>watch tech youtubers unboxing tech>handles the tech like a nigger>unnecessarily rough>throws empty boxes around>slams the tech into the table>*THUMP*>appendages flailing around in front of the camera>can't take his disgusting fingers off the tech for more than a few seconds>tech is constantly moving around and changing angles because he can't stop fidgetingwhy are so many of them like this? are they on meth?
>look up mid-priced mouse review on youtube>stock video editor intro, dubstep music playing>6 minutes in, box still not open>instructions on the box gets read out loud in broken english>Drum&Bass music intensifies>finally box gets opened>camera twirls around the desk, zoom in on cheapo liquid cooler in pc through glass sidepanel>2 minutes of mouse getting handled, still in plastic bag>camera zooms in on funkopop™ on desk and yeti™ mic>as the camera twirls, you notice tester is barefoot and house is completely dilapidated, in a moment of silence a toddler screaming in the background followed by a slap and women gibberish>camera pans back onto mouse>3 minutes to get the mouse connected, heavy breathing followed by more or less royalty free EDM playing>opens Notepad, scrolls a few times, allegedly left click right click can be heard>"great mouse, very good, don't forget to like and subscribe, support my channel, see you next time guys"
>>100124089Most hardware tech youtubers are pedophiles.
