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How about no
Ah geez dude, I just hit my car, I'm on these pills bro, I can't do $50
>>46406786At most I can give you some headpats.
This girl is a prostitute
>>46406822>>46406860>>46406943>>46407403hand over the money, now.
>>46407487Yes, of course the money is given before the service, only the most idiotic beginner would have it otherwise.
shes even cuter wearing the sunglassesso squishy
>>46407487It ain't gonna suck itself
>>46406786Shion's older sister
Does she have connections with Klaus Schwab and the WEF?
>>46408755she's a poorfag who lives through other people's money and is under crippling amounts of debt. What do you think?
>>46408755She is a simple prostitute.
Cash? You want it? It's yours my friend.
twin drill thursday
>>46407403 >>46409150How much for a paizuri?
>>46412150$75 because it's more hassle compared to just sucking the dick
>>46412150I don't think she has the assets for that
>>46414558but it's an unspoken rule of gensokyo that the little sister has to be stacked, and the older, flat.
Fake jewelryFake titsFake goldFake drillsFake womb
>>46422875She puts so much effort into turning herself to something that drives filthy old men with money insane with lust. Every atom of her being screams "this woman only exists for fucking and will ruin your life if you spent more than an hour with her". For the true connoiseur of the arts there is nothing better than this. It's irresistible, intoxicating. She's like the Sixtine Chapel of whores, built by the wallets and cocks of a thousand ugly bastards.
>>46419620Jo'on is the subversion of the rule. She's flat, smaller than her sister, less popular, and she's the certified sadhu. Shion's flat too, though. That's why they're both poor.
>>46422875Shes too poor to afford fake tits, which ironically makes them real
>>46422925>She's like the Sixtine Chapel of whores,I'm gonna remember that one.
>>46406786>posting worst yorigami
whore ja nai.....
>>46427336The evidence of her whoreness is ample, unlike her chest before she took implants to attract more customers.
I love sluts so much it's unreal.
>>46427568I love reforming sluts into pure-hearted wives
>>46422952>>46423526She was flat, but then she spent all her whore cash on implants.
She's an Ed Edd n Eddy character, not a whore...
>>46427568Yes.>>46427584She is too far gone for any reformation. >>46430227Your resistance to the idea stems from you thinking "she is a whore" is a moral judgement instead of a job description.
>>46430399She loves money and her job is scamming people. I know there's very little distance from those descriptions to actual whore behavior, but still, she's more like Wario or an Ed boy than a prostitute.
>>46408197haha in that case maybe i will have to be the one doing the sucking.........
>>46430487I'd say WaHH Reimu is more like an Ed boy, since she comes up with get rich quick schemes and scams constantlyOn a side note, Ed would absolutely whoop any oni
>>46428648Silicone tits are still tits.
>>46430487Yeah she scammed YOU, I got the full service>>46431373On some level they are even better than naturals, the idea of someone doing something painful and risky just to look more sexy is hot
>>46431647S I L I C O N E
>>46431725This needs to be edited with jo'on
>>46434290This one too, with Jo'on and Shion.
>>46424751kill yourself
>>46431373requesting more jo'on in a bra kthxbai
>>46436848The is the rich bitch slut thread, not the request thread.Go and create the AI thread if you want that.
>>46436979Slut? You're talking about a member of the royal family and a wealthy oil baron
>>46422925This is a fantastic post and sums up how I feel about John. I would definitely get that Twin Drill Pussy even if it meant ruining my life.
whore
>>46442292Imagine rubbing your dick between those meaty thighs
'Ya know I gots to treat my girl RIGHT. (It's not enough. It's NEVER enough...)
>>46443337>Not BenjaminsYou have to post Shion when posing that confetti
>>46443474But Shion is in that picture, so he did post Shion
>>46443337>'Ya know I gots to treat my girls RIGHTShe's talking about her tits
>>46443337My Joon Fumo keeps falling on her back and flashing me
>>46446871That's completely normal, no need to worry.
>>46446871A whore is a whore even in plush form
I find this page really sweet
>>46452018I wanna kiss her tummy
>>46446871You have to pay for the view
>>46456849I, too, find Chiya-chan really sweet.
>>46452018Goddamn, Jyoon slooting it up like that despite her not having the most curvaceous body actually makes her even hotter.>>46446871Anon, NO! Each time she does that she's just racking up the debt you owe her!
>>46464123I like the idea of a short, curvy Joon. It's a good contrast to the thin and tall Shion
>>46464488short-stack Jo'on is best Jo'on and canon Jo'on and I will not take any pushback on it
Looking is 1000 yen.
>>46465282Talking 1500 yenSpending time with her 3000 yenAsking and picking another type of costume 5000 yenAnything lewd no more less than 30.000 yen or 70.000 yen
>>46406786I posted 3,000,000,000,000,000,000 times ITT
>>46465282Fisting is...300 bucks
>>46465322I think i'll just spend 10 yen on her sister...
>>46472823She was never a worker in the first place and if you do, Jo'on will grab the money and decide what to do with those.>>46466461Yeah but not that kind of "fisting".
Fumo fumo
>>46479538>swiggity swag, what's in the bag?
Joon sama give me guidance on these stocks
>>46490863See the option $BOOB? That's the only option you want to invest in.
>>46490863Joon tells DESU
The Joon thread is all earning sick gains right?...
>>46492703Yes.
Let it be known that John enjoyers are the strongest day traders on 4chan
>>46494163https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vv_u00Yk6w
The GIF.
paizuri
>>46498359Tits!
i'm financially ruined!
>>46502184S-tier sex worker
>>46502184easily furui's greatest crime is never doing any real lewds with this joon, especially since he did so many teases
>>46502276Furui's greatest crime was doing nothing with Shionhttps://litter.catbox.moe/lfy44d.mp4
>>46502363He did ONLY one thing with Shion but it was jus a threesome with Jo'on
>>46504036Where? I can't find it
>>46504118It was an early animation so it's not that great.https://files.catbox.moe/j1pc9z.mp4Just a handjob tho
>>46502363This makes Sarah webms from loli threads on /b/ look good
>>46500028bigger
>>46500028I love Gensoukyo, a place where man eater youkai and Gods have been reduced to prostitutes and comfort women
>>46505172>someone saved my genNice, have another onehttps://files.catbox.moe/qa63nb.png>a place where man eater youkai and Gods have been reduced to prostitutes and comfort womenMoney keeps things running... and that's why I can see Reimu becoming a greedy pimp lol
>>46406786John and Shaun
>>46505172BIGGER
>>46506091Sannyo is the pimp
>>46505172I mean, canonically speaking that's not far from the truth.Mighty beasts of legend reduced to drinking, bickering has beens in a small piece of land, tucked away in a corner of rural Japan.Just a few tweaks and Touhou is suddenly about whores.
>>46510766God with that build I wish she was on the menu...it's so hot when thighs spill from a high sock like ice cream from a cone...
>>46513302SEXO
Guide to whores in gensokyoShion: Flat. 100 Yen and you get her all night. Wear a condom!Reimu: Big tits. Cheap, but a dead lay. A bitch.Aya: Medium tits. Not cheap, but not too expensive. An absolute freak in the sheets.Tewi: Small tits. Costs an arm and a leg. Her sex drive will probably kill you.Jo'on: Huge (fake) tits. Hope you're loaded. 3DPD in 2D form.
>>46520803>rent Tewi>gets Reisen insteadI don't mind getting killed by bunny snu snu!
>>46431373Firm tits (which fake ones are) actually feel better for paizuri than soft, flabby ones (like natural fat ones) given the same volume due to being able to exert more pressure and friction on the penis. Thus it makes perfect sense for Joon to throw a couple of grand on a pair of big ol' fake knockers because the mind-blowing titfucks she administers with them makes even the greediest miser empty their wallet into her cum-stained hands in a state of post-nutdrainbliss
>>46406786You're not getting a cent out of me, shorty.
>>46520815Reisen gets included like this. You'll be fine.
>>46520939Reminds me thishttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1014518
>>46406786
I really hope both of the Yorigami sisters appear in the next fighting game with another retarded plotI think ZUN really loves having characters just talk monumental amounts of shit about them
>>46520871I would love to have been in the Doctor's office when Jane went to ask Eirin for implants.
>>464067863DPD: The Toehoe. If i want a greedy bitch that'll ruin my life i'd just marry the nearest gold digger.
>>46527944>How firm do you want them, ma'am?>I want to be able to mash a boiled hot dog into pate by squeezing it between them.>The Saturday Night Streetwalker special, understood. Sign here and we'll start immediately.
>>46528444How much did Eirin charge?
>>46537277Depends on how much she asked to have her boobs inflated.
>>46407487Why is her left hand so fat? Smells like elephantiasis to me
>>46537375*right hand
>>46528444>I want to be able to mash a boiled hot dog into pate by squeezing it between them.So fucking hot...
>>46538343
>>46538402Yuugi's Supernatural Cock-Wringing, Pelvis-Shattering Paizuri vs Jo'on's Augmented Ball-Draining, Wallet-Emptying Titfuck...the battle of the century...
>>46513302his joon doujin was trash not gonna front
>>46544321Obviously, futa is fucking awful
>>46544643His other stuff is good you fag. I mean no fuckin' Jo'on titjobs or usage of the compulsive spending shit? It coulda been waaaayyyyy better
>>46502276Thats not in my bunnysuit Jo'on collection. Did he drop new shit?
>>46544643>futaWould futa Joon charge more? Asking for a friend.
>>46544990Full package is pricier, you are paying for two sets of genitals after all. Discounts depending on how far you can get her cock down your throat. Yes, 5 mon is still technically a discount.
Joan's bra is worth more than Shion earns in a year.
Party's over.
>>46557962Well it was fun while it lasted
>>46557962but i still want to dance
sex
>>46566178Even while being broke.
Paizuri paizuri
>>46570995strong scent
>>46571036imagine spending $30.000 only for her used bra.. and sniff it
>>46566178>Jo'on's first set of implants (she's worried about the money she had to spend on them and if it'll even be worth it, feels funny when her clothes brush her nipples)>>46570995>Jo'on's fifth set of implants (she loves the way they feel and how much cash they make for her, is planning to upgrade again once she makes triple the cost back in profits which will take only a few months at most, leverages her fully-developed breastplay addiction to make bank on Paizuri and titfucks)
3dpd in 2d form.
>>46570995I think Jen would wear a purple or gold bra.>>46571083I want to sniff her bra while she gives me paizuri
>>46575574Pink as default, golden or black or any other dark color while she works.>I want to sniff her bra while she gives me paizuriNo paizuri, just inhaling her perfume through her bra while she dances and tease you. Since you already paid for it. If you wanna request more services, you better pay up!
>>46577735This image is turning me on way too much and I don't know why.
>>46557962but I haven't hear the bell?
What breast size suits the Joon the most?She is one of the few characters I wouldn't mind having a rather ample bosom despite being petite. I feel like her design accomodates for quite a variety.
>>46581151Large enough to give the illusion that they are huge.
>>46581278Seems to me like Hatate should pull a Jo'on' and get a nice fat firm pair of fake saggers to bring in the subscribers.
What the fuck, I think I'm falling in love with a hooker...
i like Jo'on's tourist scamming outfit
>>46581151>I feel like her design accomodates for quite a variety.While true, I still prefer her with petite to small breast
>>46581151Huge implants.
why is her name john
>>46589989That's the type of person she hangs out with.
>>46586586but she has to titmog Shion.
>>46589989Cuz guys say "i gotta hit the John" when they need to pee
>>46599641Yeah but Shion is a tall, starving flatty, anything mogs her in compairson. They can be J medium and S flat and it still works. Actually I prefer that scenario since I don't enjoy these slut silicone fantasies.
Opposite day
why can't they both be flatties? that's why they're both misers
>>46606625Both still look good.
>>46606625delet this>>46573187Too green
>>46607018Wear some glasses then.
>>46606639>why can't they both be flattiesthisthe Yorigami sisters are best when flat
>>46607175NOOOO It's an unthinkable natural law of gensoukyo. Little sis Big, big sis Little.
this is good size
>>46614210milk the joon!
>>46614484And sell it at a very high price!
jean ass
>>46628754and sexy backboob
Joon is tailor-made for revenge hentai at the hands of people she's scammed and I genuinely cannot believe how little of that there is.
HOLY
>>46630771That was a good doujinshi, despite the content.>>46635403Goldy
>>46527944Go one step further and BECOME the Doctor
>>46635568>Becoming a fat-titted, dommy hag of a doctor with a cute, busty bunny girl assistant who specializes in turning goddesses into massive-mammaried shortstack testicle/wallet drainersIs this a Joon thread or a Goon thread, because I can't tell the difference anymore.
>>46635816>why_not_both.png
>>46630771I like the one where she possesses the guy and then he turns her into her cumdump.>>46635492moar
>>46641033>maorpay up!
>>46644588only if you show more tiddy
