishes>Weird grimdark obsessed nerds who won't just use literally any other setting because somehow the Maou is le ebin evil even though she just wants you to be happy and fuck monster girls>Purity spiraling nerds who think if you don't like certain monster girls you need to bend to their tastes even if you don't even like some of the more /d/ or /trash/ shit>That one French fuck who won't shut the fuck up about femdom
moth daughter who loves you very much
You guys don't know how great the past two weeks have been
>>46706029I still find the purity spiral dudes to be the strangest ones.We have delt with NTR and grimdpers fags since day 1 so we know how to deal with them, but purity nerds are relatively new and they're somehow even more insufferable because they are so high off their own ego it's impossible to even talk to them.
>>46705898every farm needs a field, or a gardendont want no zombies on my lawn either
Playing Crusader Kings with dark elf or manticore sister.
>>46706136>zombies just want to flirt with anon>can't cross his lawn cause the plant girls bully them just wait till they bring lich to punish those haughty plants
>>46706162She'll just accelerate the plant arms race.
what if you found out your mg had a kickass ost?
>>46706162they can stay indoors as long as they don't go tramplin on me lawni worked hard for that perfect turf cut, every day, and if the zombies don't use the stone sidepath then its their fault not mine
>>46706182counter with own tunes
>>46706182I'd expect a Pyrow to have a Tenacious D coverband OST.
>>46701716She has no issue living on land. The profile talks about this.
>>46701716bye bye bi bicorn
>>46706182Sandworm-chan is guaranteed to have a kickass themes.
Let's be honest, whether you would or wouldn't wife her. You probably would sniff her just to make sure the rumors were true about dormice.
>>46706241but can she sing in the range of a soprano?
>>46706256>smellI'm more interested in her taste down there
>>46706286So is any cat.
>>46706337
>>46706285She's a little more of a deep bass, seeing as how she literally SHAKES THE EARTH with her movement.
>>46706352We need more art of cats bullying mice.
I don't want to be a slave to Monsters, they will put me on a leash and make me give them piggy back rides. I will go to the Angels instead, they'll protect me. Angels won't ever use me in such a way.
>>46706419>Ten years later, Anon is giving a toddler angel--his daughter--the piggyback ride she demanded.D'OH!
>>46706430Should have chosen the horsewife.
>>46705991Those big feather duster tails were made for it
>>46706077are you gonna explain?
>>46706465wrong thread, i implore you to ignore
>>46706465He bought a GremTech Succbot 3000 and doesn't realize it's just his automaton's wife head getting shipped to him first class while the rest of her is shipping much slower. When the body shows up in a few weeks he's in for a big surprise.
how does one date a grem
>>46706675volunteer to be her test subject also works with liches
>>46706456>make hakutaku a maid>call her tail a feather duster and slap her ass>she's never been this outraged and also aroused in her life
>>46706675follow the explosions
>>46706675build an EMP generator
>>46706675ask her if she can explain fluid dynamics to you
>>46706090They're not new they're just more vocal than before.
>>46706725A blinking lightbulb?
>>46706720>she's taken up the habit of dusting her book shelf with her tail when no one's looking
If you had to pick a mamono to cuddle with and sleep (no sex! SLEEP), who would it be?
>>46707027aphrodisiac lusted, prisoner fruited, apophis envenomated, in heat hellhound.it will be fun to sleep next to her when she can't sex me.
>>46707027Jinko. I'd love to fuck one, but I'd also enjoy cuddling her without sex and go to sleep in her embrace.
>>46707027Yeti
>>46707027All the hellmofu I could want without the pelvis bruises
>>46707027Bogie
>>46707027Yuki-onnaI overheat
I could beat a Lich.
>>46707027Answering my own question--Cheshire. She's my favorite kot, and while I <3 spooders, they're confusing to sleep with.
>>46707027Cu sith!Anyone who doesn't want to sleep with a dog is weird.
>>46707027Salamander loli, during the winter, the bedroom cold outside the bed.
If I melt a glacies does she turn into an undine?
>>46707307
>>46707027jubjub for the thought experimentplus she's soft
>>46707027Troll but it would probably end up in sex anyway
>>46707339There's no Troll with bad fashion sense.
What if I tell a Troll her cooking sucks?
>>46707441boss music starts
>>46707339I need to impregnate this Troll right now.
>>46707460She wouldn't really get mad and try to hurt me or kidnap me over having an opinion, would she?!
I haven't been here in eight years, did the Anonymoose saga finish?Also is there anything to match it?
>>46707471No. But she would if you had a wrong opinion, which you do.
>>46707471You're going to end up tied to a chair and force-fed homemade dishes until you find something you like
>>46707027Half the reason I like bogey is for her superior snuggles anyway
gloomy asocial mgs
>>46707640>"Hey Anon, you want to go out somewhere?" >"...No?" >"God I love you."
>>46707640Perfect for forcing to go on adventures
>wooooowoooo I'm a ghoooost better run or I'll suck your cock dry woooowooooo
>>46707794Sorry lady, I tweaked my hip playing hockey and my kot has claimed my lap.
>>46707794Whatever boner I got would instantly die. Come on now, who the fuck haunts someone and says that? At least TRY to be scary, it makes it better. I would never date this kind of ghost.
>>46707640
>>46707794>be Anon>in bed with your waifu watching late-night tv>program fades, static, ghostgirl starts crawling out>Anon: wtf? Waifu: grabs her Anon tight>ghostgirl stops in surprise, 'wooooh'-ing turns to sudden gasp>on-screen, some other Anon is behind her, grabbing her hips, pounding her ghostpussy>in between strokes, ghostgirl struggles to apologize: "Sorry, I think I'm in the wrong screens">pounding intensifies, ghostgirl tries to back out of Anon's bedroom, just gets pounded more>Anon's waifu "It's like watching some other couples' sextape">Waifu starts long slow BJ while still watching>eventually matches rhythm until Anon cooms in her mouth just as Other-Anon cooms in his ghostwaifu>Waifu is about to finish off cleaning Anon when ghostgirl is "But I poop from there", so crawls up the bed and spreads her ass-cheeks to match>after 3 more various position cooms for both couples, Anon staggers over to the tv and throws a blanket over ghostgirl so he can get some sleep>Exhibitionist ghostgirl is :"Same channel next Friday, okay?"
>>46707881Is a TV ghost.Definitely "Not any more you dont".Modern TV-ghost crawls out of single Anon's screen feet and ass first.
>>46705764Hello retard, I was sleeping and you was discussing with someone impersonating me. Find a new scapegoat
>>46707794Modern Anon bluetooths his smartphone to his tv.Only a flipfold screen, but big enough to be a conveniently portable ona-hole of ghost mouth with her face pushed up against the gloryhole mini-portal in her dimension.
I keep my pet Zombie locked in a pen outside and feed her raw meat. People on 4mon keep telling me I'm abusing my Zombie and that I need to wash her up and treat her like proper wife, but I disagree. Something with as little brains as a Zombie has is not fit for making into a wife, it's barely a person. Instead, I treat her as a pet and walk her around on a leash sometimes (wrapped around the torso because her head has popped off before and she's tried to rape me, which earns her the water bottle). They keep telling me "Ooo anon once she becomes a Wight she's going to pay you back severely for everything, then you'll be the one walked like a dog on a leash". Pffft, yeah I doubt it. I will keep my Zombie as a pet and nobody can stop me.
>>46705353>>46705712Why are you mad? Raging mushrooms are nice, you don't have to use them if you don't like it. Also saying that the frog is a cancer on the thread is weird, did they hit you with baguettes?
>>46698149>he still orders from a place without anti-cheshire boxesBasically asking to have your food stolen.
>>46707954>not so smug when his zombie moans out into the night, attracting more zombies who then dogpile him and rape him for days
>>46699017It's a good lesson. My instructor even rented me a tuxedo to wear to boost my confidence. The whole thing is just a little private instruction with your mentor and some higher up making sure she does a good job. You just hold their hand and read the practice vows on the card she give you and then make out for a bit. Super simple. Apparently the second part is an at-home bit. It seems like a long day but the timing must be a typo because it says 10 pm to 5 am on the agenda they gave me.
>>46699095>fluffy hellhoundEvolution has truly gone too far
>>46707970Does cheshs payback with their body?
>>46707954This is why Druella is right.
>>46707990Happy wedding >>46707999They need at least to compete with your average kot
>>46707920>Scapegoat It's weird that no one complained about Mick and only targeted you.
Goodnight anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember that this is the time of year to start running. Grizzlies and Ratas will be out trying to shed some of that leftover winter weight.
>>46708047Can I run after rata?
>>46708053You can but it won't be much of a chase for another month or so.
>>46708063Is rata fat?
>>46707794Lolicon Anon picks up the remote and tries to click on the Kids-channel.>it's showing episodes of MGCPD:SVU "she was eleven-and-one-day, yousickfuck"
>>46708123She says not, but you know Lügenpresse.
>>46708123No, she's just chubby.Winter weight doesn't come off easy.
>>46707027dragon, theyre nice and warm, also firm yet pliable
>>46708156Just replace it with baby weight
>>46706090Nta, but really the purity-tards are more out of touch with the spirit of MGE than the Hfy-tards.It's a realm of horny sex-crazed mamonos - where being virginally pure is sicker than having dominate or be-dominated struggles between Mamonos and Anons. For most big martial-types fighting for sexual dominance and puny Anons having to montage up to win a fuck was their whole point, until it went all boringly huggy-box.Ditto all the slutty mamonos,tentacle forests, and Bicorns turned into just risque handholding.
>>46708047End of winter, hibernation Mamonos will be more anorexic than chub, but they will have really bad bed-hair and killer morning-breath.
>>46708188>muh tentacle forests As always it's about sucking dicks and cheating Oh no, poor /d/fag is feeling unwelcomefuck off
>>46707881Wrong channel: Hfw Anon's waifu is a Bicorn>quickly gets up off their Gremtech dual-layer double bed>grabs Tv-ghost by her hair, pulls until her mouth gasps open>waves her Anon-husbando forward for a facefuck>Other-Anon virtual high-fives Anon with hands seperated by the glass of the screen - because it would be kinda gay if their hands actually touched
>>46708197Yeah, confirmed that purity-tards are really closet Alps if they read T-forest and immediately think only of sucking them.
>>46708228There is no such thing as "purity-tard", no matter how much you try to force this meme, faggot. Now go back to trying to explain how cheating and futa are totally needed and integral parts of MGE and of this thread.
>>46707932>Be Anon with magic wife>Have to go on extended trip and can't bring her>After much hemming and hawing, she agrees to let you go, but you have to leave your dick with her>stick a ring over your crotch and your dick appears through a paired ring>She leaves it hung over the toilet when she's not using it so you can pee whenever you want (actually really convenient) and she gets to blow/ride you whenever she wants>This would be a great arrangement if she didn't insist on doing it during the day>Oh well
>>46708188>where being virginally pure is sicker than having dominate or be-dominated struggles between Mamonos and AnonsI don't understand this sentence, can you reword for an idiot like me please?
Theoretically speaking, if most Mamono from Hell have left to go seek husbands in the mortal realm, then Hell is now somehow far, far safer than most other places, therefor I will be safe from them hiding in plain sight under their radar making a secret hideaway in Hell itself. It's the last thing the Monsters would expect.
why are angels so slutty?
>>46708305be careful with spreading that info, if too many men sneak in monsters will be tipped off eventually.
The butler and kiki story was superbe, you did a great job anonhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/53945491?view_adult=true
>>46708399It was shit and you're a faggot for shilling your retarded fanfic here.I know we're all for creativity and OC here, but have some fucking class.
>>46708399makes you think, if kiki's generally hate men being butlers, their equals. they must absolutely when they have to be a full on boss to men, or any other power leverage like landlord.
>>46708412I think that a butler anon would work well with kiki as the head of the servant/supervisor in something massive like castle, like orchestra master. I can see why a kiki would be annoyed if a butler take her work and purpose in life
>>46708412A kiki won't stay in a "power" position, it's temporary and her husband or anyone competent enough will take her place
>>46708399>SuperbeFrog, opinion discarded >>46708407This also
>>46708418>I think that a butler anon would work well with kiki as the head of the servant/supervisorwhy do you have to make everything into femdom
>>46708446Wut? Oh wait I badly word it. I meant anon directing the kiki, he is the head servant of the royal family and manage all the kikis
Vampire-chan can stare at me from my windows all day. She can stand on my doorstep day and night. She can stalk me for years if she'd like, I don't care. I will NEVER invite her into my house. She will NEVER sink her fangs into my neck and drink MY blood. I will never go shopping, I will just order and get Harpy dine and dashers to deliver it. I will even taunt Miss Vampire by leaving my bedroom window's curtains aside so she can peak in and watch me masturbate and get a peak at what she will never taste. She will only look and never touch. She will NEVER get inside, she will NEVER drink my blood. I'll die before she steps one foot into this house. Hahahah sorry Vampire bitch, it's never happening. Get mad! GET MAD!
>>46708485>harpy dine and dasher steps inside after delivering a meal>says she needs to snap a photo of the food first>takes the picture with her phone and goes to leave>miss vampire is standing there>harpy dasher apologizes for getting in her way and steps aside>this counts as inviting the vampire inside because the Harpy was inside>vampire closes the door behind the harpy and locks it, smiles at you smuglyShould have ordered one of those magic food fabricators from Gremtech instead of ordering delivery, anon.
>>46694098actually, foxgirls are the ultimate test for if someone actually likes monstergirls or if they just want "human but exotic"on one hand, foxgirls are "normal" enough to fall under the exotic human category, the monster parts arent terribly intrusive.BUT on the other hand, the tails and ears are present enough to be their own significant attraction point.so they are a perfect middle point between "human but exotic" and "i love monster girls" all you have to do is give someone an image of a traditionally beautiful fox lady and ask>why would you be attracted to this person?if the answer is anything that DOESNT include have the tails and/or ears as the focus, then they just want an exotic human.the problem with 'taurs is that the monster part is too intrusive causing them to become niche even among MG-loving groups.id never fuck the horse pussy, but id gladly stay wrapped up in a fox's tails for a whole day.
What can you say about me if I want to fuck slime pyschologist kun?
>>46708503>magic food fabricators from Gremtechthat's how the succuvirues get you
>>46708571The Succuvirus is not real stop spreading misinformation. Automatons cannot get bugs that turn them into rape machines, don't be a stupid ass conspiracy theorist.
>>46694098I miss the early years of monster girl hype building up on 4chan, when it was just lonely nerds discovering the whole new world of imaginary monster waifus and furfags were still widely considered subhumans.
>>46708525anything that>influences a majority of the body (slime, 'taurs, ext.)>replaces limbs (sneks, paws, harpies...)>influences the torso and head (dragon scales...)>otherwise significantly deviates from normality enough that it cant possibly fill the same appeals as regular humans (most plant girls, sandworms...) is far enough over the exotic human line that you shouldnt even concern yourself with the question.but on the other side of the coin>elves>dark mages>similar "wow! there are literally zero monster parts on this "monster"." designs.you also dont have to bother with the question since you know without even a bit of doubt that this person just wants an exotic human.its only the middle ground with monster girls that dont fall into either category where you need to probe. such as flying girls with back-mounted wings instead of wing arms or beast girls with regular limbs.
Landlord Kiki
>>46708645>congratulations anon you've just inherited a large estate from a distant relative you've never heard of
>>46708658>You also inherited the maid
I will gather a bunch of like-minded humans and we will adorn ourselves in our best black hoodies, shades, and red bandana facemasks and we go block the entrance to the Danuki National bank in MGC and hold up signs that say "BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY" or "We are ungovernable" and we will graffiti the bank with Anarchist symbols and chant "Eat the rich!" over and over again. Those fucking rich Danuki capitalist pigs won't know what hit them!
>>46708645>stressed and angry all the time>between the extreme fucking, destructive ladies, and element based gals her properties are almost always in ruin.>always running around with a few other monsters to fix whatever breaks.>minimal time to actually clean her own place, this does not help with the stress.>always comes home with a minor twitch and eyes that instantly tell you her state of mind.>grabs a red-mino and cracks it open.>turns on the cooking channel.>falls asleep feeling minor jealousy over the happy kiki on TV with her happy husband.>mutters to herself "one day..." as she falls asleep.>the day a single man makes the mistake of moving into one her properties is the day that she can finally start to turn things around.>granted, thats if she doesnt snap first and hunt down a single man herself.
>>46708683I need to save this kiki and rehabilitate her..
>>46708612I remember back when we were on /a/. I also remember the Bromont saga. Remember anon, even good days have dark nights and boy howdy was it dark back then.
